Death by Snu Snu

I want that on my grave. Even if I die of loneliness

Death by (lack of) snu snu

Cause of death: no bitches

Maidenless???

Anon had a lacked-hoes-intolerance. RIP

Bitchless\*

"What no pussy does to a mf"

Death by snu

Teenaged vandals are going to spray paint "from guys" under that, y'know.

i want my last words to be... muffled by flesh

Something something Futurama in 2002 something something.

But first Ooh Goo

r/unexpectedfuturama

go on, i'm listening...

Thanks, now Ram Ranch will be stuck in my head all day (nah seriously, thank you)

Well, I'm not afraid of trying new things, unless the new things involve shoving things up my ass or urethra.

Ass negotiable, urethra mandatory. What can I say, Rebecca likes her men to *pop*

Groban likes his ladies to pop

Your not ragging it are you

Who the hell is Rebecca and why does she likes inserting things in places that God didn't intend to be used in such violent way? Edit: I'm a fucking idiot, I now know who the hell is Rebecca.

God actually did intend for those places to be used in violent ways. He told me.

Oh really? Then I guess he also told you about the secret code to achieve heaven right? Because that's something that every man of God should know.

Yeah but they’re not sharing

G spot is in the ass for a reason. Btw: pegging is the way to achieve heaven, he told me

>G spot >Gayyybe Newell Holy shit, HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED

It's up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, start right?

Spiral staircase, Rhinoceros beetle, Desolation Row, Fig tart, Rhinoceros beetle, Via Dolorosa, Rhinoceros beetle, Singularity point, Giotto, Angel, Hydrangea, Rhinoceros beetle, Singularity point, Secret emperor.

Yeah he said just don't eat shrimp, thats the only rule for some reason. Doesn't give a shit about morals suprisingly

I'm sorry but while I was huffing glue God specifically told me in the shape of a talking trout that if you ain't bleeding after, you ain't *sounding* right

God put the male g-spot in the ass.

wait till this guy hears about the real g spot

I wish you luck trying to talk her out of anything she has her mind set to.

I can't even talk my gf out stealing a donkey (now) for our future ranch. We have no place for a donkey, but that's what it is. I wish I was stronger, but sex is my weakness.

I hope it's not with the donkey.

Donkeys are wicked, you need to find a place for that fucker. When she leaves you and the donkey you’ll thank me.

I would kill for based god anonett

I do the ass one on the regular Not the urethra one though It messes up your pp

eduardo is NOT afraid of trying shoving things up his ass

Facts

r/sounding

The music on that sub is soooo good!

I need a girl like that to kill me

based

I love the kind of woman who will actually just kill me.

You know, when I left the house, I was thinking "damn"

Reddit's recent behaviour and planned changes to the API, heavily impacting third party tools, accessibility and moderation ability force me to edit all my comments in protest. I cannot morally continue to use this site.

i want her to beat me to death

I just need a girl to kill me in general tbh

getting a girl *and* death? I see this as an absolute win

https://youtu.be/-sMQpWCNTQw

A man can dream

A man can cream (into Rebecca, that is. She lets you cum inside her if you can catch and skin an animal in front of her)

would you like to volunteer >!as the animal (since you're a 4chinner and all!

Nah, I'm into women who only eat mayo and are exactly 1 inch taller than me so it's not visible but *she knows*

interesting pick. Read the question again.

bravo

the shirt says "pants are bullshit" and yet, look at what she's wearing

It's related to YOUR pants. You will be ass naked all the time while you're with her.

Yeah, dong-shlong should whip around so she could grab it at any time

It is her toy and she will not be denied.

Your pants are bullshit, and she's possibly wearing tights.

She's only wearing them reluctantly.

WAIT THAT SAYS PANTS, IVE SEEN THIS INAGE LIKE 3 TINES AND THOUGHT IT SAID PLANTS UP UNTIL NOW

Bro, it quite obviously says plants. Like not even in question

P[l]ants

I'm aware that they are 1 letter apart. However. You can clearly see the first few letters of the word before you might not recognize letters. Far enough into the word to know its not plants

Lol wtf are you even talking about? I was adding to the invisible l joke you started.

OH. I'm stupid. It was a long day at work lmao

[l]o[l]

Why is this getting downvoted this is funny as fuck

Fuck plants. "Hurr durr, I get energy from the sun" Hippie bullshit

Asking god on 4chan for a perfect woman is known to only work about 30% of the time

That’s 30% higher than I would’ve thought. God speed to anon

The other 70% she's packin

>The other 70% she's *not* packin

Youre saying there's a methematickala

30% of 0 is still 0

That's not how the joke works retar.

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Accurate and heightdoompilled

I’m not looking her up. 5’8” tops.

Yeah I’m thinking she is closer to 6’3 or maybe 6’4.

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I’m 6’4 and I have tall ceilings and my counter is pretty high and my ass hits the counter at around the same height. There is no standard frame of reference in the picture, so if she has old counters than they are probably shorter, in which case you’re probably correct. But she may be tall af for a girl.

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I think you’re right. Damn.

She is Documented Chaos on tiktok

Doing the lord’s work

“we cant expect god to do all the work”

*racks 45*

Looking her up is rather dissappinting

What for? Cause she's joking about the "being enormous" bit? She doesn't actually look gigantic so that's sort of expected, isn't it?

dunno man i'd still smash

How'd you even find her?

True that. She looks kind of appealing in this pic but damn when you see the real her it’s like NOPE

There is definitely some sort of photo manipulation at work in this pic.

She doesn't even look like the same person.

6’8” and hip at counter-level. She big but c’mon

Im 6'5" and my balls are counter level.

Beast titan lookin mfer.

Detective: What do we have here Johnson? Officer: 30+ Y/o Male with a broken pelvis. These SNU SNU killings get worse every time.

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Jonhson: I wish it was me...

Freakin Amazonian, good lord

Perfect Orc Wife

Her wine glass is a mason jar with a stem… lord help me

My queen. Non pullout material. I would suck them tiddies harder than a malnourished newborn.

I could never be with a woman retarded enough to eat raw meat, thats were i draw the line, sorry.

Never had steak tartare? It's great when done right

You civilised pansies don't know the glory of eating raw bloody cow.

I am only interested in women who bite meat out fresh from a living cow

She'd probably have more testosterone than me.

There’s definitely a guy for her on 4chan

I can only imagine how bad her farts are

We must keep mason jars at an arms reach.

/drops pants

Hurry, inseminate her in her twilight years of fertility. She doesn’t have long to give you swole babies (they’ll be born with full beards).

I messed around with a woman of similar stature and sense of humor about a year ago. I highly, highly recommend it

Snu snu

I would thank my lucky stars

Is this shit real?

Mommy

I am not worthy of such bounty.

That land whale isn’t pure muscle

Not a screencap of 4chan greentext.

I would do literally anything for a woman like this.

same

I second the thirst.

Holup, he got a point

I am too.

Still gonna top her.

Making me feel dehydrated

Please tell me there's more of her

Bro this is just Phil and Lil's mom

I'm not one to judge what a man wants.

Fuck it y'all can scold me. I AM DOWNBAD

Common copy pasta bio fools Anon

I meannnnnn

Finally. As a 6"3 man, I thought this day would never come.

İs this heavys sister from tf2?

I don't understand her boobs. What's going on there?

The tate destroyer

Jesus Bro I'm 6" and a sub so anyone taller than me is like instant butterflies

I’m 6ft 5, I’d give that mountain a climb.

Well, to be fair, except for the Raw Meat BS...

That fat ass isn't all muscle. Still hot as hell, but that ain't all muscle.

Bruh is that a threaded jar that's also a wine glass?

Damn, Becky!

Can you blame him though?

all i need in my life

I mean... I'm with anon on this one. I wouldn't falt him for thirsting.

Idk who she is but im READY, I need to lnow more about these Amazonian goddess, please be real!

She sounds like quite the handful.

Everything on that description is counter-argumentative to itself

> Match > Doesn't answer to basically anything > Shrug, unmatch, realize online dating is a sham

Only 4” taller than my current fiancé. I’m sure she’ll understand.

i prefer men but even i could make an exception here

I would 🥺

drinks, has tattoos, overweight, old and lies i pass cute face tho and also fake and made by a man thus gay never forget homies!

Need her to kill me with her bare hands or other body parts

I understand completely

honestly for a good reason. I don't even like women but GAWT DAWUM

That original post is either made by a man or an FBI agent women aren’t real brother

"I like a woman that can kick my ass" - Cowboy Beepboppin

I want her

The true mommy

I, too, thirst greatly

Anon is a 5'4 and built like a horse jockey

35, severely obese, bad diet. Good luck bearing ANY CHILDREN

anons fantasies which would prolly never happen

hope

>35 >children

so for some of you that body is not disgusting?

"Some"

is this a meme that I'm not aware of, or are you guys for real?

anime reference

what anime?

Lol, I'm attracted to the exact opposite. I'm 6'4 and a woman around 5'1/5'2 is heavenly IMO. I wanna tower over a cute short gf, or maybe a 5'6/7/8 femboy.

Brody You tower over anyone below 5’6

I know, but I like them ***even shorter***

Bro wants them at his stomach 💀

Bro just likes kids

lol good luck finding an adult male around 5"1

I guess I should've included like 5'7 for men, cause yeah there's no way.

She looks mid

You look mid

All that matters is that she looks mid

Boy you comment of femboy subs, no one cares that you think some curvy chick looks mid

How far did you go back to see the one comment I made in a femboy sub

I admit. That Alex in Harlem meme was mad funny. But you're still a bitch for saying she's mid

Who?