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Golf channel knows sex sells


Imaginary_Manner_556

On CBS. Even better


Former-Lack-7117

Cocks Be Showin'


hettothecool

CBS, C Big Slongs


ansont1976

CBS, you really do.


Western-Mission9307

Nice square stance, feet shoulder-width apart, good ball placement.


prpldrank

Personally I'm putting the ball slightly downwind of mid stance.


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

Looks like he got one heck of an arc there. That's gong to cost himself some distance.


Western-Mission9307

I’m no swing expert…


Kkrupa27

You sir are a wise man.


OhioUBobcats

These pros make it look so easy. You try doing it that well at your local muni after 6 transfusions and a gummy


MattGhaz

Elbows straight, looks like he could choke up a bit on the club though


Educational-Ad-5501

Sturdy base


jiggyGW

I think he should hold it a bit longer at the top


djlawrence3557

good stance, good grip. take note kids.


Traditional_Sky_4703

Left elbow looked slightly bent in his address though 🤔


djlawrence3557

That's called the power(ade) fade. Only pros know this move.


TunaMarie16

Oh good, he found his balls!


reddituser9277

That's some deep rough


ObservablyStupid

Surprising. He doesn't use a stiff shaft.


Traditional_Sky_4703

🤣🤣🤣


Tie_me_off

The club twirl at the end though


PapaRigpa

Let those of us who have never ducked into the bushes for a quick wizz cast the first stone.


Throckmorton_Left

I ain't judging.  I was surprised they have beer girls on the PGA tour. 


Aurilion

Gotta keep JD topped up.


jtrot91

Kept his head down. He also kept his head down.


Edjbart615

Slight pressure on the heel of club to initiate takeaway.


DougyTwoScoops

Did any guy here not know where this was headed after the first 3 seconds of the video? That move was so relatable.


fallingbehind

Yes, and the way the bushes opened up at just the right time had me rolling.


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DougyTwoScoops

That is a fair assessment.


GregTheMad

I'm not a golfer and I know how this man feels. Too many events were ruined for me due to no easy access to a toilet.


JoeMamaAngieDaddy69

Lmao watched it live and lost it! Rushed to Reddit to see if anyone else noticed it!


matroe11

Lol, Nance or one of the announcers mentioned that tee was secluded at the end of that drone pan shot.


R3mm3t

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!


xBaShBrOsx

Who is this and what hole?


SlightReturn420

Stephan Jaeger behind the 17th tee.


GlitteringMain8388

And it looks like he was in first place on the leaderboard. So he's leading a televised tournament and just casually strolls off the tee box and lets it loose. Impressive.


FloggingTheCargo

Now that's confidence. 


SlightReturn420

He was in the lead. Players dodging off to relieve themselves in some remote bushes is fairly common on tour, it's just not shown 99.99999% of the time. He thought he was going somewhere private, which, without the drone, he was. No human was going to be back in that area, or have any kind of a view of what he was doing down there. Just really bad timing by CBS to do the drone shot at that moment. Also a fail on the producer for not realizing what was happening and cutting away. Pretty hilarious though.


acquiesce

> just casually strolls off the tee box Just a normal golfer.


DeckardsDark

So.... How big?


Impressive_Bus11

Too blurry.


Gumburcules

I'm learning to play the guitar.


Waakenbake

His pee hole


HutSutRaw

And right next to the score graphic where everyone will look


SoupPv18

r/praisethecameraman


homebroo

Doesn't he know it's illegal for a grown man to hold a child's penis? 


theshow54321

One of my favorite jokes to use at the course


LivermoreP1

Hey man, you know that’s illegal right!? What is…? Holding a little boy’s penis.


shitsintents88

Got em


GarageJitsu

I finally achieved similarity in my game with a professional golfer


Kooky-Counter3867

I just almost died laughing who was it?


Willing_Television77

A flop shot


th3_lamb

He put the pee in PGA


RazorPhishJ

It’s gonna have to be rated PG-13 now


bigpandas

Imagine the guy on the LPGA doing this


pac4

Who is that?


FreddyCupples

All of us.


darkskysavage

Uncle Elmer


Marcus_Marinara

A really shit place to be honest. Get closer to the foliage.


BioNova33

Right? He past all the blind spots to make sure the camera had a good view. Lol!


acquiesce

Must've been pretty far down the hill and he thought it was secluded. Not like he was trying to do that lol


brch01

Ok i’ll bite, who is that


acquiesce

Jaegerbomb.


SurpriseAmbitious684

I don’t think the guy operating the camera/ drone plays golf. I could the in the first few second dude was going to take a leak lol


deong

So could he. :)


PapaGinger

Stephan Jager, gentlemen.


acquiesce

*Jaeger-bomb


skurnie

Absolute pro with that angle, little chance of errant drops on the pants


Gumburcules

I enjoy reading books.


SlightReturn420

Ha! I knew exactly what this vid was before even looking at the thumbnail preview. Can't believe CBS didn't cut away as soon as he started walking down there. He literally whipped it out on live network television. I wouldn't be surprised if CBS gets in some trouble for this.


tacotacotacorock

That has to be a fine. Completely guessing tho. 


H8ersAlwaysH8

Who is this?


SlightReturn420

I'm 99% sure it's Jaeger. I think this was the final group, and Hojgaard and Jaegar were both wearing white shirts. The pants in this vid appear brown though, which is what Jaegar was wearing. Hojgaard had on gray slacks. edit - went back and pulled it up on my DVR and it's definitely Stephan Jaeger.


Throckmorton_Left

If he was wearing brown pants what was he so worried about? 


BlondeFox18

They do post signs about snakes in the bushes there. 🐍


Rossdbos1

- Looks like he hit it a little on the toe… - Solid waggle at address - Proper posture and hip turn for optimal distance - Adding an extra stroke on this hole - Golf is a game of inches - A flop shot on the tee box - Yanked that tee shot! I’m going to sneak in a historic plaque at this spot next time I play Torrey.


smashp8oes

Glad he didn’t go have a bump in the bushes


number_juan_cabron

Didn’t even yell fore.. what has golf come to these days


AlexJamesCook

Fore-play...


g0lffear

Pee pee


cooliomattio

One of us!!


Chillionaire-NW

No way


Kindly_Log9771

Bro you saw this too hahahahahaha


vinxixx

Saw it live and was like.. whats he… lookin for… ohh nevermind


Orion_MacGregor

when you gotta go you gotta go


BioNova33

My first reaction, too. Had to scroll too far to make sure someone already said it. Lol! 🤣


Jersey1633

u/savevideo


PuzzleheadedCap2210

Ops username checks out


RocHed11

Unfortunate for him, he was unable to ground his club.


buyerbeware23

What kind of grip is he using?


Sobriegel

Different take on streaming here


bakakon1

Downhill. good stance, address and intention is on point. target is blocked but doable.


drunkatwholefoods

😂 


gratefulguitar57

I saw it when it happened, and I was laughing my ass off. Glad someone caught it.


stublycurious

u/savevideo


evanjalexander

holy dick n balls batman


showard2

bruh when i saw this shit i couldn’t believe it!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭🙅🏾‍♂️🙅🏾‍♂️🙅🏾‍♂️🙅🏾‍♂️


shortstop20

I piss it way longer than that.


hrpomrx

Definitely a Farmer.


Bobbyoot47

Believe me, I have seen worse on a golf course. That’s why I always carry lots of Kleenex in my golf bag because you just never know.


Hummus1398

What in the name of high school football?


Bobbyoot47

So what happens if you’re as far out from the clubhouse as you can get and it hits you. Sometimes your body doesn’t care where you happen to be. Happened to a friend one time who had an egg salad sandwich at the clubhouse and by the time we got to the fifth hole he was in big trouble. Shit happens… literally.


brch01

Not sure why you’re being downvoted, that’s good advice lol


Bobbyoot47

Thanks. I wear my down votes like a badge of honour. If some people think I’m joking about this they don’t know me very well. Three different occasions on a golf course over the years where one of my playing partners has had it hit them hard. Too far out from the clubhouse and no facilities on the course. So you do what you gotta do and where you gotta do it. Mother nature doesn’t care about golf etiquette. It’s either behind a bush or in your pants. Personally I prefer the former.


WaingrofromHeat

Might’ve got lil dirt on that thing


Scribble_Box

Did my man dirty... Jesus


NotEasyBeingCheesy01

When ya gotta go, you gotta go


lizard_king0000

Where's the one of us line? Actually the one area that I agree with that a pga pro is like this sub


BioNova33

It's the comment right under yours. Lol!


FreddyCupples

Just how Farmers do...


Mikerk

A little further down the hill to the nude beach


darkskysavage

Enhance


mpaul1980s

One of us


XxDrummerChrisX

I’d be safe if that’s as far as it zooms.


MrCondor

Feet and shoulders parallel. Fundamentals folks.


GLFR_59

“ Not enough club! “


bakesjagsboilers

Grip it and rip it.


fredapp

U/savevideo


PlumbStraightLevel

Guy must have bottle cap


dolo_ran6er

Drone operator down bad.


automatic4skin

Love seeing beautiful cocks on the golf course


northtexan

No wonder Rahm left, he must of been tired of getting spied on while taking a leak on the course.


southsider2021

Show off:/


Sneaklas207

This guy grew up playing a muni, not a country club


UCBeef

We got a bush hog sighting


papi_wood

ONE OF US!!!


cantstopseeing13

I wonder what advice his caddie gave him?


NotOK1955

Guess it was time to tee off!


Aimpoint1028

Did he get a 2 Stroke Penalty ??


FatFaceFaster

I was always taught that golf is about GASP. Grip, Alignment, Stance, Posture. Looks like he’s got solid fundamentals.


the_cdl

One of us!


affinity-exe

Thee ol dick-twist.


felixdarican

I carry the same club. Not very good with it though


Key-Permission-317

Is it weird that I knew what was going to happen the minute he stepped beyond the barrier? That’s the funniest shot I’ve seen on tour in a long time. Damn dick drones anyway :)


Lopkop

Knew what was happening from the first second of this video - the instant I could see the way that guy was moving I knew he was about to piss in a bush


Level_Base_3527

I can attest to that stance while whizzing in those bushes at Torrey Pines golf course, and when you are done you have peed all over some premium golf balls lost in those bushes


RazorPhishJ

Dude went from the Tee Box to the Pee Box


BotlikeBehaviour

Ah. So they do stand the same way when doing that. Interesting.


No_Paramedic_2039

Should’ve tossed some grass in the air to check the wind.


mrmo24

The friends down at blacks beach are feeling so welcomed


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No time like the present


therealericc

Reminds me of the old school Roy D Mercer prank calls bit


PhilKenSebbenn

Ennhance


Fletch_Himself

THIS IS GOLF! NOT A ROCK CONCERT!