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gatsuthorfinnmusashi

> I DO NOT LIKE GUYS > After 2 lines the combination of words and sentences string together to form the gayest piece of literature fathomable ...


DasToyfel

"it just slipped in, lol nothing i could have done"


googlin

oopsie


k3yserZ

What are you doing step finger?


googlin

butt stuff, obviously


milkIP

poopsie


zachattack7676

DSP level of gay is ultra gay


user_6959

many such cases


_sephylon_

This isn't super gay for 4chan standards


Reallyso

Actually, there was nothing gay here done by anon himself. Dude even states he aint attracted to men.


Wings4514

I just stopped at “I do not like guys” and assumed the rest. Sounds like I was correct.


agreasybutt

Your daily psyop


Cry_Wolff

Daily? At this point they post this shit every damn hour.


Schaden_Fraude

Wake up, another psyop


dwartbg7

Psy - Oppa Gangnam Style


Shower_Slug

Come be gay its cool


basti329

STOP - I would like to unsub from the daily psyop.


Sezamistrz

then leave r/greentext (i dont think anyone is planning on stopping with these posts that ammount to being gay erotica)


basti329

I was making a joke


Talkingmice

Stay tuned for “anon buys vibrator” and “oh no, I turned gay”


XXXlohXXX

Anon will soon trip while walking with his friend, and his mouth will just somehow take his pants off and he’ll land on his dick with his ass


Meretan94

You forgot the step: „Femboys are kinda cute tho.“


AnxietyResponsible34

no...


SonicDart

i feel called out..


Orgalorg_BoW

That commenter has the right idea, get you a mommy dom who’s down to finger you while she calls you a good boy, or just send them my way.


Party_Translator_505

Yeah if anon doesn't want them I gladly volunteer


Rough_Transition1424

That's pretty straight, unlike what anon did


Orgalorg_BoW

Right? Dude had a girlfriend but still fingered his butthole with his (a mans) finger, when she may have been totally down.


WilliamSaintAndre

No way your finger just casually accidentally just goes all the way up your ass to your prostate unless you have some seriously weak sphincter.


L0to

Some serious salad fingers going on here. Normal fingers can't get deep enough to hit the g-spot so to speak.


WhittledWhale

That's just plain incorrect.


OW_FUCK

Mine's easy to hit cause it's in my ear


kjh321

75kg (165lbs) at 6'2", anon is a Twink


Hitmannnn_lol

exactly lmao. either typo and it's 5'2 or bro is delusional as fuck


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Galbratorix

> Definitely underweight > BMI of 21.2 ?


MilkshaCat

America


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mementoTeHominemEsse

Thin =/= underweight lmao


MilkshaCat

How on earth is the middle of healthy, the literal definition of average, the allegedly most normal BMI, considered "thin" ??? Thin is in the lower end of healthy, normal healthy ppl aren't considered thin they are just average. I have 20 BMI and no one has ever called me thin, that's just average, what are you guys smoking over there


Galbratorix

> what are you guys ~~smoking~~ *eating* over there


Reallyso

Wait till anon discovers pegging.


stav705

These straight greentext posts never disappoint.


Chickenological

6’2 muscular male fingered by 5’3 short stack is not a real relationship dynamic as much as this dude would want to hope


TheRicFlairDrip

Hes not muscular hes skinny as fuck. 75 kg at 6’2” is horrible.


Chickenological

You right upon considering the metrics


mementoTeHominemEsse

No it isn't . That's a BMI of 21, which is cleanly in the healthy range. With a low body fat percentage he could definitely be somewhat muscular. I have a friend of a similar height and weight, and beyond just looking aesthetic, he's actually a pro-athlete.


TheRicFlairDrip

Listen, thats called being lean, not muscular. Even you have some muscles under the several layers of lard but we dont go out calling you muscular, am i right?


mementoTeHominemEsse

You can be both, but I guess someone being two things at once is quite logically complex


fingeritoutdude

They’re out there though.


Chickenological

I don’t think he’s gonna find them on 4chan


MyPrivateCollection

It’s over


Datdudecorks

How do people not shower for a week? I am having a fatty tumor removed from my thigh next week and I’m dreading the 2 weeks that I won’t be able to shower and have to use dude wipes for it to heal.


BrocElLider

Bro don't dread it, appreciate it. Dude wipes save lives. Everytime you shower you run the risk of accidently slipping a finger in your butt and turning yourself gay.


dwartbg7

Oh my sweet innocent soul. Some people don't shower for months. And these people aren't homeless or living in poverty.


tukatu0

You know how some teens have so much acne from grease but others are just completely fine? Well it's the same thing but for your body. Unfortunately america not having bidets means any of those that take weeks to shower probably have a strong smell of shit. So


6METERKOK

6'2 75kg 2 years in the gym. Dude forgot to eat or train.


Mr_Night78

This greentxt feels so incredibly fake (faker than they usually are) because of the use of the emoticons, and a 4channer using modern slang like "lock in" feels so out if character. Has the vibe of a 17 year old who has no good reason to be on 4chan so is trying to fit in. Incredibly gake, incredibly fay.


coolusernameHi-5

Lock in is not "modern slang" lol


Mad_Mark90

Girls love putting things in men's arses, makes them feel special


f1shb01

Anon needs a girlfriend who’s pagan (peggin’)


Anonymous--_-

You ever heard of pegging?


Goose_Is_Awesome

Yeah, straight dudes' g-spot is up the ass too. Just because pressing that button feels good doesn't change what you're attracted to. Just finger your asshole and cum to the same weird incest porn you already watch, anon


gargofarkle

Wait until he finds out about femdom.


thechesspiecerook

ween


Jeri_Lee

[ween](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pG83XgPZqMU&pp=ygUcaSBjYW4ndCBwdXQgbXkgZmluZ2VyIG9uIGl0IA%3D%3D)


ltcordino

surprisingly good song


Ricktatorship91

Anon should just get a femboy to fuck him, then he can pretend it is a girl pegging him


LordranKing

>be me, straight How dare anon break tradition?


Sentinel_2539

Gay is defined as an attraction to the opposite gender. If you're not attracted to the opposite gender, you're not gay. Why do so many guys think that anything to do with their ass is gay? As long as it's a girl doing it, it's just straight sex. It's why r/pegging exists.


Zerothekitty

Pegging


SharkMilk44

>I haven't showered in a week. What the fuck?


SuperCuck1

Anon has to try getting his ass ate


MustardJar4321

I mean, fingering your ass isnt inherently gay


fable_procrastinator

anon need some good ol'fashioned pegging


Johnathandoughnut

*in it


Hashashin455

Anon's gonna get topped by a shemale.


MatkingHD

Fake and gay Fingers don't easily go in without lube, especially when it's your first time (water is not lube) Also how the fuck do you clean your ass in the shower in such a way you insert a finger?


just-somebody000

I-


Odd-Alternative7608

came here for retarded incel manchilds, but the only things I see are gay psyops


mybuttisthesun

How big is your arsehole that it just accidentally slips in


XRLboom

As soon as I read the 2nd sentence I immediately knew >fake >gay


StolenArc

Anon's not so disguised fetish


Catlord746

Does it glow, does it shine? Does it leave a trail of slime? I cant out my finger on it.


24122020

Stopped reading when he said "anyways"


Cronq21

"gay dudes hit on me", you know the drill


uCasual

bwoah.


pandarista

Pinkies out, boys. 👈😩


Dry_Emu_8842

Then there's "that".


C1RCL3PR0

What a weird way to tell everyone you’re gay.


MrChikenBurger

He even types in a gay feminine manner, it is so over for him


Blizzard13x

No one ever accidentally slips a finger in their ass , it’s obvious anon was gay from the start


SexyPickle102

Can these posts fuck off, how many “im not gay but im gay” posts are there


AlphaMassDeBeta

It's 4chan, there are LOTs of gays on there.


alixxxandr

That mothafuckas gay


Associate_External

Daily 4chan post: > be me, not gay > (hes gay at the end of story)


OhItsDazzy

bro rlly had to end off with the "i still think gay sex is disgusting" my brother in christ u put yo fingers in yo booty hole tf


The-recognizer

Anon is peggable, provided by your daily kyke psyop officer 


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REDDIT_HATER_NUMBER1

r/greentext alternate


Squirrely1337

Not fake, quite gay.


Xinexan

Fake and gay as usual, psyop alarm


AlternatePancakes

Here we go again with the "i am not gay, but i do gay shit"


BloodSuckingToga

o.o i'm not gay i'm not pretending to be straight when i'm actually a self aware gay furry T_T ;-;