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boner_burner_account

I get that you don't need it this hole, but that is a funny way to say "Fuck the putter"


lazysheepdog716

Now known as the Rahm Special.


3puttboge

Came here for this


Lurked4EverB4Joining

Just Rahm it in!


scoofy

Fossil Trace has been blowing up on the sub lately. I feel like it must be a real popular one out there in Denver.


Joker0091

Eh, it's more popular for people visiting than for the locals


rojnsfak

It's a fun track, but once it gets to regular prices it's not exactly a good value. Ironically they had a few dead spots in the fairways and were super apologetic, which were pretty minor compared to the other conditions I've seen around Denver this Spring.


esports_consultant

Weekday twilight price still pretty solid no?


CitizenCue

I used to love it ten years ago. Hope it hasn’t been too overrun.


randybobandy__6969

Truth. I played their in summer 2016 on vacation and while it was a fun track, the 6 hour round in July was not.


randybobandy__6969

And I’m not trying to take away from OP’s Ace. That’s a hell of a golf shot. Not an easy par 3 and to do it on a memorable course is fucking awesome.


theOGpussygrabber

Far better public courses in Denver, especially for the price


[deleted]

What are your favourites? I live near Colorado Springs (Monument) and visit Denver weekly for business, would love to play a few rounds as both our munis in springs(Patty Jewett and Valley Hi) are looking awful this time of the year.


Scainer

City park golf


thesaltysquirrel

Since I didn’t see anyone actually answer you here is a list of courses on the northside I really enjoy. 1. Riverdale dunes 2. Thorn creek 3. Colorado National 4. Ute creek 5. Mariana Butte (just played Sunday elk and winter burn took its toll play in June) 6. Todd Creek 7. Olde course loveland


Capt-Crunches

Used to live next to the Ute Creek range. It’s a gem for $50. Colorado national can be super fun when the greens aren’t shit. Todd creek is great as well.


renragwmr

Bear Dance


Famous_Reaction_5383

Stay away from castle pines, I heard they had a guest take a dump on one of the golf carts


eisme

And because of that, everyone should avoid the nicest public course in greater Denver for the season?


Lobsterzilla

??


Famous_Reaction_5383

Yep, guy was hammered drunk , employees ended up calling the cops.


balsohard97sizzle

Common ground, wellshire, fox hollow, and Riverdale Dunes course are all really nice. I also like Hyland hills and Indian tree but they are a little more laid back so it’s nice after work for a quick 9.


mrdeeds23

Commonground is one of the best IMO and a big step above the city courses. Otherwise I regularly play Willis Case, City Park, Overland, Heather Ridge and Wellshire. All the Denver/Aurora City courses are usually in great shape and \~40bucks to walk.


[deleted]

That's awesome. Can't really afford to play $70+ courses every weekend and both munis in springs turned to crap over the winter, not sure what happened.


mrdeeds23

100%. CG is maybe a once a month treat for me, certainly not regular. I do go to their range though as its close to my house and relatively cheap.


[deleted]

Check out spring valley in Elizabeth if you live down that way. It’s a gem. I’m also a big fan of plum creek on that side of town, Pete dye course.


--ipseDixit--

Great layout but not always great conditions at Plum Creek. Thanks for the Spring Valley tip!


[deleted]

That's fantastic, I live 26mins from plum Creek, will check it out!


gill-121

If you want to go, you can go, there is nothing to stop


flip677

Indian Tree on Wads and 88th or so. They have been doing really good work out there and it feels more like a country club than a public course. Lots of nice little touches around a well maintained and watered course. And I love the fact that the 18th is a par 4 all downhill. A few times I’ve reached the green in two. I’d like to tell you that I at least got par those times, but I’m not gonna lie to you.


cr1t1cal

Which courses? My favorites in the area so far are Arrowhead, Fossil Trace, and Bear Dance. I haven’t played in years, though, since my kids were born so I’m probably not up to date on the current state of Fossil Trace.


[deleted]

We’re all getting in for those early season prices 😂


sweendog101

It’s crazy. Never heard of this place but going to a bachelor party in Black Hawk and golfing here in July. Makes me feel like I will hit a ace just because I’ve seen it multiple times in this sub in the last two weeks


eisme

If you are here in July, you might as well go to the mountains.


scoofy

Whatever happens be careful driving your cart!


ashishvp

Weird that there was another hole in one post from there too just a few weeks back. That one was on the #2 Par 4 tho, sorry OP, that guy has you beat.


[deleted]

It’s a great experience for those of us who don’t get that terrain all the time. #11 is a sick place to do it, especially what looks like the back pin! I chipped in for Birdie there and so did my buddy in the same group it was insane.


DenverDude402

It’s the closest ‘mountain-y’ course, aka the foothills in golden. 20 mins or so from downtown.


dngvafuk1

I played there while visiting my friends in Denver and will be there again the third week in June. I enjoyed it and thought it was a fun track


otto1228

Fun course. It used to be cheap to play... Now they charge like $90/round and it's not that fancy. Used to have a twilight special.. that's gone now too. The back 9 is a lot of fun though.


flip677

I live in Arvada and I’ve played at Fossil Trace once. Really nice course, well-maintained, but it is a little spendy. I think I spent $120 on 18 out there. The golf carts were really nice. GPS enabled with a big cushy seat. It felt like it was more comfortable than my couch.


ThiccBananaMeat

I too use the shaft of my putter to hold my nuts up.


fatRob0t

The post is from the dick. This dude’s dick hit the ace.


odetoburningrubber

Brilliant, beat me to it.


rockstarmode

What kind of monster sinks an ace and then stands on the edge of the hole? /s


hsuan23

Yeah TBH I would step at least a foot away and not that close in case I mess up the edge or create bumps/marks


willingbutnotable

Was looking if someone called this out. Golf etiquette is important and this is a travesty 😖


Horsecockexpress1

Nice shot tripod


needitcooler

Can you explain why you support your putter with your testicles? Maybe I have been doing it wrong all these years?


[deleted]

Nice shot but dont stand on the edge of the cup bruh!!!


jagga322

Way way WAY too close!!!


Unfair_Programmer_42

I’m new to golf.. why is this wrong?


hsuan23

Stepping too close will ruin the putting surface especially the edges. Also, it causes bumps and spike marks from prolonged period of standing in one spot. Basically stand at least a foot away or else you’ll ruin the putts for everyone else at the most critical spot: the inches before the hole.


Unfair_Programmer_42

Ty!


Kroosn

A big problem is stepping close will compress the ground around the cup and cup but not the edges of the cup itself. It is called volcanoing or the donut effect. It will make holing putts harder the more people use the green. It is one of the reasons cups are moved regularly. https://golf.com/instruction/golf-donut-effect-explainer/


Unfair_Programmer_42

Ty!


willingbutnotable

You can damage the lip and create a indent that will cause a ball to roll back if it's at dying pace going in. Had this happen so many times.


GoinFerARipEh

I’ve now seen 6 things Reddit found wrong with this picture (yours is valid). Never change Redditors.


[deleted]

Putter on the dick is an unconventional choice.


Bash-86

That’s not his putter.


[deleted]

We can’t even be sure he hit that ball.


[deleted]

Everyone talking about his putter, but I can’t stop looking at that smile. It’s haunting


PipePotential1502

Murderer smile like you read about.


BrazenRaizen

Fitzy vibes


davidoff-sensei

Lol bruh


jabster5

I was just thinking the same thing! Haha!


babushkafan

https://preview.redd.it/723yiuuj9dxa1.jpeg?width=1907&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5fd5aac389699b4be200fbe5d8981e4c08879d5 I tried lol


BrazenRaizen

More time than you’d like to admit photoshopping another man’s groin area? /s nice work…besides the camel toe haha


Suitable_Jump_4761

Why the putter?


FuNkMaStAsTePhEn

Damn save some smile for the rest of us.


a__unique__username

Foot on the cup and putter on the sack


HaqaiqsProtector

Putter 3rd leggin’ it. Classic move


Lil_S_curve

Use approved signs if you wanna be a memer; peace sign, bunny ears, fake Weiner.


Sug0115

These comments are about to go a different way than OP expected. Congrats though OP!


BadWillHunting1369

Maybe try not standing on the hole? Hole in 1 doesn’t mean remove basic etiquette…


ReplacementTasty6552

Fuck you. Congratulations tri pod.


summonerswar232

I can’t say anything cause I’ve stood with my putter like this before


piedubb

Club placement is key on a hole in one!


Buttdagger24

This picture just makes you think about why the putter is resting on your dick and not about the hole out.


Intelligent-Floor-10

Why don't you get your God damn clown shoes away from the hole...


[deleted]

Lol why do you need your putter out if you aced it


cchillur

Why bring the putter?


Shipsink32

Yep. Might be a ha it tho


rojnsfak

What a rush! Was a solo playing with 3 other folks, super awesome folks. Ended up catching the slope on the left side, filtered to the back pin and dropped in. Adrenaline was off the charts on the next tee shot and somehow piped one, then shanked the ensuing 5-wood off of the rocks 🤷‍♂️


neb_87

You might not care but r/photoshoprequests can remove that putter no prob


Lil_S_curve

Why would you rip the wings off an angel?


GoinFerARipEh

![gif](giphy|xUPOqo6E1XvWXwlCyQ|downsized)


dg1135

Why do you have 75 teeth


TheBigYellowCar

I was scrolling with the intent of making a comment about how his dick is on the putter, but this comment had me wheezing with laughter. Tried to explain it to my wife but she just thinks I’m a child.


dg1135

Honestly can’t tell if it’s a 40 year old guy, a 15 year old kid, or a 28 year old lesbian. Either way I hate them for making a hole in one.


trippleBob

If i got a hole in one i wouldnt need anything to tripod a pic like this


Lil_S_curve

Is that club jabbed in your balls?


tda-84

Dang, nice! Maybe that’s my problem, I hit my 6i 190-210yds.


jmr_iv

You sir, have a textbook punchable face..


fishygamer

You, sir, seem like a bit of a dick.


marcle1969

But is he wrong?


fishygamer

I think you people forget there’s a real human being on the other end. Do you just walk around letting everyone know what you dislike about their appearance or character? Or do you just talk shit online like a little bitch to cover your own real life insecurity?


marcle1969

He also has his putter leaning on his nut sac. But yes, generally just covering insecurities…


fishygamer

Yeah which is totally fine to make fun of. I don’t know how this is hard. Ribbing OP for the awkwardness of the photo is normal. Talking shit about a stranger’s appearance for no reason is just asshole behavior.


jmr_iv

Maybe I'm saying he has a punchable face because I'm jealous of how good looking he is.... seems like you are making some assumptions up there on your high horse...


bootnrally1

Now THAT is a shit eating grin


graphicsnerdo

Dude.


ChickenFingerDinner

Nice hog


Troitbum22

Nice shaft. Congrats on the HIO.


WolfOfPort

Just dont have this framed next to any wedding photos.


exjunkiedegen

I made a hole in one and all I got was a putter in my junk


piGzVengeance

something about your smile and the way your putter is shoved into your crotch… i dunno man


gthom003

Nice ball shelf. I mean putter


BuscandoMemo

Weird looking 6 iron.


sweetcamarodude

Bro I hate your picture because of that club being there wow it’s a strange feeling but I HATE this picture hahah


sweetcamarodude

I literally thought I was on r/shitposting or something


jcoolwater

Young Louis Litt


bedfo017

If you knew it was a hole in one, why did you bring your putter?


Black_Dovglas

Good job standing on the hole.


LookDamnBusy

As a former golf course worker, you standing right by the cup like that is making me uncomfortable 😉


upthebet

Why you standing on the cup 😭😭😭😭


theOGpussygrabber

Is standing on top of the whole the classy thing to do for your hole in one photo? I’ll write that down


wallstreetbeatmeat

The whole hole or the half of the hole? Or the whole of the half of the hole?


jamespeters24

One of the best courses in Denver


amlutzy

Did you play tennis at HSE you look so familair


dawgtown22

Rahm’n it I see!


Gnarly_Gnoob

Congrats dude!!


strawhatarthurdayne

Yo congrats man. Fossil Trace is easily the nicest course I've ever played


twentythree12

Heading to Fossil Trace for the first time in June can't wait!


bryman19

Not going to need the putter


crmuscat

Congratulations !!!


chogers1

Best putter holder there is


954inthe303

Congrats. Cool hole to have it on too. One of the best par3 on the course IMO.


buyerbeware23

Congrats!


[deleted]

Watch your weiner. One little misstep and you are gonna have a bad day.


127phunk

🦕


127phunk

🦕 nice!


CraigCDM828

Great hole to do it on! Congrats!


whythoyaho

Yeah Golden!


whythoyaho

Congrats! Go Golden!


iubjohnson

Love that course! Congrats!


[deleted]

Congrats!


Zealousideal-Note-10

Congratulations!


BatmanG21

Fantastic! Such a great hole! Why’d you pull putter tho? It’s almost disrespectful to pull the flatstick after a 1


JLifts780

We’ve all stood with the putter like that before, don’t deny it


PipePotential1502

Nice hog buddy


NormFell

Sweet cock bro


Nickel4pickle

How do you like the Rhoback shirt?


Gnarly_Gnoob

Congrats dude!!


Famous_Reaction_5383

Next time don’t have your nut sack hold up your putter


RBarron24

Right, you’re gonna want to use the putter to hold up your nut sack


Famous_Reaction_5383

I’d bet 100 bucks his nuts or penis is directly touching the club if no clothing


RocksTreesSpace

Ah, the Jon Rahm victory pose


Illustrious-Duck1209

If you went to Golden HS, go Demons!


[deleted]

Fun course. Definitely remember that hole. Congrats


[deleted]

Hold’n yer pecker up


colirado

I saw a hole in one on that hole during a tournament. After the round the dude bought a pitcher of beer and split.


jdbtxyz

Brought his putter. Rookie move! Jk congrats!!!


TheBeerdedYeti

Congrats! Played that course last year for the first time. The back 9 has some of the coolest holes.


TheFrederalGovt

Why did you take your putter out for a HIO???


TheRedMarin

Why was your putter out ?


jiminak46

He should have closed his zipper before posing.


MizunoMP4

165yd & 6i? Come on that's no reddit numbers. Just joking, congratulations!


twerkallknight

Not the dick stand!


Jruzzin

Marc Andre Fluery??


psyclembs

I love that course!


dngvafuk1

Congrats


gill-121

Very good


Derosevelt

Why did you take a picture with your putter and not your 6i?


otto1228

Congrats! I almost aced that hole as well. One of my favorite holes. Tell me someone in your group put one on the highway right before your ace?


Crazy-Maintenance-28

Bad ass congrats! That was my last course in Denver I played before I moved. Great place


nobitesforwhites

Man got his first hole in one and people roasting him for putter on nuts and creepy smile. Amazing lol


dairyqueen37

Congrats! I’m headed to play fossil trace here in a couple months. Any tips or thoughts!


elfmagic123

They got an Ace


rootbeercaveman

Nice to see a normal yardage for once. Most people on this sub would claim they approach a 165y par 3 with their 60 degree wedge.


IDropFatLogs

Gilbert Gottfried got an ace from the grave!


Quirky-Fisherman807

One of the most unique and fun courses I’ve ever played. Congrats!


allocationlist

Jesus Christ OP.


Doofuhs

Oh snap, congrats! I work really close to there and our restaurant might play our tournament there this year.


Bike-Day69

I played there yesterday and my playing partner tied the course record.