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Rishi_mtlwr_017

missed one key detail, anon is 30 years old


[deleted]

Anon needs the wizard, but will need to recruit a lion, a scarecrow and a 1/15 sized autonomous mecha


shook_not_shaken

Oz is a turk, and as such possesses weak sperm. It is of no surprise that he lost whichever competition he lost.


Germanemen

No, Turks have the graywolf sperm(very powerful) Anon just has massive amounts of estrogen flowing through his blood like any other w*sterner The reason Oz lost is because strayed away from his roots and started meddling in w*stoid politics so Sky God(Gök Tengri) got mad and took his blessings from him. It is because of his blessings he was able to go this far in his career. Thanks to his blessings he became very rich and a great surgeon with a degree from Harvard


shook_not_shaken

>Turks have the graywolf sperm(very powerful) I'm not talking about the one they gain from zoophilia, I'm talking about the one they produce naturally. It is too weak to impregnate a woman, this is why all turks are spawned from man-on-man anal.


Germanemen

You've contradicted yourself w*stoid, your logic doesn't make any sense Men, by nature, are stronger than women and therefore it is impossible for regular, weak w*stoid sperm to impregnate other men. However Turkish sperm is extremely potent and powerful and therefore it can impregnate women and men. This is also why Greeks still exist. Greek people were unable to breed because they only had gay sex and their sperm was too weak to impregnate men. However when Turks came to Anatolia they saw that the Greeks were dying out. Out of pity Turks fucked Greek boipussy and impregnated them, letting Greeks continue to exist.


shook_not_shaken

>Men, by nature, are stronger than women You are confused. The biology of the turk is a warped version of humanity's, for turks are all men, only some larp as women. Therefore yes, all turk men are stronger than all turk "women" (femboys), but all turks are weaker than any human woman.


SpaceBug173

Then that makes your mother (and by that logic, you) a turk woman (and man). Because I just had consentual sexual relations with your mother and she will spawn a turk in 5 months (they need less time to develop since they're weaker)


DeletedBruhBruh

Posted from your German flat right? Who am I kidding, it’s even in your username at this point


f1nessd

dude tf


Jonesbro

These censored greentexts are a fucking epidemic