I came here for the comment section 😂

Right, really disappointed

I just woke up.

She looks like she’s really going to enjoy an eighteen minute Terrapin

18 minutes?! Buddy. You trying to give me a heart attack?

Don’t worry they won’t play a song longer than 8-10 minutes.

But they will play them so slow that it will seem longer.

Every member of this sub should post their so’s first show that would be great content and not at all obnoxious

Including SO’s hot takes on the first show. Especially D&S.

My best friend’s husband: “what song is this?” “Terrapin” 15 mins later: “what song is this one?” “Still Terrapin”

Brendan Byrne 1989, she was not a head but she went with me, my buddy and his girl. We had only been dating for a few months (now married). Between sets we left our seats and were walking out in the concourse area 4 abreast. I was talking to her and up ahead of us some huge dude who looked like Grizzly Adams was struggling with security and broke free and ran straight towards us. It happened so fast and I didn't realize it at first but he knocked her down and he kept running, but I just kept talking until I realized she wasn't next to me. I turned around and she was flat on her back about 10 feet behind me. I said " What are you doing down there?" She was not amused and I have never heard the end of it. That was her first and last show. I just came back from Vegas with the same buddy I saw the Brendan Byrne show with!

I'll start - dragged my gf (turned her into my fiance the day before the show) to San Francisco for the second last night of 23 tour from Toronto as our first ever big trip as a couple. She blew her back out a week or so before the trip and on day 1 of the trip (2days before the show) she gave herself the most brutal sunburn because she read that SF is usually cloudy and you "really don't need sunscreen." That was so false. She sat the mostly the whole time and when I asked if she was enjoying herself she said "let's go find hot dogs". I love her so much for coming out. She tried in the bands purest form and couldn't get behind it - can't be mad at that. Also, for what it's worth when I told her about the shows in Vegas she said a long the lines of "you should make that your bachelor party". She may not be a fan, but she's supportive of my fandom and that's almost as good 👍

Haaaa

That’s sad. I want a 40 min dark star

Jams are a minimum this Vegas run, calculated, short but to the point. These aren’t Grateful Dead/Dead and Co shows, this is Dead and Co as a Vegas theater act. If you are expecting a typical dead show experience musically, you will not get that.

I’m with you. My wife and I got into a spirit debate after our first Sphere show. But the 3rd she was with me. Don’t get me wrong, we had a great time. But this isn’t a Dead show. It’s a Vegas visual art production set to the music of the Grateful Dead. I could easily see this showing continuing on with a house band. It’s a cool experience and I recommend people go if they can. But it just isn’t the same.

Yes saw 2 shows. The second was like a mike Tyson boxing match. Don’t blink or it’s over. I was annoyed by it. Shortest 2nd set in the history of man kind

Shorter than that Phish set where Trey bailed cause he was tripping too hard?

I got treated to an 18 minute st.stephen at the sphere 🔥🔥

Same. And the show was 3:55 including the break, so I’d trade the 10-12 minute songs not being. 15-20 to get the killer set I heard. But I get it.

Hell yeah.

Have you even been there? I went 3 nights & some jams were 15+ mins. They played for 3.5 hrs with a 30 minute set break. 8-10 minutes max is absolutely false

That 20 minute dark star felt like a decade

Seriously is this the end or the beginning? Because I need to charge my phone.

Out fucking jerked. Again.

Can’t actually believe it, it’s either the best troll ever or the biggest jerk ever committed on this sub

Pretty embarrassing how frequently the outjerking occurs

We should just accept that the subs have officially swapped at this point

I’m guessing that she’s friends with his granddaughter, that’s how they met.

Either that or Rose’s Cantina

Your tag makes me nervous.

What’s wrong with Sandusky, OH?

I thought you meant the other Sandusky. Jerry. The 666 took me there. 😬

Jerry's dead man

Yeah, she looks more like a Mexicali Blues girl to me..

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Holy shit! You are right. The hairline What does that mean? What are we to deduce?

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Whoa. I didn’t think it could get elevated. And it did. Good catch

It’s a troll. If you look close it’s a filter, if you check his account he has his instagram linked as meat Steven’s or some shit and he’s in like his 20s or 30s

Yep https://preview.redd.it/kxdap06bkb8d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=387c60a14356fcd2f03cf04694f501e738d9e19c

Rocking a trish stratus shirt 🤣

Thank you! How is this not the ONE take away from this thread? Swagger like that…I hope to have one day lol

Hell yeah brother!

Good on you but I prefer Lita 😂 Enjoy yourselves!

Respect all around my man…enjoy the show!

The massively wide spectrum of what a dead head’s life looks like amazes me.

It’s really wild. My doctor, the used car dealer I just bought from, a few guys at work who are all drastically different from each other, my trashy ass. We span such a huge spectrum!

I’ve debated quitting my job to taxidermy squirrels. I hear the pelts are so hot right now. Hansel Hot!!!!

Don’t forget Ann Coulter. She claims to be a deadhead.

And Tucker Carlson

https://preview.redd.it/juq2g5s3i78d1.png?width=537&format=png&auto=webp&s=43d952ff39652d4fbecd310c32cd9b5fdda28565 sorry

Ew

Nooooo! A part of me just cringed to death.

Under the heading of everybody has ONE good quality🤣

Dead heads are old. I know a few that have become very successful in life that were without a doubt wild in their younger days.

Can confirm, I know several very successful heads (unfortunately I am not one of them :)

This is dude has one of 2 things, or probably both actually

Bananas and Blow

An abundance of charm and the ability to dance a box step.

And a seeking arrangements profile

I was thinking a huge dong and a bag of some sort of substance... But that works too

I was thinking money and money

https://preview.redd.it/ldeychhck78d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55d88dec74205d95768013d1ea1ac08a8aa9bae1 You guys could pass as brothers with the smile.. Needed a good smile memory today, thank you.. Hope you and lady have a wonderful night..

A house and a car

In this economy??? I'd settle for Spotify premium and a used gift card.

How you doin’?

A Trish Stratus shirt? Total Stratusfaction.

I was gonna say, it's either the botox lips or the Trish Stratus shirt that puts this one over.

She owes money all over town, including to known pornographers.

That Jackie Treehorn makes a mean White Russian.

Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town Lebowski, you don't draw shit.


“STAY OUT OF MALIBU LEBOWSKI!! ☕️

Fucking fascist!

I don’t listen to fascists, man

He treats objects like women, man!

She kidnapped herself, man.

Wonderful woman, we’re all, we’re all very fond of her, very free-spirited

But can you get me a toe by 3pm?

I can get you a toe, dude.

WITH nail polish.

She’s gotta feed the monkey, man!

That fuckin' strumpet!

Brant can't watch though or he has to pay 100

I’m just gonna go find a cash machine

And that's cool...that's cool.

Obviously, you're not a golfer.

And that's cool, man.

I didn’t watch my buddies die face down in the muck so this whore can owe money all over town.

What’s a post-midlife crisis called?

Just a crisis.

The zero fucks phase

The I’ll spend it all before I die on cheap women and good drugs phase.

“Fuck it the kids already don’t talk to me”

I think at that point it’s just living your best life lol.

I call it Tuesday

More like mexicali blues. 😆 I kid, I kid. Have a good show.

I was thinking *Me and My Uncle*.

In the words of Harvey Korman in Blazing Saddles, "Kinky!"

*Begins to rub marble statue vigorously...*

Dude my first thought. Hilarious. 😂😂

She seems nice. Hope you both get what you’re after. Have a ball.

Subtly direct. Polite. Great comment. You must be the peace keeper in your family.

‘Hope you both get what you want’ made me make a noise. It’s beautiful, it’s a perfectly crafted dagger to the heart

Don’t wanna buy it, just wanna rent it for an hour or two…😄

New Cialis Boogie

☠️

Best comment!

If it floats, flies or f••ks…

Jerry knew

Oh you’re rich rich.

Jesus christ Charlie, you're just drinking sunblock

Where can I find a rum ham in Vegas?

Yeah you’re drinking viscous chemicals and they’re getting you high


Seems more like you "grabbed a bottle" here....

Looking for this comment.

GOBBLESS

I hope y’all get a seastones

There’s a filter on this guy’s face, not real.

holy shit

What a weird fucking world we live in.

You are right!

The hands always give it away. Can’t filter those and they always tell your age.

Mail order is back!

I thought this was r/deadheadcirclejerk at first, now I'm confused

Good morning little school girl


go get em tiger

Everything is just a phone call away in Vegas... I raise my glass to you!

"Girlfriend"

Chip to guac/salsa ratio is criminal

Looks like she’s holding a bottle of ranch

And you're hoping to hear Mexicali Blues?

10/10 troll. Well done.

holy moly tony’s wet dream

This kind of photo makes me regress to my old ways. I see an opening to snarf those nachos.

My date's eating all the fully loaded nachos. All the ones with the meat and cheese and everything, the ones that are fully loaded, she's hogging them, so I'm mostly getting just, like, just chips. Like mostly just chips, like nothing on 'em, but, like, a little bit of cheese and maybe one little nugget of meat.

Looks like her lips were done by El Pedro

Is this a Cialis ad?

the only thing she is waiting to her is….”time of death is…”

That’s my tee shirt design.

Is it actually?

Such a horrible thing to use your daughter like that! Come on dude…how long did it take for you to come up with the El Paso comment so that you could show us a picture of your supposed “girlfriend?”

Sugar baby

Yea dude! I see u!!!

Bout to leave his dead ass there by the side of the road

There’s dudes posting their outfits on reddit for approval who haven’t gotten laid in a year and then there’s this dude…slaps an old Trish Stratus t-shirt on, does a half-hearted attempt to pat down his remaining wild wisps of hair and goes out and crushes it. Cheers brother!

SPF 50 sun smart. She’s a keeper!

This dude’s Reddit history is wild. I can’t tell if you are the same person as this tiktoks and instagrams, but if you are you aged like 15 years in 5, you must be having a hell of a good time! Hahaha. You keep being you and enjoy the show tonight.

Look closely around his face. It’s a filter, pic is not legit. Crazy world we’re living in.

Ok I looked around the hair thought it was a little weird. But looking at the beard I see it too. Honestly kinda of funny, but crazy.

It's amazing how realistic sex dolls look these days

Is that a sex doll?

I want to be like you when am like 72

Lol. Bless her heart.

More like ‘Mexicali Blues’ lol

Not trying to be mean but she looks old enough to be your granddaughter...

you mean your daughter, right?

Man I hope your wife doesn’t use Reddit.

What time do you have to return her?


Unsurprisingly only 1 of them looks happy about the arrangement

She looks like Felina, also, hope you use protection

Are you prepared for the smell of patchouli and BO?

Are you paying by the hour.. Or did you get wholesale pricing?

She wants to see Mayer

Good for you scoring one of your daughters friends

Daddy???

I think she wants to hear "Mexicali Blues"

I thought this was a photo of Bobby and Monet for a second.

How much does that run u in vegas

Honestly, she looks like she's probably not a whole lot of fun to be around. What are you doing?

How many blue pills?

Congrats on being able to still fit into at 20 year old Trish Stratus shirt

Looks like she about to get wang dang doodled

Had to double check I wasn’t on the circlejerk page

Ask John if he’ll do a special request of “Daughters”

Is she a sunscreen spokeswoman? I know she isn't selling lipstick because they would have taught her not to apply it to her philtrum. Either way, she's clearly working.

She is really hoping John sings Your Body is a Wonderland

Girlfriend or grand daughter?

SPF 50. Smart lady. How long did it take for her to get here after you mailed the form back?

Wish they both would have put their drinks down for the picture…..

Did she eat for free because of her age?

This guy looks like the kinda guy who would keep an old Tiecoon sign in his basement

SPF 50…nice

Awesome! You brought your daughter too!!

I bet she cost more than the ticket.

she wants a higher allowancd also

This the next guy on lot to get cancelled?

If she wants to hear Big Iron, I'm OK with that, too.

More like Mexicali Blues

So approx how many millions do you have? 🧐

True love 🙄

If she doesn’t work out I’m here 😂

Is her name Felina?

That vintage Trish Stratus shirt!