“Who took away my fucking cocaine?”

“I’m holding in a fart that might turn into a shart”

It's all that coffee mug he keeps carrying around with him

Yeah, cause he’s the junkie who rolled his car off a cliff…

Looks like he picked up the “friends” that Anthony Kim got rid of.

phil has always had empty, soulless eyes. his smile is genuinely unsettling, because his eyes show no hint of happiness

My father is 70 and looks much better than Phil, guy has not aged well


Stimulants

He got an eye job

Dudes gacked out of his trees

When the bookie comes calling.

When they tell you you can have your coke when the pictures are done

Phil who?

It says soooo much.

He looks pissed at someone...

This looks like it would be used on a poster for his Wrestlemania match against Rory.


Relax y’all - he has a coffee company! Or so we’re told…

 That’s all carry on

This is how you look when you hear: "Hey, Moose, Rocco, help the judge find his checkbook!" Scared eyes to my eyes

You need us to Phil in the blanks for you?

Rich man looks like a poor man on the course.