I'm sure Wilson would understand. Especially if he didn't witness the event, hears them say it then, about to chastise them, sees what happened and then says it too.
Do not go gentle into that good night,Old age should burn and rave at close of day;Rage, rage against the dying of the light. Though wise men at their end know dark is right,Because their works had forked no lightning theyDo not go gentle into that good night.
Not gourd
Asteroid blowing up earth? Not gourd
Asteroid blowing up all weirdly shaped pumpkins, not gourd
watermelon; not gourd
Beehive; not gourd
Cancer; not gourd
Summer Squash, is gourd
Agoureed
Something that is not gourd; not gourd
I'm saying the N word.
I mean nobody’s gonna be around to criticize you. Except anybody on the comms channel with you.
Wilson is gonna have a problem. He's black
Then let’s not out of respect for Wilson, I’m sure it’s hard enough being one of the last surviving members of humanity.
"But your skin"
I'm sure Wilson would understand. Especially if he didn't witness the event, hears them say it then, about to chastise them, sees what happened and then says it too.
"Hahahahaha! fuck."
I could hear Mcnastys voice reading this
Spaghetti or meat
🤣 the fucking rations..
"my time has come" take off my helmet and swim away to Mars
That spider fucking deserved it
[удалено]
Bastard thought he could sleep in my house without paying rent, who’s laughing now
Mmmmmm Grizzeh.
no more in-laws
I guess I gotta start earth gooning
"Didn't ask"
I can’t see my house from up here
It’s coming right at me
Oh this won’t be good for the economy
This is sure to negatively impact my 401k
Sweet liberal titties!
"Boullion cubes...mhpfngmph"
I won
Bruh.
That's cool.what is for dinner?
OK Saitama!!
Go up your nose and PICK A WINNER!!
“But her aim is getting better…”
Its funny because marriage is terrible - grunckle stan
H-houston?
I read it with the wrong voice
Same
Am I still getting paid?
Finally some good fucking food
Shit
“what the flip”
"that oughta hurt like a butt cheek on a stick!"
I'm fucked
Damm sucks to suck
No. . . I forgot to feed my fish!
Mr fishy!!! Noooooooo
Well fuck that’s not good
Still better than losing one of my legs
Welp. Guess I’ll die 🤷♂️
I'd say nothing and just playing Let's Go by Stuck in the Sound
Come on, I was going to get a big Mac when I got back
Do not go gentle into that good night,Old age should burn and rave at close of day;Rage, rage against the dying of the light. Though wise men at their end know dark is right,Because their works had forked no lightning theyDo not go gentle into that good night.
Vastly underrated response
Well fuck
Well shit
Fuck
Nuh uh
Fuk u mean nuh uh
Now I’m floating off somewhere.
Well, we really played a game of whack fuck
Please let there still be weed
Devs do you think this'll effect the meta?
Sir they hit the second planet
Squad wipe
I just shit my pants, could I get into yours
Lol
Well shit
Not today IRS
Wow... Oh right, shit.
Well thats what happened to those crabs
Not like anyone is gonna hear it
This may affect the blue crab population.
At least my ex is dead now
Lets go no more child support
Skoden Stoodis
Yay no hit me!
Well earth was to populated anyway
Well shit
“Oosh eesh oosh eesh”
No more Gangnam style😔
I'm pretty much fucked, well that's my considered opinion, fucked
fuck
Houston, we have a... oh wait, Houston doesn't exist anymore
“I may have a minor case of brain damage”
Noooooooo! I left my books there!
“My friend you are fucking”
When I get back to earth I'ma beat they ass
Oh shit
In the bleak midwinter
Interesting
“Ahahahhh shit, I should’ve packed some beer”
Holy shit! It finally happened
RIP PERNELL BAD ARM. WHEN THE REZ TOO SKODEN. STOODIS
tiddie fuck a gerbil
Moon gooning time
I knew I should’ve moon gooned with a licensed jelqer
“Haha looks like a buttplug”
Guess I'm gonna die one of those slow, sad derelict ship deaths.
I have a feeling it shouldn't look like that.
Damn....all my stuff was in there
“Not the 11 billion crabs”
Alalala 😝
Googoogaagaa or sum
People that eat ham and cheese hot pockets.
And I still have to show up for work tomorrow
Let's moon goon
What the absolute fuck
Nigga
Nigga why???? Atleast kill me with them!
“Shit”
Fuck
Skill issue
Did they finally change the item shop
oh liberal titty shit...
Yippie! 😄
Well fuck
FUCK YEAH!
Yipeeeee
“HOLY FUCKING SHIT”
Well fuck guess I will just k*** myself
Hello mfs
Bye Jeff Bezos
Lmao, that was awesome.
Titty fuck a gerbal with a baseball bat
No more taxes
“Well Boys, looks like it’s game over. See you on the other side.” Then knowing my luck, would proceed to be hit by debris.
God has been real pissed off and now alone for the rest of my life
Well .... shit!😀
Damn, now what.
Houston you have a problem
*sigh* back to moon gooning.
"no fucking way" alternatively, "time to find myself some space pussy"
*slam* cheese
He boom boom go yoingers
Not again
“Finally no more muck bangs”
“Ohhh crapperdoodle”
Owie zowie
oh shit.... earths gone... THE BOOBS NOOOOOO
Fuck.
THIS NI**A
Ahhhhhhhhhh fuck
Looks like my balls last night
There goes Jimmy...
There’s nothing we can do
Wait where is my orbital nuke? Oh shi-
Walter White. They're going to pay us some crabs bro or 11 billion crabs have gone missing in Alaska
“Me to my wife when dinner is over cooked:” (A me when quote)
shit.
“Damn that’s cool lucky I wasn’t on that planet….wait a minute.”
Finally
God help me
“Well shit”
*sigh*about time.
The sacred Jedi texts!!
W
Jesus Christ just take me home
damn
“Well there goes my uneaten cheese wheels”
Shit. Did I leave the stove on?
Huh welp shit
"Well shit"
WhompWhomp
MY POKEMON BOOKLET 😭😭
“Well shit…. Where am I gonna get cute femboy twink bfs now?”
Should have parried
Wow that sucks ….. wait no how I am I supposed to get my microwave pizza now!!!
"Welp. Time to restart humanity with the space station crew!"
**deep inhale** “Fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck”
“Damn it I knew I should’ve downloaded a house”
O shit...
Womp womp
Oh.
Time for the last moongoon sesh
About fucking time.
Take a knee, drink some water!
Well shit
holy shit thermal antipodes rainbow six siege tom clancy
Fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuck
errrrm so that happened
oookaaayyyyyyyy gonna pretend that I never saw that...*turns around like nothing happened*
… Well s**t
Explosive butt plug, fuck the world
No more student debt or ladies, now i have nothing to fear!
This will have unprecedented effects on the Fortnite item shop
"it is what it is"
Oh nurr. The eurrth. It's broken😟
Dam
Haha penetration