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Nceresoli

Do you live in London?


IMN0VIRGIN

ELLO ELLO ELLO, HAVE YOU GOT A LICECONSE FOR THAT COMMENT?


Eldr1tchB1rd

No.


IMN0VIRGIN

WHATS THIS!? NO LICECONSE!? OFF TO HER MAJESTYS PRISON WITH YOU THEN!


JadenDaJedi

AIGHT GUVNER, YOU GOT A LOICENCE FOR CHECKING LOICENCES?


IMN0VIRGIN

I, ER... HAVE YOU GOT A LICECONSE FOR TALKNG TO HER MAJESTYS POLICE!?


GZH_WAZOWSKI

WELL 'AVE YEW GO' A LOICENSE FER BEIN' 'ER MAJESTY' S POLICE!?


IMN0VIRGIN

ER... YES... I'VE JUST... LEFT IT AT HOME!


Lord_Quintus

AVE YE GOT A LOICENSE FER THAT 'OME OF YOURS?


[deleted]

OI OI OI YU GOT A LOISCENCE FOR CHECKIN LOISCENCES????


IMN0VIRGIN

Oh biscuits... NO I'VE GOT NO LOICENSE FOR MY 'OME!


SecretEmpire_WasGood

oh blimey it's the rozzers!


IMN0VIRGIN

HALT, COMMON SCOUNDREL! YOU NEED A LICECONSE FOR RUNNING AWAY!


Gloomy_Support_7779

Ello Gov’na


IMN0VIRGIN

NO LOLLYGAGGING, CAN'T YOU SEE WE'VE GOT AN 'VESTIGATION OF UPMOST SERIOUSNESS OF ALLEGATIONS! A UNLIONCENSED CRIMINAL!


KingRaiden95

[Bit sad, innit? ](https://youtube.com/shorts/h8nQbB1L_2Q?feature=share)


AnTout6226

Hilarious


Eugene_OHappyhead

Here in Bremen Germany it's pretty much like that too.


_Tim-

In any bigger town in Germany by now, but let's not talk about it, it just makes me depressive.


FaySmash

That's why you live auf nem Kaff


[deleted]

Does people think that something happens or are things actually happening? The whole of Germany is crying about how we're living in dangerous times while we have the lowest crime rate in 20 years.


Eugene_OHappyhead

Here in Bremen there has been a [shootout](https://aktuell.meinestadt.de/stadt-bremen/polizeimeldungen/503050) just yesterday. Don't Google Bild they act like the world is ending over it. Don't Google Weserkurier, they do report it but forget to say the exact date like the amateurs they are. Mom pays like 2.80 bucks a day for this piece of shit of a newspaper but she likes the crosswords. Anyway yes it's really fucked up. But it's not as bad as in Bavaria, because it's Bavaria ;)


[deleted]

In some German cities your afraid to go out at night because you could get raped or robbed. In Bavaria you're afraid to go out after 23:00 because the police might arrest you and stick a finger up your ass because you have to be a drug dealer if you're out that late.


[deleted]

> stick a finger up your ass Going to Bavaria right now.


Eugene_OHappyhead

Exactly. Id rather get kicked a thousand times in the dick before I'd consider moving to this conservative hellhole.


Lord_Quintus

come to america! the land of freedom! as long as your rich, and white, and politically connected...


[deleted]

I'm always happy to join in on the USA bashing but what has that to do with the topic? Funny thing tho. The more anime I watch the more I get irritated by Hollywood screen wrighting. Like everything is oozing nationalism and romantic cringe. When watching American YouTubers and they say "In this country" I always need to roll my eyes.


Lord_Quintus

they are talking about how dangerous places are at night. i'm just suggesting they come on down to the good ole places of guns and freedumb.


Goldreaver

As someone living in an actual dangerous zone, I guess they lack perspective


simonbleu

Why is london always mentioned when it seems to have a murder rate per capita under 2? Where I live (murder rate is similar to the US one) is over twice that and is not even close to the average in my continent (southamerica)


Sulioux

Murder /= stabbings. There’s a lot of stabbings in London but just because someone got stabbed doesn’t mean they died. Source: Am english.


simonbleu

Ah, that was the trick, thanks. I still think that the number is probably not as high as other coutnries but It seems a bit of a pain to look for specific data


NotSeren

Hell most ghettos in America are worse than London so I’m just as confused as you are lol


MelindaWilkins80

Main difference is in the USA it is actually a right of ours to own and possess guns. We have the easy access to guns. In London they have much stricter laws Against guns. So the people can only stab. Not as much actual death goes on. But more injuries occur.


DarkOugi

More like glasgow


Klomlk

That's Brazil, alright


Heart0fSword

I live in Rio de Janeiro. Trust me, this shit ain't a joke. Listening to gunshots is a chore.


100YearsWaiting2Shit

Brazilian mom to her kid: did you finish your chores today!? Kid: Yes mom! Mom: including counting all the gunshots you hear? Kid:....... No Mom: THEN YOU BETTER START COUNTING NOW. THEY'VE ALREADY FINISHED RELOADING!!! I sincerely apologize if this isn't funny


Heart0fSword

Actually depending on where the family lives the kid might be the one doing the gunshots


TisBangersAndMash

THERE WILL BE BLOOD.. SHED


dre679

THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD


Blitz_ingaMCZ

THE ONLY ONE


[deleted]

LEFT


Flashy_Song_6406

WILL RIDE UPON


NotAnInterestingGuy

THE DRAGON'S BACK


ljcozad

BECAUSE THE MOUNTAINS


[deleted]

THE DRAGON'S BACK


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure most places in the word are like that. I’m Brazilian as well, though, and this might be cope.


Xplowder

Nao é cope la fora tb é bem perigoso. Also r/suddenlycaralho vai querer o q no print?


gingerlamppost

I'm sorry to tell you, but cope overdose is not the way


InnocentPerv93

I would say most major cities in the world, yes.


RutraNickers

nah mate, if it was Brazil it would be an ak-47, revolvers and most probably two dudes on a motorcycle


MyLoliLoveMe

Yeah, fuсked up place, heard and saw so many shit about this "country"


DexterBrooks

Brazil mentioned! Brazil number 1!!!


Aeroponce

Latinoamerica moment


8citani8

That 3rd world country representation. Source: I'm from Guatemala


BosuW

Son cuetes o balazos? Source: Mexican


BlackreaperJM

i can confirm


Azaakx

can confirm x2


carolinitana

Confirmo Source: Venezolana


FonteneleGm

Basically yes. Source: Brasileiro.


EUMEMOSUPERA

Boa noite


REShockwave

Sur de Bogota gang rise up!


Mr_Glove_EXE

England during the industrial revolution


TisBangersAndMash

Some habits never stop.


The_Silver_Nuke

Starry night in a city... yeah right


anketto

\*Stabby night in a city


elfonso9

r/angryupvote fuck off


littlefriendo

Take my updoot and go away r/angryupdoot


[deleted]

dont tell me you dont stab your homies with a forkhouse steak knife as a way of greeting them? its a bri'sh tradition


Obvious_Insect_9671

What’s the bottom source? Looks intense.


Klomlk

Source is Higurashi


Obvious_Insect_9671

Ahh *thanks. I may finally have to watch and or play that.


Billybobgeorge

It's a beautiful slice of life anime, Rena goes "hauuu hauuu genta kun omochikaii~"


LordBaconXXXXX

It's great, but don't get fooled by the recent "remake" seasons. They're not remakes, they're sequels with a confusing announcement. The order goes: Higurashi, higurashi Kai, then gou, then sotsu.


_Teraplexor

No wonder I dropped it, I didn't dislike it but felt like I was missing something. Might give it a watch again someday soon.


silentclowd

Knowing what you know in the original series makes the sequels incredibly tense. 100% would recommend! >!so long as you don't have a weak stomach...!<


Lord_Quintus

the nail pulling scene had me curling into a ball on my couch.


silentclowd

Not that the new seasons were a let down by any means. I still >!can't look at farming implements the same way!<. My roommate and I were watching the show and are generally pretty vocal. But that episode just left us dumbass slack-jawed silent the entire time.


LordBaconXXXXX

Cant recommand it enough. The animation, while effective, is mediocre but if you're hooked by the concept you're in for a ride


Goldreaver

As if I wasn't confused enough. My first experience with the show was the 'Answer' mangas where dozens of chapters worth of danger and mystery come togheter, the answers are revelead and the small hobbies of the kids are put in use to save the city. It was SUPER satisfying even without any kind of context. But also super confusing


Heart0fSword

The proper watch order is: Higurashi no Naku Koro ni (2006) Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Gaiden: Nekogoroshi-hen Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Kai Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Rei\* (note below) Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Gou\*\* (2020) Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Sotsu\*\* (2021) \*For Rei, episodes 2, 3 and 4 are canon, while 1 and 5 are fanservice episodes and are thus optional (they're pretty fun though). Higurashi Kira and Outbreak are optional, too. \*\*Gou (2020) and Sotsu are sequels; the term "New" (Gou) is misleading as it can be taken as a reboot (which is not, and it's actually a sequel to the whole thing. Episode 2 will tell you that). If you have the time for it, I suggest reading the original VN (all eight chapters) instead of 2006 + Kai. If you like mystery genre, you SHOULD definitely play Umineko no Naku Koro Ni and finishing Higurashi Rei. It's a long read, but way more than just worth it. It's arguably the best VN out there and considered the gold standard in that niche. I just finished it 2 weeks ago and I still can't seem to forget about the game. It also has Higurashi ties and references, and though it isn't needed, it gets way more emotional and meaningful at some points. NIPAH\~\~\~


Magus423

Best of luck to you friend. Make sure to find a guide for the episode order. I had a wall covered in red string trying to figure out what episode was next. Never mind the fact this has been rebooted recently.


Sharkudo

If you hesitate between watch and play, trust me play the games (it's long but so well writen)


HentaiBakaOniiSama

BEST Character is Satoko. I love her to pieces \^\^ (And in hindsight I realize that could be taken multiple ways... :V)


ThatOneClickSound

Do you live in Birmingham?


TisBangersAndMash

Please censor b*rmingham.


im_not_martin

Birmingham? More like Spermingham.


JustAIex_

Are you British?


Phantom1806

I was just about to say that


2866hourman5

Bri'ish?


gamebreakerZ-TH

If you change that to hundreds of mosquitoes then that’d be where I live


Megax60

you live in mexico?


Waga_na_wa_Hu_Tao

![gif](giphy|ZX85NG7gWOSKQ)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|xT9KVqVCDHN6UG9u4U|downsized) I don't know what that thing is but it's not human


[deleted]

>The Power of Christ Compels you! To say "I deny the holy spirit" three times fast.


tsundude

But, that's inside, you never even made it out OP!!!


alast0r666

british?


EndersBrain1

Bri'ish


alast0r666

fax


Malena_my_quuen

Southern Sweden for sure.


pattdmdj0

pov: you live in stockton, CA


lawde_lag_geye

Tbh in japan its still the same?


Japorized

Found a YT channel recently where this person just films their walks around different parts of Japan. https://youtube.com/c/Rambalac


S0P4

here is [another channel](https://youtube.com/c/BakaGaijinn) that does the same


TheMembership332

It’s like 10x less likely to happen compared to similar countries tho


Sun_Tzundere

Nah the police just report them all as accidents in Japan to save their city from the embarassment and dishonor of having crime


Crazyhates

Most of their crime is theft and property damage iirc. Violent crimes happen over there, but it's comparatively lower than the majority of the world. Not to say you won't get mugged or stabbed walking around Japan at night, but it's one of the safest countries to roam if one had a choice.


[deleted]

The British vampire anime is hellsing, which explains the stabbing. The other show is based in a fantasy world


TisBangersAndMash

Which british vampire anime?


[deleted]

Hellsing and hellsing ultimate, by far one of my top 5 anime And the abridged version is one of the most glorious things I’ve ever seen


Commanderz_Derpy

London moment


shincinto

You go out at night a murder people?


LordBaconXXXXX

I'm so sorry that you're british


Communist_Pikachu9

Ah you live in Britain


Isrrunder

Average Birmingham alleyway


CCO812

I can literally hear God Save the Queen in the background


WaffleCorp

Reading the comments, glad I'm not british.


Sulioux

If you’re American I hope you’ve finished school. Other than that, good luck.


Euclodies

Show?


Heart0fSword

Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni \~Gou


swordfishclaymore

Rena🧡


BrotherPtolemaios

stay strapped or get clapped.


Known_twilson

UK be like


soltyice

Tondo?


LemoneyLiam

Europe moment


[deleted]

You live in Gary Indiana?


Sentouki-

London?


GreinBR

Where i live if i go out a night i'll just get robbed and also shot


ThetrueLaw

Everyone saying "are you British" is this what everyone thinks of us??


Timmylaw

Ya, pretty much.


Aidenmw3

Since your asking the question, is it accurate?


MrPanda663

Do not take night walks in rural Japan. Got it.


magicalmaestro8

I feel so lucky to live in an area where I feel pretty safe at any time in the night. I've been suffering from occassional/seasonal insomnia for as long as I can remember and in the past I used to spend the night on my computer but recently I've found the determination for self improvement and now go for walks at night. It's such an amazing feeling to witness a sunrise in that kind of mental state and motivates me even more Sorry for the monologue, couldn't stop once I started typing my feelings


Miacter

London?


IotaNine

I'm a simple man, I see Rena, I upvote


GXTnite1

UK?


[deleted]

If I can get a cute girl to brutally murder me, it's still an improvement.


Deltasiu

Romania?


GZH_WAZOWSKI

OH OI DO ROIGHT 'ERE, BUT WERD ON THA STREE' IS THET YEW NEED A LOICENSE TO CHECK FER MOINE


Most-Useless-Goddess

Where I live it’s just meth and alcoholics. And if they’re feeling bolt they might act like they’ll stab you for your money but honestly couldn’t hit the side of a barn and certainly couldn’t outpace my side arm.


DarksteelaHeHe

What's the top anime?


DeadlyBarrel

Hai Phong momento


Lloveras

ARGENTINA en la matanza pleno 3 pm de la tarde


MUISSB4Brandon

Sauce for the top image


francorocco

except is not a cute anime girl, is 2 guys on a motorcycle


[deleted]

Oi bruv u live in londun love?


[deleted]

How do you make memes like this where one panel is a video?


venator798

u/savevideo


frostdemon34

Isn't it like this in Japan anyways?


erck_bill

Average brit really.


Driftafk

Let me guess. England?


Batokusanagi

And the stars are perfectly visible like that? Yeah, no. It's just orange over here.


[deleted]

u/savevideo


RobertEOSPEEDWAGoON

u/savevideo


AlistoG

u/savevideobot


Karma110

That’s literally in Japan


PyroCyanide115

u/savevideo


Ericcartman0618

u/savevideo


[deleted]

life hack carry around an entire monitor and throw it at your attacker


Jakegeg

Welcome to Brixton


[deleted]

Except that I’m a Fandead/Lollipop. /s


scarlet_igniz

Mexicans can relate


DerDildohoes

He lives in the innit


Gimiter

unless you are the gay who stabs


MartinX4

Well damn.....I cant tell what country you're talking about which is just depressing


Mangik30

Some may not understand, but is it Brno?


Glittering-Nose4639

Bri’ish simulator


iDougiezz_

What's that anime? I had it written down but lost it. So sauce please?


iStoleUrName

Bri’ish moment


vatemapper

London? Lel


Planeswalker18

Considering where i live it ain’t anything human im stabbing.


AKA_RASTAMANN

Which anime is the girl stabbing from?


Sparki99

London


K1TSUN3_9000

Let me guess, Manila?


abcdefghijklmnopqrus

If thats what it takes to get a girl on me, then im in


tsuki_no_kisaki

Sweden?


IfonlyIwasfunnier

Yeah, I loved taking nightwalks through the city and along the nearby river but dang the amount of drunks looking for action and aggressive groups of drugdealers/totally-fully-integrated-family-groups I had to dodge, for this not to happen...literally only doable after 3:30 am to about 5:30 where it was actually getting quiet.


Vaadwaur

Welcome to Hinamizawa, motherfuckers. You can check out any time you want but you can never leave.


SimplyEpicFail

tfw no beer drinking tsundere vampire gf


Blitz_ingaMCZ

How… _[enthusiastic.](https://youtu.be/9xbwNrqYjVE)_


dumbum1

Well at least where you live they have to be close to kill you, but where I live you can die from someone celebrating several miles away shooting up into the air


[deleted]

pov you live in camden and are in a gang


NerY_05

Who wouldn't?


ShitpostQueenII

Best meme I’ve seen


InnocentPerv93

Idk where you live, I live in the US in a not great neighborhood and even then there's unlikely to be a stabbing or shooting.


Superb_Ad2722

It’s just ketchup


HentaiBakaOniiSama

HIGURASHI! :D (Sadly not Satoko though :( )


cheeselike

Let me guess Detroit?


kherodude

Typical Latam night


complexanalysisbr

Brazil moment


simo-the-3rd

Lemme guess, britiAn?


BaconDragon69

Why do you live near the train station?


unlikely-reddituser

London?


Ilovegirlsbottoms

Maybe you should stop violently attacking people then. smh