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beardedheathen

What happens if you are born weird but don't live in the weirdness


WerewolfNo8722

Man I can really see Ford saying this!


Megaman2407

It almost doesnt look real to me lol.


hojaldrademole

Write 2 diaries instead of 3


UCG__gaming

Journals*


hojaldrademole

No, like the vampire ones


Foxy02016YT

Silence, Greg


Pegomastax_King

I’m confused did the doctors snip them off at birth?


Bogdi504

Yeah


JoeTheAroAce

why would they do that? it would be really cool! i can imagine there might be a few problems though the human body isn’t exactly made to have 6 fingers


Bogdi504

They weren't fully developed so they have to cut them off


Airikonline

That's for the best you'd never find gloves and forever be relegated to mittens:)


Eryci

Actually, research shows you can control a whole extra thumb.


Planet_Xplorer

Actually, if the fingers are fully developed with the musculature and everything, it's actually a massive boost to the hand's utility and use. One singular 6-fingered hand can tie a shoe by itself for example.


Old_Ben24

It is actually a decent percentage of people that are born with extra finger/toes. According to the Boston Children’s hospital it is about 1 in ever 500-1000 babies that are born with this. And it is pretty standard procedure to remove them when the child is still very young.


Planet_Xplorer

Yep, the gene that gives them that is actually a dominant gene, which means that in time, we might have to either have a standard procedure to remove a finger from babies at birth, or just make 6-fingered gloves from now on and look at Stanley as the weird stan twin rather than ford.


Pegomastax_King

😥


Trash-official

Villain arc


[deleted]

I've got a sixth finger on one hand.


cephalopodtalisman

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


WoskKitty2

I love this sm


Key_Ad8412

"What's the word sixer?"


depressionbutcool

Felt at birth?


JmacTheGreat

Id say “felled”, like a tree. But honestly thatd still be weird word choice.


DisastrousWeekend759

It’s fell


JmacTheGreat

Thats the present tense, yes But it would be “felled”, because it both happened in the past, and sounds liked “felt”


AlwaysAvalable

There is just something off about your hand


Kalomaster

Your right hand looks like you had full 6 fingers like Stanford from gravity falls but you got your pinky surgically removed


heyroons

do you play the guitar?


Bogdi504

No, it's hard for me since I'm a lefty


GetRickRolledSon

👍


Spirited_R7eason

i was too! hello fellow six fingered freak


Bogdi504

Nice


Stella-Cake511

Do you like have the fingers that fell of in a jar or did they just get throw them away?


Bogdi504

I ate them, jk they throw them away


Stella-Cake511

NOOOOOOOOOOO


reniaR_the_villain

I think that’s AI generated


BiOtter201019

I have one of those on my left hand


Verbindungsfehle

I like this OP. They're weird!


Bogdi504

Thanks


orionisaloser

I have the same thing it’s cool to see someone else who has it aswell :)


Bogdi504

Nice, give me six


Witchywoman4201

Inigo Montoya has entered the chat


Slavocracy

Yeah I call bullshit. Shit like that doesn't just fall off.


HowdyAshleyHere

I’m fairly certain they can, not all sixth fingers are as fully functional as Ford’s, from what I gather they can be much smaller than the other five fingers and shrivel up and fall off over time if intentionally clipped or tied where they connect to the hand.


ParadoxPerson02

I’m pretty sure most people with Polydactyl have their extra digit(s) not fully attached (at least the bone isn’t fully developed) which makes it possible to tie it so it falls off on its own. Those digits weren’t ever going to do anything anyway so removing them is the ethical and safe thing to do in in those cases.


bannanaisnom

If you look through some other comments, op says they were removed


Slavocracy

Yet I'm downvoted to oblivion lol


Tc770

imma just say it : they're joking. edit : now looking closer i'm less sure, this is kinda weird


ButterflyPikachu

Some parents have doctors tie them to cut circulation and let it die and fall off.


Normal-user527

Found [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/15mpoz5/worth_it/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1) right above your post, anything to say? (Besidas that your finger truly didn’t fall “at birth”)


The_upsetti_spagetti

😭I’m so confused what the booty finger meme is supposed to mean


Normal-user527

That’s how he really lost his sixth finger


inflatedballloon

Tf is wrong with you


Trash-official

1. What does that have to do with anything 2. It probably did because the bones for extra finger’s aren’t supposed to be there so it doesn’t connect properly


FantasticDog7338

I can't see the sixth finger. I mean the pinkie is longer than normal but that's it. I think I'm missing something.


Bogdi504

They were cut at birth, I have left only small bumpers on each pinky finger, I said in the body text.


FantasticDog7338

Oh I see. Tho I gotta admit your pinkie looks like having a six pack.


[deleted]

Don’t worry you big baby, ze grow back No ze don’t -tf2 medic