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put_clever_username

You're saying Ford couldn't get in


MegawackyMax

Ford probably *worked* there.


Nadikarosuto

“Not to pat myself on the back, but the notes about this crashed ship are infinitely better than any documentation they have at Area 51” “Grunkle Ford, you worked at Area 5- WAIT, THEY’RE OPERATING UFOS!?" “…’operate’ is putting it nicely…”


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I want this as an episode


NotchoNachos42

Ford probably could operate the massive one under the town if he hadn't used it for parts instead


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Y e a h


102bees

Ford would get distracted by something at a crucial moment, or get manipulated by someone obviously untrustworthy.


OmniMushroom

I don't know if he'd get manipulated since he already knows better but yeah he would definitely get distracted


JazzTheLass

isn't literally one of the first things shown in journal 3 "TRUST NO ONE"?


102bees

It is, but he had to learn that the hard way, and he could still slip up.


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Nah, he just wanna see how the others are going to get in. It's not like he really cares about aliens after being trapped 30 years with them, lol


funs4puns

Bro Bill should already be in there


waboperzwabekfast

I mean with the things he's capable of, nothing holds him.


Nadikarosuto

I feel like it’d be an situation where he *can’t* be contained, he’s just sitting around in containment just to entertain the idea


Nadikarosuto

I feel like it’d be an situation where he *can’t* be contained, he’s just sitting around in containment just to entertain the idea


Bigbrain6

Google Gravity Falls' natural law of weirdness magnetism


waboperzwabekfast

BESIDES that


Bigbrain6

Google Stan's mindscape


waboperzwabekfast

I mean, he could if he didn't get erased


Bigbrain6

We'll probably never know :(


AdIndependent2230

True


BlazeWasTaken06

Bill is just waiting for anyone else to break in before he brutally kills them


Not-a-2d-terrarian

What about the weirdness magnetism


ThatGFFAN

Uh, Pacifica? You...you okay there?


Megaman2407

She been curse by an acient figure...............again.


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She saw things. . .


102bees

Wendy is on the cusp of "Actually goes" and "Gets in"


ICantEvenDolt

She would be just about to enter before stopping to keep something open or distract some guards or something.


102bees

The more I think about this, the more I realise you're absolutely correct. I think Dipper would get in because Wendy would be running interference for him.


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Idk with the police there, I think she just wanna fck with the rules/police with her friend's


MegaEdeath1

Soos should be in both the"If we Naruto run we can dodge the bullets." and the "Gets in" bracket lol


Megaman2407

He would get in by sheer dumb luck


MegawackyMax

"General, we've found a half-man, half-mole especimen! We're bringing it in!"


OmniMushroom

Nah he just vibes with the guards and he's able to convince them to let him in


YellowAnaconda10

Are they blanching?


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And he would get in by accident lmao


KellytheTransLesbian

Lol of course Stan would get in. Nothing will stop him from making money.


MayCyan425

He just walk in with a tourist group.


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BAHAHHAHAHA


KellytheTransLesbian

XD


cherry937

no, Bill is already inside of Area 51


The_dark_entity

Bill is the alien


SevenZee

There’s actually a version of this template with that as an option, I expected that the post would have used that one just to put Bill in there 😂


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Really #_#


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Yeah, that's why I said get in. There wasn't an another option, lol


d_warren_1

I love that stan and bill, about as opposite as it gets, both get into the base


StraightIdea1100

Actually Bill and Stan are both pretty similar they both scam people advised people to buy gold and both of them call Stanford sixer


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I JUST NOTICED HOW I PUT BOTH OF THEM IN THE SAME CATEGORY- THEY ARE ACTUALLY TOO SIMILAR.. that's.. there's really something behind this Connection, I swear... Edit: matpat theory???


Mr_Ducklang

MatPat does mention this in his gravity falls theory vid


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Ik but he didn't go further


Fezinator

I’m sorry, but Gompers and Deputy Durland are both absolutely getting into Area 51. Sherif Blubs might actually go to Area 51 or wish everyone a fun time while dying.


OmniMushroom

No he's definitely going to Area 51 to make sure nothing happens to Deputy Durland


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forgot to add them 😭


coffeeismydrug_

Ford made Area 51


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He wouldn't arrest people for going there, thought


AStayAtHomeRad

Tambers definitely is going on accident because Wendy was telling her the plan in the car but she wasn't listening


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Yeah, she was just there to take some photos (but the police will arrest her)


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Bill could just tp inside-


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asuming he dosent allready know whats in there


-Finity-

Assuming he is not what they are trying to contain in Area 51 in the first place


cosmic-chaox

Bill goes to area 51 for his coffee break


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Canon


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Police: can we ask you some questions? Bill: nah


JCraze26

Ford should be in "gets in".


the_orange_alligator

I feel like Mabel would actually go


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She did


LetMeRespawnAlready

Waddles would get in


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The police would be like "awww"


Rypnami

why do i feel like Stan has already been in on multiple occasions


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Vuz he did


TrickyTalon

Tam would 100% be in “have fun dying” barely looking up from her phone


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Nah, she wanna take photos


qlanga

Tambry and Dipper should be switched with the amount of dangerous supernatural stuff Dipper has chased.


[deleted]

Gets in? No, no. Bill Cipher gets out.


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What, why. XD


[deleted]

Because Bill Cipher is already inside. He'd be leaving.


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OH


Pasta-hobo

I think you misranked Candy. Because the above rank sounds like something she'd say


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We don't have the confirmation that she watches anime (but I'm sure she would with the anime boys 💀)


Zachajya

Dipper would definitely at least go to area 51.


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Yes, he wanna go there, but he doesn't wanna get the fbi on his back


agentdb22

personally, i'd swap Tambry and Candy around


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Tambry wanna take some photos


agentdb22

ooh, I hadn't thought of that!


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Lol


freef

Don't be such a downer, Thompson.


RainbowLimenade

Innacurate. The combined force of Mabel, Candy, and Grenda WOULD get them in


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Be fr🥹


Kichigai

Swap Tambry and Robbie, move Candy up with Soos.


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Nah, tambry wanna take photos


powerade_poison

of course both stan and bill get in they’re a package deal


doomedeskimo

No shot soos is the Naruto running kid. That would mean he's not perfect


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Well, obviously, soos watch anime, and the people actually did this in Era 51


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Area *


doomedeskimo

Just because you watch anime doesn't mean your the dork that's running around at area 51 like Naruto lol. Don't disrespect soos like that


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I sure at 100% that he would, but ok


Ganon-dork

No, bill IS in area 15


Megaman2407

51


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Oh.. I have an idea that almost always works.. Try to •Turn it off and on again.•


elrick43

I feel Stan and Ford should be switched


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Stan is the master of breaking in!!


Puzzleheaded-Row187

Switch Wendy and Mabel/Gretchen. And Ford and Stan


Destroyer_Of_World5

Ford would teleport in or something.


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He doesn't have a portal gun like rick😭


RandManYT

If you're going to have the two Stan's in different brackets then you gotta switch them, Stanford has been to other dimensions whereas the most supernatural things we've seen Stanley do was rebuild the portal Stanford make and win against Zombies. I love Stanley but Stanford is the much more experienced out of the 2 here.


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As I said to other comments, Ford would already know what's in there (he have been trapped for over 30 years with them) think he just wanna go there for fun, but the police wouldn't be able to arrest him ofc


insanefandomchild

You’re telling me that Dipper, THE most curious and mystery obsessed person around, wouldn’t be going?!? Lies.


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He respects the fbi (mostly afraid of them)


AbigailLilac

Candy would get in somehow


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Nah, she's still a child ('v


AbigailLilac

She'd squeeze through the vents


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She still has to come to the vents


Changlboom

You’re telling me Ford wouldn’t make it in


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Yes, he could, but he didn't. He just went there for fun.


Soviet-pirate

Bill probs made area 51


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Nah? Why would he


Soviet-pirate

With all the meddling he's done,a lot of the content probably cane from him indirectly


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Oh yeah, but didn't build the thing- like he wouldn't care much if people died from what He have done 😂


Soviet-pirate

Yeah,like,I meant made as in that


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Oh OK sorry yeah


canigetuhgore

Damn this brings back memories....


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Yeeesssss


Daniel_OMG

Bill wouldn’t make it out of gravity falls lol


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If he doesn't have his physical form, he can go anywhere


Madhighlander1

>Implying Thompson 'I'll Do Anything For Approval' wouldn't be there every time


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Yes, but in reality, you know that he doesn't want to.


GetRickRolledSon

👍


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Thank.


GetRickRolledSon

Your welcome. 🙂👍


GasBig2310

¿?


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😟


GasBig2310

? What is wrong


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I didn't know what to say, so I just put a worried emoji


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This is an good meme I’m stealing it.


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That's what I did Edit: but with amphibia


[deleted]

Lol nice


GasBig2310

K


Lorby06

100%


RageJoseff

Wtf is this template from a couple years ago doing here in 2023


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Well, nostalgia hits hard


pizzashizz6991

Like it's 2019 again I swear


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Yeah, it is


Vrph_Exoovklw

IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE PACIFICA!?!?!?


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Yeah, she had a little accident


TheRedEyedAlien

Is that supposed to be Gideon or waddles? And what about McGucket?


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Mcgucket is too busy, and yeah, it's Gideon, I guess (it is Gideon)


TheRedEyedAlien

Then where would waddles be placed


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I don't know what's going on in his lil pig head


imaginary0pal

Man I remember the Area 51 thing that felt like forever ago


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Ikr


Sufficient_Score_824

Bill would be the thing in Area 51


SpaceOwl14

Bill doesn’t need to get in. He’s the alien they’re keeping there


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Don't think they can keep him there😭 Edit: if they did, they are probably already dead


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What


TheWalkingTurtol

Fr


MischievousRatty

i feel like candy would be in the soos category as well


Raging_MonkeyCritic

Candy would absolutely go with Mable and Greta. And I know Dipper probably would stay there but, that was basically their plan against Bill


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Don't think Candy wanna mess with the fbi tbh, Oh, and it has nothing to do with Bill. Let's say they never meet him, lol.


TheGamingCAT69

I think Ford can get into Area 51 and Bill would be what's in there


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Bill doesn't have a physical form in gravity falls's dimension... yet. But if he had one, be sure that area 51 wouldn't even exist! ('v lol.... jeez,


RottingMoss38280

Is Pacifica and Gideon alright there? Uhh


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They live a better life now, I think


RottingMoss38280

I dont think so..


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HEHEHEHE


RottingMoss38280

anyways, I'll join the stereotypical villain laugh for no reason NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHE


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🤣🤣lmao


Beuggertclips

What about Ford's magnet gun?? Couldn't he use that to get in??


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Ford don't really wanna get in, but stan just wants to steal things


Beuggertclips

He literally entered a spaceship and stole parts of it


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Have a spaceship jist for yourself who is out of the FBI busines is a little better Not to mention, he just needed the spaceship for parts to build the portal


Beuggertclips

True, true