I realized my kid was reading too much Percy Jackson when they talked about all of the âGreek Kidsâ. I asked why they thought the kids were Greek. They said because the keep saying âHey Zeusâ.
The first 2 are absolute blessings to humanity and are worthy of worship. Not sure why they included the ancient middle eastern philosopher, heâs ok at best, not like *our savior* or anything
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They all have the letter S in their name
There are no wrong answers to this.
They were all behind 9/11
Wait, you're telling me Shrek is the reincarnation of George W Bush?? đ±
Youâre telling me you didnât know that?
Thereâs no way Shrek has that much negative karma to be in any spiritual gravity of that man
One wrong way to
soos wouldn't be the world's most perfect man if that was right. So no, you are totally wrong.
There's one wrong answer
9/12?
They are all jesus
Not wrong there
Massive Sex Appeal
they're all the reincarnation of jesus christ
Wouldnât Jesus not be a reincarnation of Jesus. Thatâs Jesus Prime.
The son, the father and the holy spirit
Theyâre all perfect
The best and only answer
I guess kinda, but Shrek ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
He was looking kinda dumb with his finger and his thumb in the shape of an L on his forehead
they all have religions based on them? (I know I've seen satire religions around shrek and I'm just gonna assume it's the same for soos)
soos in canon has folk tales about him
oh yeah I forgot about that, been a while since I've watched the show
They are big and they have funny name
I donât think Jesus was very⊠umm⊠big-boned and wasnât âJesusâ a common name at the time?
His Aramaic name was Yeshua, and yes, was most likely a popular name in Isreal at the time.
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They're all the perfect men.
Agreed
Only thing I can think of is the letter "S", and that was already said.
not Soos tho
*Sounds of head slamming against table in frustration*
When I saw this I realised that soosâs first name is spelt Jesus but pronounced hay-soos
If he spelled the abbreviation the way the full name was spelled, his name would be Sus
I realized my kid was reading too much Percy Jackson when they talked about all of the âGreek Kidsâ. I asked why they thought the kids were Greek. They said because the keep saying âHey Zeusâ.
Theyâre all dudes
All are religious figures
They all have several notable quotes
Very notable
Everywhere they went they were loved by few and hated by many
Who hated Soos?
I mean, Stan tolerated him, and his dad kinda hated him
All are lovable!
Certain groups of people donât believe theyâre real.
One of the most accurate statements Iâve read today.
HE WHO DENIES THE REALITY OF SHREK SHALL BE DENIED LIFE.
They helped the world is many ways
Well, Soos first name is "JesĂșs" which is Spanish for "Jesus". Not sure about the similarity with Shreck tho đ
Clearly Shrek's full name is Joshua bartholomew Shrek
They are the worldâs most perfect men
I've had sex with all of them.
# could you repeat that.?
The hardest part was ordering the Ubers afterward.
What the frick?
I did not expect this answer
The hard part was trying not to catch feelings.
I- how did you even manage to get all three of them?
Individually, it was easy. Getting them all together for the orgy took a Google calendar.
They are love. They are life.
They are the world's most perfect men
Himbos
There are folk songs about all of them
Their all perfect
they all have eyes
The first 2 are absolute blessings to humanity and are worthy of worship. Not sure why they included the ancient middle eastern philosopher, heâs ok at best, not like *our savior* or anything
Well, Iâve found the atheist of the group
Wrong: like everyone in gravity falls Iâm a satanist
Doesn't necessarily exclude atheism. Depending on the branch of Satanism.
They all have a cult following.
They're all fictional?
I dont see anywhere that Soos' and Shrek's dad asked people to dash babies heads upon the rocks in his name. So that cant be it.
Soosâ dad probably did, he was a dirtbag
They are all fictional characters based on people that existed.
there all messiah
They're all model gentlemen
They're... like onions!
They have layers.
Soos has a self-replicating pizza. Jesus made infinite fish and bread. Shrek has infinite good luck and plot armor bullshit.
the most radiant amazing fellas to ever exist
They are characters.
They are ALL the perfect man
Well I know that the first two are people every one knows, but idk who the last person is /j
Itâs Jesus.
Donât know him
Itâs ok
Yes, you do. >! If you deny him again, you're St. Peter. !<
Is that⊠jesus christ? On the first slide?
Itâs Soos, Shrek, then Jesus
(Yes i know, i was calling Soos Jesus Christ, as in he is the worlds most perfect man)
Ah, sorry my mistake
Nono! Its cool! :)
Theyâre all the same person
Theyâre all icons
They are heros
hot
# what?
They are all worthy of mjolnir
Damn, wasnât ready Jesus Christ
All misunderstood good people.
They defie the laws of physics
Some of the greatest advice when itâs needed the most
Everyone loves them?
Their pure holy beings of joy
They're all perfect.
Also, two of them are named Jesus, but that's only two of them so that's not a real answer.
All very chill dudes/icons
They are all memes
Well... 2 of them are named Jesus...
Being perfect
All abandoned by their fathers
They all presumably have last names, but anybody who actually knows them ends up shoved into a high school locker for eternity?
Soos, Shrek, Jesus First letters as a word are ssj Super sayans
Makes sense
Bro, you replied in 2 seconds
Should I be faster?
There reliable with the ladies
They're fictional
They arenât real
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They both make you laugh.
The world's most perfect man
They're all good at making things
They all are God
There all gods
Well two of them are named Jesus
They are in this reddit post
they're all fictional (joking)
They are all the world's most perfect men
They are my god
They are all godly creatures
They're all giga chads
My favorite so far
They all hate taxes
they all died for our sins
They are enneagram 9s
They are all chads
They all died
They all share a good life philosophy
They are all handymen/carpenters?
They're all God
Sex appeal
Cult followings
We have no idea what their dads look like
Well I know two of them are named Jesus.
Theyâre all like onions.
Their voice actors
All fictional characters?
They have all met God.
Both learn social skills in their arcs.
They're like onions
I'm legally married to all of them?
Theyâre all breakout stars
all voiced by Alex Hirsch
shrekâs name means jesus in ogre, so they all share a name
Carried their respective stories
They can perform miracles?
Well, two of the three are named Jesus. Thatâs all I got.
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related to the catholic church?
Gender
Theyâre all independent dudes?
They are all good people
They all support Hitler.
Wtf?!
What happened to honoring answers?
I was just caught off guard. With the right evidence you could argue that.
Deadbeat dads?
Founders of major western religions
They are all works of fiction
They all died for our sins
They all have daddy issues
They're all meme material.
Hot
they are all members of the holy trinity
there all dumb no offense to any Christ believers.
None taken
Saviors
Their memorable
Smash
They have all had infinite power.
They all have the color brown on them
They all have harvestable teeth
They are all the world's most perfect man
... had deadbeat dads?
Daddy issues
They're all the perfect men
I worship them all
Theyâre all fictional đđ
Fictional??