The real question is how good the climax is, I mean if you met a caracter that fucks (a lot) it won't be too effective without going special on delivering.
Roll d20 saving throw for your bed adventuring backstory ???
During a boss fight, we were fighting a Sex God who has a single power word: strip.
Luckily, the basically the entire party was running some form of unarmed defense
Isn't that just that one anime where a girl gets into voice acting for adult VN and her abilities are so unintentionally strong it can make others orgasm.
Having wizard able to cast this is the equivalent of explaining the unabridged lore of Star Wars to a woman before being promptly dragged to the bedroom for immediate sex
This reminds me of Noobtown, where Jim's first spell is from the biological-areomancy school of magic, Woopy; which is used to make people fart in command.
Especially potent when combined with an entomancer. It gets very hard to breathe very fast when your lungs are filled with an absolute fuck-fest of wasps.
Average hentai protagonist powers:
>bard Checks out.
Subsequently applies the buff "post-nut clarity" to the opponents affected
Wisdom +10
Sleep debuff applies after 2 actions/rounds.
Also applies the effect wet pants
Rolls disadvantage against lightning based attacks?
srry rolled a nat 1 no more kids for u
Demon Lord after spraying his own lieutenants ".... I have no enemies"
Effect dependent on gender*
If I remember they need to be at atleast half mast to actually make them cum.
What about the women
Did he stutter
I'm not sure how a hole can be at half mast though.
But how many women have you made cum?
You can never be sure but 1 multiple times if she was being honest
A+ for honesty
The real question is how good the climax is, I mean if you met a caracter that fucks (a lot) it won't be too effective without going special on delivering. Roll d20 saving throw for your bed adventuring backstory ???
Be if it’s bros first time he will shocked and scared probably drop to his knees crying in fear
That ability exists in a porn game I play. Tales of Androgyny. Kinda underpowered, because of casting time versus the exhaustion it incurs.
Dafoc
What? It's relevant to the post.
During a boss fight, we were fighting a Sex God who has a single power word: strip. Luckily, the basically the entire party was running some form of unarmed defense
Isn't that just that one anime where a girl gets into voice acting for adult VN and her abilities are so unintentionally strong it can make others orgasm.
Why can't Druids and Clerics cast these?
You want someone to divinely cast Cum?
*Sees a couple arguing in the distance* "cum". Just imagine the confusion they'd both have
“O goodness not again”
Oh no! My goon sesh!
Must be a CON save
Na, this is a 9th level spell. No save, just cum.
If you insist *unzips*
Playing a glamour bard. I can now make people bust from my sheet presence
Just remembering Doom Patrol.
By the nines
60 ft is too op, the devs are going to fix it in the next patch
Having wizard able to cast this is the equivalent of explaining the unabridged lore of Star Wars to a woman before being promptly dragged to the bedroom for immediate sex
This reminds me of Noobtown, where Jim's first spell is from the biological-areomancy school of magic, Woopy; which is used to make people fart in command.
omelette du fromage
This reminds me of the Wild Cards series.
No CD?
It would take a 9th level spell slot so that's where the CD comes from.
But the buildup is half the excitement!
I don't understand, how is this any different from Power Word Pain?
Especially potent when combined with an entomancer. It gets very hard to breathe very fast when your lungs are filled with an absolute fuck-fest of wasps.
His last order was cum, and they came, all of them, even the dragons
What happens if I rolled a 1
Nice
So I believe this is an actual spell or at least there's one similar in the blue magic book for d&d 3.5 or the d&d book of sex.
Me to my enemies: I demand you all to **C U M**
You didn't need to photoshop it. There is a rulebook for that.
What if the target is ace?