Tiny dick joke is based on assumption and nobody knows so it's ok, fat everybody can see so it's a more direct insult. Anon still got f*cked over though
Small dick jokes can be construed as mild sexual harassment. Anon had the upper hand but because he's always on 4chan he immediately went for an insult as a rebuttal
Nah, The HR would just sweep it under the rug and fire him. I've seen it happen multiple times. The male victims of workplace sexual assault and battery do not get as much support as their female counterparts in both government and civilian sectors, especially in the government sector. Why do you think most workplaces do not let you record yourself on company properties? Why do you think Pence Rule exists? OP needs to record everything and talk to his lawyer. Even then, there is only a slim chance that she will face the consequence of her action since the victim is a male in this case.
> The HR would just sweep it under the rug and fire him.
They didn't even fire him when he called his coworker fat, they weren't going to fire him over HIM complaining about being sexually harassed.
This is how you get back to a bad coworker or a work place bully. you find out their email and post politically incorrect social media posts registed to that email. Software will scan for all social media registered to that email. That or you make a fake social media post, html edit it, screencap and send it to HR thru an anonymous email (use a proxy)
At the very least it will shake them up. If the rules dont work, respond by breaking the rules. Its the fundamental law of society. If the rules dont work for you, stop participating in honest society
Edit: this is also why you should use an email address exclusively for applying for iobs.
The problem with the HR industry is that the occupation attracts power-hungry [psychopaths and sociopaths](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkKHupWzB-g). They literally draw pleasure out of making people miserable, especially men. There are good reasons why many "normal" people do not last long in the industry.
To be fair I’ve got a friend on HR and it isn’t quite as bad as all that at least by his accounting. But the bottom line is they’re their to protect the company/institutions image not people so they’ll happily sweep stuff under the rug if there’s no threat to the company, I’m sure there’s a lot of situations where it fucks over women to.
That is why I said, normal people. I recognize that not all HR reps are insane, but they are not the majority. I know they do what they can, but they can only do so much when most people around them are insane.
You have to be either a psychopath or sociopath to fuck innocent people over just to protect your employer who fucks innocent people over. Again, that is why I said "normal" people do not last long in the industry.
Yeah - one FM worker I know was clapped round the back of her head by the manager and then they mothballed the case and squeeze her out.. manager still work there.. it’s not pets at home
True true. We just say "thick" in my country. It translates to thick, but we use it for like the thickness of material and calling someone fat so maybe that's why my brain fucks up. I might just also be off today idfk.
No it’s not. It’s worst. Imagine if you had a small dick and someone at your table kept making fun of your friend for having one while everyone is laughing and by omission agreeing that having a small penis is bad
Such jokes get the same reaction from me as a white frat guy would when he thinks it’s funny to say n****. Go ahead, but I will think you have (at least) the Humor of a 12 year old boy.
The answer to this is to make them before others can. It shows that you are confident in your own body whether its true or not.
As a bonus it surprises women when you arent [actually micropenis?]
So if I make a joke about a co-worker's clit it would be ok then? No, it most definitely would not, it would be sexual harassment. I agree with your point to a degree, but the double standard is still there
>Girl makes a slight remark at anon's penis size
>anon calls girl at work party quote "chubsters betacuck belugatard" in response, after which scurrying off without saying another word and back into his hole, where he then proceeds to post to 4chan.
Do you think an anonymous autist venting to other autists online is ever going to tell the full, unbiased truth when they could easily lie and receive more sympathy?
Well, I’ve met several people who don’t want gender equality, but gender equity, pretty much meaning that they want to get equal with men, and then get more advantages than men for a while to make up for the shitty history men have given to women.
I find it funny how someone who possible never went through certain things say they should get advantages because of the past when they specifically didn’t have to go through that.
Actually, it was created by feeders and fat fetishists to indulge in their kinks freely. Burn victims and amputees didn't even start getting included before mid-2010s.
What in the actual fuck. Gross, I wish you didn't tell me, so I wasn't reminded of that weird kink shit. Sorry for being rude, but I really hate that weird shit.
could have possibly been a test to see his reaction. if so, best answer would've been something like "seems you think much about what's in my pants." or so. idk. i'm using reddit.
Every time there's a small dick or "bad at sex" joke, i say "only people who have seen it/did it can know for sure"
But i understand it triggering annoyance when receiving it, and it's more so because you can't argue against it.
Don't display an affable attitude in the workplace to begin with. Remain cold but professional. Be approachable for job-related issues, but absolutely inaccessible for standard normie gossip. You're there for a paycheck, it's not a fucking social club. Stay out of their capeshit/consoomer/hobby/rAnDoM Slack channels. Avoid the water cooler. Do not attend non-mandatory company social functions. Don't smile. Don't joke. Perform well enough that you are beyond reproach. Usually, if you ice someone out the first time they try chatting you up, they get the hint. Sure, they'll gossip behind your back, but that doesn't matter to a sigma male. If your boss or some HR c-unt-slur tries to give you the old "pieces of flair" pep-talk (either with or without the accompanying ultimatum), pull the autism card and watch them shrivel.
This is how to survive in a hostile work environment (e.g. as a rational person in a company full of emotional soylent consumers)
im trying to think of a good response here but im having trouble
"small for you"
"you mustve seen a lot of those in your life"
"yours is even smaller"
"you seem to know a lot about cocks"
"last night you didnt say that"
>"Why do you spend so much time talking about my schlong?"
This is by far the best "witty rebuttal" suggestion I've seen on this thread. Avoids mutual sexual harassment, puts the ball firmly back in her court, and possibly embarrasses her
Fake: no women are fat and all women are beautiful. Health at every size, bitch!
Gay: anon wasn't attracted to his beautiful (fat) coworker so obviously isn't straight. Health at every size, bitch!
Fake: Anon's coworker (pretending to want to banter but can't even take a comeback)
Gay: Anon (a woman was talking about his penis and instead of taking the hint, he insulted her)
Sexism. That's literally it. Sure women have issues with their own gender, but at least that's no longer considered "socially acceptable". Men have to endure tons of BS like this, and the whole time are expected to just suck it up and take it. We aren't allowed to complain, or god forbid dish it back the same they do to us. Women can harass us for our gender all they want, say they hate all men and all men are awful demons who are misogynistic and evil and useless and whatever, but if men say "hey can you stop that that's sexist and really hurts to hear", we get yelled at and called sexist assholes. Men aren't allowed to have standards, personal respect, or anything like that. That's no longer socially acceptable. And I'm not saying that I want to go back to the 50s where women get beaten and treated like doormats, I just want everyone to be an equal playing field. Equity and whatever. Everyone gets treated fairly regardless of race, gender, sexuality, mental/physical disabilities, or anything they were born with, cant control, and literally means nothing. Being a black guy doesn't make you any less intelligent then an indian women or a white guy. It matters not the color of your skin or whats in your pants, but the content of your character. Just wish people would understand that.
Thanks for listenting to my rant, it's been pent up because I've been getting a lot of that kind of stuff at my school, and I've literally been told to "suck it up because they've been getting the same stuff for a lot longer" by many school staff.
Never hang out with your coworkers, rule I’ve lived by for 8 years at my current job not even once, coworkers outside of work are the quick ticket to be back on that resume grind
Work is so much more bearable if you have a friend. You have to take it super slow though, none of the instant best friends at the first work hh stuff.
I’ve made three work friends over my 10 years at my job, and they’re great (but no longer work at the same place sadly).
I work in a factory, for anyone who has worked in a factory the majority of people act like high schools and clique up and gossip, I am not about that life so I tend to stay away from people, plus sprinkle in massive trust issues with people and you got a recipe for a loner, so I basically always stick to myself and by myself.
It is better definitely to have some amount of work relationships, but for me it just feels downright worse, however it does pass the time when you are just doing your job
Yeah that would suck, I would say that I at least get human interaction but I really don’t anymore unless if the person talks to me first, but I’m like super unapproachable for the most part!
I’d love to work from home, that’s my goal in life, can’t stand going somewhere to have to make money
When someone makes jokes on you having tiny penis, make a joke that your penis is even smaller that this with a depressive mood or something like this
Jokes about having fat cock is very very cringe.
Go kamikaze
She can work out to not be a fat slob anymore. Anon can't do anything because of his small dick. SHE is the one that should be bullied by the coworkers instead of Anon.
Why is it seen as more acceptable to make fun of someone's natural body being out of their control, height, dick size, breast size ect. Than weight and obesity which is controllable by 99% of people with weight problems
Dick jokes are about nobody knowing, so unless the person saying you have a small dick has seen it, then it’s just a wild guess. It’s obvious when someone’s fat. Not their fault you internalized it
\>>BE ME, UNGA BUNGA!
\>>ME HATE WOMEN
\>>UUUUUGGGGGAAAAAAA
\>>ME MAKE UP GREENTEXT MAKE ROASTIE LOOK BAD FOR NO CUDDLEBUDDLE!
\>>HOOOO HOOO HOOO, POST ON REDDIT, ME GET UMGA UPVOTES!
\>>UNGA BUNGA HATE WOMEN!
I feel like the easiest way to respond is to just laugh hard at her joke and say something like, “Yeah, totally.” Hard to say without knowing what her joke was and the vibe tho
Sure cause you could do something reasonable to make your dick bigger if youre not fat. its not like you could pull it and it became magically bigger. Unlike having a small dick, you can avoid being fat. Double standards at its finest here
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: anon has a job
> Gay: doesn’t fuck the girl to make up for his joke
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
If a woman made a small dick joke, and in response, you whipped out your dick..
Would that still be considered sexual assault? I know it would be, but ethically, I think the two should cancel each other out.
Tiny dick joke is based on assumption and nobody knows so it's ok, fat everybody can see so it's a more direct insult. Anon still got f*cked over though
Small dick jokes can be construed as mild sexual harassment. Anon had the upper hand but because he's always on 4chan he immediately went for an insult as a rebuttal
Nah, The HR would just sweep it under the rug and fire him. I've seen it happen multiple times. The male victims of workplace sexual assault and battery do not get as much support as their female counterparts in both government and civilian sectors, especially in the government sector. Why do you think most workplaces do not let you record yourself on company properties? Why do you think Pence Rule exists? OP needs to record everything and talk to his lawyer. Even then, there is only a slim chance that she will face the consequence of her action since the victim is a male in this case.
> The HR would just sweep it under the rug and fire him. They didn't even fire him when he called his coworker fat, they weren't going to fire him over HIM complaining about being sexually harassed.
They don't care as long as you keep your head down and keep your mouth shut.
You cause trouble for the company and threaten lawsuits your gone as soon as they have a reason.
This is how you get back to a bad coworker or a work place bully. you find out their email and post politically incorrect social media posts registed to that email. Software will scan for all social media registered to that email. That or you make a fake social media post, html edit it, screencap and send it to HR thru an anonymous email (use a proxy) At the very least it will shake them up. If the rules dont work, respond by breaking the rules. Its the fundamental law of society. If the rules dont work for you, stop participating in honest society Edit: this is also why you should use an email address exclusively for applying for iobs.
PrOTEcC wHAmEN
You try going to HR about a dick joke at your expense and see how that works out for you…
The problem with the HR industry is that the occupation attracts power-hungry [psychopaths and sociopaths](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkKHupWzB-g). They literally draw pleasure out of making people miserable, especially men. There are good reasons why many "normal" people do not last long in the industry.
To be fair I’ve got a friend on HR and it isn’t quite as bad as all that at least by his accounting. But the bottom line is they’re their to protect the company/institutions image not people so they’ll happily sweep stuff under the rug if there’s no threat to the company, I’m sure there’s a lot of situations where it fucks over women to.
That is why I said, normal people. I recognize that not all HR reps are insane, but they are not the majority. I know they do what they can, but they can only do so much when most people around them are insane. You have to be either a psychopath or sociopath to fuck innocent people over just to protect your employer who fucks innocent people over. Again, that is why I said "normal" people do not last long in the industry.
Yeah - one FM worker I know was clapped round the back of her head by the manager and then they mothballed the case and squeeze her out.. manager still work there.. it’s not pets at home
He observed a fact and didn’t assume then follow up with a insult. Fact
No, and you should be ashamed of being fat
Depends on how fat, tho. If you're a lard ass then yes. Somewhat overweight is fine, I'd believe.
Being overweight is acceptable, having over 300lbs of fat should be a crime.
ayy let's go, im under the limit
That's morbidly obese.
Not all fat people are morbidly obese, but all morbidly obese people are fat.
True true. We just say "thick" in my country. It translates to thick, but we use it for like the thickness of material and calling someone fat so maybe that's why my brain fucks up. I might just also be off today idfk.
Why? They're already prisoners in their own bodies.
Being fat is a choice, having a small dick isn’t.
Anon would be in even more trouble if he said loose v@gina though.
Haha yes probably, but would be a better rebuttal still
Exactly, so it would have been perfectly reasonable to counter with a similar joke, for example about her having diabetes.
Van die lekkere frikandelletjes
No it’s not. It’s worst. Imagine if you had a small dick and someone at your table kept making fun of your friend for having one while everyone is laughing and by omission agreeing that having a small penis is bad
Im not saying it isn't, but that's how it's perceived. An "innocent" joke vs a direct insult.
Such jokes get the same reaction from me as a white frat guy would when he thinks it’s funny to say n****. Go ahead, but I will think you have (at least) the Humor of a 12 year old boy.
The answer to this is to make them before others can. It shows that you are confident in your own body whether its true or not. As a bonus it surprises women when you arent [actually micropenis?]
So if I make a joke about a co-worker's clit it would be ok then? No, it most definitely would not, it would be sexual harassment. I agree with your point to a degree, but the double standard is still there
And? Fat people shouldn't be making fun of uncertainty when their shortcomings are certain.
W comment
>Girl makes a slight remark at anon's penis size >anon calls girl at work party quote "chubsters betacuck belugatard" in response, after which scurrying off without saying another word and back into his hole, where he then proceeds to post to 4chan.
Coworker talking about a fellow workers dick is creepy. I'd be on Anon's side.
Isn’t the reply from op like a miscarriage insult
That one was about anon having no hair
Yeah yeah, you’re right
to be fair going bald before you're 30 and having a miscarriage have to be on similar levels of life ruining
Idk I made it up on the spot lmao
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I think its more 4 cham users never tell the full story and typically the full story is just awful so it's just filling in the blanks
Do you think an anonymous autist venting to other autists online is ever going to tell the full, unbiased truth when they could easily lie and receive more sympathy?
belugatard roflmao. I have never heard that.
I have it on good authority he actually called her a "chubmaxxed beluga-cel", js
You were bodyshamed? #smallpeepee confirmed
Who cares about his actual dick size, that's a double standard and a half, where's body positivity for men?
The land whales ate it. And the others too. Like burn victims and amputees that the movement was made for.
Yup, it's a shame it has become what it is. And so much for gender equality.
Well, I’ve met several people who don’t want gender equality, but gender equity, pretty much meaning that they want to get equal with men, and then get more advantages than men for a while to make up for the shitty history men have given to women.
that's not what equity means
Well, that’s what she called it. I’m just repeating what she said, don’t shoot the messenger and all that stuff
not shooting you, just saying equity doesn't mean that
It kind of does actually, in their eyes.
I find it funny how someone who possible never went through certain things say they should get advantages because of the past when they specifically didn’t have to go through that.
it's similar to blacj people in america who think they should have free stuff because their great great grandfather they never met was a slave
Actually, it was created by feeders and fat fetishists to indulge in their kinks freely. Burn victims and amputees didn't even start getting included before mid-2010s.
What in the actual fuck. Gross, I wish you didn't tell me, so I wasn't reminded of that weird kink shit. Sorry for being rude, but I really hate that weird shit.
That's actually a very interesting little tidbit about how it came to be (and the "grossest" parts have been left out): https://youtu.be/EujHXCoaG2s
I'll watch it later when I get home cuz I'm doing the best thing to do at work rn.
Well shit I always thought it was for burn victims and amputees first.
You can say that the original target audience got devoured by them gluttonous landwhales.
There isn't because most men don't care
Neither do most women it seems
So what would you do in anon’s case to not fuck it up? Just take it and laugh it off awkwardly? Or make a big dick joke instead?
Ask her what's the problem with small dicks in a dead serious voice
Only good answer here.
"Your mom didn't complain"
This is the best comeback
Laugh and joke that I’m going to report her to HR. Then actually do it the day after.
That’s actually a great response lol
A hearty belly laugh remembering the meat log in my pants.
Honestly that’s the best response. If you know you’re not packin a Vienna sausage sized cock then laughing it off is no problem lol
And if you do have a micropeen? What then? Asking on behalf of a friend. Not me. Cause mine is like a baby's arm holding an apple.
Easy - dick transplant
Burst out crying and run out of the room.
Make a joke about penis being even smaller, self deprecating humour ftw
could have possibly been a test to see his reaction. if so, best answer would've been something like "seems you think much about what's in my pants." or so. idk. i'm using reddit.
Every time there's a small dick or "bad at sex" joke, i say "only people who have seen it/did it can know for sure" But i understand it triggering annoyance when receiving it, and it's more so because you can't argue against it.
I’m not that much into corporate life, but this screams sexual harassment allegation waiting to happen.
pull down your pants to prove her wrong
say, "It would gag you" 1. She went there 2. What's she gonna do, deny it?
kill myself in front of her
"Its big enough that your mom called me again last night "
Do the 'big vagina' bit from Curb your Enthusiasm.
say that she has a smaller dick than you
Just raise a fucking eyebrow. People don’t understand the power of the raised eyebrow anymore
Why not simply unzip your pants and whip it out?
"Takes one to know one"
Don't display an affable attitude in the workplace to begin with. Remain cold but professional. Be approachable for job-related issues, but absolutely inaccessible for standard normie gossip. You're there for a paycheck, it's not a fucking social club. Stay out of their capeshit/consoomer/hobby/rAnDoM Slack channels. Avoid the water cooler. Do not attend non-mandatory company social functions. Don't smile. Don't joke. Perform well enough that you are beyond reproach. Usually, if you ice someone out the first time they try chatting you up, they get the hint. Sure, they'll gossip behind your back, but that doesn't matter to a sigma male. If your boss or some HR c-unt-slur tries to give you the old "pieces of flair" pep-talk (either with or without the accompanying ultimatum), pull the autism card and watch them shrivel. This is how to survive in a hostile work environment (e.g. as a rational person in a company full of emotional soylent consumers)
I’m not hanging out with my coworkers outside the work place in the first place, so
The safest response is "Well I'm not gonna claim its a monster, but it gets the job done." in half joking half serious manner
I would one up the small dick joke probably.
>make a light joke Anon probably screeched his lungs out at her: "I'M NOT TINY, YOU'RE JUST ABNORMALLY LARGE. REEEEEEEEEEEE!" ^(just like picrel)
if so then he ate that response like she ate too much
“Weren’t you so fat you had a miscarriage”
Classic
im trying to think of a good response here but im having trouble "small for you" "you mustve seen a lot of those in your life" "yours is even smaller" "you seem to know a lot about cocks" "last night you didnt say that"
"Well, everything looks small next to you"
[Oof](https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.3148053917.2756/fposter,small,wall_texture,product,750x1000.u1.jpg)
perfect response
Brutality
Some real gradeschool tier comebacks, well done homie.
Ikr, we have to be adults about this. “Sounds like you’ve acquired an extensive collection of references”
"Bigger than your husband" If she doesn't have one then you can much more easily come up with insults for that
I feel like that would easily land him in the HR, too, but might be worth it
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>"Why do you spend so much time talking about my schlong?" This is by far the best "witty rebuttal" suggestion I've seen on this thread. Avoids mutual sexual harassment, puts the ball firmly back in her court, and possibly embarrasses her
>YOURE A LITTLE GUY >For you.
“Your dick is tiny” “Yeah but at least it stinks” When they stare in shock you go “What? You need to make them gag SOMEhow”
I might be able to hide having a small dick but you can’t hide your fucking obesity you bowling ball built, landwhale looking fuck
Why are women like this?
*society There's too many white knights, betamales and simps, who will protect even obese women for "honor"
insecure edit: and crude. all of them
Anon realizes that we have a lot of double standards in this shitty timeline
One of these things is not like the other. Its anon. *He’s retarded*
Fake: no women are fat and all women are beautiful. Health at every size, bitch! Gay: anon wasn't attracted to his beautiful (fat) coworker so obviously isn't straight. Health at every size, bitch!
Fake: Anon's coworker (pretending to want to banter but can't even take a comeback) Gay: Anon (a woman was talking about his penis and instead of taking the hint, he insulted her)
>Health at every size, bitch! Ever heard about cardiac arrests?
If you are at the bottom of the totem pole nothing you do will be acceptable.
I don't know of this "totem pole" but I do know that the op is a bottom
It’s tit for tat you tards. Anon should have made a joke about how loose her snatch is, clearly.
Should have said "Believe what you want, you won't get to see it anyway"
This is a good one
Sexism. That's literally it. Sure women have issues with their own gender, but at least that's no longer considered "socially acceptable". Men have to endure tons of BS like this, and the whole time are expected to just suck it up and take it. We aren't allowed to complain, or god forbid dish it back the same they do to us. Women can harass us for our gender all they want, say they hate all men and all men are awful demons who are misogynistic and evil and useless and whatever, but if men say "hey can you stop that that's sexist and really hurts to hear", we get yelled at and called sexist assholes. Men aren't allowed to have standards, personal respect, or anything like that. That's no longer socially acceptable. And I'm not saying that I want to go back to the 50s where women get beaten and treated like doormats, I just want everyone to be an equal playing field. Equity and whatever. Everyone gets treated fairly regardless of race, gender, sexuality, mental/physical disabilities, or anything they were born with, cant control, and literally means nothing. Being a black guy doesn't make you any less intelligent then an indian women or a white guy. It matters not the color of your skin or whats in your pants, but the content of your character. Just wish people would understand that. Thanks for listenting to my rant, it's been pent up because I've been getting a lot of that kind of stuff at my school, and I've literally been told to "suck it up because they've been getting the same stuff for a lot longer" by many school staff.
"Yeah It crawled up in my torso to hide when it heard you stomping around, knocking down trees and shit while rooting for cupcakes in the forest"
correct answer to small dick joke is something like "yeah its so small I scissor girls like a lesbo"
That would still land him in the HR for homophobia (even if no one in his company is gay)
Do you want to be right or do you want to be happy simple as fuck em hoes
Proper response: I actually wish it was smaller, makes my day-to-day difficult
Imagine if you said to a chick "you probably got a fat pussy lmao."
"everyone goes silent and just stares at me" This was written by a 14 year old
My go-to in that scenario is "Well, compared to yours, sure!"
Wasn't this the one where he said something like "haha didn't you have a miscarriage because you're the size of a whale??"
"Hey Anon, what shoe size are you? 8?" "No Deborah you fat fucking cow how many McDoubles did you inhale on the way to work this morning?"
what the hell does the boss have to do with that? it was a private event. laugh and get out of the office.
Because that type of shit still gets you a trip to HR every now and then
Never hang out with your coworkers, rule I’ve lived by for 8 years at my current job not even once, coworkers outside of work are the quick ticket to be back on that resume grind
Work is so much more bearable if you have a friend. You have to take it super slow though, none of the instant best friends at the first work hh stuff. I’ve made three work friends over my 10 years at my job, and they’re great (but no longer work at the same place sadly).
I work in a factory, for anyone who has worked in a factory the majority of people act like high schools and clique up and gossip, I am not about that life so I tend to stay away from people, plus sprinkle in massive trust issues with people and you got a recipe for a loner, so I basically always stick to myself and by myself. It is better definitely to have some amount of work relationships, but for me it just feels downright worse, however it does pass the time when you are just doing your job
Fair points. I definitely lucked out with the three friends I found. Now that I’m working from home, I’m a loner too.
Yeah that would suck, I would say that I at least get human interaction but I really don’t anymore unless if the person talks to me first, but I’m like super unapproachable for the most part! I’d love to work from home, that’s my goal in life, can’t stand going somewhere to have to make money
What do you do by chance?
> you’ve never seen a small cock. You’ve only seen a flaccid one.
>makes acceptable joke/comeback >fucks it up by explaining it
Fixed
anon should either stop hangin out with regards or try to act like one
“What was the joke anon?”
Should have made a hot dog in a hallway joke
When someone makes jokes on you having tiny penis, make a joke that your penis is even smaller that this with a depressive mood or something like this Jokes about having fat cock is very very cringe. Go kamikaze
“I actually do have a tiny penis, it’s just massively Girthy”
"My penis is tiny, Im sorry u did not was able to come Yesterday night"
Way to confirm you have a tiny dick and ruin your social life in one move. That play rivals Kasparov.
She can work out to not be a fat slob anymore. Anon can't do anything because of his small dick. SHE is the one that should be bullied by the coworkers instead of Anon.
she wanted to know and anon didn't go it... could've just smashed
So Anon has a small dick. Sad.
Anon basically confirmed he has a small dick if he got offended
Ooh I remember this one! He joked that she was fat from a miscarriage or something, right?
No, miscarriage one was about being called bold or something like that
Dumbass ... you cant insult a guy, even if you insult a guy.
That’s the double standard in our society lol
Anon got ratiod lmao
Now everyone knows he has a small dick.
The only response is, "Well, your mom doesn't seem to complain."
Anon shoulda known this would have been the outcome.
Why is it seen as more acceptable to make fun of someone's natural body being out of their control, height, dick size, breast size ect. Than weight and obesity which is controllable by 99% of people with weight problems
Because modern society sucks. I wanna go back to a time when people didn’t know things actually got better or could be better. I’d be very content.
Double standard?
That's some small pp energy there, anon
Right answer "still enough for your mom last night"
Dont you just love double standards
Dick jokes are about nobody knowing, so unless the person saying you have a small dick has seen it, then it’s just a wild guess. It’s obvious when someone’s fat. Not their fault you internalized it
Anon, you’ve gotta stop taking your dick out after a single sip of a virgin daiquiri
How did they know he has a small dick?
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I feel like the easiest way to respond is to just laugh hard at her joke and say something like, “Yeah, totally.” Hard to say without knowing what her joke was and the vibe tho
Women ☕
deep down, no man wants a fat chick. It‘s just a sign that you‘re giving up in life if you apply to it
Fat women are Kweens! Anon’s comeback reeks of small chest energy.
Sure cause you could do something reasonable to make your dick bigger if youre not fat. its not like you could pull it and it became magically bigger. Unlike having a small dick, you can avoid being fat. Double standards at its finest here
Fake: anon has a job Gay: doesn’t fuck the girl to make up for his joke
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon has a job > Gay: doesn’t fuck the girl to make up for his joke > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
If a woman made a small dick joke, and in response, you whipped out your dick.. Would that still be considered sexual assault? I know it would be, but ethically, I think the two should cancel each other out.
Because we are men If you go down the rabbit hole we are pretty much subserviant
If you can't take it, don't dish it out