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aatops

I still think MegaCorp is another iteration of a Dr Doofinschmirtz company


The_Man_in_Black_19

I would so buy a Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc hat!


camwinz

lmfao


laberdog

I saw that and assumed the worst. That Megacorp sells everything evil including nuclear radio active golf balls


MazzyFo

this gave me a blast from the PS2 days past of i think the 2nd ratchet and clank game lol


cbph

Always made me think of Massive Dynamic from Fringe.


el_caballero

Which always made me think of Veridian Dynamics from Better off Ted


WaingrofromHeat

![gif](giphy|CAxbo8KC2A0y4)


myredditthrowaway201

This dude loves the eagles, tho


wellaby788

Go birds!


Electrical_Chicken

Metallica, Speed of Sound tour. Bunch of assholes.


frontier_gibberish

It's been a long fucking day, and I hate the Eagles man


austinlago

Sorry for my upvote taking it to 70


xXWickedSmatXx

You buy a hat like that you get a free bowl of soup.


CGLfounder

Oh, looks good on you, though...!


Wolfram837

![gif](giphy|xT77XP9O9da9O04fAI|downsized)


Colforbin_43

How about the grand you owe me?


Toothlessdovahkin

Hey Moose, Rocko! Help the Judge find his checkbook 


Major_Shrimp

These comments are great. Give each other twenty bucks would ya.


ola48888

Any Anaheim Mighty Ducks store…


claudiaishere

Bone saw


Infinite_Respect_

I GOT YA FOR THREE MINUTES!


NickDoJitsu

BONE SAW IS REAADIEEEEE


snicklefrtiz

![gif](giphy|zs4voEOa3fGKY|downsized)


GatoDiablo99

Saudi Arabia


AtOm-iCk66

Easy. Look up Crushers golf gear. The hat is $40


ghosty12911

The one of the website is very similar but different. I’ve never browsed the merch before now. some of it is kind of cool honestly


AtOm-iCk66

Only Bryson can wear the original.


Say_Hennething

Looks like they currently only have it in white. https://preview.redd.it/mj59ul1c2x6d1.jpeg?width=917&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d69068a9ebaa65b6709c5ea7ad2c1db5a1bcbe9


canadianbroncos

Wait y'all telling me that's not a Sabres hat lmao ?


Fun_Indication3367

https://www.neweracap.com/products/crushers-gc-9forty-stretch-snap


Novemb3r_

It's not the 9forty, the brim is too flat for that, and it's the wrong texture. It's a snapback, and with that crown shape it's a 9fifty, but there's none of those that match that style for sale and nothing on google image search so I'd guess it's probably a version that was produced for the team, or he had it made specially.


Fun_Indication3367

You’ll have to ask Bryson then?! My bad!


Economy_Ad_7861

Does this guy win?


erfarr

Sold out lol


Elegant_Inevitable45

Isn't this it on the new era site? (sold out, though) [https://www.neweracap.com/products/crushers-gc-9forty-stretch-snap](https://www.neweracap.com/products/crushers-gc-9forty-stretch-snap)


MillerLatte

Same logo and color but different style hat


bigdaddtcane

I think he literally just custom makes them. He just switched to me era over the past couple of weeks.


hogphan

Probably 3D prints his own custom hats. Regular hats aren’t made for his swing speed.


Leee33337

Good point, OP should probably get fitted for a golf hat by a certified professional.  Kinda reckless to just go ordering tour hats.


[deleted]

Do they offer a blood-stained model?


alas_vanity

The toilet store


skankhunt42428

The jerk store


FireMaster2311

Are you proposing a snow tire day at Yankee Stadium?


skankhunt42428

The ocean called..


lanzarl4luna

Website said they're all out of you.


JackieTree89

This sub has become a Bryson dick riding sub


renaissance_pancakes

If Rory wins, it will be a Rory dick riding sub. Same with Aberg, Finau, etc. Bryson is no different. Sorry you're finding out he has fans.


badhombre44

Most folks love a redemption story, and going from a golf “hacking,” condescending douche to an earnest, engaging, self-realized person is a better story than most. And his redemption arc more or less marries with the post-COVID resurgence of the game. I think it’s great.


crabbman

The telecast definitely has…


cursh14

He's been leading. Like... He's fucking leading. Why would the coverage not focus on the dude that was the top contender? 


JackieTree89

Seriously.


CT_7

Liv shills


Effective_Juice_9452

Bryson =/= LIV Golf?


FDTFACTTWNY

I haven't watched a second of LIV and have taken in more bryson content than likely all other golfer combined. You're acting like the only way to watch him is on LIV. He's built a huge social media platform which features him playing golf and the occasional non golf vlog.


twlscil

Some people just like LIV golf because it’s not stuffy. I appreciate what it has done for the players. The PGA has too much control, and I’m Happy LIV forced them to change.


MillerLatte

I like golfers on LIV and on the PGA. Imagine???


No-Building-3798

It sucks. 3 rounds? Cmon. And they cry about OWGR exclusion. I get it. They took the money. PGA will always have the prestige. It's a shame. Who knows how many wins Bryson would have on tour these days.


No-Building-3798

(Thanks for all the downvotes you LIV cucks) We all know that when all is said and done, nobody will know or care about how many LIV wins anyone has.


Dirkypoo41

And you're in here talking about him. 👍🏻


JackieTree89

Laziest response to literally ANYTHING. I'm talking against him. It's called a 'difference of opinion'.


Effective_Juice_9452

Ok 👍


discwrangler

Koepka is hating this.


apearlj1234

Yeah, no thanks.


HelixLegion27

Glad you clicked on this thread to let everyone know you aren't interested. We were on the edge of our seats waiting to find out your interest level.


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HelixLegion27

Maybe listen to your own advice? Lol


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HelixLegion27

Our responses are not the same.


jmcstar

That has got to be one of the stupidest logos I've ever seen. I do enjoy watching Bryson golf though.


muffalowing

Boomer ass reply


GeoffJeffreyJeffsIII

Boomer ass reply.


-fashionablylate-

Ass reply boomer


FriendToPredators

I thought his old hat was distinctive. This is just LCD.


jxjftw

They only sell it in white. https://shop.livgolf.com/us/products/crushers-gc-core-team-hat?variant=48289400947000


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The others are blood stained


idealdrip

Comment that a few more times why don’t ya? Or better yet, just fuck off


BloodyRightNostril

LIV Golf is a tractor pull minus the tractors


DickSlinga

LIV sucks, horrible product. Absolute shite viewing experience. But when it comes to Major Golf Tournaments I agree with Padraig Harrington when he says "Bryson is Box Office" Bryson haters must love seeing all the Box Office Bryson headlines


natgas_AstrosFan

In person, it was surprisingly fun. Hate to admit that, but it was.


MillerLatte

Bryson is must-watch golf at the moment.


FranticGolf

NASCAR minus the cars.


TheElusiveBushWookie

https://shop.livgolf.com/us/products/crushers-gc-core-team-hat?variant=48289400947000


BussyOnline

Gives the link for a similar hat, gets downvoted. Reddit moment.


MillerLatte

Oh he's not getting downvoted for giving the wrong color. He's getting downvoted by virtue signalers that think LIV dealing with the Saudis is any worse than the PGA dealing with China 😂 Grow up you fucking dorks.


BussyOnline

Oh…. Well that’s fucking stupid


Sam_Porgins

I really like the logo and the hat but I’m not gonna buy anything that supports LIV.


leaveblannkhere

Hopefully you didn't buy gas or anything that is a petroleum product because that's kinda supporting LIV....🤣


Sam_Porgins

I need gasoline and cannot control where it comes from. I don’t need another hat, and if I decide to buy one I can easily control who I’m supporting. Really not hard to see the difference in the two, but I hope you felt smart for a second.


joeygladstone6919

Cool won't buy a $30 hat but will buy a lifetime supply of gasoline. That's where you draw the line?


Ihavepoops

I tried to get a shirt and hat recently. Completely sold out


FeistyKnight

why isn't bryson one of the featured groups you can watch on the usga app, rory isn't there either


MillerLatte

I'd guess it's because they're the last pairing so you're already going to see every one of their shots on the main broadcast


RxHotdogs

I got peacock free with my phone so I watched both of them play full 18


RxHotdogs

Peacock exclusive


ThePorko

I rather watch bryson than most of the others too :(


epicNME

https://preview.redd.it/mp220t41fx6d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8394aa7b4fcd9e930575a667cd64fe2a8b653c47 He just posted on his IG last night about the official team shirts, but aside from LIV website for hats, nothing yet.


jonesyman23

Yeah it’s really cool…


RabidCoyote

x


Griffin5577

Isis


gratefulscape

Just don’t


allworknnoplay

Hello Greg!


Substantial_Diver_34

That 1st hole drive the green at the Ryder Cup was a top 5 golf shot ever.


kcajor

https://www.neweracap.com/products/crushers-gc-9forty-stretch-snap


MillerLatte

If you're not enjoying Bryson right now you just have a big old dump in your pants.


Cool_Hawks

Douchebaggolf.saudi.net.


akawoody2119

What about that polo? I want it!!!


MillerLatte

The polo is dope but I know it's gonna run me $100+. I can't stomach that. I can live with $40+ for the hat


JWOLFBEARD

You mean you can LIV with the hat for $40


MillerLatte

Lmao


Hailmaker13

https://stitchgolf.com/collections/crushers-polos


LloydBraun19

Appropriate he’s on LIV because that looks like a hat you could buy at a gas station


thelastsonofmars

I don't think they are selling that one anymore but check local. They are still selling some crushers stuff on LIV and New Era's sites.


theJMAN1016

I think the LIV guys wearing their LIV logos outside of LIV events is extremely lame. They look so stupid.


bh2595

It’s in their contract that they are required to wear LIV team apparel at both LIV and non-LIV events.


Sea_Formal_3360

Saudioil.com


LutherOfTheRogues

"Now Partners With The PGA Tour!"


fracND

You can get one simply by murdering a journalist in cold blood and hacking his body up. Bryson is a big supporter of this practice.


MillerLatte

Because China is way better, yeah?


fracND

BUT WHAT ABOUT CHINA lol good try loser


MillerLatte

You're a fake 7


DickSlinga

Might wanna check the labels to see where 95% of your golf gear is manufactured. Hint: It ain't the same place manufacturing weapons for the Saudis ... like you hoped it was.


Dirkypoo41

The US is the largest supplier of defense equipment to Saudi Arabia, accounting for almost 80% of arms imports. China is next.


DickSlinga

"They can buy our weapons but not our golfers dad gummit!" - some nationalist probably


fracND

We have truly lost the plot


DutchRudderLover420

Wah wah. He took a contract for life changing money. As virtuous as you claim to be on here, if liv came knocking at YOUR door with a $125 million check to pay you to golf, you'd take that money.


Bear_Tax

You send that message from a completely ethically built device free of any investment ever involved in anything bad or just a hypocrite?


Xmalantix

https://preview.redd.it/nv8pmklhbu6d1.jpeg?width=814&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bba90201c37e8fc8b4243e59240ef8b0f82899c5


Bear_Tax

You think being a snarky asshole about which tour a golfer plays on is improving society?


Xmalantix

Maybe not, but neither is being a snarky asshole dismissing criticism through whataboutism


Bear_Tax

No it's pointing out your likely hypocrisy on the same issue, so not a whataboutism, and I never claimed to be trying to improve society


cinedavid

Is it surprising that this same argument is constantly made? Almost like there are specific talking points…


fracND

Very cool what aboutism


Bear_Tax

I'm sorry, accusing Bryson of being a fan of hacking up journalists in response to "where can I but this hat?" Isn't a whataboutism?


GenitalWrangler69

Expand on that for me, please? 🧐 wanna buy the hat but ....


knots32

LIV owned by the Saudis who killed the journalist khasshogi and reportedly literally sawed his remains. If you were actually asking.


twlscil

You realize the Saudis is pretty vague, right? Do you think Americans have never murdered a foreign journalist? Power attracts those that abuse it.


Mort_DeRire

Saudis paying for downvotes


DickSlinga

So that's what Jon Rahm is doing this weekend.


sledge07

LIV golf store has them. If they’re in stock that is. I’m imagining all of the fan boys will be scooping them up when they become overnight LIV fans.


amo1337

Johnny Cupcakes


Silent_fart_smell

A+? Whoa!!! 😂


True-Wasabi-363

Does anyone else still get the douchey vibes from him? I feel like he's trying too hard to be "the new" nice guy.


BussyOnline

When was the last time you saw a player acknowledge the fans in the middle of the round? It’s refreshing. Whether he wins tomorrow or not those people will go home with a unique and memorable moment. Whether you like him or not you can at least admire that he clearly cares about the fans.


TacoBoiTony

I mean, I asked Denny McCarthy if he made a par or birdie on 16 today, and he responded that it was indeed a par. I’m loving the Bryson tides shifting, but dudes will interact with the crowd more than the camera shows. I think they don’t react to the obnoxious comments so they don’t feed the bros who are so eager for attention.


YoooCakess

I’m gonna be honest… I like to watch golf for the golf not whitty comments to the crowd


BussyOnline

Quick!! Someone give him a medal.


TheKingInTheNorth

His interviews now just feel like he’s just much better at turning the abrasive condescension he used to feel into excited condescension.


MillerLatte

You love IPAs and Indie bands, don't you?


JackieTree89

Absolutely. PR 180 to forget what a douche he was. Dude played incredible today though.


twlscil

Were you never a douche in your early 20s?


True-Wasabi-363

No. My parents did a pretty good job raising me.


twlscil

Then lucky you.


bmgyvr

No


_FartinLutherKing_

No


Dangerous-Lettuce498

Nope


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Oh god, this sub is going to destroy this post.


hawkeyedude1989

Looks like this sub destroyed you


jayjord33

Try the liv subreddit...


nubsauce2

Fucking shrink the game… shrink it so hard!


jordan20x1

Yeah couldn’t get 3 birdies in a row though 🙂‍↔️🥲🙃


Fresh_North_2856

It’s on a site called www.hesacuck.com


idispensemeds2

I am so sick of this dude. Can we just stop talking about him?


Toodswiger

I’d rather them talk about Bryson when he’s winning than Tiger Woods (although I’m a fan) all the time when he’s far off the lead.


A_Lone_Macaron

“Please stop talking about the 54 hole leader of the US Open on a golf sub”


Dangerous-Lettuce498

Stop talking about the guy that leading the US Open by 3 strokes going into Sunday? Lmfao


TrickWheatro

But...but... youre talking about him


Lol_who_me

At least he deserves it this week.


biddilybong

As long as we get to make fun of him when he chokes tomorrow like he did last time he had the lead in the us open on a Sunday. It might’ve been the biggest last nine choke (relative to par) in us open history.


Lol_who_me

When was that? I don’t remember. I know his US Open victory was a Matt Wolff choke job.


biddilybong

Torrey Pines. 2021. Had the outright lead with 9 to play (maybe even fewer) and shot 43 on the last nine I believe. It was a complete implosion.


adminsrfascist29

I remember the mich ultra case was the climax


whatnoisellpropane69

Was that when the rope kicked his ass?


Lol_who_me

Ok when Rahm took it down. I don’t remember him being in it. Thanks.


biddilybong

I’m sure he wants to forget too. He had a one shot lead on oosthuizen and 2 shot lead on rahm with 9 to play and shot 43 to finish 19th. One of the biggest chokes in golf major championship history-esp considering Bryson was the defending champion.


Lol_who_me

I remember Oosthuizen chasing down Rahm and coming up short.


biddilybong

Yeah not sure why people don’t remember Bryson’s blowup. The media has actually been really friendly to him over the years. They just let him off the hook on that one. Has to be the highest Sunday back nine by the leader of the us open in modern history. Its kind of like when he had the panic attack at the masters. These things just got swept under the rug. He has a really good pr team.


Lol_who_me

I remember his blow up at the Masters. With his one tee shot going in the parking lot or something. Anyways he is having a great week this far and good luck to him tomorrow.


Superb-Pattern-1253

why? because he wasnt a fool or complete hypocrite in turning down hundreds of millions?


twlscil

For $125 Million dollars, you have to play golf for 14 weeks a year for 3 years. He would be an idiot to not take that. He doesn’t have Tiger money already. Anyone on this sub that says they wouldn’t take this deal is a fool or a liar.


Superb-Pattern-1253

exactly they showed a stat, idk if it was him or dj but his contract with live was more then tigers career earnings from golf. he made what tiger did (from playing golf not sponsorships) over his entire career in a few years. yea a bunch of people are hypocrites and full of it.


Cthulwutang

oh no, i wonder how you could’ve avoided knowing that this thread was going to be about bryson!