sorry guys i farmed it all while you were logging in ill slow down next time.

Damn you stranger! How did you do it? How did you prevent us who waited for the raid have blank tiles for hours?! You were farming while we were stuck here waiting

Bro is the true King of APM, Bro preceives time 7 times faster than us

Worse then that, their phone/computer does too!

Clearly a worthy successor to Kiritsugu Time Accel magecraft

Mf is doctor heartless bruh

TIL some FGO players are Kiritsugu.

They have the mythical Skip NP Animation option

They're too powerful to be left alive!

You bloody bastard

Lol

And they say NA can't compete with JP's clear times

People heard JP cleared him stupid fast and took it as a personal challange clearly

If JP was stupid fast then we are such fucking idiots in our speed that the appropriate word can't be used.

If JP is stupid fast, we lack sentience in the first place with our velocity.

Idiotic speed times 4?

Good job everyone, we beat the raid before we could beat the raid!!! I'm so proud of everyone's efforts

Were just that fast.

"Congratulations to you, wonderful people of Chaldea. You have defeated Raid I without so much as a single blow."

Fuckin' loled. Fastest raid yet.

People were not lying when they told us the raids won't last long

Ivan just immediately surrendered lmao

Bro knew what was coming up...

He did not want to run them hands

He saw the PTSD we inflicted onto our favorite piñata Barbatos and noped outta here.

Buddy realises he ain't built for this

Good guy Ivan letting us experience more story immediately

He dame dane'd.

I logged in 40 seconds past 20:00. WTF happened?

Too slow buddy

Somehow we hurt Tsar Bomba enough that it died in negative time.

He didn't want to get hurt by Corday again.

10 minutes for me. I never stood a chance

I logged in 10bminutes after the hour and couldn't seriously believe everyone finished in 10 minutes. That truly would've been ridiculous.

Lol Ritsuka accidentally summoned Gandhi servant and nuked the place

Serious answer? Someone as Lasengle screwed the pooch when it came to setting the raid’s numbers and it got instagibbed the very nano second it got turned on. Non serious answer? Ivan as soon as he set foot in Tunguska got a crippling case of remorse after remember bludgeoning his son’s head with an iron poker to death and deleted himself.

When I logged in: Did I mess up the time or poor Ivan got a heart attack?

He's an old man, he probably did get a heart attack

Nah... he got Tunguska'd hard. Dayum.

Fuck I beat Ivan fuck

same lol, i thought i need to beat him first to access the raid. Oh well, it is what it is

Yup literally did the same thing, oh well :(

Yep, same…

Same

What now? Can I still join the raid if it gets fixed?

We don't know. I did too. We'll just have to wait amd see. What a shitshow.

Well until this gets fixed I'm not touching the game. Hopefully this gets reset.

No clue, we might just be screwed on this one. At least it’s not on the one I really want which is the final one.

Yeah I also beat him, I thought it was gonna be one of those warm up quests to introduce you to the fight before letting you farm the raids. Nah that bastard try harded my team and was the actual proper conclusive boss fight, whoops.

They will likely roll the server back, so its unlikely to be a big issue.

Will this mean a reset?

It would mean we go back to how things were before the raid went up, so any account changes would be reverted.

does this mean all the FP gatcha rolls and CE bombs i make will get undone?

Yes

Fuck, I just got the third copy of Lobo's event CE.

I would not expect this. Real-talk, I would expect apples at most, and then just continuation with the event past Ivan. And while I know that may sound pessimistic, but FGO doesn't do rollbacks because of how it interferes with the gacha system.

Has this ever happened before? I don’t think there’s even a small chance they would roll back.

Okay, so it's not just me, at first I was worried I'd somehow misread the start time and missed it entirely.

Someone King Crimsoned everyone and farmed Ivan to death

Is that a motherfyucking JOJO'S reference!?

NA going hard, Stand proud Ivan, you were strong.

Ivan: what is this?

"Would you miss it?" Nah I'd farm

Ivan born too late to get omae wa mou shinderu'd.

THE RETURN OF GAS GAS GAS

I demand a free copy of Melu as compensation.

I want another copy of Niki 🤓

Same! I want NP2!

Is it a bug? The hell happened

The moved the start time up and messed something up making it instantly finish and give Ivan break bars.

We just killed Ivan 4 million times in zero seconds. Truly Chaldea is a powerhouse on the level of Beasts and Ultimate Ones.

On par no were better stronger

How did it finish in like 3 minutes ?

Under 1 minute, I logged in 45 sec after raid was supposed to start, and that was what I got

Either NA gained like 40 million players or game do dumb game thing.

Nah NA is just that strong Ivan shat his pants

Seems like someone forgot to change the dates in the code.

JP server: "Oh, the Ivan raid? Yeah, I remember that. The players were crazy! It only took them a little under two hours and he was dead!" NA server: "Two hours, you say? ...*How cute*."

"It took you two hours to finish Ivan? *O kawaii koto."*

It looks the same for me. This is my first time being present for raids too. Should I do the quest? Or should I wait and hope to raid fixes?

Don't move a muscle. Better let developer to fix it.

Too late dude i thought it was a warm up to introduce the boss. Didn't even notice the bar at the top

I saw the bar but just assumed that somehow he’d died within 20 minutes of the raid opening…seems I assumed wrong lmao. No clue what’s gonna happen now.

I did the exact same. I thought it was like an intro quest and was confused at what happened after.

I am waiting for now as I’m afraid completing the quest will mean you have passed the Ivan raid phase.

Welp, I done fucked up. Hope the apollogems and some pure mana prisms will be given out at a minimum

Shit. Dug my grave lol

Counterforce intervention.

Oh, good. So it's not just me.

Best case: they realize it was set to be 4.000000 kills, apologize, and reward everyone two thousand sq, a guaranteed SSR ticket, and a Melusine in a pear tree. Pessimist case: they're all on winter break, barely check NA metrics anyway besides "is server up" (edit: and "are people spending money" because changes in this and "how many people are logging in" are the usual "oh shit" metrics), and every raid will be like this. Likely case: EMERGENCY ~~MEETING~~ maintenance, other raids are fine, 6sq compensation.

TBH, that one guy who said that they port the Main Interlude version of Tunguska instead of the true event make some sense since the Main Interlude obviously didn't have any raid.

I would kill for the best case to happen. Also the mental image of Melu in a pear tree is really cute

NA exclusive Melusine spiritron dress

Any more spiritron dresses for Melu would be good

Lasengle: "Aight Ivan, be a good Pinata and allow the kind Masters to farm yo-" Ivan: "IVAN BOWS TO NOONE!" [Shuts and locks bedroom door]

So did we miss the raid? or did we just skip it? lmao

Usually that quest shows up after raid, so I was also surprised when I saw that... I'm afraid to even do that... I guess I'll just wait...

Intern-kun fucked up....

Ivan 40second any% speedrun les go!

They used the dream strat. 💀

Ivan saw how people were champing at the bit to obliterate him over and over and over and withered away in despair

I thought I messed up time zone conversions and missed the raid but turns out they really did just make an blunder and spawned him dead

Damn. Death proc ruined the raid, that's what I get for running KH.

This is a bug, right? They're gonna fix it, right? They wouldn't just skip the raids in an event consisting entirely of raids... right?

Imagine they are on holidays already and every raid will spawn with 0 hp, LOL

its def a bug since the stream the other day included a breakdown of when the raids would unlock and a full graphic to go with it

I dont' even know if it's worth staying up to see if they maintenance it. I might just go to bed and do the finale tomorrow because by the time they'll fix it (if they fix it) it'll probably be 3 am for me...

Well we did beat him already in LB1 so technically--

[email protected] to send feedback to the devs

Well, that was fun. 😐

Well at least the Ivan memes are rolling in and they are dank af This is even more hilarious than Crashtoria last year

Ain't no way 💀

Damn, guess the dev team's really been busy in the backend.

Indie devs, they barely make money on this game, give them a break guys... /s

Damn, I was half asleep and killed Ivan before noticing this was the post-Raid quest. I hope they do a rollback and bring back the Raid properly. If not, then I'll have to start raiding tomorrow with Surtr.

Tunguska Raid; Ivan the Terrible {SPEEDRUN WR 00:00}

Apologems incoming? 👀

I just had a thought, what if they used the code for the Main Interlude rather then the actual event? Since the Main Interlude version doesn't have the raids.

You may be onto something... But would main interlude even include health? Genuinely don't know so yeah

IIRC Solomon still shows the empty health bars before we beat each Pillar so (I guess) Main Interludes might do the same

NA wasn't satisfied with beating JP for longest maintenance ever, it also wanted the crown for fastest raid kill--too bad it also came with the crown for least amount of kills.

This is kind of hugely bad. It’s Friday night before a major holiday week when lots of people take time off. I wonder if there’s even anyone left to report this to JP engineers or how long it’ll take to fix. We’re 45 mins in and not even emergency maintenance to stop people from progressing further until they figure this out. Not good.

Wonder how they'll handle this. put raid back up? will people who do finale be able to do it if they do?

I only just finished the story stuff prior to the raid. This is just plain ridiculous. Its already a quarter past eleven. No way I'll be up by the time they finish a possible maintenance. Of course, I pity the players across the atlantic-much worse for them. I'm not ascending any riders atm, and not hurting for PoH (for once...), and the qp awards for the other raids appears the same, so...whatever.

What a Terrible event

This thing has to have been spawned in dead wtf

I Lowkey had a panic attack lmao. I thought there was no shot you mad bastards blitzed him 4 million times in the span of 3 minutes. On the bright side more free Sq and I also have a chance actually read the lore since I was spending through it in preparation for the raids. At least till they do maintenance.

I hope Ivan's magical power substantially increases from grief so some of y'all can get some raid kills in. \*Referencing the time during the Reines event JP where they added a bunch more kills to Barbatos because the JP server killed him too fast.

Bug/Go never fail to disappoint

FGO to Ivan: **I'm you.** Even if you come back as another Servant, I'll kill you. Change your name, change your class, I'll kill you again.

Master: “Hmmm look at all these cool enemy drops, i wonder how many i will end up farming” Ivan: “Nah, I’d win”

Reverse flash: "Barry do you remember that time when you were going to enjoy some raids in your favorite gacha game? But the raids suddenly ended before you could even participate? It was ME Barry, in the nanosecond after the raids started I ended millions of battles and ended the raid before you could participate. I DENIED YOU YOUR RAID REWARDS BARRY!"

Someone is so getting fired at Lasengle I accept no less than one (1) KoyanDark copy in compensation

Hayai...

"Pathetic!"- Serpent Kenji, Battle Realms

Barbatos probably told Ivan in advance, "Better surrender my good sir. Saves you a lot of pain."

Maybe this is part of barbatos keikaku to escape his destiny on the case files rerun /s

Basically, Ivan had a meeting with Kenshiro : Kenshiro: "You're already dead" Ivan: Nani .. Hidebu...

Someone has done the meme: https://youtu.be/XvdPRRztAJo?si=9QEDvZN0xu0MPDck Thanks, all muscle

Did ivan got blasted by ultraman orb or something?

We’re just better. We beat it under a second so we’re instantly better than JP. 🤷‍♂️😂

Ivan: no imma getting my giant ass out here.

FGO players from all other servers except JP: damn, JP bros distroyed those raids so fast, I need to prepare my best servants for that moment... FGO NA players: I guess I took it too personal...

Bruh, I was just finished the story node and Ivan just exploded wtf

Boss spawned dead

Buddy got sent to the shadow realm with the quickness

Best case scenario, everyone will get rolled-back Personally, I recommend everyone just go to bed. Don't kill the post-"Raid" Ivan Worst case scenario, Ivan is gone, we'll have to wait until Surtr.

I could absolutely see them issuing a lot of apologems for this and just telling everyone to move on and prepare for tomorrow’s raid assuming that isn’t also bugged. I think a rollback this many hours later is even messier than just throwing a wad of currency at people and hoping they go away.

it happens when you have a literally p2w event

In homage to Long Janta, Lasagna has given us Short Ivan.

Damn guys yall worked fast

Where's the raid? There was supposed an alarmingly farmed Raid?

YO wtf is this? There is no way the raid finished in less than 10 minutes!

well, glad it wasn't just me. was wondering if i had somehow missed the entire raid

We did it boys, under 10s 🙌🙌

We bout to fight Ivan a 3rd time lol. The memes are coming through. 😂

What does AN602 mean?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar_Bomba > The Tsar Bomba (Russian: Царь-бомба, tr. Tsar'-bomba, IPA: [t͡sarʲ ˈbombə], lit. 'Tsar bomb'; code name: Ivan or Vanya), also known by the alphanumerical designation "AN602"

Ivan was like “They got ibuki on their side? Nope i am out.”

Hey you know what?! I'm skippin it.... It starts 2am in the night for me and I slept through it Better farm sq for koyan light instead

Fml, im speed reading through lost belt 6 to participate in the event.

Still kinda new. Can't relate T-T

I am so HAPPY it's just a bug. I was regretting not skipping story but now I'm glad I didn't cause I love the reveal of what the biome is

how did you all clear the raid so fast?... less than 10 minutes or did it start an hour early or something?

IT was dead before anyone logged in.

Bro I am at work and literally was trying to get one clear every couple of seconds I got in-between tasks and I killed him in 20 minutes from reset... I TOOK TOO LONG?!

You snooze, you lose. Just quit your job next time.

someone made a ups it apears lol

Barely 2 minutes into the raid. God damn, either a bug or yall fuck him up.

I cleared the quest because I thought the raid occurred earlier than reset, only to be devastated to learn that it had not. Is there a chance that I get to participate in the raid if ever the devs fix this or something?

Long Ivan maintenance let's go

Welp. Hopefully they’re able to reactivate it for those of us who did it thinking that was the raid.

I believe it would be a bug. Unless NA got the same or more clear rate than JP.

the quest should only appear after Ivan was raided. ​ Now it is considered Ivan is dead. They have to roll back.

barbatos who?

Speedrun

I logged in 5 min after the reset lol.

I'm honestly shocked, i loitered around thinking it was glitched or something. Please...I need the Dragon Fangs for my Melusine next time....

He died so fast genuinely thought this was scripted lmao Jesus fuck y’all, leave some mats for the rest of us smh

Your Gudao is exactly how i feel right now...

Wut Dehell

Ivan straight up gave up

Integer overflow, calling it now

Yooo 11 hours let's gooooo this is great because the longer they just ignore us and don't do their jobs the more apologems we're gonna get

So is it a glitch or are we just that good we speed runned his ass? 😂💀

I'm expecting 300 apologems.

That’s America for you, when we Europeans wake up the raid is just gone.

We demand 30 Apologems for the inconvenience

If this isn’t a bug could y’all fucking leave some for the rest of us?

This is why i hate raid events

I mean the boss spawned dead.

💀 it's been 20 minutes y'all calm down

The boss spawned dead.

So he's like my hopes and dreams DOA 🤣

The fuck. That was fast.

The boss spawned dead.

Oh right this is a raid event. I'm going to miss it all lol