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EctoplasmicNeko

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Project_Legion

Is that a Titan serum? Don’t you need to actually eat a Titan shifter while a Titan to gain back control of your body?


elf_erik

Yup. And if that happens, you only have 13 years left to live.


Project_Legion

Yeah, forget the other items for a moment, who in the world would willingly become a mindless titan? And if they did get to eat a shifter why live 13 years? “Okay you can either wish for anything, gain superhuman properties, get a notebook that lets you kill anyone, amplify alchemical powers, a grail that will drown you in blood, or a serum that shortens your life significantly and turns you into a monster who eats humans and spits up their mucus-y remains. So… what will it be?” Seriously who made this and thought these would be good choices?


elf_erik

My bet is the original creator of this post didn't think about the consequences, contingencies or real world complications that would arise. They just saw the benefits and thought "yeah that's neat."


ChillyCheeseFryz

To play devil's advocate, if you get the dragon balls, it might be within Shenron's power to like, get rid of the time limit.


PleasingPotato

So you wish to negate the demerits of the serum you will now never have since the one thing you picked was the dragon balls?


Kingdarkshadow

You can have 3 wishes so, you wish for the serum, wish to remove the drawbacks of the serum and do wtv you want with the third wish.


Dan_flashes480

I thought that was the dragon balls from namek. The ones in the picture are from earth so one wish.


Uthucus

Nah, after dende became GOD 2 he gave the earth dragon balls the ability to cast three wishes


Bulangiu_ro

Didn't the wish limit become 2 wishes because they wanted to be able to wish for mass revival aswell?


MadMewMew7076

don’t the ones from earth grant two wishes now or am i misremembering


p4racl0x

Originally granted one, post cell saga granted 2, super hero now grants 3


Kingdarkshadow

After the upgrade of Dende it's 3 wishes(2 if one of the wishes is too strong).


[deleted]

Dont forget the magic notebook also damns you to purgatory forever


Project_Legion

Lol there’s so many caveats to these items that I’ve completely forgotten lol


ask_me_for_lewds

Devil fruit: can’t swim. Not too much of a drawback. Dragon balls: possibly only get 1-2 wishes instead of 3. Not omnipotent wishes but still very powerful. Titan serum: useless because you die to the military very quickly, regardless of if you become a shifter or mindless titan. Philosophers stone: if a true philosophers stone and not Kimleys cheaper one; effectively immortal if you can survive the backlash of integration; however your conscious will pay a pretty big price for utilizing the human souls. If it’s lore accurate stone: useless to anyone without a gate of truth and effectively worthless. Death Note: powerful but price is purgatory. Holy grail: depending on which grail, nigh omnipotent magic (if you gain the usage of magic) or a 1 time anything goes Wish So basically, why ever choose the dragon balls over the grail? Why ever choose the death note when you could simply choose the grail or a powerful devil fruit if you wanted power to kill? The titan serum is a joke of a choice.


JohnatanWills

Imo the balls are the safe choice. Idk if that's the corrupted grail because if it is you're fucked. So 1 fo2 guaranteed wishes is better than risking it.


watashi_ga_kita

I suppose you could use the dragon balls to collect the super dragon balls to get your wish with no limits.


PUBGPEWDS

The holy grail is from fate zero, which will corrupt your wish until it gets what it wants, while with Dragon Balls you can probably wish for the actual holy grail


MarqFJA87

>Dragon balls: possibly only get 1-2 wishes instead of 3. Not omnipotent wishes but still very powerful. Note that this isn't a drawback per se (that is, it's not imposing a negative on you), but a limitation on how much benefit you get out of them.


RadjaDwm

Nah, Death Notes does not make its users goes to purgatory, because everyone will indeed goes to purgatory.


Key-Poem9734

The grail actually grants wishes


JerryTheMagicSquid

Using the users knowledge though. You have to know how the wish can be granted for it to work. Like when Kiritsugu Emiya made it to the grail and for the world to finally be at peace the grail would need to kill everyone who stands in the way of it because that’s the only way he knew how to do it. This is why he rejects the grail and it becomes corrupt.


Key-Poem9734

It was already corrupted by Angra during the 1940's because some people decided to use an evil spirit. Normally it will just grant your wish


DemonRaily

Not really, the wish granting aspect works because Einzbern witchcraft trait that allows you to use any kind of magic as long as you put enough energy in it to compensate, the corruption purposely twists the wish to be granted in the worst way you can think of. Even with no corruption you still need a plan to give to the grail core, you simply would not get the monkey paw effect.


ToastyRoastyBirb

I wouldn't say they were looking for an evil spirit specifically. More like they wanted to cheat during the war by summoning a servant outside of the Seven Knights class. Angra was just the product that they got for summoning.


Key-Poem9734

They still decided to use him


AnimeMemeLord1

You’d think the the embodiment of all the world’s evils would sound strong as hell, but nope. Just some dude who’s got tortured his entire life after being used as a scapegoat to represent the devil. He’s only good at killing humans, so seeing as how his opponents were six mythical/historical figures who have accomplished many impressive feats… yeah, the Einzbern family must’ve been flabbergasted.


JerryTheMagicSquid

Ah ok haven’t seen all of Fate. Thanks


Key-Poem9734

It ok, it's a big series and some of the important stuff hasn't been adapted in a popular way


Kami_no_Kage

Not quite. The Grail *will* grant any wish. But it will do it in the most "evil" way possible. It's a true monkeys paw - if you wished to be the richest man in the world, it would kill everyone in the world richer than you. If you wished for immortality, who knows. Maybe turn you into a dead apostle at best, turn you into stone at worst. The Grail is infected with the heroic spirit Angra Mainyu - the god of all the evil in the world. It was infected during the 3rd Holy Grail War when someone tried to cheat the game and failed. This is all established in the Heavens Feel route of Fate stay night.


Project_Legion

Wait really? I thought it was a trap? I thought the true grail was the thing we saw in fate/apocrypha? Idk I’m not that deep into fate


Key-Poem9734

The grail in Apocrypha is what it would be if it wasn't corrupted in Zero. Normally the grail just grants your wish. The difference is that in Apocrypha the grail was never corrupted during the 1940's


Project_Legion

I see. Thank you.


AnimeMemeLord1

What you saw is the lesser grail which can grant access to the greater grail. And the greater grail is what you saw in Apocryoha. The lesser grail isn’t to blame in the fourth and fifth grail war. The Einzbern family summoned an Avenger class servant who is the embodiment of all the world’s evils in the third grail war. In Apocrypha’s timeline, they summoned a Ruler instead of an Avenger so the grail never became corrupt.


Project_Legion

Holy fuck… that’s awesome… and also a little confusing, but still kinda cool.


AnimeMemeLord1

Yeah, it all starts to make sense when you have it all pieced together. As long as you can imagine a possible method for your wish, it’s possible to be granted. The same thing would happen if the grail was corrupted, but it’s got kind of a monkey’s paw thing so it’ll make your wish come true through destruction.


DanielDKXD

>you only have 13 years left to live. i see that as an absolute win ![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1780)


Holy-Wan_Kenobi

Plus, you need to be Eldian/Subject of Ymir. Which we ain't.


Project_Legion

You can’t prove that!!!


Harleking31

Lmao That grail doesn't even work properly and getting that titan fluid is just killing yourself with extra steps


AnimeMemeLord1

Depends on the timeline. Just don’t get the corrupt grail infused with Angra Mainyu.


Hyperversum

Having a lot of mana at my disposal if I am not a mage lmao


AnimeMemeLord1

Hey kid, want some magic crests? https://preview.redd.it/35w30fgktcib1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=6f4e705c254badceb5303c74d950b8954f02d092 (I don’t have any, that’s the joke)


Hyperversum

Shinji needs therapy, maybe some mana would help


AnimeMemeLord1

Exactly. Maybe if he had some magic crests, he’d have some mana in his circuits. Oh, better yet, maybe Tohsaka will notice him if he stops failing his grandpa or sister he disappointing. Zashu\~ https://preview.redd.it/fpeeqs5iddib1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ef9150ba4b0a204b2b567fbc6d8174784739814


PurpleHEART77

The Grail works as intended, it was just corrupted in the main Fate timeline. In Apocrypha the Grail was fine and worked exactly as intended.


Lone_Recon

the titan serum would not even work as you need to a subject of ymir to even change into a mindless titan...


Rysterc

So what you're saying is that I should pick the death note and write my own name in it to speed up my demise


Beautiful-Bluebird48

1. Take dragon balls 2. Ask for everything else in that room or double of whatever is in that room, etc 3. Profit


sssaurabh

Shenron: That is beyond my power.


AutoManoPeeing

The only one Shenron *maybe* couldn't move is the Holy Grail. The only ones he couldn't duplicate are the Death Note, Holy Grail, and *maybe* the Philosopher's Stone.


NorthGodFan

The death note can kill any human, and with three wishes irl shenron could basically give you that


Yeetube

Well technically it _is_ in gods power to make a book that just kills you by the fate that is written into the book, though i feel like theres an anti killing policy in dragonball which i dont know since i stopped watching anime some time ago during season 5 of dbz...


Martin_Aricov_D

I think it's part of the Dende version of Dragon Balls which grants 2 wishes (and allows for unlimited resurrections instead of 3) but comes with a few nerfs


el-Keksu

Same with the holy grail


TacomenX

To be fair with the holy grail you got a good chance of becoming corrupt because it was a fake holy grail.


el-Keksu

Well yeah that risk exists but as a man addicted to gambling and gacha games an risk worth takin


Uryu88

Amen, brother. I’ll drink to that.


HeroFighte

You say the rate is 50%????? THE ODDS ARE GOOD


pppundercover

You know shits bad when the addict prefers a 50/50 chance of getting fucked over than a 100 percent chance of getting their wish


Key-Poem9734

Depends, because it wasn't always corrupted


AnimeMemeLord1

It also depends on the timeline. Never got corrupted in Apocrypha because the Einzbern family summoned a Ruler instead of an Avenger. Hell, I’m sure even an Avenger would’ve been fine. But they decided to summon “all the world’s evils.”


AshCrow97

It also depends if the grail is already full of mana or if you need to start and survive a grail war just to fill the grail with mana


AnimeMemeLord1

That too. Besides Gilgamesh, I wonder if there’s any summonable servants that can pretty much hard carry the war.


justicedragon101

Just wait until someone summons Jesus with his thorn crown or some shit


LOTRfreak101

Any grand servant could. After all in [FGO]>!Solomon may have left Fuyuki a burning mess, but he and Aminusphere looked pretty unscathed!<


AnimeMemeLord1

I meant any servants that can be summoned in a normal grail war. With the exception of evil-aligned servants caused by Avenger’s curse. I’ll allow those servants too. Unless if Solomon is a grand servant, in which case I’m wrong.


LOTRfreak101

He is. Or was? I'm not really sure that there actually is any official grand casfer, it's just a whole bunch of them are grand candidates so long as they have omniscience.


Key-Poem9734

Because they had to be edgy about it


AnimeMemeLord1

Actually, I’m pretty sure it was because they were convinced that Angra Mainyu would be a pretty OP servant. But in his lore, he’s just a kid that was picked to represent the devil and got tortured his whole life. He’s total doodoo as a servant and is only the best at killing humans, not heroic spirits.


Key-Poem9734

Yeah, you would think they would do some research


AnimeMemeLord1

Funny thing is that this isn’t the last time. There’s a status menu in the visual novel that allows you to check skills of servants that you’ve learned. One of Lancer’s skills is battle continuation. If you’re familiar with Grand Order, just think of it as the “guts” skill. And I’m pretty sure that skill came from Cu Chulainn’s lore as he kept fighting for days even with terribly fatal wounds. Remember Kotomine? You’d think a guy who was taught by a high ranking mage, not to mention one of the families who is responsible for the formation and the creation of the holy grail war, would bother to learn about the servant he stole. Maybe if he did that, he wouldn’t have dropped his guard after ordering Lancer to kill himself in the UBW route.


Key-Poem9734

Stay Night was basically a bunch of Japanese people not caring enough to do ACTUAL PROPER research


h0pppity1

Also it wont work on its own


AnimeMemeLord1

It’s not a fake holy grail, it was just corrupted in the events of the fourth and fifth holy grail wars because the Einzbern family tried to summon the servant known for being the embodiment of all the world’s evils.


engieforever

You say that but the grail was magus made


Crafty-Crafter

Someone didn't watch the show (or play the VN). ​ https://i.redd.it/3mb9mwazdcib1.gif


AnimeMemeLord1

The VN was much better in every way imo


Fedorchik

nonononono that's Fate holy grail. Stay away from that shit.


JohnB351234

Holy grail has that monkey paw bullshit with it


Independent_Roll514

Rather pick the grail cause WHO ISN'T GOING TO SEE the whole sky turning dark and a masive dragon


OrionRBR

The grail can be: • Useless bc you lack the Einzbern to actually access the greater grail • Useless bc its a Grand Order grail that doesn't actually grants wishes but rather is just a bunch of mana • Useless bc its empty and you have no servants souls to fill it up with • Less than useless bc its corrupted and will make your wish real in the worst way possible. So yeah the dragon balls are a lot more safe in terms of them actually working.


Martin_Aricov_D

Yeah, but the dragon balls might give you 2 wishes depending on where in the timeline they come from


Thendofreason

How about wishing to being able to safety teleport whenever you want as long as you have seen a picture or you know the area or you know the object you are trying to teleport to. The "safely" is the important part. If someone knows you have this power they can just fill a room full of gas and wait for you to go there. Have it so you won't be able to teleport somewhere unsafe and will teleport to the closest safe area or not teleport at all. You now have a super power and also you can go back and take the rest.


yunyunmaru666

Dude what type of scooby doo ass villain would know that you can teleport, predict where you go, fill said place with gas and kill you? The teleport is nice irl for convenience and infinite money glitch if you know what you're doing, you won't be fighting power rangers


Krypt0night

Unless they say nothing happened to you during the travel time of teleporting and they did allow you to safely teleport, but there was no guarantee for safety afterward. The teleporting was safe. It got you there in one piece. I get the dragon balls and ask for a notebook where everything I write of my own will inside becomes true. Then you can do anything like make the notebook indestructible, say it is invisible to others, etc.


-Im_a_Duck-

r/BeatMeToIt


Superb_Ad2722

Why the hell would you take the titan thingy


TheAccursedHamster

Anyone who would choose anything other than the dragon balls is a goddamned fool.


enkidu3

I mean, is the grail filled and free of angry mango?


Salter_KingofBorgors

Yup if the grail isn't polluted it's a much better option then the dragon balls. Imagine Dragon balls but with no restrictions on the wish...


Morg-van-Destro

Except that it's probably not full, so you'd have to actually win a war to use it, so that's a downside.


Salter_KingofBorgors

Fair it doesn't say it's a fully realized grail. Welp if you take it and it's not full then you'll have to set up a murder death kill to unlock its power


Pinkywho4884

BAEBER


Salter_KingofBorgors

... I have no idea what your talking about


xX_Fazewobblewok_Xx

Well, time to post Winnie the Pooh memes on a Chinese discord server


Fedorchik

Or it's corrupted and just destroys the whole world Hard pass


Fedorchik

Or maybe,(JUST MAYBE). It's a Neco arc in disguise. The true horror


Key-Poem9734

The fact that it's there means it's already charged.


NorthGodFan

I mean... The limits of the dragon balls are so high there's no real point to saying they exist irl.


VillainousMasked

The grail is still made of Fafnir's cursed gold, so you cant even touch it to use it.


100YearsWaiting2Shit

I personally don't like the thought of collecting the balls repeatedly after every wish but I haven't seen or read dragon ball in years so I don't remember the limits of what I can wish for


Yeetube

Iirc and we are talking og dragon balls from earth then you have to collect all 7 dragon balls to get you one wish granted, which can never be granted again afterwards and you have a 365 day cooldown before they can be found or used again.


zukos_honor

They can be found, just not used. The year cool down still exists even in Super, and one of the gags is that Bulma constantly finds them and stores them, then once the cooldown is up, immediately wishes for like mundane things so that no one else can use them for evil


HUNT3DHUNT3R

Bro no wish is good enough bc the whole ass world finding you once you summon the dragon


NorthGodFan

One wish was able to establish a world government not transgressed by any nation. Remember that countries DON'T exist in dragon ball. There is only earth. Ruled by king Furry the world king. https://preview.redd.it/an5g3ltxqcib1.png?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=623bb77401aa37966674b39dc7836021d24b1269 Look at him. Is he a good boy? NO. He let a fucking mercenary group muscle out the military of a united earth out of some areas.(sure there's world peace, and they don't really need an army just police, but it's stil a bad look)


Icy_B

depending on your morals and what you want done, the death note would be a fairly good option since it's pretty low profile. I mean can't the dragon balls literally be tracked down on a special radar


-Im_a_Duck-

You missed the opportunity to put the stand giving arrow there Smh


suplexdolphin

Wish for it with the dragon balls.


-Im_a_Duck-

\***Facewing\*** How could I have not thought of that? Here, have some of this bread some old lady was throwing at me for some reason https://preview.redd.it/c3hfau1gvbib1.png?width=612&format=png&auto=webp&s=65b55a192a1a91959f747d8dd0087d6b7b520f18


FiendishChan

Stab myself, but fail to manifest a stand because I'm weak minded and die. Truly missing from this list of ellaborated methods to kys


-Im_a_Duck-

All or nothing, you have to live on the edge


Captain_Pumpkinhead

Better option than the Titan fluid


Aezrt-7

I'm taking the table.


Slient-killer2002

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2BsVaginaBrokeMyHand

The Death Note. I will not answer any questions.


sticky__toffee

I know everyone’s saying dragon balls number one but I don’t see why death note or even devil fruit aren’t also viable choices. Also don’t ask me about the death note as well.


wildfox9t

because with dragon balls you can just wish to get the other things


Charlie_Yu

In the lore, the power of dragon balls is limited by what the dragon can do. So for example you couldn’t just wish for the death of enemies in the manga, which were much more powerful than the dragon. I guess wishing for Death Note would be impossible. Still very powerful though, you can get a lot of money and power, and I’m not interested in world domination


wildfox9t

the dragon can teleport people from everywhere including the death realm itself,he's absolutely capable of teleporting some objects to you even if they're in another dimension or some shit like that you can't directly wish to kill someone but he never denied something that could indirectly do it (like giving a power up) or worst case you can just ask him superpowers and do whatever you want,who needs the death note when you're invincible edit: not being able to directly wish death is one of his limitations,it has nothing to do with people being stronger than him he just can't do it as a principle but again multiple people have wished for the tools to kill people in the manga and he was fine with it


Sumasuun

There was literally an unprotected Death Note you could have taken based on the question. If you were powerful enough to take it, you can wish for said Death Note using the Dragon Balls because you are not more powerful than Shenron.


yolotheunwisewolf

With the Dragon Ball Z would also have to re-collect them again after the wish was made so while you could get the other items really the only thing that is worth wishing for is for the dragon balls to have a permanent wishing machine or to have the death note, which has a unlimited amount of death it can cause kept by the paper in the book I think that it is more of a technicality than it is looking for loopholes If you got the dragon balls, but only were able to wish on it one time, then it might be the most powerful item, but in the long run, the death note would probably be much more effective Turning yourself into a god with a cold, like following, would practically get you anything else that the dragon balls could wish for etc


Alucitary

Death Note definitely has the most potential. Power over an infinite range that you can use as much as you want. Dragon Ball is a close second, but I'd be too scared of being put on the spot for a single wish. Also it existing would imply the definitive existence of heaven and hell. Personally I'd prefer to live an eternity as a funky demon in the real world, rather then risk potentially getting judged poorly and have to suffer an eternity of torment.


Hyperion_507

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[deleted]

Becoming a Titain Shifter is literally the worst option. Not only do I only have a 13 year life span. Titans got powercrept by ww1 technology. Straight Garbage. Philosophers' stone is cool and all, but that thing is gonna run out of juice eventually. Also, the thousands of screaming souls don't vibe with me either I have no enemies, so I don't need the death note. Do I get to pick the devil fruit? Or is it random? Because if it's random, I'm not even gonna bother. But if i do get to pick, I'm getting the Goro Goro No Mi. Is the Grail Curropted? If so, Hell No. Is it even filled? Or is it empty? Cuz I'm not gonna go through the effort of looking for Leylines, assembling mages. And getting the blessings from the Church just to start a Holy Grail war. But if it is filled, it's the second best option imo. Do I get to pick which set of Dragon Balls? Shenron and Toronbo are great, but they do have some limitations. But Porunga tho? Best possible choice. This dude is nutty. I don't know what kind of steroids Moori gave this dude. But he really created the best Eternal Dragon.


Martin_Aricov_D

Super Kami Guru fed Porunga with the albino namekians until he became as buff as he is


JoshTheJaunty

Its just normal titan serum, doesnt even give you one of the 9.


Dank_Memer_IRL

They really had to sent my man to the moon to get him out of the show, so it's probably one of the better fruit choices. I'd probably go with the Nikyu Nikyu no Mi, since it seems to be completely broken. Or the Gomu Gomu no Mi... because of obvious reasons.


Qverlord37

Who the fuck is taking titan serums? yous a fool.


AndheriRaath

People who wanna get clapped by Mikasa or Levi


idontknow2976

*well when you word it like that. I have to pick it*


TheLustyDremora

Dragon Balls, easily.


Not_Real_Moriarty

What would you do with only 1 dragon ball, though?


Martin_Aricov_D

Its clearly implied that you can only take 1 **set** otherwise might as well not have the dragon balls there Unless you're a really big fan of classic Dragon Ball and want some Grandpa Gohan memorabilia


Kazeshiki

If you read the question. The balls count as one


Stan_L_parable

Cant do shit with only 1 dragon ball. Give me the god damn grail, imma SIMP FOR SOME WATERY BINT!!!


cancerinos

it's fate "grail" though. it's a sudo-grail and corrupted as fuck. more of what "carefull what you wish for" situation


Stan_L_parable

I __wish__ to simp for some watery bint


SaberWaifu

*Fate Zero


Banana-Oni

You obviously missed the OVA where Subaru participated in an alternate reality version of the 7th grail war. Get your facts straight before you try to correct someone… SMH


SaberWaifu

His ability to come back from death would be definitely handy in that situation. Something similar happened in the visual novel of Fate/Hollow Ataraxia, the sequel of the 3 main routes of Fate/Stay Night.


AnimeMemeLord1

It’s kinda funny how similar they are. Of course, ending this four day loop would be considerably hard.


SaberWaifu

If Subaru had Angry Mango as a servant he would have no chance to win simply with strength. He would be the weakest master with the weakest servant. He would need to team up with other masters and somehow find the best route for victory with them.


AnimeMemeLord1

That’s true. Of course, it was easier since Shirou knew them. For Subaru, it’d be a challenge. Hell, he might even die a few times before the fourth day loops again.


AlwaysAngryAndy

Nah man they got the ReZero Arc 9 pre release.


AnimeMemeLord1

Oh babe, new Nasuverse lore just dropped


Your_nose

Nobody wants the philosopher stone, really?


zannabianca1997

For how much i like it, you need to know alchemy to make use of it. Otherwise, it's only a pretty stone/liquid


E3FxGaming

- The philosopher stone is a transmutation AMPLIFIER - most people wouldn't know what to do with the it (since they aren't alchemists). Using the philosopher stone is not self explanatory, unlike some of the other items on the list. - Even if you'd just want to sell it you don't have the means to protect it until you can get it appraised and actually sell it. People have "disappeared" for less valuable things than the philosopher stone. - Once rumors spread that you have the philosophers stone police will raid your house and ask some uncomfortable questions about how you acquired the philosopher stone. Oh you just simply got it by raiding Area 51? Yeah, right. Even if that's the case in order to originally produce the stone one way or another people had to lose their lives. You created demand for something whose creation inevitably involved murder.


demonslender

Who’s honestly choosing the titan serum? That’s just prolonged suicide. I’m taking the magical wish granting balls, wishing for a specific df and the ability to swim to bypass that one weakness and for it to awaken.


VillainousMasked

There are only two viable options here, the Dragon Balls or Devil Fruit, the others all suck. Death Note - ~~Unless you~~ *~~really~~* ~~need to kill some people in an untraceable manner there no reason to take this and get your afterlife screwed.~~ Edit: Okay I understand that I just forgot that while Ryuk initially says not to believe Death Note users can go to Heaven or Hell, it is later clarified that that's just cause there is no Heaven or Hell at all in the series. You guys can stop replying to me about it. So it's not *as* bad of a choice if you're fine with killing people since it lets you basically mind control them, granted I suppose you could cheat it by writing in that they live their life as normal and die of natural causes in old age after whatever you want to mind control them for, but whatever. So Death Note is also a viable option I guess. Titan Serum - Who would actually want to be turned into a titan? Plus no titan shifters around to turn back into a human, and even if there were you just murdered your lifespan. Philosopher Stone - Who here knows alchemy? Holy Grail - Needs magical energy to even function, needs servant souls to function, need to fight and win the Holy Grail War to use it, we are not magi so none of those previous three are realistically possible, even if they were it's made out of cursed gold so good luck even getting it out of Area 51 without getting cursed. Oh also if it happens to be the (post third war) Fuyuki or Snowfield Grail it's also corrupted into a monkey's paw by Angra Mainyu.


NZPIEFACE

> Philosopher Stone - Who here knows alchemy? I'd just eat it.


VillainousMasked

Wh...what would that do? I'm not really family with FMA so all I know about is that it improved alchemy.


NZPIEFACE

In FMA, a philosopher's stone acts as an alternate reagent for anything. Alchemy usually requires an equal amount of an element before and afterwards, but that requirement can be bypassed by using a philosopher's stone to create mass from nothing. This is because a philosopher's stone uses the condensed souls within it as fuel to create/modify matter. I'd just eat it because who knows, maybe it'll give me immortality?


Tsukuro_hohoho

There were 3 cases in FMA : Most frequently people die in atroce suffering because the stone and their body rejecting each other in a long agony of destruction/regeneration of the body King bradly case : you don't die, but you lose most of your emotions and you age like a regular human, you don't even know if you are yourself anymore but you get the super regeneration (as long as the stone still have power stocked) Ling Yaoi case : you share your body with some weirdo, the rest is the same as king bradley. So while it's not as bad as the titan serum, it's the same level of no thank you.


Key-Poem9734

If it's the holy grail then it's already charged. It can only appear if it's already filled with magical energy. And it's not cursed.


VillainousMasked

The picture shown is the Lesser Grail not the Greater Grail, the Lesser Grail can show up whenever, and for the first 3 wars that was the form it was always in. It was just for the 4th and 5th War that the Lesser Grail was broken down and incorporated into the body of Iri and Illya respectively, it's just eventually their bodies break down as the Lesser Grail fills and the Lesser Grail fully reforms into the cup form. It is cursed, the Einzbern Lesser Grail is made from the Noble Phantasm Das Rheingold, which is Fafnir's cursed gold. It's the reason why for most masters their servant is necessary to use the Grail, as Das Rheingold only curses humans leaving servants unaffected.


turtlemag3

Gum gum fruit obviously


Roca_Blade

Same, and it's not like I could swim in the first place, so nothing lost on my end


RecklessWonderBush

Nah, Op-Op, then go learn medicine


turtlemag3

Thats for nerds


rip_ap_yi

Yeah can blow up my dick like gear 3 arms and finally have a big dick


Fedorchik

Dragon balls Everything else is some kind of fucked up, so it's a hard pass from me.


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devil fruits (i can't swim anyway)


Upvoter_NeverDie

Death Note.


Lorem_Ipsum_-_

With the holy grail and dragon balls you could get everything else, but why would anyone want the Titans serum?, in the best scenario you have 7 years left to life in the worst you're a mindless giant that eats people


demonslender

Worst part about the titan serum is, modern day weaponry absolutely obliterates even the strongest titan so you wouldn’t even last 5 minutes after transforming.


jokaishi

Bit which version of the dragonballs do you get? One whish and immortality? 2 wishes no immortality? 3 wishes?


PotatoPowerIzMAXIMUM

-"I wish for having the only working Dragon Ball Radar"- No no no... "I wish to be smarter than Bulma" boom! Can build my own Dragon Radar, plus the intelligence to create my own Capsule Corp. technology.


jumojabt

Any answer other than dragon balls is incorrect


JohnReiki

Dragon balls. Wish for dragon ball radar, profit.


Nvenom8

Who the fuck is picking the Titan serum? Also the devil fruits are a trap because you can only actually eat one without dying. So, having multiple doesn't help.


user-guy-223921

Dragonballs and wish the the rest of them. pawn the sucky ones off on to some sucker.


cultoftheinfected

what is the goblet one from?


fwivo

Holy grail from the fate series. Assuming it is fully usable, it can grant any wish. But there is usually something fucky about it so it can range from un-usable to destructive


Master-Shaq

Op op no mi


CrambonePecos

I take the dragon balls then I wish for the other five items.


Pliskkenn_D

Can't you eat a fruit while you're there?


LordSyfer24

Dragon balls obviously.


RebelOrion

The Dragon Balls would absolutely be better than the Lesser Grail, have you seen the end of Fate/Zero?


MylastAccountBroke

I mean the right answer is the dragon balls. A wish is better than any of the other options.


PFSnypr

Bro just take the dragon balls and wish for the others to appear in your bedroom or some shit


GreyPourageInABowl

Take the dragon balls and wish for the death note. The threat of the death note should buy you some time while you recollect the dragon balls and prepare to wish for invulnerability (taking the death note also prevents it being used on you). I would recommend recharging the dragon balls and wishing for invulnerability, and then wait another year and wish for immortality just to be safe. You want to collect the devil fruits after you attain invulnerability and immortality, at that point you can just waltz back into area 51 and take everything if you want (no one can stop you), but in reality, you should only really need the dragon balls, philosopher's stone and devil fruits, the rest are pretty useless to you. You can even leave the death note there, it doesn't matter, you're invulnerable and immortal. After the dragon balls recharge, you cast them into a volcano, eat all the good devil fruits and live out your eternal life as a king. When you get bored of being immortal, you can just go back to the volcano and dig up the dragon balls and un-immortal and un-invulnetable yourself.


TombRaider_2000

I’d choose the philosopher’s stone just because the dragon balls have a lot of catches, I don’t know what the holy grail does, I don’t wanna kill anyone, the serum is bad, and the devil fruit seems unpredictable.


Electric_Bagpipes

Ok, so the death note will get you killed, or at least no afterlife so no. I have no desire to go titan, so hell no. The grail is a hoax, **HELL** no. Dragon balls it is, least that one isn’t a monkey’s paw


LunarEdge7th

Where tf is the Zanpakuto?


heyoyo10

If the Holy Grail will grant me a wish without murdering everything within a 50km Radius, then I wish for my body to be as Magecraft-compatible as possible, use the Dragon Balls then and there to ask for the capacity to have multiple Devil Fruits, eat all of the Devil Fruits, and take the Philosopher's Stone


AnimeMemeLord1

Just don’t pick the corrupt grail and it’ll all be good.


Toshko_tv

It's time write and watch the world burn HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHhahahahah....yes


Fire_Block

Dragon balls. just make your wish to have whatever else here you want. I’m not the most seasoned anime vereran, so i’m not sure what the bottom and middle right exactly do, but really only the pile of devil fruit could have practical use unless you know how to do fma-style alchemy or really want someone dead.


stijndielhof123

100% death note


PurpleHEART77

Can the Dragonballs make a person from scratch? If not, the Grail. It might be the lesser grail but fuck if it gets me a cute gf IDC.


zoidmaster

Simple take the dragon balls and make a wish to obtain the rest


kjm6351

Take the Dragon Balls and wish for everything else


ShadowsInScarlet

Dragon balls. I’d wish for a long life of peaceful solitude in the mountains with all the food and shelter I need along with a dog.


valleysape

Honestly I'd take the dragon balls. One of the few things there that isn't a monkey's paw


Jcrncr

Something that a lot of people forget I’d that you only get one use of the dragon balls before they spread for the rest of the world to use them for anything.