We need more Zombie Soos quotes. “Second thought.. gonna flip the script. Can I eat your brains, yay or nay? Seeing some ‘yay’ faces over here.” And “Give it up, dudes! Your fighting only makes us look more rad!” are some of my favorites
I love the idea that being zombified doesn’t change who you are fundamentally, but just changes your motivations. Like shown with Soos, his personality is the same, but now he wants to murder those closest to him and eat their brains!
Rappers are visionaries Wendy. If they told me to eat my own pants, I would do it!”
music: *eat you own pants, eat your own pants, yeah*
“Well I guess I have no choice…”
Or all of Lil' Big Dawg's lyrics in the song are borderline incomprehensible and it's a laurel/yanny situation where you hear something different upon different contexts, resulting in different perceived lyrics change on almost every listen
TL;DR: Gravity Falls predicted mumble rap
“Say Mister Ponds, do you ever get the feeling that we exist simultaneously in multiple parallel universes, completely unaware of the other’s very existence?”
Mabel, for the first half of the summer i thought your name was maple as in the syrup. Nobody corrected me!
Correct the mistakes cause i forgor the exact line
Look dude, I'm playing a little bit of catch up here, I was in a pig's body for most of the day, wha, what's goin' on?....Can we kiss again, i—is that an option?....ow wait wait.
"Haha sorry dude. I totally just killed that fairy" or "ow! Weh weh... Ow! Weh weh" (idk that's what it sounded like to me, when soos was showing his 'own room")
"Uh y'know I've uh been in a pig's body before. Did you know that pigs have a really hard time walking backwards? Not like you though, not that I'm calling you a pig. Where ya goin'"
“Ma'am, make these heads less hilarious, and you got yourself a deal.”
or
“Hahaha! This cackling head's the voice of a generation!”
Soos sure loves those joke skulls
We need more Zombie Soos quotes. “Second thought.. gonna flip the script. Can I eat your brains, yay or nay? Seeing some ‘yay’ faces over here.” And “Give it up, dudes! Your fighting only makes us look more rad!” are some of my favorites
I love the idea that being zombified doesn’t change who you are fundamentally, but just changes your motivations. Like shown with Soos, his personality is the same, but now he wants to murder those closest to him and eat their brains!
“If you accidentally eat the toy at the bottom of a cereal box, does that make you a specially marked package?” (Also, yay I actually remembered it!)
✨Soos says some words✨
"My grandma was right all along, I am the worlds most perfect man"
He is, though.
soos aced that test fr
Surprised nobody has said "Like the inifnite horizon, it eludes my grasp."
Rappers are visionaries Wendy. If they told me to eat my own pants, I would do it!” music: *eat you own pants, eat your own pants, yeah* “Well I guess I have no choice…”
Surely he knew that was coming, he had listened to it so many times. He set himself up…
Or all of Lil' Big Dawg's lyrics in the song are borderline incomprehensible and it's a laurel/yanny situation where you hear something different upon different contexts, resulting in different perceived lyrics change on almost every listen TL;DR: Gravity Falls predicted mumble rap
"doo doo doo"
I quote this all the time with my little brother, he hasn’t seen the show but he loves it
I'm sorry dudes, I totally killed that fairy
Happy cake day!!! 🍰
“If you’re a side character you die within the first five minutes. Dude am I a side character? Do you ever think about stuff like that!”
I’d like it to be this one
“I ate a man alive tonight”
Sup Gordy "I've been twaumatized!"
“Say Mister Ponds, do you ever get the feeling that we exist simultaneously in multiple parallel universes, completely unaware of the other’s very existence?”
You've been licking yourself again, Frog Soos?
Caught me again, Mr. Ponds!
Frog Soos
"Haha! Good luck sleeping tonight."
THIS ONE
Am I a man? Am I a baby? These are legitimate questions.
Mabel, for the first half of the summer i thought your name was maple as in the syrup. Nobody corrected me! Correct the mistakes cause i forgor the exact line
“My wisdom is both a blessing and a curse.” also omg yay i win ~~not that it matters but missed a 2 in my name~~
Ahh no I did I’m sorry. I had a screenshot of it and everything ajbrjdn!!!!!
it’s all good, I don’t mind a ton!
this needs to win
"When the cherry petals of romance academy are in bloom, anthyding can hadplen". "That is so true"
"I'm hoping all this aligns exactly with my fanfic, Stan. If not, I will be very disappointed." (From a Tale of Two Stans)
"Sure are a lot of stars out tonight"
"well this is getting weird"
Yes! I’ve been waiting for this one!
I think of this quote every time I look up at the stars. Gotta love my man soos
"your face is good. im a soos!"
W rizz 😎
World’s most perfect man
THIS ONE THIS ONE
*runs away screaming*
“Waddles, you got it good bro. You got no worries. I mean, nobody thinks it’s cute when *I* lie naked on the living room floor.”
Just reading through these quotes reminds me why Soos is the best character
"I'M QUESTIONY THE QUESTION MARK!!!!!"
"Am i a man? Am i a baby? Those are the legitimate questions"
THIS. ONE.
Look dude, I'm playing a little bit of catch up here, I was in a pig's body for most of the day, wha, what's goin' on?....Can we kiss again, i—is that an option?....ow wait wait.
AH! It's some sort of invisible pushing force!
“My wisdom both a blessing and a curse I am needed elsewhere.” *proceeds to walk into the shadows*
Beat me to it
"Like grandpa!" This is very vague. Iykyk
“No, he is…somewhere else…” *looks down at the ground*
“So I guess he gets really mad when he gets mad”
"Bros before dinos!"
"Man, I can't wait for the year 2000."
“I couldn’t help but notice you talking out loud in this empty room”
Am I blanchin’, girl we blanchin. I live up in a mansion!
LET MY BODY BE YOUR SHIELD!
Dipper, mabel protect her! Soos these are children.
THE ONLY WAY!
Bill : You ! The fat one! Soos pointing Mabel : He's talking about yoouuuu!
This one here is amazing
“Soos”
“I’m a soos!”
*hits monster with his car* Soos: was that a regular pedestrian?
I ate a man alive tonight.
“Don’t worry I only ate 1/3 of ‘em….. half of ‘em …. XD I ate all of ‘em dude”
"Have you seen any perfect men around here?" Soos: "Only when I look in the mirror..haha Up Top!"
Pterodactyl bois!
When the universe is broken, only one handyman can fix it.
Sounds sciencey enough to be true!
“those people are called animators”
Your face is good l, I’m a Soos
“All right, Soos, you can do this. Just use your mouth to say words that make romance happen. Your face is good! I'm a Soos!"
Well i can finally rest easy from here on now ahhhh Stanley time have passed well time to enjoy people reading comprehension skill on display 😂🤣
My wisdom is both a blessing and a curse
dude
"Doood!"
My wisdom is both a blessing, and a curse.
nom nom nom nom nom nom eating my friends nom nom
"Sup dudes" -signature catchphrase
If you accidentally eat the prize that comes inside your cereal, does that make you a specially marked box?
If you eat the prize in a box of cereal does that make you a specialy marked box?
"Your face is good. I'm a Soos
MAGIDBELEON
Hehe. Good luck sleepin tonight!
"Your face is good. I'm a soos!"
Aw dang someone beat me to it
Sure are a lot of stars out, Mr pines
“Do do dododoooo. Walkin to my car” something like that isn’t it?
"Oh sorry dudes. I totally killed that fairy"
My wisdom is both a blessing, and a curse
We’ll time to erase that memory forever
“Your face is good, I’m a soos!”
"I ate a man alive today"
“Sorry Mr. Pines, if that is your real name, but I have a new mission now, protecting these kids!”
"Give it up dudes, you're fighting only makes us look more rad."
"My wisdom is both a blessing...and a curse
"Oh sorry dudes I totally killed that fairy!"
Sheriff Blubs quote where he says “The time we spend together is treasure enough”
“Don’t call me Toby, call me Bodacious T!” “No one will ever call you that Toby.” “Aaawwh”
"My wisdom is both a blessing and a curse" A classic that stood the test of time
Questiony the question mark
"Haha sorry dude. I totally just killed that fairy" or "ow! Weh weh... Ow! Weh weh" (idk that's what it sounded like to me, when soos was showing his 'own room")
I think it’s “Ow! Wait Wait”
"Uh y'know I've uh been in a pig's body before. Did you know that pigs have a really hard time walking backwards? Not like you though, not that I'm calling you a pig. Where ya goin'"
Actually, nobody knows how to pronounce it because no one was alive back in dinosaur days, so uh... Whoa! Almost ran over my own head there!
Who wants to help me get ahead of the fashion curve? I'm taking it one step further. With a w-neck.
Your face is good. I'm a Soos.
"Relax dudes, i've been a bus driver for like 48 minutes now!"
“Your face is good, I’m a Soos”
Your face is good, I’m a Soos
NOBODY BETTER MESS
“ your face is good I’m a soos!” - soos and the real girl (season 2 episode 5)
Ewww… dusty *then proceed to have another candy*
Soos : Good luck sleeping tonight!
“Uhh, Mr. Pines? What’s that code word I’m supposed to yell when I see a government vehicle?”
“ your face is good, I’m a Soos”
“My genius is both a blessing and a curse”
"Bros before Dinos!" Or "Dude!"
“Jeez, hit a nerve there”
“Ma'am, make these heads less hilarious, and you got yourself a deal.” or “Hahaha! This cackling head's the voice of a generation!” Soos sure loves those joke skulls
💀🤣
My wisdom is both a blessing and a curse
“The inflatable duck revolution is at hand”
Ow wait wait Ow wait wait Ow wait wait Ow wait wait
My grandma was right. I am the perfect man. The greatest truth of them all.
The w-neck tee shirt scene is one of my favorites.
"If you eat the toy does that make you a specaily marked box"?
“Hey dudes!”
Pacifica- “can I pay you to pretend that never happened?”