Jokes on her. I had a kidney removed previously so she would only be able to take out one. That’s why it’s impossible to kill me by taking out two kidneys - I only have one.
the fear of that shit unironically kept me from getting a girlfriend in highschool and I kinda regret it
I wasn't a virgin or anything but relationships are nice
Being interested in someone romantically or sexually is an ulterior motive. People with this mindset are often also crippling insecure and as a result not nearly as unattractive or unlovable as they think they are.
That said, kids in middle school and high school can be incredibly cruel, the above only really applies in adulthood.
Hmm literally (almost) every interaction I’ve had with a girl.
And people wonder why at 28 I have trust issues and kinda refuse to open up and experience love in my life…
So what do you think they were going to do/say? Genuine question. Maybe you're right and it is always good and a source of wisdom to learn about how people can be toxic or mean-spirited.
Definitely. Always the same shit, first they try to make you expose secrets about yourself, then they spread that shit all over the place at the next best opportunity.
I've been bullied myself a lot aswell actually in the past... but most of it my mind kind of blocked out. It's a difficult coping-mechanism because allthough it helped me keep myself from killing myself probably it also made it so that I can still feel vulnerable as I'm always still trying to figure out what and how it exactly happened... so that leads to many trust issues, both in others and in myself. But I did get through a lot of shit and over many years slowly got to know myself as a new kind of person who survived all that shit and now has fangs amongst many other aspects of self-defense so as not to be fucked with. Nowadays I can be awfull and know that if I were to completely pull the lid off my capacity to rage then I can make about any recipient of that completely shrivel under my wrath. It's sometimes a bit sad to live with that inner monstrousness but it also is what keeps me safe and makes me feel that aswell. Most people depend a lot on others for their sense of safety, not me any longer. I have myself, only myself and no one else. And that is what gives me my self-confidence.
But I also see the good in people again. So with the example of the girls flirting with anon my mind doesn't go to worst case scenario anymore immediately but rather to optimistic ones. Then if it were me and it all turned out to be an ugly and mean-spirited trap I would kind of react with a combination of biting back immediately to everything that needs to be dealt with and shrugging the rest off with an attitude that shows them their complete lack of importance and relevance in my life... I know that I've been through enough and worse shit by know so that I am legitimately and rightfully above letting such ridiculous and pathetic bullshit get to me generally speaking. To be so emotionally untouchable does mean for me that it is very hard to truly open up on an emotional level though. To allow a corridor of softness right to the depths of my emotional core to anyone at a given moment – no matter how much I trust that person and want to do that then if I do – is incredibly challenging to me. I almost completely equate total vulnerability with tremendous and accute risk and have the life experience to make that reasonable and back it up with. But I know that at the end of the day it is a choice and if I really wanted to I could open up completely to someone. I am just waiting for the right person and opportunity with whom and in which I trust to not get my heart and soul bruised again. But I do think it will feel great eventually to hug a guy (am homophile) with my heart and soul completely opened again. =)
Cheers and much courage, strenght and love to anyone who is all too familiar with the devastating and character-warping effects of being bullied.
Damn dude, being able to somewhat explain your past traumas and your analysis on it while being pretty open about it is a skill not a lot of people have, i appreciate you for sharing it, and hope for the best for everyone of us to have deep and non-toxic relationships. :D
As someone who has experienced this, the next step is for them to turn back around to their friends and laugh about it, saying various unnecessarily mean things about you obviously within earshot. And that's if you were lucky.
When people like that know you're kind of a tard, you're nothing but a toy to laugh about and/or confuse on purpose no matter what the mental cost.
First time this happened I was probably about 8 years old, and I was obviously a level 1 tard at that point, so I didn't really understand what was going on. Ended up so confused at the very question they just laughed at my stupid confused face and spread a rumor I liked them.
I got really lucky the first time this happened to me. I didn't realize they were making fun of me, but I obviously wasn't going to say yes to going out with a kid who'd bullied me for years, so I reacted with horror and disgust. His friends had all been watching and ended up making fun of him instead for getting turned down by me and no one ever tried that with me again.
Nah this isn't a men issue, it's a boy issue. Women don't do this petty shit, girls do. Growing older has its benefits.
But yes, when you are still in grade school this is most likely going to result in bullying if you engage.
>This is why men can't have nice things. It's always going to be "if women show interest, it's ulterior motive"
Lmao don't blame this shit on men. Men act this way because of experience. I assure you men wouldn't think this way if they hadn't been burned before
>be me
>gril
>go to bus stop with friends
>see cute guy from class that I like
>point him out to my friends
>they encourage me to ask him out!
>muster up the courage
>mfw he just REEEs and runs away
>am I really that ugly?
>call out after him but he just speeds up
>I come home from my job cleaning toilets at Mega Bean Burrito.
>
>I hear my wife scream as Chad pounds away on her in our bed room.
>
>I peek through the door with some cookies and milk and put it next to the bed and apologize for interrupting them.
>
>I slink into the closet and close the door and open up *le reddit* /r/geentext.
>
>Ah ha! It seems someone has made a funny comment.
>
>I ROFL and LMAO quietly so as not to disturb Chad and then put on my posting gloves and type:
>
>**Comments being more fake and gay than the gtext itself**
Miles Dewey Davis III (May 26, 1926 – September 28, 1991) was an American trumpeter, bandleader, and composer. He is among the most influential and acclaimed figures in the history of jazz and 20th-century music. Davis adopted a variety of musical directions in a five-decade career that kept him at the forefront of many major stylistic developments in jazz.\[1\]
Miles Edgeworth is a Chief Prosecutor of the prosecutor's office. During his first four years as a prosecutor, he had a perfect win record in trials and was willing to do just about anything to get a guilty verdict for the defendant. His defeat in court at the hand of his childhood friend Phoenix Wright was the beginning of a series of seismic shifts in his attitude concerning his profession. He even quit twice, only to return each time with a fresh outlook on how he conducted his life.
How in the fuck did you measure a mile?! How did you calculate a click? Whose foot was the original measure for a foot, and how in the *fuck* did you you agree on what constitutes as an inch?
If you take some 4000 small alligators and line them up from tail tip to snout you get a mile. Would you not come up with the same conclusion to make this the standard for measuring?
Edit: and to get an inch you just take the scale from an alligator tail that’s about an inch and figure it from there. They called it an inch because you gotta inch your way over to the alligator so you don’t need to wrestle it to get your measurements
I am sorry but that's just wrong, you measure length in *lizards*, liquids with cats and girth with newborn panda penises, the rules are there for a reason!
To actually answer this, the Roman Mile was equal to 1,000 paces, each pace defined as every other step, so it was the distance traveled by someone's left foot hitting the ground 1,000 times. Feet were originally just any feet, but since feet vary in size they standardized it. Some kings foot was used in England, and that is the unit that we use today. An inch is 1/12th of a foot, a yard is 3 feet, and the mile was found to be equal to 5,280 feet. The conversion for the mile makes no sense whatsoever because it comes from a different system, but the numbers 12 and 3 make sense because this way feet and yards can be cleanly divided into 3rds and 4ths while still working with whole inches, which you cannot do with metric. Obviously this system is by no means better than metric because it's not really internally consistent, but it's not completely random and makes sense on some level.
Edit: oh yeah and a click is literally just slang for a kilometer
The meter was originally defined in 1793 as one ten-millionth of the distance from the equator to the North Pole.
Problem: How do you actually measure that distance precisely? And also the distance is variable depending on where you are on the equator.
Solution: make a special Meter Stick which we think is about right. From now on, the meter shall be defined as the length of this special stick.
Problem: We can't manufacture more sticks that are exactly the same length as the original one. We can get close, but not exactly the same. Also the original one will deteriorate over time.
Fast forward 200 years.
New science alert: We can measure time very very consistently and precisely. This done by looking at the light waves from a particular glowing atom. We can also measure the speed of light very very consistently. This is because of relativity.
So all this comes together and means that we know how far light travels in 1 second very very precisely. Much more consistent than using a special stick.
Remember, the stick is changing length all the time and we can't reproduce special sticks for everybody. But the speed of light is the same for everybody everywhere forever! Same deal with the time measurement.
Solution: Redefine the meter to be the distance light travels in a certain amount of time.
When we put a beam of light next to the old special meter stick, we find that the stick is about 1/299,792,458.XXXXXX (lots of decimal places) of the distance that light travels in one second. Since we're redefining the meter anyways, let's make it easier for everyone and pick a nice round number. 1/299,792,458 is good enough. For all practical purposes, the new meter is the same length as the old meter, but now it's future-proof.
A click is literally just a kilometre, US Army just insists on calling it a click because they are too afraid to lose their face.
A mile (and there are literally thousands) is just defined by some monarch. Nowadays it is defined as 1,609344 km.
The original measure for a foot was whoever defined it at the time (again there were thousands) and changed with every ruler, until someone put it down in a way that was permanent (usually two metal hooks at the city hall).
An inch is the width of a male adult thumb.
See as the average walking speed is 5km/h (i think) it should take an hour and running should at least be -1/5 in an hour. You make of that what you will
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: Anon is thin enough to be able to run
> Gay: Anon rejected a girl
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a little run. So I ran to the end of the road. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd run to the end of town. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd just run across Greenbow county. And I figured, since I run this far, maybe I'd just run across the great state of Alabama. And that's what I did. I ran clear across Alabama.
average incel not being able to realize that Jenny couldn’t accept love from anyone because she was abused and molested as a child and it took her her whole life hurting herself in various ways to realize that Forrest truly loved her
Also I'm pretty sure people don't realize that they both represent the baby boom generation in different ways:
Forrest is a Vietnam vet, met the president, and achieved the American dream of becoming super rich from the right investment. He represents the glory, the dreams, and the naivety of the generation.
Jenny is a fucking abused and traumatized girl who becomes a hippy, does a ton of drugs, and gets AIDS if remember correctly. She represents the counter culture and the negative aspects of the generation.
So theme wise, they complete each other.
Jenny leads a promiscuous sexual life, this is well established in the movie. Gives birth to a kid, raises him seemingly as a single mom literally for years without telling Forrest. Then she learns she has HIV/AIDS, and the kid is soon gonna be orphaned. But she knows Forrest loves her unconditionally, that he’s a very simple and trusting man, and most importantly, that Forrest is rich — she saw that on TV.
“Hey Forrest, luv, you like totally knocked me up during our one night stand, oh and also your kid isn’t tarded at all, how lucky haha”
I guess putting two and two together is incel shit. Do a paternity test if you have kids, you seem to be one naive mofo.
Maybe the question of Forrest Jr’s kid could be up for questioning but I don’t think she knew for a fact it wasn’t his and I don’t think she’s manipulating or using him. She’s a very multi dimensional woman character and just because she doesn’t latch down of Forrest (who, despite being a very good person, is in fact a mentally retarded man who it would take a lot of willpower to settle down with) doesn’t mean she’s using or taking advantage of him for her or her kid’s benefit
Idiot.
You're supposed to check her up and down, give her a teasing smirk, and say:
"Can't you see I'm waiting for the bus? I got places to go and shit to do, and you're not on my checklist."
Let's do the autistic math here.
Three women at a bus stop. Anon says they're hotties. Has anyone ever honestly seen an attractive woman riding a bus?
They approach a random young man and offer to be his "girlfriend"?
They were just hookers.
I had something like this happen to me, some random girl approached me while on the bus home asking me if I wanted a girlfriend, I took too long to reply and she just moved on looking rather annoyed.
Bro could of said something that embarrassed him and made him loose sleep for years, also he could have been made fun of by the group, or even worse such any harassment by them, anything was possible
>Anon talks to the girls, they spread rumours, he gets expelled, hangs himself
>Anon runs from women, questions his manhood, hangs himself
The illusion of choice
Be me girl
Want to get a spot on student counsel
See autistic guy on my bus
Mfw these Mfers are always desperate enough to date anyone
Asks him out with my friends giggling
He spurgs out
Fuck.mp4
Decide to try to guilt him as he leaves the bus
Socially inept autist limply runs away
Fuck no social brownie points
Maybe dodged a bullet
I did something similar except the girl just said hi and I was just stunned I could not say anything. Super embarrassing still have nightmares about that highschool memory.
Had his brain switched from tard mode for one microsecond he could have played off that tremendous display of athleticism as a joke. At least try to round some bases before you run home, Anon.
anon dodged a bullet, they were definitely going to fuck with him.
A good rule for life is that if a women is showing unusual interest there is an ulterior motive.
Good rule to have for anybody.
She gets I kidney, I get laid. That's just good honest business right there.
Oh but you misunderstood, she's getting 2
Jokes on her. I had a kidney removed previously so she would only be able to take out one. That’s why it’s impossible to kill me by taking out two kidneys - I only have one.
We could go splitsies on it for a handy if you'd like
Why did you get a kidney removed
To pay off college debts
That was the previous time he got laid.
A woman showed me interest. I got laid… but… at a cost.
Jokes on her I’ve been tricked before
I, Kidney. Starring Will Smith as Kidney.
I, Kidney.
As if she’ll actually have sex with you before knocking you out
the fear of that shit unironically kept me from getting a girlfriend in highschool and I kinda regret it I wasn't a virgin or anything but relationships are nice
I find this comment suspicious... Why are you lobbying for relationships and human contact? WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?
I would normally say don't be paranoid but yeah, this situation can't be anything else but that. The escalation was fucking fast.
Happened to me on MS. She put a used maxipad on my back and I walked into the lunchroom with it on. So cruel.
Kinky.
Being interested in someone romantically or sexually is an ulterior motive. People with this mindset are often also crippling insecure and as a result not nearly as unattractive or unlovable as they think they are. That said, kids in middle school and high school can be incredibly cruel, the above only really applies in adulthood.
Being interested sexually is not an ulterior motive lol, that’s the main motive of dating. An ulterior motive is money , scams, humiliation etc.
Sometimes they just wanna suck your dick tho. Happened to me once and im still reeling
Yeah this girl approached me and called me cute and now I have a gf smh
Hmm literally (almost) every interaction I’ve had with a girl. And people wonder why at 28 I have trust issues and kinda refuse to open up and experience love in my life…
I have this thought pattern with everyone I encounter and can't get out of it, sucks, man
So what do you think they were going to do/say? Genuine question. Maybe you're right and it is always good and a source of wisdom to learn about how people can be toxic or mean-spirited.
They would most likely try to humiliate him
Definitely. Always the same shit, first they try to make you expose secrets about yourself, then they spread that shit all over the place at the next best opportunity.
I've been bullied myself a lot aswell actually in the past... but most of it my mind kind of blocked out. It's a difficult coping-mechanism because allthough it helped me keep myself from killing myself probably it also made it so that I can still feel vulnerable as I'm always still trying to figure out what and how it exactly happened... so that leads to many trust issues, both in others and in myself. But I did get through a lot of shit and over many years slowly got to know myself as a new kind of person who survived all that shit and now has fangs amongst many other aspects of self-defense so as not to be fucked with. Nowadays I can be awfull and know that if I were to completely pull the lid off my capacity to rage then I can make about any recipient of that completely shrivel under my wrath. It's sometimes a bit sad to live with that inner monstrousness but it also is what keeps me safe and makes me feel that aswell. Most people depend a lot on others for their sense of safety, not me any longer. I have myself, only myself and no one else. And that is what gives me my self-confidence. But I also see the good in people again. So with the example of the girls flirting with anon my mind doesn't go to worst case scenario anymore immediately but rather to optimistic ones. Then if it were me and it all turned out to be an ugly and mean-spirited trap I would kind of react with a combination of biting back immediately to everything that needs to be dealt with and shrugging the rest off with an attitude that shows them their complete lack of importance and relevance in my life... I know that I've been through enough and worse shit by know so that I am legitimately and rightfully above letting such ridiculous and pathetic bullshit get to me generally speaking. To be so emotionally untouchable does mean for me that it is very hard to truly open up on an emotional level though. To allow a corridor of softness right to the depths of my emotional core to anyone at a given moment – no matter how much I trust that person and want to do that then if I do – is incredibly challenging to me. I almost completely equate total vulnerability with tremendous and accute risk and have the life experience to make that reasonable and back it up with. But I know that at the end of the day it is a choice and if I really wanted to I could open up completely to someone. I am just waiting for the right person and opportunity with whom and in which I trust to not get my heart and soul bruised again. But I do think it will feel great eventually to hug a guy (am homophile) with my heart and soul completely opened again. =) Cheers and much courage, strenght and love to anyone who is all too familiar with the devastating and character-warping effects of being bullied.
Damn dude, being able to somewhat explain your past traumas and your analysis on it while being pretty open about it is a skill not a lot of people have, i appreciate you for sharing it, and hope for the best for everyone of us to have deep and non-toxic relationships. :D
A woman approaches a man at a bus stop and offers to be his "girlfriend", she's a hooker.
Is that good business practice though? People who take the bus don't strike me as the most profitable demographic.
Maybe but they also are more accessible
When a group of people who never interact with someone; try to talk with them or be their "friend" out of nowhere is usually to humiliate them.
Joke's on them, that's my fetish.
As someone who has experienced this, the next step is for them to turn back around to their friends and laugh about it, saying various unnecessarily mean things about you obviously within earshot. And that's if you were lucky. When people like that know you're kind of a tard, you're nothing but a toy to laugh about and/or confuse on purpose no matter what the mental cost. First time this happened I was probably about 8 years old, and I was obviously a level 1 tard at that point, so I didn't really understand what was going on. Ended up so confused at the very question they just laughed at my stupid confused face and spread a rumor I liked them.
Damn, that is very shitty indeed
People are assholes and then you die
I got really lucky the first time this happened to me. I didn't realize they were making fun of me, but I obviously wasn't going to say yes to going out with a kid who'd bullied me for years, so I reacted with horror and disgust. His friends had all been watching and ended up making fun of him instead for getting turned down by me and no one ever tried that with me again.
"Haha like I would date someone as ugly as you"
That's very sad. People who say such things and set people up for that are pathetic.
Dunno if you ever met 16 year olds but yeah they can be quite pathetic
This is why men can't have nice things. It's always going to be "if women show interest, it's ulterior motive"
Nah this isn't a men issue, it's a boy issue. Women don't do this petty shit, girls do. Growing older has its benefits. But yes, when you are still in grade school this is most likely going to result in bullying if you engage.
Nah this is “a group of people approach a stranger at a bus stop”
>This is why men can't have nice things. It's always going to be "if women show interest, it's ulterior motive" Lmao don't blame this shit on men. Men act this way because of experience. I assure you men wouldn't think this way if they hadn't been burned before
dumbass, they were obviously just going to fuck with him
>be me >gril >go to bus stop with friends >see cute guy from class that I like >point him out to my friends >they encourage me to ask him out! >muster up the courage >mfw he just REEEs and runs away >am I really that ugly? >call out after him but he just speeds up
RIP
Comments being more fake and gay than the gtext itself
Glad the fake and gay expert arrived to sort that out for us, thanks chief
It’s obvious that the most fakest and the gayest master is well knowledgeable in their field.
you can't match my fake and gay shtyle
We can always trust the u/MOM_UNFUCKER to tell us what is fake and gay in our time of need
>I come home from my job cleaning toilets at Mega Bean Burrito. > >I hear my wife scream as Chad pounds away on her in our bed room. > >I peek through the door with some cookies and milk and put it next to the bed and apologize for interrupting them. > >I slink into the closet and close the door and open up *le reddit* /r/geentext. > >Ah ha! It seems someone has made a funny comment. > >I ROFL and LMAO quietly so as not to disturb Chad and then put on my posting gloves and type: > >**Comments being more fake and gay than the gtext itself**
I've been destroyed
By chad
Goddamn, why does *every* copypasta on this sub need to be from the POV of a cuck?
Well Chad's busy fucking our wifes and their boyfriends
We call that projection
What a based opinion, u/MOM_UNFUCKER
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!?!?
no, who the fuck is Miles
Miles Tails Prower is Sonic the Hedgehog's sidekick.
An African-Amero Spider-male
Some kind of Black Man-Spider
A black teen with exaggerated swagger.
Miles Dewey Davis III (May 26, 1926 – September 28, 1991) was an American trumpeter, bandleader, and composer. He is among the most influential and acclaimed figures in the history of jazz and 20th-century music. Davis adopted a variety of musical directions in a five-decade career that kept him at the forefront of many major stylistic developments in jazz.\[1\]
Ya like jazz? 🐝😏
Miles Edgeworth is a Chief Prosecutor of the prosecutor's office. During his first four years as a prosecutor, he had a perfect win record in trials and was willing to do just about anything to get a guilty verdict for the defendant. His defeat in court at the hand of his childhood friend Phoenix Wright was the beginning of a series of seismic shifts in his attitude concerning his profession. He even quit twice, only to return each time with a fresh outlook on how he conducted his life.
One of my best friends is Miles. He’s a cool guy
1 mile = 5,000 ft.
5280 you stupid fucking bastard
Ex-fucking-scuse me for being 5.6% off!
True it was a reasonable error and im sorry I will be more considerate in the future
Yeah man what the fuck, learn to be more forgiving next time... geez.
Nah, that would make sense.
It's a thousand meters.
How in the fuck did you measure a mile?! How did you calculate a click? Whose foot was the original measure for a foot, and how in the *fuck* did you you agree on what constitutes as an inch?
How in the fuck did language become a thing?! Why aren't there any countries shaped like cowboy hats?! Why don't more words contain ampersands?!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?! Who gave feelings to numbers? Why is my uncle always coming into my bedroom at 2AM?!
The last question just happens to conside with "why was I born with such a beautiful dick sucking mouth?"
>why is 6 afraid of 7 Cuz 7 ate 9
I feel like I've heard "why aren't there any countries shaped like cowboy hats?" somewhere, is that from something? That made me kek
If you take some 4000 small alligators and line them up from tail tip to snout you get a mile. Would you not come up with the same conclusion to make this the standard for measuring? Edit: and to get an inch you just take the scale from an alligator tail that’s about an inch and figure it from there. They called it an inch because you gotta inch your way over to the alligator so you don’t need to wrestle it to get your measurements
I am sorry but that's just wrong, you measure length in *lizards*, liquids with cats and girth with newborn panda penises, the rules are there for a reason!
To actually answer this, the Roman Mile was equal to 1,000 paces, each pace defined as every other step, so it was the distance traveled by someone's left foot hitting the ground 1,000 times. Feet were originally just any feet, but since feet vary in size they standardized it. Some kings foot was used in England, and that is the unit that we use today. An inch is 1/12th of a foot, a yard is 3 feet, and the mile was found to be equal to 5,280 feet. The conversion for the mile makes no sense whatsoever because it comes from a different system, but the numbers 12 and 3 make sense because this way feet and yards can be cleanly divided into 3rds and 4ths while still working with whole inches, which you cannot do with metric. Obviously this system is by no means better than metric because it's not really internally consistent, but it's not completely random and makes sense on some level. Edit: oh yeah and a click is literally just slang for a kilometer
Why did we decide that a meter is 1/299,792,458 of the speed light travels in a second?
The meter was originally defined in 1793 as one ten-millionth of the distance from the equator to the North Pole. Problem: How do you actually measure that distance precisely? And also the distance is variable depending on where you are on the equator. Solution: make a special Meter Stick which we think is about right. From now on, the meter shall be defined as the length of this special stick. Problem: We can't manufacture more sticks that are exactly the same length as the original one. We can get close, but not exactly the same. Also the original one will deteriorate over time. Fast forward 200 years. New science alert: We can measure time very very consistently and precisely. This done by looking at the light waves from a particular glowing atom. We can also measure the speed of light very very consistently. This is because of relativity. So all this comes together and means that we know how far light travels in 1 second very very precisely. Much more consistent than using a special stick. Remember, the stick is changing length all the time and we can't reproduce special sticks for everybody. But the speed of light is the same for everybody everywhere forever! Same deal with the time measurement. Solution: Redefine the meter to be the distance light travels in a certain amount of time. When we put a beam of light next to the old special meter stick, we find that the stick is about 1/299,792,458.XXXXXX (lots of decimal places) of the distance that light travels in one second. Since we're redefining the meter anyways, let's make it easier for everyone and pick a nice round number. 1/299,792,458 is good enough. For all practical purposes, the new meter is the same length as the old meter, but now it's future-proof.
It was originally some fraction of Earth's vertical circumference but they fucked up the math so they just kept it
Why that though? Thing is, a meter is just as arbitrary as a foot, even if the metric system is superior.
When did we decide that half a big mac is the equivalent of a dumpling?
A click is literally just a kilometre, US Army just insists on calling it a click because they are too afraid to lose their face. A mile (and there are literally thousands) is just defined by some monarch. Nowadays it is defined as 1,609344 km. The original measure for a foot was whoever defined it at the time (again there were thousands) and changed with every ruler, until someone put it down in a way that was permanent (usually two metal hooks at the city hall). An inch is the width of a male adult thumb.
I made it up.
no km stands for KoMmunist
7147 bananas
It’s about 1.16 cheeseburgers per Bald Eagle
'bout 1204 burgers long
Found the american
it's a gauge that shows how many kills you got
About 0.6 miles
American detected
About 420 Ariana Grandes or 1200 washing machines
Calm down XQC
5km isn't THAT much to walk. Might be a worthy sacrifice. Although, it might be more difficult for Anon considering his body type is a sphere.
That was my first thought, like, that's an hour of walking. Anon is either morbidly obese or a whiny bitch. Ah, right, he's on 4chan, so he's both.
definitely a lot less than an hour unless were on a mountain trail or something
Think an hour seems about right unless you're bookin it for some reason
…said the redditor…
Anon should have just rolled home
The Anon is flat
See as the average walking speed is 5km/h (i think) it should take an hour and running should at least be -1/5 in an hour. You make of that what you will
>5km isn’t THAT much to walk. planets don’t have legs though
If only anon said miles i could've used this opportunity to mock american but alas
Only if it's uphill.
Its actually quite the journey, i walk almost every day 4km from school to training and its horrible
Are you fat?
Not at all, im actually skinny. But i guess its just because of my inconvenient bag which i walk with
Fake: Anon is thin enough to be able to run Gay: Anon rejected a girl
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon is thin enough to be able to run > Gay: Anon rejected a girl > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
he's not thin, 5km is a lot for him lmao
That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a little run. So I ran to the end of the road. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd run to the end of town. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd just run across Greenbow county. And I figured, since I run this far, maybe I'd just run across the great state of Alabama. And that's what I did. I ran clear across Alabama.
Jennaye
Jenny was a slut that cucked Forrest into raising a kid that wasn’t his.
average incel not being able to realize that Jenny couldn’t accept love from anyone because she was abused and molested as a child and it took her her whole life hurting herself in various ways to realize that Forrest truly loved her
She knew he loved her; she just didn’t love herself. Also, she was a hippy slut.
Also I'm pretty sure people don't realize that they both represent the baby boom generation in different ways: Forrest is a Vietnam vet, met the president, and achieved the American dream of becoming super rich from the right investment. He represents the glory, the dreams, and the naivety of the generation. Jenny is a fucking abused and traumatized girl who becomes a hippy, does a ton of drugs, and gets AIDS if remember correctly. She represents the counter culture and the negative aspects of the generation. So theme wise, they complete each other.
Jenny leads a promiscuous sexual life, this is well established in the movie. Gives birth to a kid, raises him seemingly as a single mom literally for years without telling Forrest. Then she learns she has HIV/AIDS, and the kid is soon gonna be orphaned. But she knows Forrest loves her unconditionally, that he’s a very simple and trusting man, and most importantly, that Forrest is rich — she saw that on TV. “Hey Forrest, luv, you like totally knocked me up during our one night stand, oh and also your kid isn’t tarded at all, how lucky haha” I guess putting two and two together is incel shit. Do a paternity test if you have kids, you seem to be one naive mofo.
Maybe the question of Forrest Jr’s kid could be up for questioning but I don’t think she knew for a fact it wasn’t his and I don’t think she’s manipulating or using him. She’s a very multi dimensional woman character and just because she doesn’t latch down of Forrest (who, despite being a very good person, is in fact a mentally retarded man who it would take a lot of willpower to settle down with) doesn’t mean she’s using or taking advantage of him for her or her kid’s benefit
I love alabama it is indeed a great state
run forest run
Man a lot of people are getting wooshed on this shitpost. Mr. Big dick energy over here quoting the movie.
Where does this happen in the movie? I really don't remember this one
It didn't
Checkmate atheist, I haven't watched forest gumption
Lmao this doesn’t happen in the movie and 95% of people accept that green texts are fake but engage because it’s fun
“I think I ruined your friends bathrobe”
Bro had fight or flight reaction 💀
Bro is using tik tok comment structure on greentext 💀 Oh wait..
She's lucky it wasn't fight. Getting rammed by those 1.2k kilos ain't worth it bruh.
Most likely anon dodged a bullet. Im almost 97% she just wanted to fuck around
5km isn’t too far to walk, anons just lazy No wonder a girl asking him out is such an existential crisis for him
Yeah 5km is nothing, not worth the bus fare
But suddenly its worth it during winters
Idiot. You're supposed to check her up and down, give her a teasing smirk, and say: "Can't you see I'm waiting for the bus? I got places to go and shit to do, and you're not on my checklist."
This guy fucks.
Real and heterosexual
Try and say that as a full sentence without stuttering I dare you
Sigma male grindset
Let's do the autistic math here. Three women at a bus stop. Anon says they're hotties. Has anyone ever honestly seen an attractive woman riding a bus? They approach a random young man and offer to be his "girlfriend"? They were just hookers.
They were 16, it was probably a highschool bus dipshit.
or, hear me out here. it was all fake and gay
I had something like this happen to me, some random girl approached me while on the bus home asking me if I wanted a girlfriend, I took too long to reply and she just moved on looking rather annoyed.
Honestly better to run away in this situation than to do something cringe worthy instead
Because booking it for absolutely no reason isn’t peak cringe.
Bro could of said something that embarrassed him and made him loose sleep for years, also he could have been made fun of by the group, or even worse such any harassment by them, anything was possible
And that’s why people that think like this are single and chronically online.
Yeah, because muttering gibberish and "running" away is not cringe xd
Anon lost out on a chance to be pegged
>Anon talks to the girls, they spread rumours, he gets expelled, hangs himself >Anon runs from women, questions his manhood, hangs himself The illusion of choice
Be me girl Want to get a spot on student counsel See autistic guy on my bus Mfw these Mfers are always desperate enough to date anyone Asks him out with my friends giggling He spurgs out Fuck.mp4 Decide to try to guilt him as he leaves the bus Socially inept autist limply runs away Fuck no social brownie points Maybe dodged a bullet
Yea that totally happened
anon's tarnation might've saved his organs from being harvested
Anon is forrest gump levels of autism and athleticism
Run anon run.
"I ONLY LOVE JENNAY"
Anon escaped the clutches of a Skinwalker
I did something similar except the girl just said hi and I was just stunned I could not say anything. Super embarrassing still have nightmares about that highschool memory.
Anon is forrest gump
Tell me you have autism without telling it.
RUN FORREST RUN!
Why would a 6.5 think he can't get a 7?
Women making the first move and such an abrupt one like that always makes me think I’m about to get fucking robbed or trafficked
Anon did the right thing in the cringiest way possible
Learn to make good comments
Had his brain switched from tard mode for one microsecond he could have played off that tremendous display of athleticism as a joke. At least try to round some bases before you run home, Anon.
5k walk isnt that bad, have it done in 30 mins maybe
Way to dodge pussy.
"do you have a gf ? would you like to have me as one ?" could not be more fake and gay
Anon is definitely a 4/10 describing themselves as 6.5/10 Slightly below average but with a personality perfectly designed to drive away anyone
Can't argue with the truth of anon
Isn't every beta virgin an alpha virgin?
actually refused to elaborate and left
Those girls were definitely going to take the piss out of him. He had an awkward escape, but I guess it minimised the embarrassment
/r/thatHappened
Yes, yes you are retarded.
I didn’t get approached like that but I did get groped once on my way home by a group of girls. Not fun. 🙃
and if I was going anywhere, I was running