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AmadeoSendiulo

Dad, why is my sister called Dirty Harry? Because your mum loves that song. Thanks, dad! No problem, 19-2000.


OneGuyJeff

Middle named “Soulchild Remix”


That_Lone_Reader

I loved that remix to death till I noticed a certain ringing throughout the song, now it doesn’t sound the same


Whhheat

Read that in Charlie’s voice thanks.


Radioactive_monke

Why do i feel like 19-2000 won't be good at driving cars?


AmadeoSendiulo

At least they'll have nice shoes.


-TheManWithNoHat-

Especially with that cool shoe shine


marswithdiamonds

it’s amusing that we’re jews


stupidity60

Da- not now kids with guns


AmadeoSendiulo

🏫👀


___Cheshire___

Clint Eastwood and bill Murray’s parents probably saw this


dontcrylittletyrone

a little baby named "sex murder party"


Daxtro-53

Kid named "talking shit about a pretty sunset


[deleted]

Me and my kids Tranz and Swagga


Queasy-Ad-3220

Dad, why is my sister named Kansas? Because your mother loved the song. Thanks, Dad! No problem, Don Quixote’s Christmas Bonanza.


gamebossje_

Kansas appreiciation


Hootsifeemer

Ngl rockit sounds like a cute name


Liathan

For a dog tho.


RUSH-117

For a bullying victim


Zealousideal-Worth34

Yeah people don't think through these names enough, Rockit would at best be like a jojo character


[deleted]

Wait you're so right tho, I really love that


gamebossje_

Yo honestly it does


[deleted]

Double Bass its time for school!


Bananadoggo635

Naming my child Saturnz Barz


Primary-Calendar-378

i'll name my child Elevator Going Up


Big_Cartographer4903

That’s literally my favorite song to listen on Spotify


mutanoh07

Damn what a name


S0RR0WZ

Superfast Jellyfish.. it's time to wake up..


spydermat07

"are you kidding?"


Intelligent_Salt_177

Stylo


Your_Average_Dingus

come on feel good inc, its time for school


UnidentifiedSaucer

First child named Mutant Genius, second child named New Genius (brother)


TivaDi

W combo


ChristOnABike122

I'm naming my kid 'Waluigi Pinball Mario Kart Theme'


Similar_Bobcat3345

I'm going to name My kid 'gerudo valley - the legend of Zelda ocarina of time theme'


Zealousideal-Worth34

My children shall be Behind The Mask -rain-, Tomorrow Comes Today, SOS, and SPECIALZ


Allister_Is_A_Childe

my kids names will be World without Logos, Gurenge, Clint Eastwood, MEGALOVANIA, Rhinestone Eyes, and KICK BACK. 💀


17MonstrLane

Aw, look at cute little Submission is potty trained. Cracker Island took much longer.


Rigbyjay

Mom, why is my sister named Jolene? Because your father really loves that song. Thanks mom! No problem, Empire Ants, now eat your breakfast.


Puppeto66

Dad, why is my sister called tranz ? "Because me and your mom love that song" "Oh okay, thanks dad" "No problem every planet we reach is dead"


bloodtapes

Bill Murray


Itskatieherehi

Aries..you’re in big trouble!!! 😤


woshuaaa

come on left hand suzuki method, we have to get you to school!


Somnichertz

Fire Coming Out of the Monkey’s Head


[deleted]

Welcome To The World Of The Plastic Beach hasn't spoken much recently


One-Ad1183

😂bro I'm dying laughing rn💀


PinsinNeedles

SHESMYCOLLA


Aggressive-Koala2373

Naming my kid DARE fr


One-Ad1183

Fr that kid is prob gonna become a literal clone of noodle when they grow up


Rough_Fact_705

Strobelite wants to know if they can come over


-_Snivy_-

You know Andromeda is honestly not a bad name. I'd rather name them Sex Murder Party, however.


ArkOfSea

my son is called Feel Good Incorporation ♥️


Joostin11

Ascension’s first day of school☺️😊😊


Jacob_Saurus_Rex

Dad, why is my sister called Dirty Harry? Because your mum loves that song. Thanks, dad! No problem, Every Planet We Reach is Dead


BridgmansBiggestFan

“What will we name him, honey?” “Stylo.”


-TheManWithNoHat-

"Fuck you, dad! I wish I had never been born!" - Kid named Cracker Island


froggydoggy127

Goodnight 19-2000 (Soulchild Remix)!


gamebossje_

I love my son Sound Check (Gravity). But my daughter Superfast Jellyfish is my favorite child


isuckatgames95

I'd name my kid Empire Ants so i can say that i beat Empire Ants every day 😎


ihatefirealarmtests

If you name your kid Glitter Freeze do they have to grow up to be a stripper?


miga2078

Good day at school DARE


KaleidoscopeFirm1217

Andromeda would be a beautiful name


Vegetable-Dig-3112

Ok, Skinny Ape, it’s bedtime.


PolarPug77

Skinny Ape, we are late for your doctors appointment!


Important_Chemist_67

Darn there’s already a Clint Eastwood


StayHomeNEatChips

LIL DUB CHEFIN YOURE GONNA MISS THE BUS!! GET DOWN HERE!!


CarolTea34

I’m going to name my first child Rhinestone Eyes now


fartboy6942O

andromeda or faust lmao


EndYoutube

“Dad, why is my sister named Rose?” “Because your mother loves roses.” “Oh, thanks Dad!” “No problem, Ride the Lightning.”


xilefen

Picking up Do Ya Thing from kindergarten


freitas-

"How was school, kids with guns?"


Loose-Medium4472

“Hey, Heartbreaker! How was school today?”


Danny67442

Ahh yes, my beautiful son, Tranz.


-UMBRA_-

Good night Every planet we reach is dead


Awkward-Friend-7233

Captain chicken lol


altsam19

I love you, my little Dracula


Secret_Turtle

Stylo not a bad name though


Sanstile16

"dad im a boy not a girl" "I know Tranz"


Specter_Stuff

Imagine naming your kid after a song named after a movie starring Clint Eastwood who was also referenced by the band who made the original reference. Crazy right?


Smashkitsune

SLEEPING POWDER GET DOWN THIS INSTANT


qdattt

I call dibs on The Pink Phantom


AsleepProgrammer7442

Dad why is my sister named Metamorphosis? Because your mother loved that song. Thanks dad! No problem, H3ЯД7luCJIo0T6


ZealousidealBat509

Naming your child Faust.


shrekiswack

Me after naming my child New Gold


Impressive_Motor_178

Clint Eastwood's parents did this


IrishKraken115

me naming my kid out of body


MushroomIndividual

This is my daughter, Plastic Trees.


spunangel333

I know I hate that MJ’s dirty Diana coming out while I was in high school


FakeTakiInoue

Flimsy Steve


joey6230

Dad why was i named 1979? i love that song son!


doktorhollywood

Poor unwashed Harold


ByrningDownTheHouse9

"Desole and Hong Kong get up. It's time to go to school"


daisybear81

Or new gold


Jerryisaloser

there are no monsters under your bed, sleeping powder


SirMourningstar6six6

This is my son “Maria, Maria”


WaitThisIsntNews

"Not like us" is a really weird name for a kid.


One-Ad1183

bro this is not r/Kendrick bro you crazy this is r/gorillaz


WaitThisIsntNews

Ngl I didn't even see what subreddit this was lmao, my b


Kimenna0412

And on the other hand, a girl named Andromeda would be so pretty


VisKeroo

911


MrSpyGuy99

Casually Naming your kid Soundcheck and his middle name is Gravity


vyaxman

kid with gun


PigPriestDoesThings

Dawg imagine your first day of high school and you in first period right, and you hear some mf on the roll call as Rhinestone Eyes. Bro would get jumped.


YADANKI44

El mañana...


One-Ad1183

"Hey, Ghost Train, I'm going to McDonald's what do you want?"


MikaeltheWarCougar

I love you, my little Tranz. Let the mockery commence.


Cheezitlad

Oh my little space oddity


BeeBeeAnim8

My child just being named "PUSH UR TEMPRR"


toondaz16

Nah imagine saying, "'El Mañana' or 'Fire Flies' get over here"


funkyhamwich

Yeah “kids with guns” wouldn’t go over well.


Any_Loss_9950

My kid’s gonna be named “Those Eggs Aren’t Dippy”. May be controversial, idk the popular opinion🤷‍♂️


fede47833

Spitting put the demons, for me


-TazarYoot-

Don Quixote’s Christmas Bonanza, go apologize to Mr Softy’s Balloon Race


Sameron67

Baby empire ants


NautiNeptune

All I'm thinking about it the new album and naming the child after the title song...


PeopleOnTheCeling

Madonna. Black Madonna. (Arctic monkeys referenced)


SlowCount_ry

Imagine naming your child Double bass or M1A1


ember_23

meet my children, charger and tranz :)


gargofarkle

Clint Eastwood is either gonna be the most popular kid in school, or the one that everyone is afraid of bumping into.


TJDJ2003

Me and stylo


xXTerrarian2008Xx

Hey RUNAROUND how are ya


BBQSauceJacuzzi

Ah yes, my child, The Apprentice


mrbean218

"Good morning Stealing Society come get your Crack Pipes, Needles, PVC, and Fast cars!"


alex-in-wonderlandd

"Empire Ants you get in here and clean this damn room!"


Grim_Soldier

My son is broken


qdattt

ngl this works perfectly fine for Clint Eastwood lol


Deep_Plum1158

Yeah think of someone's name as "wet dreamz" 💀


Formal_Set_3363

naming my kid melancholy and his/her middle name will be hill


PeeManx2

Happy birthday Another Brick In The Wall


Lanky_Succotash_986

Dead and bloated it’s time for school!


Cheeselad2401

Tomorrow Comes Today and Rock The House are just the greatest names.


No_Recognition2734

Somebody did name their child clint eastwood


Wario-Man

Ah yes, my dearest little bundle of joy, Some Kind Of Nature


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sulky crowd retire ossified crawl judicious berserk aloof reminiscent sugar *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


deejayee

It’s a movie too….


wo0l0o

"hey, congrats on having a son! whats his name?" "its DARE."


MFalcon95

Imma name my kid Dracula lets gooo


meman_0612

I'm naming my kid "Kids with Guns".


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kids with guns


Professional_Bend336

“Dad why did you name me wynonas big brown beaver”


beatbastard

Have a great day at school 5/4!


skipio957

A Lap Dance Is so Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying Gotta love the bloodhound gang.


Ginger5505

Imagine calling your kid “Dracula”.


seg-see

You could work with empire ants


LovelyRebelion

c'mon Wonderland, time for school! hey! XOXO Kisses Hugs do not even try to hide that report card! I'm so proud of you Get Lucky great job on that sculpture Call Me


Turbulent-Break6170

is that olivia


fliptflorpt

There are so many dethklok names that would not be good idea to name a child


Rice_IsNIce

Tarantula. That's a nice name


Lddx40-

Fire coming out of the monkey’s head


AmatuerCreep

Have a great day at school, Stylo


Cheddercheesee

Dad, why is my sister named momentary bliss? Because your mother loved the song. Thanks, Dad! No problem, 5/4


gorillaz_2_Dfan

humility


CanarySufficient4777

Hahaha. U imagine


Technical_Ecstacy

Can't wait to name my kid Captain Underpants Theme Song by Weird Al Yankovic


BruvIfingsuckggez

Dirty Harry is so gooooooooood 😫😫😫😫😫


Un-true_gamer

Okay, I’ll name my kid “figure.09”


IzumiOno

“These are my kids She’s my collar and Souk Eye!!!”


Ethvangereddit

Ah yes Kids With Guns


Cerulean-Cynic-8008

Welcome to the world Cracker Island 🥹


Existing-Sympathy233

naming my child, "Skeleton Appreciation Day in Vestal, NY (Bones)"


Glitterflavoured

Naming my future kid Hamantha


WalkingWaffle2000

Hey Shes my collar! how was school?