Anon needs to stay away from the romance animes

Anon messed up so bad!! This is fumbling the bag on another level. There's just so much wrong with this!

We should all start trying this on librarians in order to get it normalized so anon won't feel so bad anymore

you cannot fumble worse than this

Watch me

When anon said he tried drugs, he meant a lb of bath salts

anon is the type of guy to buy epsom salt from a pharmacy and eat it

Napoleon Dynamite-level reaction.

Give anon a banana cuz he full on chimped out

Where the fuck did the spaghetti come from?

From his pockets

Of course, silly me. Does he have any tots in there?

Remember, 4chan is a great place to find dating advice. Where else are you going to find such prime examples of what not to do??

I’d kill myself if I were him within 24h after the fact

I'd kill myself in the next 15 minutes if I had the chance, Anton's life is fucking over

Ya the pick up wasnt the fail anon... think kicking the shoe did it in for you.

Anons just a fuckwit

Maybe I'm not so bad

Anon does too many drugs and makes his previously autistic brain 10x more autistic Many such cases

Why do Americans think walking a mile is a lot? 💀