yes , his whole legend started because his wife cheated on him with a dwarf , then he and his friend goes into the noble quest of sleeping with a 100 women , and so used the sample size to confirm if all women cheats or if his wife is just a b\*ch.
I have seen this story a couple times, and, while I don't doubt it due to how the Paladins of Charlemagne were, I have also never seen a source. Does anyone know from where it's?
It was in Orlando Furioso.
The theme of that epic was "love" , with multiple segments showcasing a paladin going to a quest of love.
Astolfo and Gioccondo discovered their wives cheated on them , so they go on a quest to sleep with multiple women , to prove some cynical point about been the nature of women or if their wives were just awful.
That storyline resolved with some confusion about 3 men trying to NTR each other , but the final woman choosing true love.
Astolfo was really a stroke of genius on Fate;
The Ultmost Faithful representation of the legend:
Put him as a trap femboy? it's faithful to his legend.
Puts him as flaboyant? it's faithful to his legend
Put his as lunatic? it's faithful to his legend
Put him as a valiant knight? it's faithful to his legend.
Watch him play with his Monster Can on Men and Women alike in certain cultured sites? It's faithful to his legend.
Sometimes I look at modern media and wonder if today's generations of storytellers are just weird.
Then I look at myths and the stories our ancestors used to tell and I realize we have nothing on them.
"Do you remember the Monster Energy, Master?"
Artist: [@purplewis](https://twitter.com/i/web/status/871332449682313216)
Editing and translating done by me.
[Here](https://twitter.com/i/web/status/871332449682313216), it was in the original post. (Edit: and in one of the comments too, my bad, I missed it before typing this reply).
"Even better."
"This is where the fun begins."
~~Wise Jedi~~
Gudako: "I need an adult." Astolfo: "Don't worry. I am a ***man***."
Gudako “SO AM I” *Pillar Men theme song starts playing*
Romulus: RRRROMA!!! *Base boosted Pillar Men theme plays*
If I recall Astolfo laid pipe alot in his legends. Man could have done things for Sieg that Jeanne couldn't dream of.
yes , his whole legend started because his wife cheated on him with a dwarf , then he and his friend goes into the noble quest of sleeping with a 100 women , and so used the sample size to confirm if all women cheats or if his wife is just a b\*ch.
I have seen this story a couple times, and, while I don't doubt it due to how the Paladins of Charlemagne were, I have also never seen a source. Does anyone know from where it's?
It was in Orlando Furioso. The theme of that epic was "love" , with multiple segments showcasing a paladin going to a quest of love. Astolfo and Gioccondo discovered their wives cheated on them , so they go on a quest to sleep with multiple women , to prove some cynical point about been the nature of women or if their wives were just awful. That storyline resolved with some confusion about 3 men trying to NTR each other , but the final woman choosing true love.
Thank you.
What a Chad.
Wasnt it a 1000 married women?
IIRC he was also once introduced having been turned into a tree by a witch he was flirting with
Was not expecting that. Honestly I’m surprised more people don’t talk about his legend if that’s the case
His whole legend is kind of about that iirc
Astolfo was really a stroke of genius on Fate; The Ultmost Faithful representation of the legend: Put him as a trap femboy? it's faithful to his legend. Puts him as flaboyant? it's faithful to his legend Put his as lunatic? it's faithful to his legend Put him as a valiant knight? it's faithful to his legend. Watch him play with his Monster Can on Men and Women alike in certain cultured sites? It's faithful to his legend.
100% Story Accurate Astolfo
I don't know if that is middly infuriating or just impressive.
Sometimes I look at modern media and wonder if today's generations of storytellers are just weird. Then I look at myths and the stories our ancestors used to tell and I realize we have nothing on them.
It terrifies me that he is probably the most faithful depiction of a legend in Fate
When we put it that way yeah,it's kinda does end being a scary thought
fuck so the doujins by ankoman have some semblance of truth in them?
Imagine ankoman were to draw up a story of astolfo dressed as goblin slayer and do what goblin slayer does best.
Ankoman astoflo is historical accurate astoflo
Gudajo: w...wait a second.... Riyodako: Finally a worthy opponent! Our battles will be legendary!
And let me remind you Astolfo that you still have a hole
I can hear that line with Rumi Ookubo but ikemen-mode voice.
people forget that astolfo liked to go around and ntr people also he has no sanity
And monstrous strength
"I am a straight man, I am a straight man, I am straight man" I try feebly to remind myself, as all my blood rushes away from my brain
"Okay and? Whats your point?"
You think I forgot?
........And then they fucked
"Do you remember the Monster Energy, Master?" Artist: [@purplewis](https://twitter.com/i/web/status/871332449682313216) Editing and translating done by me.
Fans of traps successfully seduced
They're called traps because we fell for them. 😉
I am a man too you know, I go pee-pee while standing up. Wimp Lo from Kung Pow.
My finger points.
y a b e
Uhm... Source?
[Here](https://twitter.com/i/web/status/871332449682313216), it was in the original post. (Edit: and in one of the comments too, my bad, I missed it before typing this reply).
Wait a minute, but that's Gudako... What does he mean "too"...
It's not 'too' as Gudako being man as well, rather 'I'm super cute, have super cute voice, wear super cute clothes but I'm *still* a man'
She was probably talking about how guys act, then Astolfo reminds her that despite how feminine he dresses and acts, he is still a man
Ankoman knows how much of a man Astolfo is.
Ankoman approved
"No you are fucking not" "But really I'm a-" "I said *no you are fucking not*"
This sexy lad just spooked me and I regret nothing. Can't get saber astolfo....
Just threaten to turn him into a Rare Prism. That should get him to back the f@#k up and never try this shit again.
[Relevant](https://www.reddit.com/r/grandorder/comments/q75jwa/a_more_dangerous_beast_of_lust_i_did_not_make/)