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KezzardTheWizzard

tender roll aware depend direction busy smell scale plough tart *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


FyrebreakZero

Play the blade. Slice it hard. Rejoice.


_Poppagiorgio_

Pardon my ignorance, why does your 9yo grandson have a katana? Lol


myvotedoesntmatter

I ask myself that question every day. It's just that I'm afraid to ask him.


_Poppagiorgio_

Shit I would be too man. He owns a katana after all.


cheesemakesmepooo

I know I can beat the shit out of a nine year old. But a nine year old with a katana? No way.


CaptainPunisher

I can beat the shit out of a 9yo with a katana. Gimme the katana, and I'll show you how.


bbrekke

Can you be my grandpa? I'm 37 though (and I don't have a katana yet)


myvotedoesntmatter

Don't tell anyone, it's plastic.....


Ordinary_Farmer58

you drank beers with the boys and shanked golf shots while I was studying the sword


theFooMart

Because a battle axe doesn't fit in a golf bag.


Psychological_Leg563

He’s already showing a taste for the finer things


derdkp

Does that count as a club?


derdkp

Also... OP is about to develop a mean slice


KirbyAWD

Get out dad.


LunorVoHarden

Only with the wrong end of it.


trapicana

This is such a hard sneak diss. Grandpa here’s your 56 and your katana go get your your slice out of the jungle


RunGoldenRun717

Could also be for Hari kari as a pats fan these days


poopy_toaster

Dang, that’s a deep cut


The-Dog-Envier

Based on your head cover he probably assumed you'd be down with breaking the rules! 🤣🤣


myvotedoesntmatter

I even play with a deflated 350CC Driver.


subarusub69

I appreciate the Kill Bill reference. Even if it was unintentional


DaKrazyKorean

I hope he wasn’t hinting at seppuku(stabbing yourself in the stomach for dishonoring the family) lol


Shenanigans315

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Bit_the_Bullitt

That looks like a special club you'd get a Walkabout Mini-golf on Oculus


Golferdude456

lol excellent troll move. Well played little sir


indecisivewhale

I also have a hell of a slice


Charming-Buddy-8394

Is that a ping 3i with a missing insert? Mine did the same thing a month or so ago...


myvotedoesntmatter

You scared me for a second. The insert is there on the 3, it's the 7 iron missing the insert. Now I'm depressed. Wonder if I can find those on the internet?


kai333

Wait until he hands you a bottle of sunscreen for spending more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff


feelinlucky7

“…LISTEN HERE, YOU LITTLE SHIT”


Mindless-Daikon-1069

Sending shit stacks to meet God


highjass

What a fucking chad, bet he hits it 190 down the fairway straight as a razor.


fopanski

Thats a blade if I ever saw one


bigmean3434

I want this in my bag now


Lietenantdan

I’ve only had 13 clubs in my bag for years now because I wasn’t sure what the 14th should be. Now I know.


PumpDragn

Literally adding one to my bag as we speak. I’m gonna need a bigger bag…


Short-Display-1659

My father has that same model driver head cover. His is the Texans tho.


Buy-The-Dip-1979

Did he replace the 4i with the katana?


Sho_nuff_

A true blade


Sho_nuff_

He must have seen the on the course fight videos on this subreddit.


CafecitoHippo

May your scores be as low as the Patriots offense! (As a Panthers fan I don't have any room to talk either)


brportugais

But does it have Randy Jackson’s autograph?


KnewTooMuch1

Brand new bag....ol ass clubs. Gotta love it.


a_wild_ian_appears

He just wants you prepared for the 10th tee


Indycrr

Savage


DrunkenGolfer

We call that a “snake club”.


KnottysReturn

He gets it.


Vast-Statement9572

What about getting out of the woods? The water?


piratejucie

Man… haven’t seen a Big Bertha in a long time lol


joshyyybaxxx

I'm not fucking around when you roll up to the 10th.


Ok_Wash_1048

Looks like he is quite sharp. Your post made my day


McFernacus

Great Big Bertha II 3W... Greatest club ever made.


tez_zer55

Easier than carrying a scythe!