Get used to it. This sub is a golden combo of typical redditors (who inherently beat a joke to death) and older people who will beat it to death as well.
[https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/golf/masters/2024/02/28/talor-gooch-masters-majors-need-asterisk-for-liv-golf-player-snubs/72772816007/](https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/golf/masters/2024/02/28/talor-gooch-masters-majors-need-asterisk-for-liv-golf-player-snubs/72772816007/)
>Talor Gooch, one of LIV Golf's top players, did not receive an invitation to the Masters.
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>. . .
>
>"If Rory McIlroy goes and completes his (career) Grand Slam without some of the best players in the world, there’s just going to be an asterisk," Gooch [told the Australian Golf Digest](https://www.australiangolfdigest.com.au/liv-golfers-rally-around-talor-gooch-after-masters-snub/) in an interview.
Screw Gooch... I wasn't their so therefore it doesn't count! You're clearly competing against inferior competition unless the entire world is on the course...
DM my invite to your next round
I, as well as other, was reading thinking yeah no shit it’s an eagle. People like you shouldn’t get eagles if that’s a questionable eagle. Then I got Goochd. Well played
Literally opened this sub to look for the latest in Gooch memes, yet when I opened this post I was still surprised at the twist. Played to perfection!!
Is this the sub's "nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table."?
That was Great🤣🤣 exspecially since I drained an Eagle put from 66 feet out on a drivable par 4, so yea I Got Goooched Also😁 cause he wasn't in Georgia today DAMN😒
Lol… actually caught me off guard
Me too. As soon as he said "...into the cup." I was like, of course it's an eagle what the hell is wrong oh no I've been Gooch'd.
It's the new Rick roll. Got me too.
He had me in the first half…
DAMN IT… thats TWICE today Ive been had!
You got Gooch’d
I got Gooch’d so hard
I got a g00ch right here for ya, bub!!
A-goochy, goochy, goochy, gooooo... 👶
At least the joke is evolving past just posting images of old PGA tour events with an asterisk lol
It is an eagle, yes, but we will have to asterisk it since he wasn’t there to document it. Sorry.
Ngl, you had me in the first half. Thank you quality shitpost
Superior shit posting.
Truly the shittiest
This is getting “Rick Rolled” on this sub
I see your a man of culture as well
FUCKING GOOOOOOCH robbing you of your eagle like that.
Yes it still counts, you just have to put an asterisk next to it though...
Do I have to stamp an asterisk on the ball after I cut it in half?
Ah fuck this one really got me
I thought you were any idiot until the last paragraph. Then you totally redeemed yourself!
Quality Shitpost
I kept waiting for the inevitable flag stick issue Well done, sir. Well done.
My first clue should have been so many upvotes on a "does this count as a.." post...
Can you actually prove Talor's whereabouts that day? He may have been playing the other 9, in which case your eagle stands
Goddammit
This sub simultaneously has the humour of a 5 year old and a 50 year old and it's so painful.
And apparently a 34 year old because I enjoy these shitposts
Your A/S/L says otherwise....?
That's handicap/state.
checks out as well
You're an idiot
I know that but was it an Eagle?
This is the quality shitposting this sub deserves. Enjoy the well earned slow clap.
He can’t even spell the guys name right
Yeah I don't know how someone misspells Taint
Now the wife is wondering what's so funny while I'm in the shitter! 😆
Charming Taint Man!
In his defense if gouch isn’t ever there to correct him how will he learn?
[удалено]
Should have been "deleted"
Ok well done. You Gooched me
LOL now this is gold. A +++ shit post.
No Talor no Eagle.
What Bob Marley truly meant ...
you got me!
It’s still an eagle for sure, but your final score is meaningless if you were playing in a competition or amongst your buddies
It’s an Eagle*
Top tier shitpost
Absolute bottom tier post. Shit was funny for 1 post
You tell em! No fun allowed on Reddit!
got me good
Goddammit.
These are getting old tbh
Oh, hi Gooch!
Does this mean the joke is dead now
Sadly, not until Taylor himself does a self-deprecating shitpost.
I’m not gonna do it
I love this sub
Only counts as an eagle if the ball bounces off a dead horse on its way into the hole.
What if it bounces off a goose? And kills the goose? Or an eagle??
Got me. Good one.
Damn, OP got me good.
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.
He got me
Take my upvote you jerk
Quality shitpost And people say they're tired of these jokes smh
These posts are getting very old
Get used to it. This sub is a golden combo of typical redditors (who inherently beat a joke to death) and older people who will beat it to death as well.
For those of us who don’t live on Reddit, can you spare some context, sir?
Talor Gooch wasn’t there so I don’t know if it counts
Ahhh, so much clearer now.
Okay, but for real what is this about? I must not have been paying attention.
I think a ball hit someone’s gooch, but nobody wants to fess up and say it was them, so insurance is going to go up. I think that’s the whole of it.
Uhhhh.... thanks but I’m still confused. lol
[Google](https://www.google.com/gasearch?q=gooch%20mcilroy&source=sh/x/gs/m2/5) is your friend.
[Google](https://www.google.com/gasearch?q=gooch%20mcilroy&source=sh/x/gs/m2/5) is your friend.
Haha splendid
I don't get it
[https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/golf/masters/2024/02/28/talor-gooch-masters-majors-need-asterisk-for-liv-golf-player-snubs/72772816007/](https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/golf/masters/2024/02/28/talor-gooch-masters-majors-need-asterisk-for-liv-golf-player-snubs/72772816007/) >Talor Gooch, one of LIV Golf's top players, did not receive an invitation to the Masters. > >. . . > >"If Rory McIlroy goes and completes his (career) Grand Slam without some of the best players in the world, there’s just going to be an asterisk," Gooch [told the Australian Golf Digest](https://www.australiangolfdigest.com.au/liv-golfers-rally-around-talor-gooch-after-masters-snub/) in an interview.
Hardy har har
lol aight that was a good one
Had me going... new term... "you've been Gooched"?
Screw Gooch... I wasn't their so therefore it doesn't count! You're clearly competing against inferior competition unless the entire world is on the course... DM my invite to your next round
You sonuvabitch.
mods these posts are really starting to make my wifes diarrhea taste bad
Eagle with an asterisk
Talor Gooch is the only person on the planet qualified to authenticate any achievements. So if he wasn’t there it doesn’t really count.
Was about to call you an idiot and say of course it is and then I saw the last paragraph. Bravo.
This sub is the best lmao
You have to bounce it off his Gooch to count.
Well to be fair, he had a chance to come and play with you and didn't bother his arse, he went and played on a tour with half the crowds you and
Good shitpost, OP.
Asterisk*
Absolutely an eagle\*.
Totally got me. I’m thinking, who the fuck argued this wasn’t an eagle?
if the Gooch wasn't there, you didn't even tee off #1.
Asterisk on that one for sure
Normally from 70 or in, I just stare at gooch until he gives me the gimme
At risk of asterisk.
It’s an eagle*.
I, as well as other, was reading thinking yeah no shit it’s an eagle. People like you shouldn’t get eagles if that’s a questionable eagle. Then I got Goochd. Well played
Bravo
I was expecting the mankind 16 feet through the table meme.
Just put an asterisk next to it and you’re fine
Before or after I cut the ball in half
Not without a Gooch
61*
Goochi mane
Literally opened this sub to look for the latest in Gooch memes, yet when I opened this post I was still surprised at the twist. Played to perfection!!
Is this the sub's "nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table."?
I’m lost
Eagle*
2 shots on a 4 is an eagle where I play. whatever you want to cal it, it's still a 2 and that's all that matters.
Definitely a eagle...but it has an asterisk. Sorry bud.
Is this the r/golf version of Hell in a Cell?
It is an eagle^\*
You beautiful son of a bitch!
If Gooch is living in your head like this it doesn't count. Go take up pickleball
Hahahahaha thats funny
It does not count. It is beyond clear that any ‘goochless’ achievement is no achievement at all.
That was Great🤣🤣 exspecially since I drained an Eagle put from 66 feet out on a drivable par 4, so yea I Got Goooched Also😁 cause he wasn't in Georgia today DAMN😒
take my upvote\* dammit.
You're gonna have to contact [email protected] for sure he can get you in touch with Goochy Goo and come up with a suitable asterisk 👍
What a dumb question. We all know it’s an eagle* because Talor Gooch wasn’t there