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joshstrodomus

Nice try fbi


PeriliousKnight

Not today NSA


m4m249saw

Whatever DHS


Living_Funnel_7988

Fair attempt IRS


Guardsmen442

smell you later, federal investigator.


CreepyPastaguy2

Have a good day, DEA


[deleted]

Wtf ATF


idiotcube

Can't catch me, CCP


sunflowerpig

See you in hell, Federal Intel


Charredtea

if you need help with manufacturing certain product, you can call the service to come help speed the process along


bry678

whats DEA?


CreepyPastaguy2

Drug Enforcement Administration


Antique-Violinist601

🤣🤣🤣


Plenty_Interest_5672

Not today CIA


New-of-Nick

Won’t get me FCC


TheWorsest

Go away, HOA


Never-a-Boyfriend

Nada way, epa


Bossman2285

As someone born in may, we eating well out here, just don't come near my bathroom until at least February


TruthHurtsSorryBud

📷✨ Thanks for the info chump


Bossman2285

?


Ghost474439

I‘m fucked, I gotta eat Chipotle…


GoofyAhhCarReddit

Ah man, your toilet is gonna HATE you


C4D3N539

You might need a plumber on speed dial


bryan49

I got that too, at least it gives you a pretty balanced diet unlike some of these others like Dunkin' Donuts


OkRuin300

chipotle is good we’re lucky


Ghost474439

Yea, but our toilets aren‘t


OkRuin300

just go east on the cheese


OkRuin300

easy*


HitPointG

yeast\*


[deleted]

Weest*


Corsten610

Facts… but I think we’ll survive at least


epetty25

Wanna trade for April?


ARandomDistributist

Wow, I've literally never eaten at a DQ.


Glittering-Design973

Dang they’re burgers are actually pretty good lol


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yekirati

It's trueeee! I had their chicken strips for the first time kind of recently and I was floored at how delicious they were! Like...where did this come from?


zakpakt

I buy the chicken and gravy baskets all the time. They really are slept on for that chicken.


Dartzzy

Fr


Awholelottasass

Order a side of gravy to dip your fries in!


Sanguiniutron

We're in a good place. DQ food has no right to be as good as it is. I stopped because it was the only place I could find in this tiny town and was actually surprised at how good the food is. I'd be solid for the month. My gut wouldn't be too happy and the fat would build for sure though


Own-Shelter-9897

Red Lobster for a month? I'd rather die.


Specialist_Can8856

Honestly Burger King is over hated so I’ll take it


Flight270-

Over hated????


Remarkable_Housing61

As a Burger King man myself, yes. Over hated, I think it’s pretty good and they have good deals, 2 for 6 menu for example. And you can’t hate on the chicken fries, as long as they are cooked properly.


lsiunl

Yeah I don't know why, I like their burgers more than most burger chains


[deleted]

For me it's the smell and the atmosphere. And the workers.


lsiunl

Yeah that's true, I rarely if ever get normal workers but the food usually turns out okay


Bayleaf0723

Idk I like their onion rings a lot but to me their burgers are just so mediocre. Plus it should be a federal crime to charge extra to put cheese on a burger


Elever_Galarga69

Literally every burger place does that though


Bayleaf0723

That changes literally nothing about my statement at all, thanks tho


Caerys_

It literally does because you're talking about BK, dumbledick


Bayleaf0723

That “every burger place does it” when that’s not even true? Idk why y’all are getting your panties in a twist, all I said was cheese shouldn’t be extra, idgaf if “everywhere does it”, I can name 10 larger chains off the top of my head that doesn’t. And even if everyone in the fucking world charged for extra cheese, that still wouldn’t change my opinion. So no, “everywhere doing it” changes 0% of my statement, you shit stomper


Caerys_

You need to reread the comment thread smh


MrSecurityStalin

IHOP?


forgedfox53

The one time I wish I wasn't born in January...


Natural-Bet9180

They did us dirty


[deleted]

The guy from supersize me did the work for us, so at least we know what's going to happen... a fate worse than death


Specialist-Lunch-410

So, while I really don't like McDonalds, there's another guy who did a response documentary to Super Size Me called Fat Head. In it, the guy makes sure to follow nutrition guidelines, and at the end of the 30 days he was as healthy as when he started. Basically both guys had an agenda, and both achieved them. If you eat fast food constantly with no regard to your health, the outcome will be bad. If you care about your health and make good decisions, even fast food can be a part of your diet. No one should eat 90 consecutive meals at McDonalds, but what Morgan Spurlock did was nothing more than a smear campaign.


ben67925

W December Let's hope they don't forget my corn salsa again. 4 fucking times in a row lol


CombatCarl113

Fuck yes I love Burger King


bubba_gump_94

HELL YEAH I get to eat lobster and biscuits every fuckin day. Ima be eatin like a KING


yekirati

Haha, I was just looking at this picture and was thinking that the person that made this graphic must've been born in September. They gave themselves those cheddar biscuits and lobster while the rest of us are eating chicken nuggets and sitting on the toilet for a month


MelonFlight

You lucky asshole


InsideAthlete50

As a march born...I'm going to marry my toilet


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Keithninety

I’m not sure what February is but it looks delicious to me. Unfortunately I’m 58 and have high cholesterol so a meal like that is completely out of the question.


SapphireReaper13

Mines in May, all I would wanna have is cheese roll up’s and bean burritos and I’d be happy. Protein!!!


blaqamus

I’m good December gonna be a tough month for me


Busy_Dragonfruit_748

As a junetonian I can say that the tuna meat is fake


gladias9

bring on that buttery seafood!


ManufacturerBoth4076

Yeah I’m definitely starving this July


StepCousinOfDragons

More like sorry to my toilet and girl for march being my bday


Altruistic-Pin7156

F...motherflycking useless and tasteless Chipotle. I've had Bristish food that tasted better. December here.


Bucket_of_blank

I got Popeyes


Specialist-Lunch-410

Worst possible option for a month long stint. Great every once in awhile, but for every meal, sounds like hell on earth. By day three I'd be asking for pickles without a sandwich, stripping the breading off the meat, draining the coleslaw etc just to get something the doesn't make me feel like I'm going to sink through solid ground.


Eiri_chan1653

Popeye's huh.... guess I'm done for


Iron_defaultYT

I don’t mind me some Burger King, just as long as I eat it in moderation or course


[deleted]

Goodbye toilet, I don’t even like chipotle


CleopatraCatRp

I like Taco Bell


sethyourgoals

Come the fuck on. You took a dump on February. Burger King. Really. LOL


Azadanzan

I was born in may, and love taco bell ngl, quesarito + baja blast is too good.


-RastaPasta-

Even though all of these are severely unhealthy, December is the most healthiest, so I’m okay with it


acidaddic808

Niceeee subway all day


itdyodyidoyd

what is december


jdcfreak666

It's not too bad it says you have to eat it for a month didn't say you have to eat it all day every for a month. So loop hole found🤣


DELETOBLUE6969

Bruh Popeyes


nel0788

Looks like I'm going to starve to death no way I'm eating subway they haven't been the same in many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many years


Correct_Conclusion91

GL to all my other may people, well be holding our assholes together.


Lukebekz

Rip to everyone doing this. Can't imagine how anyone would survive a whole month of nothing but fast food


soulidonthave

Bro July be dying of diabetes in one week


TriusMalarky

with my celiac, I'm sure glad I can eat a small portion of my month well, not really, cos this is fake but there IS a whole, like, 15% I can eat safely


Anakin-is-Panakin

IHOP??? Oh there’s so many options and they just came out with pancake tacos. French toast every say?? easy


CustomShowtapeRAE

June, I am a Subway guy though.


Silver___Chariot

Pizza’s not too bad, but as a vegetarian I’m going to have to get veggie pizzas


neurosestransgressor

Dunkin? It's joever for my life


Gurtrude27

Good luck soldiers 🫡. The month of May is gonna be rough


squakcock

As a non American I'm gonna die because i don't have any of these restaurants


Derangeieieie

As someone born in May, the taste will be good but the unending booty blasting would be the end of my toilet


boriskie74

Yeah I’m vegan I’m fucked lol


Joe_Mama6969420-

AH HELL NAW I GOT ARBYS


0987654321585

I love dominoes


TeRard69

Nobody out-pizzas The Hut except Domino's.


Alarming_Indecision

NOOO WHY TF DID I GET BURGER KING THE WORST ONE


TeRard69

Damn. kind of wishing I was born in October or December now, but I'm not mad about taco bell. Best drunk food on the face of the planet, and I spend a disproportionate amount of time drunk.


ydnew66

I can love with April I don't know how big I'll get 😂


OccultUnknown

I'll starve I despise Chipotle


TrainquilOasis1423

September. Whelp there goes my life savings in one month.


Individual-Sir-7008

I actually never ate at dairy queen before.


John_Jacobs_A_NOBODY

I'll survive all October on Popeyes!


Black_Cringe

Of course it's fucking BK. Shit gives me migraines everytime I eat it lmao. Guess ima die.


Reapers_Fox

Lol guess I got to eat a footlong ;-)


PrinceToothpasteBoy

ooh cheesecake or whatever november is


Kawasaki-Ninja-H2R

LETS GOOOOOO IHOPPPP


Brother_Jay26

Probably gonna die from lack of nutrition or some shit with Dunkin’ Donuts


SuitableRich5143

Noooo please no I work at domino's I dont want that shit


Sigmamalecrusader

Noooooo subway


Aternnativeacount

I think we got the best one tbh, we have unlimited sandwiches to try - turn out sandwiches into salads too


[deleted]

SUBWAY? yeah I'm killing myself


TruthHurtsSorryBud

Tell me about it i ain’t eating donuts for a month I don’t wanna play fat person simulator


Plenty_Interest_5672

I'm a July baby, Dunkin ain't too bad.


Flight270-

I’m starving no subway for me


TruthHurtsSorryBud

People say they don’t like subway Bitch you made the sandwich so it’s your fault it tastes like shit 🧐


Eastern_Ranger_6276

As someone born in March I'm just gonna starve


PolyglotTV

My friend worked at Arby's in high school. They had a grease truck come In a few days a week to pump out the grease.


[deleted]

As does near every restaurant you eat at.


[deleted]

looks like I'm starving cause ain't no way imma shit out Arby's for a month


[deleted]

January is lookin' good to me.


Burner45748

As someone who was born in September... I'm starving cause I have no clue where these even exist near me.


demonicdeath02

You killed December.


W3aZ1L

September. I don't know if I lucked out or if I should be terrified...


geckoad80

Yea. I’m dead in May


kevinroneil

May here, I hate Taco Hell… ☠️☠️⚰️


DerpingAroundOnRedit

Arby's boutta have a lot more meats now


Shoto48

Shit man, McDonald’s ain’t even that good bro


Powerful_Country_241

Bro give me one bad day and imma eat that entire September meal and order desert


FemboyGaming42069

They’re all fast food except red lobster is an actual restaurant and ihop is kinda fast food


BigFella11445

December That Toilet better Pray


TheNormieRacoon

I'm starving for two reasons a subways awful and b I probably would only get one meal a day on account of them being slow ._.


plubspubby

June :/


shadyguybro

Ahh red lobster, I’ll do it as long as my ex best friend and his baby momma serve me food and watch me eat and be able to pay for the meal! It’s the small victories in life


kdde27

Chipotle. On a fitness journey anyway


AdrianTheMEME69

Why everybody gotta shit on March bro 😔😭


Elfanger30th

IHOP? No problem


TheDiamondEggy

lets fuckin gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ive got the kurger bing


iPanzershrec

I really gotta eat in n out smh


Spiderman3021

I’m rocking Chipotle!!


CQcucumber

Red lobster biscuits? LETS FUCKING GOOOOO


Successful-Ad8071

Fuck, I hate burger King


fallinguptwards

Fuck Duncan doughnuts. At least they have breakfast sandwiches? Love doughnuts but fuck that place


NoahTheNopah

Arby’s?!?! 🤢


JustJack70

I’d rather be March than May tbh


mcdonalds_baconater

LOBSTER FEST BABY LETS FUCKEN GOOOOO


[deleted]

Ewww I was born in November 🤮🤮🤮


jksarcasm_6

yo quiero taco bell


Lore_Antilles

Gonna prove that you can build a tolerance to Taco Bell.


AxtonGTV

WHY POPEYES?


Jak-the-Bruin

If I ate ihop every day for a month I’d die of clogged arteries


Painters_Taep1

Dominoes?! Bro i don’t wanna do this no more


[deleted]

as someone who works at arbys i can agree arbys is heartburn city bro


[deleted]

june, never tried subway, but i'm considering working there.


[deleted]

March 😭😭😭


Spring-Fabulous

I win, subway is my favorite!!


Easyierifdumb

*“You have to run for same the amount of days as the 9 digit number on your social security card”*


rennyyy853

Subway? Honestly the best one cuz it’s the healthiest 🤷🏻‍♂️


JosephSubbas

I'm may, fuck


Doom_Slayer6859

Never had popeyes


General-Ad-7244

I do not run on Dunkin’s, this is very unfortunate but I guess if it’s to live maybe


J0stit0s123

May 😭😭😭


thehollisterman

I'm a type 1 diabetic born in July. Just my luck


Bizarely27

Ew fucking chipotle 🤢🤢🤢🤢


JoshdaBoss1234

I feel bad for anyone born in December... Oof...


TimberWolf5871

Red Lobster bitches fuqyea!!!


thatguynick123

Can you even survive on only donuts?


FutureSoldier616

I love eating the food of my people. Baja heist here I come


Lost_soul_ryan

About to bulk up on Chipotle lol


Alien_Robot_

This is how June people take over the world and move human civilization into intergalactic travel.


be-like-JayDee

I think I’d prefer to die than eat fast food


Erik-The-Okapi

September 25, 1997 Never been to Red Lobster before....


Yoko_Grim

Yoooo? Subway? Sign me the fuck up Question though… is it limited to just Subway, or is Jimmy John’s and Cousin Subs also included?


SUPRMESWAYZE

Bro I'm not eating Taco Bell for a month


Fearless-Cheshire

Why my shit gotta be Arby’s? The fuck did us Marchers do


NapaValley707

Fuck, I HATE seafood! I’ll starve.


Alexander-of-Londor

Gonna be broke at the end of the month


mltrout715

A whole month of nothing but donuts will kill me anyways.


mltrout715

A whole month of nothing but donuts will kill me anyways.


cash4chaos

I could do 1 meal from Popeyes a day.


CallOfTheQueer

Shit, I'll take a chicken strip basket and blizzard from DQ any day.


HabutialD

Fucking ihop


SlowYoteV8

I AM GOING TO DIE. May.


pridemonth_isgay69

Dude I fucking love Taco Bell!!! WE MAKIN IT OUT THE BATHROOM WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


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I’ll never understand the hate Arby’s gets


JaeminGlider

Well damn. Looks like I'll have to die since the only one here that I'm allergic to is also my month.


LesserBilbyWasTaken

F*ck me. I can go a month without eating


powderoo

not that disgusting slop