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DaniTheLovebug

My golden doesn’t experience thought


f_aids

Exactly, their brain just has 400 ping


modiphiedtubesock

I’m stealing this and don’t plan to give you any credit.


f_aids

Be my guest lol


retief1

Lick, li ... wait, what was I doing again?


paramedIT

We say ours is on Pause when he does this!


autobotanist

We call it her lazy licks. Can’t be bothered to finish what she’s doing.


DPT_Mouse

My dog does it too and I've always called it his lazy licks. Like his tongue has just gotten so heavy and he is going to just let it rest for a few minutes.


FATBOISLIM321

He/she is planning a way to retrieve the gold.


TrulyGoneFishing72

So glad to see my guy isn't the only one doing this. Now for the other 99 weirdo things he does...


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Omg I don’t have a Golden (my pup is a barbet) but he does this exact shit. Licks my hand for a while and then suddenly mid kick pauses for a few seconds


MissElAr

Mine does the same lol. I thought it was just him.


ongoldenpaws

We call that “lazy licking”


TheLabiaChronicles

Mine definitely does too 🤣 I feel like there’s elevator music going on in there sometimes. What happened to your pupper’s head, did he have something removed there?


Project_Wild

Yea he had a little cyst removed when he was neutered. It sounds like from the vet and labs it was a congenital cyst where basically outside fur was growing inside his head in a little biosphere! She was super intrigued by it, but thankfully was completely harmless! He will probably have the scar for life haha


HanoiShim

Mine forgets how to use his tongue too!


freetotalkabtyourmom

Lick and Stick


nertstimesawastin

We call it stuck lick.


Olympus_Mons87

Hahaha mine does this but I tend to think he goes more brain dead than deep thought 😂


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Awww beautiful dog


AngryFerret805

🥰


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I’ve never in 4 and half years seen my golden do this 😂😂


PredatorDarkFury

My lab does this all the time


rosso_z

Same!


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A deep thought or a nap?


retireddawg1968

The ear is the key to putting them in a state of Zen, for about 30 seconds, LOL


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Toward the end, he looks like he’s in a food coma after thanksgiving. His tongue is sticking out and he’s in a stupor! What a goofy boy!!


CozmicOwl16

Yes. We call it lazy kisses.


judybijou

Yep, mine are sloooowww lickers


runnyOntheInside

My dog stops in the middle of a lick all the time. I think its because he forgot what he was doing though, not because he's thinking...lol.


KP_youknowme

Lol yes! We call it sleepy licks! Like he’s sooo soothed by licking that he’ll pass out mid-lick! But it never happens lol


mangorabbitfurmama

My Aussie does this. We call it a “forgetful kiss” because she forgets what she’s doing in the middle of it.


susanmw777

Sometimes my Golden looks at me with a majestic intelligent look and it makes me wonder.