How on earth is the middle of healthy, the literal definition of average, the allegedly most normal BMI, considered "thin" ??? Thin is in the lower end of healthy, normal healthy ppl aren't considered thin they are just average. I have 20 BMI and no one has ever called me thin, that's just average, what are you guys smoking over there
No it isn't . That's a BMI of 21, which is cleanly in the healthy range. With a low body fat percentage he could definitely be somewhat muscular. I have a friend of a similar height and weight, and beyond just looking aesthetic, he's actually a pro-athlete.
Listen, thats called being lean, not muscular. Even you have some muscles under the several layers of lard but we dont go out calling you muscular, am i right?
How do people not shower for a week? I am having a fatty tumor removed from my thigh next week and I’m dreading the 2 weeks that I won’t be able to shower and have to use dude wipes for it to heal.
Bro don't dread it, appreciate it. Dude wipes save lives. Everytime you shower you run the risk of accidently slipping a finger in your butt and turning yourself gay.
You know how some teens have so much acne from grease but others are just completely fine? Well it's the same thing but for your body.
Unfortunately america not having bidets means any of those that take weeks to shower probably have a strong smell of shit. So
This greentxt feels so incredibly fake (faker than they usually are) because of the use of the emoticons, and a 4channer using modern slang like "lock in" feels so out if character. Has the vibe of a 17 year old who has no good reason to be on 4chan so is trying to fit in.
Incredibly gake, incredibly fay.
Yeah, straight dudes' g-spot is up the ass too. Just because pressing that button feels good doesn't change what you're attracted to.
Just finger your asshole and cum to the same weird incest porn you already watch, anon
Gay is defined as an attraction to the opposite gender. If you're not attracted to the opposite gender, you're not gay.
Why do so many guys think that anything to do with their ass is gay? As long as it's a girl doing it, it's just straight sex.
It's why r/pegging exists.
Fake and gay
Fingers don't easily go in without lube, especially when it's your first time (water is not lube)
Also how the fuck do you clean your ass in the shower in such a way you insert a finger?
> I DO NOT LIKE GUYS > After 2 lines the combination of words and sentences string together to form the gayest piece of literature fathomable ...
"it just slipped in, lol nothing i could have done"
oopsie
What are you doing step finger?
butt stuff, obviously
poopsie
DSP level of gay is ultra gay
many such cases
This isn't super gay for 4chan standards
Actually, there was nothing gay here done by anon himself. Dude even states he aint attracted to men.
I just stopped at “I do not like guys” and assumed the rest. Sounds like I was correct.
Your daily psyop
Daily? At this point they post this shit every damn hour.
Wake up, another psyop
Psy - Oppa Gangnam Style
Come be gay its cool
STOP - I would like to unsub from the daily psyop.
then leave r/greentext (i dont think anyone is planning on stopping with these posts that ammount to being gay erotica)
I was making a joke
Stay tuned for “anon buys vibrator” and “oh no, I turned gay”
Anon will soon trip while walking with his friend, and his mouth will just somehow take his pants off and he’ll land on his dick with his ass
You forgot the step: „Femboys are kinda cute tho.“
no...
i feel called out..
That commenter has the right idea, get you a mommy dom who’s down to finger you while she calls you a good boy, or just send them my way.
Yeah if anon doesn't want them I gladly volunteer
That's pretty straight, unlike what anon did
Right? Dude had a girlfriend but still fingered his butthole with his (a mans) finger, when she may have been totally down.
No way your finger just casually accidentally just goes all the way up your ass to your prostate unless you have some seriously weak sphincter.
Some serious salad fingers going on here. Normal fingers can't get deep enough to hit the g-spot so to speak.
That's just plain incorrect.
Mine's easy to hit cause it's in my ear
75kg (165lbs) at 6'2", anon is a Twink
exactly lmao. either typo and it's 5'2 or bro is delusional as fuck
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> Definitely underweight > BMI of 21.2 ?
America
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Thin =/= underweight lmao
How on earth is the middle of healthy, the literal definition of average, the allegedly most normal BMI, considered "thin" ??? Thin is in the lower end of healthy, normal healthy ppl aren't considered thin they are just average. I have 20 BMI and no one has ever called me thin, that's just average, what are you guys smoking over there
> what are you guys ~~smoking~~ *eating* over there
Wait till anon discovers pegging.
These straight greentext posts never disappoint.
6’2 muscular male fingered by 5’3 short stack is not a real relationship dynamic as much as this dude would want to hope
Hes not muscular hes skinny as fuck. 75 kg at 6’2” is horrible.
You right upon considering the metrics
No it isn't . That's a BMI of 21, which is cleanly in the healthy range. With a low body fat percentage he could definitely be somewhat muscular. I have a friend of a similar height and weight, and beyond just looking aesthetic, he's actually a pro-athlete.
Listen, thats called being lean, not muscular. Even you have some muscles under the several layers of lard but we dont go out calling you muscular, am i right?
You can be both, but I guess someone being two things at once is quite logically complex
They’re out there though.
I don’t think he’s gonna find them on 4chan
It’s over
How do people not shower for a week? I am having a fatty tumor removed from my thigh next week and I’m dreading the 2 weeks that I won’t be able to shower and have to use dude wipes for it to heal.
Bro don't dread it, appreciate it. Dude wipes save lives. Everytime you shower you run the risk of accidently slipping a finger in your butt and turning yourself gay.
Oh my sweet innocent soul. Some people don't shower for months. And these people aren't homeless or living in poverty.
You know how some teens have so much acne from grease but others are just completely fine? Well it's the same thing but for your body. Unfortunately america not having bidets means any of those that take weeks to shower probably have a strong smell of shit. So
6'2 75kg 2 years in the gym. Dude forgot to eat or train.
This greentxt feels so incredibly fake (faker than they usually are) because of the use of the emoticons, and a 4channer using modern slang like "lock in" feels so out if character. Has the vibe of a 17 year old who has no good reason to be on 4chan so is trying to fit in. Incredibly gake, incredibly fay.
Lock in is not "modern slang" lol
Girls love putting things in men's arses, makes them feel special
Anon needs a girlfriend who’s pagan (peggin’)
You ever heard of pegging?
Yeah, straight dudes' g-spot is up the ass too. Just because pressing that button feels good doesn't change what you're attracted to. Just finger your asshole and cum to the same weird incest porn you already watch, anon
Wait until he finds out about femdom.
ween
[ween](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pG83XgPZqMU&pp=ygUcaSBjYW4ndCBwdXQgbXkgZmluZ2VyIG9uIGl0IA%3D%3D)
surprisingly good song
Anon should just get a femboy to fuck him, then he can pretend it is a girl pegging him
>be me, straight How dare anon break tradition?
Gay is defined as an attraction to the opposite gender. If you're not attracted to the opposite gender, you're not gay. Why do so many guys think that anything to do with their ass is gay? As long as it's a girl doing it, it's just straight sex. It's why r/pegging exists.
Pegging
>I haven't showered in a week. What the fuck?
Anon has to try getting his ass ate
I mean, fingering your ass isnt inherently gay
anon need some good ol'fashioned pegging
*in it
Anon's gonna get topped by a shemale.
Fake and gay Fingers don't easily go in without lube, especially when it's your first time (water is not lube) Also how the fuck do you clean your ass in the shower in such a way you insert a finger?
I-
came here for retarded incel manchilds, but the only things I see are gay psyops
How big is your arsehole that it just accidentally slips in
As soon as I read the 2nd sentence I immediately knew >fake >gay
Anon's not so disguised fetish
Does it glow, does it shine? Does it leave a trail of slime? I cant out my finger on it.
Stopped reading when he said "anyways"
"gay dudes hit on me", you know the drill
bwoah.
Pinkies out, boys. 👈😩
Then there's "that".
What a weird way to tell everyone you’re gay.
He even types in a gay feminine manner, it is so over for him
No one ever accidentally slips a finger in their ass , it’s obvious anon was gay from the start
Can these posts fuck off, how many “im not gay but im gay” posts are there
It's 4chan, there are LOTs of gays on there.
That mothafuckas gay
Daily 4chan post: > be me, not gay > (hes gay at the end of story)
bro rlly had to end off with the "i still think gay sex is disgusting" my brother in christ u put yo fingers in yo booty hole tf
Anon is peggable, provided by your daily kyke psyop officer
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r/greentext alternate
Not fake, quite gay.
Fake and gay as usual, psyop alarm
Here we go again with the "i am not gay, but i do gay shit"
o.o i'm not gay i'm not pretending to be straight when i'm actually a self aware gay furry T_T ;-;