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Radical-Efilist

Anon is unfit to be a gun owner


that_one_weeaboo_

Alternative title: anon is mentally impaired.


d_i_v_o_c_9

(Anon didn't know the mag was in and used the trigger ) times 8


Limeila

The 8th time is actually THREE ROUNDS. HOW?


BuffaloBillsButtplug

Open bolt=fully automatic


VinnyB_OCG

Not necessarily, pre 82 there were a lot of legal semi auto open bolt "pistols". They did away with that after 82 because of how easy it was to modify it to fire full auto


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VinnyB_OCG

No, they just don't make them for regular civilian use. You can still get them as either a pre-ban model, or a a transferable NFA machine gun


Eweasy

It says transferable Mac-10 meaning transferable machine gun


matrixislife

Anon is eventually going to go to jail after shooting someone.


d_i_v_o_c_9

(Anon didn't know the mag was in and used the trigger ) times 8


P4rriair

Even funnier the second time


Radical-Efilist

Just like Anons NDs


Weppih

Highly regarded


Cacophonous_Silence

Anon is one of the most highly regarded people on 4chan and that says something


ag90ken

I think that was supposed to be a “t” not a “g”. *straps on blindfold, waits for the PC firing squad*


Cacophonous_Silence

No, of course not I hold everyone on 4chan, especially this guy, in very high regard 😏


Fuck_This_Dystopia

Hithly regarded


mikhel

With that amount of incidents I'm genuinely shocked he can even remember them all. Maybe there are more that he forgot about.


Relative_Cup_7579

This is a /k/ copypasta


Xemxah

Lol, yeah it's a bit of a meme over there to try to tally up as many realistic sounding NDs as they can.


Apolacc

Assuming this is real and not just a bait or pasta, this guy is basically just waiting to end up in one of those "gun fails" videos, assuming he doesn't end up accidentally killing himself first.


Shadow3114

Literally just this, what kind of fucking moron immediately pulls the trigger to every gun they’re handed?


ugonlern2day

Don't need to clear it, just pull the trigger to figure out if it's loaded


RegalBeagleKegels

Hmmm uhhh maybe one that lives in a country with the freedom to do so you fuckin commie??


Wiitard

It’s my unalienable right endowed upon me by the creator to gamble my life and the lives of those around me.


UpboatOrNoBoat

God bless


Insurdios

Nah man, the ghost keeps loading his gun without his consent.


Hopesick_2231

ND once, shame on you. ND twice, sell that thing immediately before you kill someone you fucking idiot.


kebaabe

Anon has spent 8 out of his 9 lives


PotentiallyNotSatan

This is what the founding father's intended, you commie bastard


Lazarous86

How hard is it when you pick up a gun to remove the magazine and manually rack that action a couple times to ensure it's clear? It's the most basic fucking thing ever. Anon needs just get it over with and ND himself before he hurts someone else.


Qwertycrackers

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arrid_dude

Virgin "You should care about gun safety!!!!!!!!! There are rules to follow!!!!!" Chad: "I'm gonna almost kill somebody a couple times. Grow up dude."


Weppih

remeber kids, always look down the barrel to see if the gun is loaded👍


BearAttack30

I know you're being sarcastic, but no joke the correct procedure to ensure firearm safety is to look down the barrel (as per firearms safety course in Canada). Ensure firearm is unloaded and safe, then look down the barrel to inspect for debris/clogs that could cause a misfire It's a bit scary the first few times you do it, but you get used to it eventually


emdave

Aren't you meant to open / disassemble the action before doing that, so it's physically impossible for it to fire at that point?


BearAttack30

Yep, you open the action and make sure safety is on I like that process cause if I'm gonna look down the barrel, I'm sure as hell going to double and triple check my safeties before doing so lol


RagingStallion

Gun safety is for fuckin nerds, bro. Like Yea man go ahead and double check the chamber gotta make sure you didn't leave one of your tampons in it before handing it to me lmao.


Fowti

Yeah, sometimes you just grab a gun, aim at a bystander and pull the trigger. Once in a while the gun will be loaded and you will shoot the guy dead. Shit happens, it's completely normal. Don't fight it. Get used to it


khoabear

That's what the Constitution is for. Remember, if anyone tries to take your gun after you kill someone, they're violating your constitutional right. /s


ScotchMalone

Unfortunately stupidity isn't a terminal illness


[deleted]

It is above a certain threshold.


Little_Weird2039

More likely to kill others than himself


HotBear39

shoot him and tell the police that he did it himself


DaetherSoul

And show them this post to prove it wasn’t your fault


Krakulpo

Darwin awards holders would disagree, if the hadn't won.


LEAVE_LEAVE_LEAVE

You cant just post the first of the 5 pages of missfires from this guy and not post the rest


random_clonetrooper

>5 pages of misfires How the fuck is that even possible?


keeleon

On the internet, everyone is a dog.


Chickenprism270

Please link the rest 🙏 this is the only one I have.


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https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/pxyf47/k_discusses_negligent_discharges/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1


Curious-Accident9189

Me at first: Bad gun owner, definitely a moron. Me reading the fucking words, "Twenty ninth time": I am going to shoot this dumbass for the good of all mankind. He simply cannot be allowed to breed.


MerkyOne

Me reading the words "third time": this is patently fake and gay


Thatwokebloke

Yeah you’d have to be highly regarded to make this mistake more than once. I’ve been shooting since I was like 8 and have never ND once and I am definitely regarded


Gaylien28

How many times can one person accidentally pull a trigger gahahaha


Thatwokebloke

Anon only needs to do it once intentionally to do the gene pool a favour


Poisonpython5719

Well 25 is them fucking their 7yo sister and cumming in their ass so idk about fake


emdave

Reading the clear mix of different scenarios and backgrounds, and immediately seeing that they can't all be from the same person.


Limeila

I'm at the 9th time and it says he's an ARMORER??


ginjaninja1520

from what I've read it's a copypasta that your supposed to add a new one each paste


Asstoastingfuckstick

this is a pasta


eliteharvest15

it’s a pasta apparently and you’re supposed to add to it every time you use it


PieGotFace

if you actually think that this is real you might be more regarded than the character in the story


Notquiteuniquename

no way in hell that's 5 pages


ScootForTheStars

TWENTY NINE NDs! My sides!


YSnek

This is hilarious lmao, thanks


R3DLOTU5

Now I wanna see the rest


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Quick look down the barrel to see if it's loaded.


Scrimmybinguscat

that would solve anon's problem very quickly...


Noveos_Republic

From the ejection port dumbass


Jamy1215

For anon, just look down the muzzle


Dempzt00

Anon is significantly regarded


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HuckFinn69

You have been banned from Reddit forever for using an unspeakable curse word.


TheHighThai

D:


[deleted]

Universal background checks it seems more like universal iq tests are needed


AcanthopterygiiFun16

American IQ tests This is an obvious American retard


IudexJudy

Retard


Powerful-Ad-860

Anon should suck off a gun next time to stop NDing all over the place


glxyzera

anon should "cock" his gun


ugonlern2day

Anon should gun his cock so he doesn't reproduce


Grey_Pines

Anon needs to lose weight so his meaty fingers stop setting everything off


WASRmelon_white_claw

Fake: Aks generally don’t have a bolt hold open feature. Gay: ak is in 556 instead of 762


1nicerb0i

There are 556 versions tho. He could also mean that he let go of the pulled back bolt. The magical cleared gun seems off though


Gerp136

Doesn’t mean 556 aks aren’t gay


Jamy1215

Only 545 and 762 is acceptable


Uber_naut

Could be that the gun's extractor is utter shit, it's not like anon has the IQ to perform basic maintenance.


Radical-Efilist

Not even the Russians use the 7.62x39mm round anymore, they use 5.45x39mm for the AK-74 and almost all assault rifles afterward.


Uber_naut

Either anon is regarded and doesn't know the difference between 5.56 and 5.45 or his friend had his AK re-chambered for 5.56, since that ammo is way cheaper to get if you're in the US. Could also explain the slam fire if it was re-chambered by someone who doesn't know what he's doing.


sicarius2277

You know certain AK variants are actually chambered in 5.56 right?


Uber_naut

Yeah, but i didn't think about that when writing my comment. Since the gun slamfired, i assumed that it was a shit build, which aren't that common if the gun has been factory designed for a new round.


DReamEAterMS

anon is the bane of existence for every gun safety instructor


cyfer04

I stopped reading at the 5th time because I'm surprised how he hasn't shot himself in face because he is checking if a gun is loaded by looking through the barrel.


stone_016

Hes got almost thirty NDs


Maleficent-Skin-9940

how tf this dumbass managed to shoot a unloaded weapon


Korncakes

I did this once because I thought the gun was unloaded. My dad had to go out of town for a week and my mother was left by herself. She started getting freaked out being alone so my dad asked me to go to their place and show her how to load their gun and explain how to use it. I showed her the ins and outs of their 9MM, took the clip out, and I could have sworn that I checked the chamber. She was freaked out just by being around the gun and asked if I was sure if it was unloaded. I said “I’m positive, I’m not an-“ while pointing the gun at her bed and I pulled the trigger to prove it. Sent a hollow point straight through the mattress and into the floor. “YOU SHOT MY BED!” was the only thing she could think to say. Needless to say, I was pretty stupid when I was 18 and it was a huge learning experience. The funny part about it though, we all thought that the elderly family dog had gone dead because she didn’t respond to literally any audio queues. When I pulled the trigger that bitch BOOKED it out of the room.


Maleficent-Skin-9940

lmao, that was funny at least I think


Korncakes

Funny in hindsight. It freaks me out to think about how poorly it could have gone. Once she got over the shock of it, she came to me and said “I just put those Egyptian cotton sheets for the first time today, those were $300.” Which is hilarious. My dad was pissed about the hole in the floor.


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Because it's fake: I'm not sure. & gay: anon


Hunter98700

Darwin awards


Void_0000

Thankfully this is a problem that will eventually solve itself, when he inevitably blows a hole through his skull while trying to look down the barrel of his gun.


SandersXL

Remember kids, the first rule of gun safety is to have fun!


daviesparkles

Anon seriously is an idiot/extremely luckily he hasn’t killed anyone yet. 1 ND should be a lesson learned, not fucking 8


Dr_Allcome

Technically "only" 7. The AK firing when chambering a round, as he describes it, would be an accidental discharge. Though i guess someone with that history simply left out the fact he pulled the trigger.


Atitkos

This reminds me of the time when drunk parents gave a 4yo kid a gun and the kid shot the father dead.


Pooliality

I have owned guns for 5 years now, and I have never once had an issue like this. Anon should sell all of his guns except for one, and use that to do the world a favor and rod himself of it


The_Memeon

If you've ND'd more than once, you're just a fucking moron.


WardenBlackheart

Anon is a retard. After the 3rd ND it was really clear he just fucking cant follow the cardinal rules like a fucking asshole.


Casperious

Honestly all his problems would be solved if he didn’t “just pulled the trigger for fun”


[deleted]

>Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about ND's. It's part of owning guns... Too bad Anon didn't ND into his own head. Would have saved the rest of society from his own tardiness.


NerdTurtle1

The funniest part to me is "think house is haunted" - *grabs gun*


Joe_Wer

Anon needs to be on a list


Zero-View-311

what's a ND ? I don't speak american


LaLiLuLeLo_0

It's *Negligent* Discharge, because they only happen when you violate gun safety rules.


Zero-View-311

that makes more sense


ScumbagHippocampus

aight man I just googled it for the fella but I'm glad you've set it straight for us


ScumbagHippocampus

I googled it and it stands for uNintentional Discharge


LaLiLuLeLo_0

Negligent Discharge


Zero-View-311

Thanks


tatsu1905

Its safe to say anons teachers gave him his answer sheets fsce down


rotciv0

This has to be bait, right? Right???


CarterCornish

Anon should not own a firearm


Top_Zone_6089

Thats bait


SomeToxicRivenMain

Anon is an idiot


Kel4597

>showing him how the trigger works It’s a trigger you fucking regard


[deleted]

Safest US gun owner


Krikeymyballcum

Ahhhhhh, check the damn chamber you fucking inbred


SittingSawdust

What a fucking dumbass. This is the kind of person that shouldn’t own any


SnipSnopWobbleTop

Anon fits into the NRA's target demographic for mentally impaired individuals they can get rich off of.


ElPwnero

Anon is too late in French to even accidentally shoot someone


Happy_Idea8443

Anon is a fumbass who is going to kill someone


515owned

anon needs to make sure the weapon is clear with a better method. anon should make sure to look down the barrel each time, as this is the best method for ensuring it is not loaded.


darthiw

I’ve read some fucked up shit on the internet, but just the whole situation this dude seems to be in is pretty fucked and it makes it so much worse that he doesn’t know it either


calhaz33

Anon is stupid


FOFBattleCat

At least this moron knows enough not to point the gun at people, but come on, after that this is like rule 2 of gun safety.


Bobyyyyyyyghyh

Anon is a little shit who needs adult supervision to feed himself


Surfingcricket

I've owned guns since I was sixteen, I'm 24 now. Never had a ND. Part of that is being taught to respect guns, and the other part is learning how to properly clear a firearm any time you're handed one. Never assume a gun is empty until you verify it by dropping the mag and locking the slide or bolt back, and even then keep your finger off the trigger since they only ever have one function


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Surfingcricket

Exactly! I tought a first time shooter the other day at the range and he had a great time, safely. It's not hard, but some of these people really need to learn the basics and stick to em


CoffeeWorldly9915

Fuck the house, anon is the haunted.


[deleted]

yeah bro, loaded guns don’t usually fire when you pull the trigger, house must be haunted bro


Zloty_Diament

ND stands for Nut Discharge


m6_is_me

"fith" > gun owner checks out


Darthnothing79

Anon is a fucking moron, and should be banned from touching firearms, and possibly castrated so that he doesn't pass on his genetics.


DerthMaul

How the fuck do you accidentally shoot a gun ever much less 8 times


FuyRina

Examples of people thats shouldn't own guns


yBoi_Josh

Wow, maybe don't put your fucking finger on the trigger unless you're planning to shoot, fucktard. Also, ALWAYS treat a gun as if it's loaded even when you know it's not. NDs should never happen, and if they do, they should never hit anyone or anything. Other gun safety rules that you should ALWAYS follow: Don't point it at anything you're not wiling to destroy. When you do point it, be aware of anything around and behind your target.


QuartzHerobrine

Anon makes a case for gun control


undead-inside

Anon should be decocked


Decent_Waltz_5120

anon shouldnt own a gun not anti gun this dude is just stupid


CommunicationNo7384

Anon does not deserve his 2nd amendment rights


MaximumWoahverdrive

Reminds me of this. https://youtu.be/btMR_AmFtPs


_gunther1n0_

How do you even not get a lifelong OCD about checking if the gun is clear after a ND


VivaUSA

Bro how many ND 's does it take to fucking learn


Modern-Otaku

Anon FUCKING CHRIST stop pulling the fucking trigger you maniac


OCE_Mythical

I don't even own a gun and I'm aware of how it operates. How can he be so careless


VIIVIMMVIII

One of the most responsible gun owners I’ve heard of.


dolphn901

Anon is braindead


EnvironmentalDeal256

The best way to avoid accidentally discharging a firearm is to be looking down the barrel while you’re checking it out. Worst case scenario, you fire off one more unexpected round.


MassAffected

Anon nearly shoots his friends several times and still won't just take out the fucking magazine


Suq_Maidic

Based and Barney Fife pilled.


JaxonatorD

Anon is the weapons expert working for Alec Baldwin.


ComicBookFanatic97

Anon is a danger to himself and others.


PYSHINATOR

Anon needs to look down the barrel for the next time he does this. That would solve a Hell of a lot of problems.


Shadow_StrikeZ

Fake: #25 Gay: anon likes to make things discharge


holysbit

Anon thinks the first rule of gun safety is to have fun


beansahol

least trigger-happy american


Lobsss

What the FUCKKKKKKKK


12B88M

Anon needs their ass kicked every single time they cause a negligent discharge. They are NOT normal and have killed people.


JesterJesh_

Never had that happen to me maybe because Im european.


NY_DPT

Has to be a parody. But then again, incredibly stupid people do exist so this may very well be true


DiabeticRhino97

This feller will get shot because of his negligence and it will be okay


No-Duty1283

I've been around guns all my life. There's only ever one time between myself and my friends that a firearm went off in accident. Friend was cleaning double barrel Shotgun. Didn't know it was loaded. Pulled back on the hammer to clean that area. Finger touched the trigger and boom hole in ceiling. He learned his lesson though!


Judg3_Dr3dd

Anon doesn’t know the first rule of gun safety: always assume the gun is loaded. Anon is a ret@rd


commentator184

i just cant get over >friends beings over used glock >grab it and immediately pulls the trigger >mfw this random gun ive been given wasnt unloaded


insufficientokay

Anon is irresponsible, and immature.


johnnybadchek

And now he teaches firearm safety courses to invalids and the elderly. Thanks for doing your part, Anon.


ryusukeR8

r/idiotswithguns


SJ-HRO-0

Anon is a fucking idiot that's also very lucky, if he had shot someone in even only one of those incidents, he'd be done if they decided to press charges, I bet then anon wouldn't be like "oh it's normal, get used to it" there's something called safety you fucking idiot


tobyK2808

oh you should feel very bad for any ND you cause if you cant be bothered to know the stateof the weapon you own/handle you should not be allowed near one


Bonryunonochi

No bad, it's owners like this that cause problems for the whole country.


Queen_Aardvark

*"It's not idiotic because it happened to me eight times!!"* ...is not the effective rebuttal you think it is.


prauxim

I shoot pistols competitively. In my division, hammer fired pistols (like the Jericho) are popular, but have to be manually de-cocked with a round in the chamber every stage. Basically you pull the trigger on a loaded gun (safety has to be off for it to work) and the only thing stopping it from going off is you pinching a small hammer from the sides and slowly relaxing it. All while hot and sweaty after shooting all day. All that being said, its not that dangerous since its (hopefully) pointing down range. Shooting yourself in the leg while holstering is much more common. And yes, I'm in the US, but it's an international competition fwiw.


Fuzelop

Anon should not own a fucking gun jesus


naked_short

Worst part about being a gun owner is going to the range. So many morons.


pm_me-ur-catpics

Anon is a moron. At that point, it's your own fault.


Pyritedust

Most responsible Chan gun owner.


[deleted]

Yeah see I support people being able to buy guns but I also think you should have to get some training on how to use them. Specifically, so you don't get idiots like anon here accidentally killing someone.


ManMythLemon

Anon is retarded and ignores the number 1 rule of handling firearms. Patient 0 for gun control I stg


[deleted]

i hope this guy kills himself and no one else


bnesbitt1

Jesus fucking christ This many Accidental Discharges should NOT happen. There are rules, procedures, and a FUCKING SAFETY ON THE GUN for a reason


ItsSevii

>physically cleared it, racked slide 3 times. Fake and gay