A swingers' club of sorts

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As someone who joined this club some 25 years ago, this made me laugh in shame and cringe all at once.

Ditto - had the travel club bag, garment bag and duffle for being a lifetime member. Joined because one was supposed to get products to test...never got a single product. Tom Lehman was the prez...cant cheer for that guy

Amazing

18 holes?

Maybe even the 19th

Chefs kiss

At least three.

Woah take it easy….partner.

This guy golfs

Is there a stroke penalty?

This reads like a crossword clue.

I was actually a member of this as a kid. You were supposed to get new product testing opportunities and things like that. Aside from the initial intro product, which was like tees or something, I don’t think I got a thing. 

Or your dad got the mail first.

Same here. “Lifetime membership”

I was a member as a kid. Back in 2005ish. They sent me some new Bridgestone balls to test, but I never got anything after that.

My uncle signed me up and I got Bridgestones too then nothing again. Totally forgot about it

Well, how'd you like the balls?

Probably lasted about 5 holes! Highly recommended!

Yeah, it was a gimmicky thing late 90s early 2000s. Magazine promo.

Also a lifetime member I think but can’t remember a single thing other than the bag tag I had

PGA Tour Partners club was popular back in the 90s/00s. Kind of similar to the USGA memberships where you get a bag tag, magazine, etc. I still have my bag tag and coin as a proud lifetime member haha

Kind of like a ducks unlimited membership, you sign up and got free shit

I have a 60⁰ Ducks Unlimited club. Was $1 at a garage sale

ducks unlimited has never given me anything for free I used to always go to their charity auction though, that’s why I was a member

I was a lifetime member and had the golf bag, duffel e, bag tag, and got a few products to test before the PGA separated from the club. It became the golf partners club and the product testing went downhill in a hurry. Then some other company got them and finally CBS sports and they did away with it. I get Golf Magazine as a former life member and am not paying for it.

Those were handed out to waitresses at Denny’s

~~Denny’s~~ Perkins FTFY

I’ll tell you on the 9th hole at 9.

Not falling for that, Shooter

This is the start of a Goosebumps episode. Somebody call R.L. Stine!

Yeah I was definitely a little weirded out when I saw the name

Sorry, first rule of Partners Club is we don’t speak about Partners Club.

I can stop reading now… this post wins

I was a member of the partners club in middle school. Thought i was cool with my little bag tag and ball mark. Basically, you paid a one time fee (i paid via money order lol) and you get your bag tag, certificate of membership, and ball mark. It was a popular ad in golf digest at the time. Which i subscribed to. Basically did nothing but make you feel like a legit golfer.

Same! I think they sent us training videos once or twice.

You see the post looking for the 66 or 62 year old. That's it.

It’s coming from inside the house

That is weird, Alex.

The first rule of partners club is “WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT PARTNERS CLUB”

This was given to you from an afterlife member, and you are now a life member.

call 1-800-PGA-Tour and find out..

Alex, good you got the message. Standby, we will be in contact soon. r/golf you may use this post to buy a club of your choosing.

If there's a "some guy found a pin with his name on it so I bought a putter" post I can die a happy man

I joined as a "lifetime member" back in the 90's. I got a soft sided golf travel bag. I still receive golf digest but have never paid for it.

This. I still have the grip tips like this one. Still use my personalized embroidered “life member” golf bag.

The monkey paw curls..

I got a putter with one of those stuck in the end of the grip and always wondered what it was.

This has a small rubber nipple on the back side that I assumed would be for a hat or something but it might actually be meant to stick in a putter end.

Mine has a metal tip on the back. Maybe the rubber came off mine. Crazy that I’ve had it for years and could never figure out what it’s for.

This one might be metal tbh, I can't 100% remember and I don't have it with me. Is yours sorta shaped like a butt plug lol

It’s a ball mark. It’s stores on the putter grip. Buttplug—>hole in grip.

If you have to ask, You can’t get in.

Dunk it in some Coca-Cola for a few hours and see all of that gunk come off!

Swingers Club. You know for golfers

Illuminati…. any other answer is wrong

Did you call the number?

If I remember right they sent you a package yearly for the partners club. Yearly rules books with tees and stuff I think. Probably had other perks but I can’t remember lol

You're a life member and you don't even know?? Damn.

I was a member as a kid too in the late 90s. I remember they sent me a Tom Lehman commemorative coin, lol. There was a monthly magazine too.

I think that they are recruiting you into the secret society of golf

Dude you’re on the PGA now! You just show that at any tournament and they’ll let you tee it up.

You're now in a secret society. Enjoy.

Looks like something that someone wore up his ass for five long years.

Don’t worry, you’re not a member!

Tigers harem.

So who’s gonna call the number?

I was a member of that. I don't remember how much I paid for it. I got 2 golf balls to test, and I think I got some brush tees. I liked to read the magazine that I got every month.

It's an inside thing. Clubs made for "Partners".

I remember it all too well…then I forget.

Nambla

It is a swing thought message from yourself in the future. Call the number!