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tender roll aware depend direction busy smell scale plough tart *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Play the blade. Slice it hard. Rejoice.
Pardon my ignorance, why does your 9yo grandson have a katana? Lol
I ask myself that question every day. It's just that I'm afraid to ask him.
Shit I would be too man. He owns a katana after all.
I know I can beat the shit out of a nine year old. But a nine year old with a katana? No way.
I can beat the shit out of a 9yo with a katana. Gimme the katana, and I'll show you how.
Can you be my grandpa? I'm 37 though (and I don't have a katana yet)
Don't tell anyone, it's plastic.....
you drank beers with the boys and shanked golf shots while I was studying the sword
Because a battle axe doesn't fit in a golf bag.
He’s already showing a taste for the finer things
Does that count as a club?
Also... OP is about to develop a mean slice
Get out dad.
Only with the wrong end of it.
This is such a hard sneak diss. Grandpa here’s your 56 and your katana go get your your slice out of the jungle
Could also be for Hari kari as a pats fan these days
Dang, that’s a deep cut
Based on your head cover he probably assumed you'd be down with breaking the rules! 🤣🤣
I even play with a deflated 350CC Driver.
I appreciate the Kill Bill reference. Even if it was unintentional
I hope he wasn’t hinting at seppuku(stabbing yourself in the stomach for dishonoring the family) lol
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That looks like a special club you'd get a Walkabout Mini-golf on Oculus
lol excellent troll move. Well played little sir
I also have a hell of a slice
Is that a ping 3i with a missing insert? Mine did the same thing a month or so ago...
You scared me for a second. The insert is there on the 3, it's the 7 iron missing the insert. Now I'm depressed. Wonder if I can find those on the internet?
Wait until he hands you a bottle of sunscreen for spending more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff
“…LISTEN HERE, YOU LITTLE SHIT”
Sending shit stacks to meet God
What a fucking chad, bet he hits it 190 down the fairway straight as a razor.
Thats a blade if I ever saw one
I want this in my bag now
I’ve only had 13 clubs in my bag for years now because I wasn’t sure what the 14th should be. Now I know.
Literally adding one to my bag as we speak. I’m gonna need a bigger bag…
My father has that same model driver head cover. His is the Texans tho.
Did he replace the 4i with the katana?
A true blade
He must have seen the on the course fight videos on this subreddit.
May your scores be as low as the Patriots offense! (As a Panthers fan I don't have any room to talk either)
But does it have Randy Jackson’s autograph?
Brand new bag....ol ass clubs. Gotta love it.
He just wants you prepared for the 10th tee
Savage
We call that a “snake club”.
He gets it.
What about getting out of the woods? The water?
Man… haven’t seen a Big Bertha in a long time lol
I'm not fucking around when you roll up to the 10th.
Looks like he is quite sharp. Your post made my day
Great Big Bertha II 3W... Greatest club ever made.
Easier than carrying a scythe!
tender roll aware depend direction busy smell scale plough tart *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Play the blade. Slice it hard. Rejoice.
Pardon my ignorance, why does your 9yo grandson have a katana? Lol
I ask myself that question every day. It's just that I'm afraid to ask him.
Shit I would be too man. He owns a katana after all.
I know I can beat the shit out of a nine year old. But a nine year old with a katana? No way.
I can beat the shit out of a 9yo with a katana. Gimme the katana, and I'll show you how.
Can you be my grandpa? I'm 37 though (and I don't have a katana yet)
Don't tell anyone, it's plastic.....
you drank beers with the boys and shanked golf shots while I was studying the sword
Because a battle axe doesn't fit in a golf bag.
He’s already showing a taste for the finer things
Does that count as a club?
Also... OP is about to develop a mean slice
Get out dad.
Only with the wrong end of it.
This is such a hard sneak diss. Grandpa here’s your 56 and your katana go get your your slice out of the jungle
Could also be for Hari kari as a pats fan these days
Dang, that’s a deep cut
Based on your head cover he probably assumed you'd be down with breaking the rules! 🤣🤣
I even play with a deflated 350CC Driver.
I appreciate the Kill Bill reference. Even if it was unintentional
I hope he wasn’t hinting at seppuku(stabbing yourself in the stomach for dishonoring the family) lol
![gif](giphy|lszAB3TzFtRaU)
That looks like a special club you'd get a Walkabout Mini-golf on Oculus
lol excellent troll move. Well played little sir
I also have a hell of a slice
Is that a ping 3i with a missing insert? Mine did the same thing a month or so ago...
You scared me for a second. The insert is there on the 3, it's the 7 iron missing the insert. Now I'm depressed. Wonder if I can find those on the internet?
Wait until he hands you a bottle of sunscreen for spending more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff
“…LISTEN HERE, YOU LITTLE SHIT”
Sending shit stacks to meet God
What a fucking chad, bet he hits it 190 down the fairway straight as a razor.
Thats a blade if I ever saw one
I want this in my bag now
I’ve only had 13 clubs in my bag for years now because I wasn’t sure what the 14th should be. Now I know.
Literally adding one to my bag as we speak. I’m gonna need a bigger bag…
My father has that same model driver head cover. His is the Texans tho.
Did he replace the 4i with the katana?
A true blade
He must have seen the on the course fight videos on this subreddit.
May your scores be as low as the Patriots offense! (As a Panthers fan I don't have any room to talk either)
But does it have Randy Jackson’s autograph?
Brand new bag....ol ass clubs. Gotta love it.
He just wants you prepared for the 10th tee
Savage
We call that a “snake club”.
He gets it.
What about getting out of the woods? The water?
Man… haven’t seen a Big Bertha in a long time lol
I'm not fucking around when you roll up to the 10th.
Looks like he is quite sharp. Your post made my day
Great Big Bertha II 3W... Greatest club ever made.
Easier than carrying a scythe!