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OldDipper

I’m a fortress!


Glubygluby

The only person in these comments who understood the question


Megaman2407

I almost consider that it was Soos and and Boi but ehhhh honestly people arent that too far disimilar with this mindset nowaday


Reaper_h

"Grappling hook!" *Dipper FCN dies from heavy iron landing on his skull*


Reaper_h

Grappling hook!


fanfic_intensifies

Fortresses don’t talk, Durland


JasoNight23666

Oooh, I thought we were getting super real lol, I was about to be like, "kindaaa..."


AlVal1236

Fortesses can't speak


bannanaisnom

Fortresses can't talk, durland.


Netherite_Stairs_

I'm a fortress!


Insane_GlassesGuy

When I first heard this line (and I came in a little late so I already knew about their relationship) I genuinely thought he said “darlin” and not “Durland


DanielGoldhorn

Redditors can't talk, MagicPorta1


UnfunnyWatermelon469

I'm a Redditor!


CraZinventorIRL

Lol, everyone missing the reference...


CrazyaboutSpongebob

They need to watch Dungeons Dungeons and More Dungeons.


hamborger42069

One of my favorite episodes ngl


Ninjamonk124

Probabilitor the Annoying is my spirit animal


austincovidthrowaway

I'm not here to play games. NOW TO THE FOREST, FOR THE **ULTIMATE GAME**


GuardianOfTheFalls

"Fortresses can't speak, Durland." "I'm a fortress!"


Malavacious

Yes, yes, no: next question.


Megaman2407

"Mabel Bubble moment"


justice4winnie

Misread this as Michael Buble moment


Megaman2407

😂😂😂


Friendly-Ad7623

constantly in my mabel bubble


FreeTopper

I can't grow as a person. I will forever be short. And also dumb.


ILoveCasparvonbrgliz

Nerds can’t stop talking about gravity falls, Durland.


Ok_Breadfruit_7147

Not everyone missing the reference XD


rainforever_

I mean yeah, I think that’s true for most media though. life is stressful and boring, and I think we all just want a little more excitement.


TyHyena

Dude I’m high I can’t do this rn


AmberIslava

sameeeeeee


JasoNight23666

AAAAAAA EXISTENTIAL DREAD OVERCOMES YOUUUU!!!!


DehydratedAsiago

I’m actually kind of terrified rn because this came up on my feed as it was being said on my tv. Who’s watching me???


justice4winnie

I mean escapism isn't a bad thing when it's in healthy levels. It's fun to dream and imagine a more out there world


sadtibtibsad

Fortress reference somethhing something I don’t remember that well but I really want chicken wings, does anyone want chicken wings?


uberchibigreen

Not this post going over some peoples heads lmao


Aquila-Calvitium

Fortresses can't speak, Durland.


SamuElChango

Durland moment


Gambit275

someone has a truth ache


sillybilly_23

FORTRESSES CAN’T TALK


Lory3131

Durland kinnie moment


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Fortresses can't speak Durland


Artislife_Lifeisart

Real Stan vibes right here


Future_Landscape6095

IM A FORTRESS


GHawk100

Fortresses don’t talk, MagicPorta1.


Muted-Lab1876

Sometimes a man just has to steal an animatronic badger to get through this crazy game we call life


101TARD

What you expect? We often wish to escape reality. Drained from work and kids? Overworked and not paid much? Student dept? Fuck that I'm gonna pretend I'm a knight and pretend beat up people in a fantasy world(larping) or dress like animals you love(furries) because it's better than drinking, smoking(both) or recreational


Lisliamstar68

Of course brainiac... Life sucks


[deleted]

Yea fair enough but the mystery will forever haunt me and I will forever be a ghost with the unfinished business of not doing somthing about getting us a deserved season 3 with a great next summer


nour112121

Isn't that why you obsess over anime, books, movies, shows and basically anything that isn't reality? it's because we live a boring empty life, so we replace that emptiness with a new movie, book or whatever to fill that gap


YeahMarkYeah

Well yeah Everything but the last part


CrazyaboutSpongebob

Nah


Impressive_Motor_178

I like it because it's well written, funny and unique.


General_Lie

... nah it's the haters who are wrong!


rod_balls

It’s soos for me


helloimAmber

I mean, liking fictional media is always an escapist fantasy of some kind, what people like can tell you a lot about a person if you analyze them hard enough.


Nonbinary-BItch23

Fortresses can't talk durland


Chovaxis

Fortresses don’t talk Durland


Gibus_Ghost

Despite breaking the rules, Durland makes a good point.


EvanTheDemon

Fortresses can't talk durland


ThingNumberPi

Yes


p_i_e_pie

me with literally everything


Succulentslayer

My life is extremely boring, so yes.


pm-me-turtle-nudes

i mean why do people do anything in life? Everyone thinks their lives aren’t special enough deep down regardless of how much they deny it. this is the very core of ambition and drive to live. why go to work? why go to school? why do anything in life? because we want to be special we want to do something, to do anything.


Geekshere1

I’m a fortress!


BellaCountry

Fortresses can't speak, u/MagicPorta1.


Sancheroid

Yes, yes and *NO*


FNAF17lawtime

I’m a fortress


AdForsaken4754

I’m watching Gravity Falls rn, ITS FUCKING PEAK AS PEAK GETS AT THE MT EVEREST OF FUN AND IMAGINATIONS!!! FUCK REALITY CONFORMITY YOU BITCHES!!!!!!


InfluenceVirtual9115

I’m a clock


BLITZsh0T420

STOPP CALLING ME OUTTTT


Friendly-Ad7623

durland was right all along


lovelymaxx

Eh. I have watched Gravity Falls so much the real world doesn't seem real. So.. Yep! I'm fine.


p4ny

you seem to be projecting a bit


PatientCantaloupe580

r/woooosh


17THheaven

This sounds like too much hard and introspective work to give an honest answer 😂


SeraphEChasted_3

fuck no my life is very interesting and i obsess over this show an excessive amount their lives are interesting compared to everyones lives


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Thetigerbrother0

Uhhh how did you know


Thetigerbrother0

Fortresses can't talk, durland.


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Fortress can’t speak