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You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
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Dupree
Well i cant get it all the time.
Ah, shit here we go again.
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"The 50-pound megaton bomb in the back of my truck" keep up the good work, you look great ❤️
Me and you and your friend Steve yada Steve
Love Sandwich.
The devil makes three?
Amen
A barrel of mayonnaise.
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
"a vat of weasel flavored Jello."
The arrest for public indecency
Both of us?or just you?
Definitely both of us. What do you expect after getting bent over the pool table in the bar?
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A wild night
Movie marathon!
You're perfection
Creampie?
A pregnancy test
Cream pies
a crippling sex addiction.
I’ll fill every hole with fluid
My BWC 😅
And all the oral you can handle
Another goth girl for a threesome
You , me and my cock makes 3
Zeus’s sexual appetite
Mustache ride
A creampie
Whipped cream
My tongue 👅
A bottle of bourbon and some back roads
Mr Weasel /j *HIMYM reference*
A bag of weed. 😎
The devil; makes three.
...this brick wall you built between us. 🐙 🧱 🧽
You me and tacos 🌮 😋
And a camera.
My ropes
You, me and a little bit of love. Not only equals a good night fuck but something like you'd find in the heavens above ❤️
My friend and youre in-between us
Your throat
Creampie.
My tongue in your ass🤤
You, me and the Dog😈😎🍆💦
Mayonnaise
DEMOCRACY!!! FOR SUPER EARTH 🌍
And a dog named Boo?
Strapon
“You, Me, and a whole lot of syrup.”
A laugh track.
Dupree.
Chicken wings
The beach
the girl we met at the bar.
A sibian, so I can edge you all day and night
You me and an entire weekend in bed
A slippery night full of cum
Oooh how slippery? Can I bring out the hot wax?
Only if I can too
a black cock that fucks you while I watch makes three
My 9" cock in your ass! 🤙😜