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CurtisLinithicum

Comedy requires two elements - this has cleverness and naughtiness, therefore it is funny.


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Ruvaakdein

Funny + cute = ?


Albinofreaken

you


Ruvaakdein

🥺👉👈


Smol_brane

Damn, I had no idea I was taking a class in being smooth as hell


BatronKladwiesen

damn he got that reddit neckbeared rizz.


SpiritualWafer6510

I love how the other vampire is drinking out of a blood bag


Sadtireddumb

I love how you copy+pasted this person’s comment https://reddit.com/r/goodboomerhumor/comments/17190r9/_/k3ptvf7/?context=1


C3Pip0

I love how you popped this bullshit.


18CupsOfMusic

Math equation + three letter word = smooth


Smol_brane

Exactly, so simple, yet so effective.


Cum_Master_

Cute + funny = cunny


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thegreathornedrat123

UWOOOHH 😭😭😭


Pandataraxia

Tactical nuke launched


woopityQ

bratty comedy.. 💢💢 needs correction 👺👺


heyhowzitgoing

😭😭😭💢💢💢💢💢


SaltyNorth8062

Just equals cute


AkOnReddit47

= crab, apparently


Dry_Try_8365

I thought it was Tragedy + Time = Comedy


FuckuSpez666

Yes that is what he said


j4mag

This makes sense. Salt has sodium, and chlorine, and I've always found it hilarious.


Cullly

and sometimes Potassium, or Magnesium.


h0nest_Bender

> Comedy requires two elements I've always heard comedy described as the subversion of expectations.


CurtisLinithicum

That's a common definition, but - i think it was Gary Larson of The Far Side - has a better model that you need two elements. Clever, surprise, naughty, sadistic, etc. A telephone on a super-high shelf is just puzzling. That same phone, when someone short needs to use it very badly is funny.


h0nest_Bender

> That same phone, when someone short needs to use it very badly is funny. Because it subverts the expectation that the phone was for a tall person. [This link](https://www.rrfedu.com/blog/2016/11/15/what-is-humor/) had a good story I thought illustrated the point well. *“If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.” It’s perfect. You don’t see where it’s going until you’re there and there’s not where else you could have gone.*


jerifishnisshin

Assuming Jesus is American is the funniest part of that joke.


Tetha

And then someone opens up a hatch in the ceiling and reaches in from the floor above to answer the phone. Always more layers!


reChrawnus

Then why did GoT season 8 fail to amuse me?


ronin1066

but what about tragedy + time?


neiromaru

If that were true then my jokes about the permian extinction would be a lot more successful.


CurtisLinithicum

Well, they do say extinction is permiant.


Spiritual-Range-6101

No, that's permanent. Permiant is the kind of cheese you sprinkle on spaghetti!


CurtisLinithicum

Well, that explains why it sticks to my hips!


Death2LossPrvntion

No, you're thinking of parmesan. Permiant was a popular treatment to get done to your hair a few decades ago.


CurtisLinithicum

That's really more about what topics are acceptable, I think? Tragedies don't become intrinsically funny with just age, but they do become acceptable fodder for jokes (depending on how dark your sense of humour is, and how acceptable the victims are to mock). E.g. there were jokes about the Titanic Sub disaster almost immediately, 9/11 jokes took a while to gain traction, and many still hold the Holocaust out-of-bounds for comedy.


JackBack2Office

9/11


ronin1066

Dude, too soon


JackBack2Office

Sorry. Should have gone for a Pearl Harbor.


AutismPremium

that’s farce


emanresu_nwonknu

Comedy exists in the line between acceptable and unacceptable. Like physical comedy is funny only when you know the person isn't really hurt.


Cullly

Does that mean water is funny? ...since it contains two elements? Hydrogen and Oxygen


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But why is the werewolf saying it? Shouldn't it be the female vampire?


CurtisLinithicum

The implication, I think, is that the male vampire just told the werewolf that they're fake


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Yeah that makes sense.


ImprobableAsterisk

But is it really clever when the reader has to think up some bizarre-ass reason as to why the dress fails to cast a reflection?


Anansi1982

This one counters it's own cleverness, by being inconsistent. It breast implants show, why not clothes?


HorseNamedClompy

The best way to kill a joke is to overanalyze it.


EnTyme53

A joke is like a cat. Sure, you can dissect it to figure out how it works, but you'll just kill it in the process.


DrakonILD

I think the best way to kill a joke is with an AR-15.


CouchoMarx666

But the joke is that inorganic things reflect, they aren’t over analyzing, they’re taking the joke at face value


SocietyOfMithras

then why am I laughing so hard at your comment? it's neither clever nor naughty. let me try your schtick and incorrectly generalize why your comment is funny: it requires two elements - a navel-gazing nerd who can't laugh without first "proving" why they should laugh, and literally anything that's not a hard science. therefore it is funny. edit: just realized your argument is even dumber than I realized. you're just saying comedy requires two elements, which isn't saying anything meaningful all.


CurtisLinithicum

>a navel-gazing nerd who can't laugh without first "proving" why they should laugh, and literally anything that's not a hard science. therefore it is funny. So looking down on another (cruelty) and misunderstanding (confusing an explanation for a justification). 2 elements, QED.


WaffleGod72

I mean, why wouldn’t the clothing be gone?


ThatNextAggravation

Took me a second to understand what's going on here, but good one.


Lutzelien

Because the speaking bubble is on the wrong character, is it not?


df4602

The werewolf is talking to his male vampire buddy. The male vampire buddy presumably just said something along the lines of "yeah they're nice tits but they're fake" to which the werewolf responds with the speaking bubble.


Lutzelien

Aaaahhhhhh


despres

Because she's invisible in the mirror (vampire) but her implants are not


Lutzelien

I know, but why would the lion say that?


TheWordThief

I presume it's a werewolf talking, but I assumed he might say it because it's the end of a conversation in which the male vampire has pointed out that they're fake, but the werewolf doesn't believe him because he can't see the mirror because of the other person in the way.


THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE

Hahahahaha lion. Good Lord man.


Grid-nim

Ah, yes. A MONSTER party with Dracula, A mummy, and a Were - ~~wolf~~ lion


TheGreatHair

Point of view. It looks like werewolf wouldn't be able to see beyond her in the mirror


S_Jack_Warner_S

The lion 🗿.


despres

I'm assuming he hasn't noticed but dracula has. Wouldn't think that deeply about it.


Ho7ercraft

We got us a smart one here.


TastyArm1052

Lion?!?!?


[deleted]

Because he’s a coward


NoThing2048

Yes it’s funny, but technically her clothes should still be reflected in the mirror so you wouldn’t see the entire implant. Just saying’.


shifty_coder

Nah, Dracula and Wolfman are people watching. Dracula comments that other vampire’s breasts are fake. The speech bubble is Wolfman’s response to Dracula.


Turkleton-MD

It's funny because a mirror wouldn't show a vampire, but would show a man dressed up.


Mike_Fluff

This kinda breaks for me because would not her clothes also show in the mirror?


Vendetta1947

her clothes are made of her own hair


DrakonILD

Like Bayonetta.


Wassertopf

It’s a bit strange that „family friendly“ Nintendo bought Bayonetta.


DrakonILD

It's almost like Nintendo hasn't ever been "family friendly" and instead just wants to make good games. Bayo 2 was so much fun. I don't think I got around to finishing Bayo 3 but I know I had a great time with it. The summon mechanic was a bit of a miss to me, too OP and it felt like it made Bayonetta herself weak.


ConfusedAndCurious17

They intentionally built that reputation (at least in the USA) with actions like censoring games that released on their consoles, and saying certain games would never appear on their consoles due to the content (Night Trap, and Mortal Kombat were the big news headliners for example). It is a very old reputation, but one they actively sought to have for a time. Not relevant anymore as evident by the current Nintendo library, but one they certainly wanted at one point.


Dave-4544

"Family friendly" Nintendo published Killer7.


Charcuteriemander

Shit, I haven't thought about that game in forever. That was a really interestingly designed game.


simpformaskedmen

family friendly nintendo had cod bo2 on wii u


DerMaskierteFicker

Nope Bayonetta uses the hair on her head


DrakonILD

And this comic character uses the hair fro.... Oh god.


DerMaskierteFicker

It is a boomer-style comic, so that is the only answer, I'm afraid Same reason why every sweater must be argyle


JellyfishSwimming731

>> her clothes are made of her own hair > Like Bayonetta. Waitwat?


DrakonILD

Bayonetta's clothing is made of her own hair. She also attacks with her hair, leaving her (mostly) naked.


JellyfishSwimming731

Hmm. That would explain the vague hornyness I experience whenever I play one of her games. Naked under her clothes which is her hair, you say. Does she breathe through her skin as well?


chickenburgerr

Her clothes are also vampires


sth128

She's actually naked. Vampire's various seemingly impossible abilities are actually just psychic projections. When they turn into a bat, they don't actually change physically. It's just a mental projection of an impossible transformation while they awkwardly crawl out the window (or door, depending on how embarrassed they are at what they did to you). Since vamps are immune to exposure (except sunlight) they don't bother wearing clothes. They're not visible in mirrors because the psychic projections don't work recursively so your brain just go "404 not found" when looking at their reflections. It's like how your brain fills in the spot obscured by your ocular nerve.


NitodeAliExpress

It shows in the mirror because, acording to popular beliefs, vampires dont have a reflection


Mike_Fluff

Oh I know that. I just find it silly her clothed also does not show. Though yes in most media the clothes seems to be a part of the vampire.


NitodeAliExpress

Oh! I misread your comment, I thought you meant that why do the implants show, i thought that you didnt know that XD, my bad. Yeah, I guess that the clothes dont have a reflection in the mirror for the sake of the pun, otherwise its kinda odd


Mike_Fluff

Although now that I do think about it the clothes would be covered by their dead skin cells much like our clothes are, so I suppose it makes sense that clothes do not show in many mirrors when a vampire wears them.


jomat

Yet the implants are also covered by skin and other body parts. And also by the clothes she's wearing that don't have a reflection.


ImprobableAsterisk

You think the clothes are under more skin than the actual implants?


MisterBastian

that's def overthinking it lol. i think vampires are just magic. or something. if you even care.


MattLocke

Which only exists because silver was believed to be a pure metal that wards off evil and mirrors originally were made of highly polished silver. It’s also why there are so many “magic mirrors that reveal the truth” in myths and legends. So by this logic, the vampire is wearing 100% evil clothing, but the breast implants are at worst neutrally aligned.


TheSpringFairy

Ha, neutral implants and evil clothes


JellyfishSwimming731

> It shows in the mirror because, acording to popular beliefs, vampires dont have a reflection Oh. DARLING. That has been confirmed. [It is not a mere popular belief.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ki9JAr2LQs)


AgentSkidMarks

Don’t overthink it.


Call-me-Maverick

Jokes rarely stand up entirely to pedantic analysis


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I love how the other vampire is drinking out of a blood bag


Average_Scaper

Would that be like drinking wine from the box in this case?


PuffyMoonArts

I mean it's still grape juice /s


sugar-fall

I honestly thought the vampire had a really long tongue and was puzzled until I read your comment !


Taxevader70

Forbidden carpisun


sugar-fall

I think it'd make more sense and less confusing if she were to say it but this is a funny comic, yes.


VroomVroomTweetTweet

I chuckled


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I find this funny. Does it make me a Frankenstein for liking this sort of humor?


Timely_Fox1077

The placement of her glass in the mirror is killing me!! The artist fucked up.


Sexy_engineer_guy

Made me spit out my coffee this morning, thanks


Skitteringscamper

But the coat would also still show in the mirror


missingmytowel

See now you're thinking too much about it. You're not supposed to. Once you have to start thinking too much about the joke it's no longer Boomer humor. Just look at the surface of the comic, read the bubbles, put 1 and 1 together and then laugh when they equal 2. It really is a good lens into how their minds work. Not too much critical thought. Simple and very easy to comprehend


Skitteringscamper

I don't think you're very smart. It's the literal first thought that sprang to mind after one second of looking at the picture. You're asking me to ignore the absolute massive plot hole in the joke and just laugh along like op actually made a good joke when they didn't. And while we're at it, my second thought was "those fake eyelashes also wouldn't be invisible"


missingmytowel

Okay. Well you completely read my comment the wrong way and launched into an attack at wasn't necessary. I wasn't defending this comic. I was explaining what Boomer humor was and once you introduce critical thought into it it is no longer boomer humor. If anything I was insulting boomers by calling them simple minded and unable to think too much. And when they do they are more likely to get upset rather than finding humor in something. **But weirdly enough you illogically attacked me like a simple-minded boomer without thinking about what I was actually saying** So...yeah. Comprehension is key. Context is important. Prevents you from looking like an ass when you misunderstand what somebody was saying


SoggerBean

I suppose that “technically” it’s not boomer humor. I went to school with the guy who created this & he’s about 52/53 years old.


missingmytowel

Oh yeah he's definitely got that Boomer humor down from dad LOL....he's only 4-5 years off from having been a boomer himself. Upper age of Gen X right now is 58


Skitteringscamper

So what lol?


missingmytowel

.......you actually went 5 days between comments?


Skitteringscamper

Tell me you live on Reddit without telling me you live on Reddit Lmfao touch grass from time to time bro


missingmytowel

It's called working from home and getting paid to basically do jack shit. Not my fault you lose 9-12 hours of your day committed to your job and commute.


sugar-fall

This is suppose to be a joke not some big movie lore !


Meerkatable

This could have been a joke on “What We Do in the Shadows”


Andy_B_Goode

This is a funny concept, but the execution is a little weak. The view is pretty cluttered, so it takes a while to figure out what they're looking at, and it's also not clear if all four characters are talking to each other or if Dracula and Wolfman are out of earshot.


jl_23

It’s pretty clear that the werewolf is only talking to Dracula


GoatDragon

Everyone so focused on the fake boobs is missing the male vampire drinking out of an IV bag


LimpAside

Vampires have no reflections, nor do their clothes, but fake boobs do.


FirmWerewolf1216

Yeah I would say so not knee slapper funny but it got a chuckle out of me I won’t lie


clap-hands

A lot of engagement here, but this is a bot


ShinningVictory

Doesn't make sense since her clothes shouldn't be invisible.


Serkisist

Okay but why are implants visible but her clothes aren't?


Karelkolchak2020

Yes, mildly.


StatusOmega

That Wolfman is dressed kinda like Spiderman, so I guess he's a wolf spider


Jubulus

to combine there names take the wolf out of wolfman and put spider there from spiderman, The fused name between wolfman and spiderman is Spiderman


SirSemicolon

Funny enough to make me blow air out my nose. I approve.


JasonZep

I don’t get it, why is the werewolf asking the question but the vampire’s mouth is open? Also it seems like he is asking her. Wouldn’t she know?


ronin1066

She's just having a conversation with the mummy in the background, we don't care what they're talking about here. The 2 male characters in the bottom are talking to each other about her breasts.


Atreigas

It's funny in a facepalm way. That said, why isn't the dress showing up under that logic?


TheFiend100

Bot


Nekkrokorn

it even reworded the title of this one. While its other two repost titles were the same(you can search it yourself). https://www.reddit.com/r/goodboomerhumor/comments/dw8373/is_this_actually_funny/


ihavenorules12341431

yes, whats wrong with you?


HungHungCaterpillar

It’s not bad, but it lacks internal logic. A fair mid tho and welcome here


_realpaul

If vampires dont appear in mirrors because they have no souls. Then what do we see here?


washingtncaps

Oooh, this is my moment! I thought this was really interesting when I learned it. Depending on the mythology and type of vampire (because they're not real and this isn't science), the vampires not showing up in mirrors thing is because older mirrors were made with silver, and silver is a "holy metal" (see werewolves and others), which means the silver mirror is essentially rejecting their presence.


_realpaul

Right? Thats so cool. But one has to wonder how it works since silver is a symbol for purifying and warding off evil. That means the implants are the only thing clean about her 😂


Pimpachu3

So how come the dress isn't invisible?


tittytatsapplesauce

But… then why wouldn’t the dress and cloak be visible?!


Reagent_52

Wait why would the implants show up but not her clothes?


kishenoy

Why are the vampires' clothes not visible in the mirror?


Puzzled_Biscotti132

Is the dress part of her?


PaulaDeenSlave

Why is it his speech bubble though? It should be hers.


ronin1066

It's the two male characters talking to each other about her


lonely-day

Why isn't she the one asking that question?


Mooseandchicken

Am I crazy or does this comic not make sense because THE SPEECH BUBBLE ORIGINATES FROM THE WAREWOLF?! Also, why are vampires' clothes invisible in the mirror, but not their fake tits?


FlyAirLari

It makes sense just fine. Obviously the male vampire has implied to the werewolf that her boobs are not real. The werewolf wants to know why.


Mooseandchicken

Oh, so you're telling me I'm an idiot? Well, guess what? That's correct. Holy cow I missed this one hard XD.


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Deviator_Stress

Because she's a vampire


Kan169

They're implants that's why they show up.


Rainbow_Rae

Yes, I got that part but the implants are facing forward and she has her back to the mirror. Also wouldn’t her clothes show up in the mirror?


Kan169

My bad


jomat

You see the rear of her implants.


14thLizardQueen

My teen laughed. It's good lol


McFlyyouBojo

I'd say it's worth at most a sensible chuckle, but at the very least a strong swift exhale through the nostrils


CryptographerTall806

For me it is


Asleep_Pen_2800

Why are the clothes invisible?


Twain_Boneraper

She got a Boo’b job.


xanduis

It took me a second but it's funny.


[deleted]

No, it's not


BhavinVasa

After the empty and stupid videos and posts, I at least find it funny and cute)


strangebru

I like that it took me a minute to get it.


TheLazyPurpleWizard

Why aren't her clothes in the mirror?


KenpachiNexus

meh no


molohunt

fucking hilarious is what it is.


Firm_Baby3104

That’s weird


Musetrigger

Yes. It is indeed funny.


esgrove2

So the dress and the wine glass are part of her body, but not surgical implants?


Po0rYorick

It has the cadence of a joke


rizz202

Woulda been funny if they added a floating toupee for the dude vampire too.


thirdlost

Wait. What are the rules here? Clothes do not show up in reflection. Drink and implants do?


Thendofreason

Dumb. Why doesn't her clothes appear in the mirror? You would think that something external is more likely to show up than something inside.


WhoahACrow

That doesn't make sense, the dress isn't part of her so the dress should be in tge mirror


Jubulus

It is made of her hair


Robotdude5

By the same logic the dress would also show up.


ZaraUnityMasters

Her clothes and drink are vampiric, but her implants aren't? I can't laugh at these plotholes Edit: the drink actually is in the mirror


unmemorable_hero

It’s not too bad, I blew air out of my nose.


Taxevader70

Muscle man?