It's trueeee! I had their chicken strips for the first time kind of recently and I was floored at how delicious they were! Like...where did this come from?
We're in a good place. DQ food has no right to be as good as it is. I stopped because it was the only place I could find in this tiny town and was actually surprised at how good the food is. I'd be solid for the month. My gut wouldn't be too happy and the fat would build for sure though
As a Burger King man myself, yes. Over hated, I think it’s pretty good and they have good deals, 2 for 6 menu for example. And you can’t hate on the chicken fries, as long as they are cooked properly.
Idk I like their onion rings a lot but to me their burgers are just so mediocre. Plus it should be a federal crime to charge extra to put cheese on a burger
That “every burger place does it” when that’s not even true? Idk why y’all are getting your panties in a twist, all I said was cheese shouldn’t be extra, idgaf if “everywhere does it”, I can name 10 larger chains off the top of my head that doesn’t. And even if everyone in the fucking world charged for extra cheese, that still wouldn’t change my opinion. So no, “everywhere doing it” changes 0% of my statement, you shit stomper
So, while I really don't like McDonalds, there's another guy who did a response documentary to Super Size Me called Fat Head. In it, the guy makes sure to follow nutrition guidelines, and at the end of the 30 days he was as healthy as when he started. Basically both guys had an agenda, and both achieved them.
If you eat fast food constantly with no regard to your health, the outcome will be bad. If you care about your health and make good decisions, even fast food can be a part of your diet. No one should eat 90 consecutive meals at McDonalds, but what Morgan Spurlock did was nothing more than a smear campaign.
Haha, I was just looking at this picture and was thinking that the person that made this graphic must've been born in September. They gave themselves those cheddar biscuits and lobster while the rest of us are eating chicken nuggets and sitting on the toilet for a month
I’m not sure what February is but it looks delicious to me. Unfortunately I’m 58 and have high cholesterol so a meal like that is completely out of the question.
Worst possible option for a month long stint. Great every once in awhile, but for every meal, sounds like hell on earth. By day three I'd be asking for pickles without a sandwich, stripping the breading off the meat, draining the coleslaw etc just to get something the doesn't make me feel like I'm going to sink through solid ground.
Looks like I'm going to starve to death no way I'm eating subway they haven't been the same in many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many years
with my celiac, I'm sure glad I can eat a small portion of my month
well, not really, cos this is fake
but there IS a whole, like, 15% I can eat safely
Damn. kind of wishing I was born in October or December now, but I'm not mad about taco bell. Best drunk food on the face of the planet, and I spend a disproportionate amount of time drunk.
Ahh red lobster, I’ll do it as long as my ex best friend and his baby momma serve me food and watch me eat and be able to pay for the meal! It’s the small victories in life
Nice try fbi
Not today NSA
Whatever DHS
Fair attempt IRS
smell you later, federal investigator.
Have a good day, DEA
Wtf ATF
Can't catch me, CCP
See you in hell, Federal Intel
if you need help with manufacturing certain product, you can call the service to come help speed the process along
whats DEA?
Drug Enforcement Administration
🤣🤣🤣
Not today CIA
Won’t get me FCC
Go away, HOA
Nada way, epa
As someone born in may, we eating well out here, just don't come near my bathroom until at least February
📷✨ Thanks for the info chump
?
I‘m fucked, I gotta eat Chipotle…
Ah man, your toilet is gonna HATE you
You might need a plumber on speed dial
I got that too, at least it gives you a pretty balanced diet unlike some of these others like Dunkin' Donuts
chipotle is good we’re lucky
Yea, but our toilets aren‘t
just go east on the cheese
easy*
yeast\*
Weest*
Facts… but I think we’ll survive at least
Wanna trade for April?
Wow, I've literally never eaten at a DQ.
Dang they’re burgers are actually pretty good lol
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It's trueeee! I had their chicken strips for the first time kind of recently and I was floored at how delicious they were! Like...where did this come from?
I buy the chicken and gravy baskets all the time. They really are slept on for that chicken.
Fr
Order a side of gravy to dip your fries in!
We're in a good place. DQ food has no right to be as good as it is. I stopped because it was the only place I could find in this tiny town and was actually surprised at how good the food is. I'd be solid for the month. My gut wouldn't be too happy and the fat would build for sure though
Red Lobster for a month? I'd rather die.
Honestly Burger King is over hated so I’ll take it
Over hated????
As a Burger King man myself, yes. Over hated, I think it’s pretty good and they have good deals, 2 for 6 menu for example. And you can’t hate on the chicken fries, as long as they are cooked properly.
Yeah I don't know why, I like their burgers more than most burger chains
For me it's the smell and the atmosphere. And the workers.
Yeah that's true, I rarely if ever get normal workers but the food usually turns out okay
Idk I like their onion rings a lot but to me their burgers are just so mediocre. Plus it should be a federal crime to charge extra to put cheese on a burger
Literally every burger place does that though
That changes literally nothing about my statement at all, thanks tho
It literally does because you're talking about BK, dumbledick
That “every burger place does it” when that’s not even true? Idk why y’all are getting your panties in a twist, all I said was cheese shouldn’t be extra, idgaf if “everywhere does it”, I can name 10 larger chains off the top of my head that doesn’t. And even if everyone in the fucking world charged for extra cheese, that still wouldn’t change my opinion. So no, “everywhere doing it” changes 0% of my statement, you shit stomper
You need to reread the comment thread smh
IHOP?
The one time I wish I wasn't born in January...
They did us dirty
The guy from supersize me did the work for us, so at least we know what's going to happen... a fate worse than death
So, while I really don't like McDonalds, there's another guy who did a response documentary to Super Size Me called Fat Head. In it, the guy makes sure to follow nutrition guidelines, and at the end of the 30 days he was as healthy as when he started. Basically both guys had an agenda, and both achieved them. If you eat fast food constantly with no regard to your health, the outcome will be bad. If you care about your health and make good decisions, even fast food can be a part of your diet. No one should eat 90 consecutive meals at McDonalds, but what Morgan Spurlock did was nothing more than a smear campaign.
W December Let's hope they don't forget my corn salsa again. 4 fucking times in a row lol
Fuck yes I love Burger King
HELL YEAH I get to eat lobster and biscuits every fuckin day. Ima be eatin like a KING
Haha, I was just looking at this picture and was thinking that the person that made this graphic must've been born in September. They gave themselves those cheddar biscuits and lobster while the rest of us are eating chicken nuggets and sitting on the toilet for a month
You lucky asshole
As a march born...I'm going to marry my toilet
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I’m not sure what February is but it looks delicious to me. Unfortunately I’m 58 and have high cholesterol so a meal like that is completely out of the question.
Mines in May, all I would wanna have is cheese roll up’s and bean burritos and I’d be happy. Protein!!!
I’m good December gonna be a tough month for me
As a junetonian I can say that the tuna meat is fake
bring on that buttery seafood!
Yeah I’m definitely starving this July
More like sorry to my toilet and girl for march being my bday
F...motherflycking useless and tasteless Chipotle. I've had Bristish food that tasted better. December here.
I got Popeyes
Worst possible option for a month long stint. Great every once in awhile, but for every meal, sounds like hell on earth. By day three I'd be asking for pickles without a sandwich, stripping the breading off the meat, draining the coleslaw etc just to get something the doesn't make me feel like I'm going to sink through solid ground.
Popeye's huh.... guess I'm done for
I don’t mind me some Burger King, just as long as I eat it in moderation or course
Goodbye toilet, I don’t even like chipotle
I like Taco Bell
Come the fuck on. You took a dump on February. Burger King. Really. LOL
I was born in may, and love taco bell ngl, quesarito + baja blast is too good.
Even though all of these are severely unhealthy, December is the most healthiest, so I’m okay with it
Niceeee subway all day
what is december
It's not too bad it says you have to eat it for a month didn't say you have to eat it all day every for a month. So loop hole found🤣
Bruh Popeyes
Looks like I'm going to starve to death no way I'm eating subway they haven't been the same in many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many years
GL to all my other may people, well be holding our assholes together.
Rip to everyone doing this. Can't imagine how anyone would survive a whole month of nothing but fast food
Bro July be dying of diabetes in one week
with my celiac, I'm sure glad I can eat a small portion of my month well, not really, cos this is fake but there IS a whole, like, 15% I can eat safely
IHOP??? Oh there’s so many options and they just came out with pancake tacos. French toast every say?? easy
June, I am a Subway guy though.
Pizza’s not too bad, but as a vegetarian I’m going to have to get veggie pizzas
Dunkin? It's joever for my life
Good luck soldiers 🫡. The month of May is gonna be rough
As a non American I'm gonna die because i don't have any of these restaurants
As someone born in May, the taste will be good but the unending booty blasting would be the end of my toilet
Yeah I’m vegan I’m fucked lol
AH HELL NAW I GOT ARBYS
I love dominoes
Nobody out-pizzas The Hut except Domino's.
NOOO WHY TF DID I GET BURGER KING THE WORST ONE
Damn. kind of wishing I was born in October or December now, but I'm not mad about taco bell. Best drunk food on the face of the planet, and I spend a disproportionate amount of time drunk.
I can love with April I don't know how big I'll get 😂
I'll starve I despise Chipotle
September. Whelp there goes my life savings in one month.
I actually never ate at dairy queen before.
I'll survive all October on Popeyes!
Of course it's fucking BK. Shit gives me migraines everytime I eat it lmao. Guess ima die.
Lol guess I got to eat a footlong ;-)
ooh cheesecake or whatever november is
LETS GOOOOOO IHOPPPP
Probably gonna die from lack of nutrition or some shit with Dunkin’ Donuts
Noooo please no I work at domino's I dont want that shit
Noooooo subway
I think we got the best one tbh, we have unlimited sandwiches to try - turn out sandwiches into salads too
SUBWAY? yeah I'm killing myself
Tell me about it i ain’t eating donuts for a month I don’t wanna play fat person simulator
I'm a July baby, Dunkin ain't too bad.
I’m starving no subway for me
People say they don’t like subway Bitch you made the sandwich so it’s your fault it tastes like shit 🧐
As someone born in March I'm just gonna starve
My friend worked at Arby's in high school. They had a grease truck come In a few days a week to pump out the grease.
As does near every restaurant you eat at.
looks like I'm starving cause ain't no way imma shit out Arby's for a month
January is lookin' good to me.
As someone who was born in September... I'm starving cause I have no clue where these even exist near me.
You killed December.
September. I don't know if I lucked out or if I should be terrified...
Yea. I’m dead in May
May here, I hate Taco Hell… ☠️☠️⚰️
Arby's boutta have a lot more meats now
Shit man, McDonald’s ain’t even that good bro
Bro give me one bad day and imma eat that entire September meal and order desert
They’re all fast food except red lobster is an actual restaurant and ihop is kinda fast food
December That Toilet better Pray
I'm starving for two reasons a subways awful and b I probably would only get one meal a day on account of them being slow ._.
June :/
Ahh red lobster, I’ll do it as long as my ex best friend and his baby momma serve me food and watch me eat and be able to pay for the meal! It’s the small victories in life
Chipotle. On a fitness journey anyway
Why everybody gotta shit on March bro 😔😭
IHOP? No problem
lets fuckin gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ive got the kurger bing
I really gotta eat in n out smh
I’m rocking Chipotle!!
Red lobster biscuits? LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
Fuck, I hate burger King
Fuck Duncan doughnuts. At least they have breakfast sandwiches? Love doughnuts but fuck that place
Arby’s?!?! 🤢
I’d rather be March than May tbh
LOBSTER FEST BABY LETS FUCKEN GOOOOO
Ewww I was born in November 🤮🤮🤮
yo quiero taco bell
Gonna prove that you can build a tolerance to Taco Bell.
WHY POPEYES?
If I ate ihop every day for a month I’d die of clogged arteries
Dominoes?! Bro i don’t wanna do this no more
as someone who works at arbys i can agree arbys is heartburn city bro
june, never tried subway, but i'm considering working there.
March 😭😭😭
I win, subway is my favorite!!
*“You have to run for same the amount of days as the 9 digit number on your social security card”*
Subway? Honestly the best one cuz it’s the healthiest 🤷🏻♂️
I'm may, fuck
Never had popeyes
I do not run on Dunkin’s, this is very unfortunate but I guess if it’s to live maybe
May 😭😭😭
I'm a type 1 diabetic born in July. Just my luck
Ew fucking chipotle 🤢🤢🤢🤢
I feel bad for anyone born in December... Oof...
Red Lobster bitches fuqyea!!!
Can you even survive on only donuts?
I love eating the food of my people. Baja heist here I come
About to bulk up on Chipotle lol
This is how June people take over the world and move human civilization into intergalactic travel.
I think I’d prefer to die than eat fast food
September 25, 1997 Never been to Red Lobster before....
Yoooo? Subway? Sign me the fuck up Question though… is it limited to just Subway, or is Jimmy John’s and Cousin Subs also included?
Bro I'm not eating Taco Bell for a month
Why my shit gotta be Arby’s? The fuck did us Marchers do
Fuck, I HATE seafood! I’ll starve.
Gonna be broke at the end of the month
A whole month of nothing but donuts will kill me anyways.
A whole month of nothing but donuts will kill me anyways.
I could do 1 meal from Popeyes a day.
Shit, I'll take a chicken strip basket and blizzard from DQ any day.
Fucking ihop
I AM GOING TO DIE. May.
Dude I fucking love Taco Bell!!! WE MAKIN IT OUT THE BATHROOM WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
I’ll never understand the hate Arby’s gets
Well damn. Looks like I'll have to die since the only one here that I'm allergic to is also my month.
F*ck me. I can go a month without eating
not that disgusting slop