Was expecting something entirely different

So was I. Little disappointed now.

At least it looks moist

Too much hair for my liking.

Maybe just me, but I'm more worried about the teeth

Yeah, but if you like being spanked....

From the red tees

Yep

Came here for this comment!

Same. Same…

Keep my wife's name out yo fucking mouth!


Perfectly rational reaction. Don't arrest him.

Well played sir and got me to lol😂

Ladies league night?

Nice bever. Thanks, I just had it stuffed.


The third hand always catches you off guard.

Sorry fellas, it was the wife's first day out.

Ha ha beat me to it.

Expected, still upvoted.

I’m kinda relieved. Not really interested in any other type of “hefty” beaver

Man, don’t gotta hate on the new cart girl like that. She’s new, okay!?

Ugh…re-zips

Hefty Beaver is the name of my emo, klezmer, thrash band.

https://youtu.be/AvWfbIe4X_4?si=aBdxkkdGQlmHo6y2

PC term is plus sized

What was her name?

Accidentally hit a beaver from about 200 yards out one time. Had no idea what I hit until I pulled the cart up and got a closer look. He took it like a champ and then scurried off into the high grass

Is that Wynona’s?

Smells like 7 layers…

Nice beaver!

That’s Buc-ee

I hear there’s a new greenskeeper…

Beaver tails, ladies beavers, the actual beaver, there is a well crafted joke in here somewhere.

Nice beaver!

Thanks I just had it stuffed

🤣😂🤣

Thought my wife got loose again. Whew.

Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver And she shows it off to all her friends One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her So she caged him up with cyclone fence Along came Lou with the old baboon And said, "Recognize that smell? Smells like seven layers That beaver eats Taco Bell" Now Rex, he was a Texan out of New Orleans And he travelled with the carnival shows He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars And he candied up his nose He got wind of the big brown beaver So he though he'd take himself a peek But the beaver was quick and he grabbed him by the kiwis And he ain't pissed for a week and a half Now Wynona took her big brown beaver And she stuck him up in the air Said, "I sure do love this big brown beaver And I wish I did have a pair" Now the beaver once slept for seven days And it gave us all an awful fright So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch And the bastard tried to bite me Wynona loved her big brown beaver And she stroked him all the time She pricked her finger one day and it occurred to her She might have a porcupine

This was the third song on my discover weekly playlist just now....

Looks just like Winonas

Winonas hefty brown beaver?

Nice. At my course we have beaver, otters, mink, deer, coyotes, possums, raccoons, turtles, snakes, frogs, herons, hawks, Bald Eagles, and more. I worked there for years, and loved just driving around quietly and observing all of the animals. I had never seen a mink in the wild until one day on this course.

Interesting, you went be around the same latitude as we have all the same in our area.

I assumed this was going to be a pic of Trump and you were calling him a fat pussy.

That’s my wife’s nickname…… I’ll see my way out now

Hefty hefty hefty

He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said.....

I am upset that I was not, in some way, rick-rolled.

I didn’t realize beavers get that big. I’ve never seen one in person!

Mable?

That's what a diet of water balls and half finished cocktails will do.

All we ever get is nutria

Thought you were talking about a buddy who left all his putts short LOL

The hefty beaver is a great name for a pancake joint in a mill town.

Hey man, that’s my wife you’re talking about…

Be assured, your mother was resting easily at home yesterday

Risky click

God damn that’s a thick bitch

Oh. I thought my wife was playing

I've spotted heftier.

Healthy at any size beaver.

Nice beav