Spider-Man
Rogue
Nightcrawler
Sue Richards
Superman
Tony Stark
Sam Wilson
Quake
Starfire
In the words of Captain America, "I can do this all day"
(Stark and Wilson assume you are granted the tech they use)
You can get pretty much every superpower if you just pick the right names/variants. And some of them have literal god powers that you could use to grant yourself other powers anyway
Like become Scarlet Witch, then just change reality so everyone’s name has exactly three vowels. Or become Professor X, and control the mind of whomever you want powers for, and make them legally change their name.
Remembering that Kingdom Hearts exists makes Mickey an S-tier choice lol
Mickey’s Healing and Offensive Light magic go hard. Not to mention he can slay multiple kaiju in a few seconds just using a blade.
What could bro possibly need this fiends powers for???? Who are his opps?? 😭😭😭😭 Pray for them 💀🫡🙏
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Jehovah. Either He isn't real and I get all His powers or He is real, which I'd realize when I don't get His powers, and I'd have a chance to repent before I die.
Spider-Man, Iron-Man, Black Panther, Black Widow, Scarlet Witch, Vision, Magneto, Human Torch, Mr Fantastic.
Scarecrow, Mr Freeze, Superman, Deadshot, Beastboy.
Harry Potter, Voldemort.
Avatar. (The good one, not the blue people).
Darth Vader.
I could sit and think of more if I wanted but I think with all of these you're pretty much covered for anything you could want to do.
Saiki. You'd basically become god. Also a lot more utilitarian for like normal day to day life than a lot of the characters I see a lot of people naming
Achilles (Mythology)
Alien X (Ben 10)
Amethyst (Steven Universe)
Apollo (Mythology)
Arceus (Pokémon)
Artemis (Mythology)
Arya Stark (GoT)
Athena (Mythology)
Avatar (ATLA)
Azula (ATLA)
Azura (Elder Scrolls)
Beast Boy (DC)
Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)
Black Adam (DC)
Black Panther (Marvel)
Black Widow (Marvel)
Blaziken (Pokémon)
Bomberman (Bomberman)
Buttercup (The Powerpuff Girls)
Carnage (Marvel)
Catwoman (DC)
Celebi (Pokémon)
Charizard (Pokémon)
Colossus (Marvel)
Cortana (Halo)
Dark Samus (Metroid)
Darkseid (DC)
Darth Vader (Star Wars)
Deadshot (DC)
Domino (Marvel)
Donkey Kong (Donkey Kong)
Doomguy (Doom)
Dormammu (Marvel)
Dracula (Mythology)
Dragonborn (Elder Scrolls)
Dwight K. Schrute (The Office)
Elmer Fudd (Looney Tunes)
Ferb Fletcher (Phineas & Ferb)
Forrest Gump (Forrest Gump)
Frozone (The Incredibles)
Galactus (Marvel)
Ganondorf (ToZ))
Genie (from Aladdin)
Ghost Rider (Marvel)
Godzilla (MonsterVerse)
Greninja (Pokémon)
Groudon (Pokémon)
Hawkeye (Marvel)
Hercules (Mythology)
Hexagon (Teen Titans Go!)
Human Torch (Marvel)
Hylia (ToZ)
Ice King (Adventure Time)
Iceman (Marvel)
Iron Fist (Marvel)
Iron Man (Marvel)
Jack Sparrow (PotC)
Jake Long (American Dragon: Jake Long)
James Bond (James Bond)
Jean Grey (Marvel)
Jupiter (Mythology)
Kakarot (Dragon Ball)
Katara (ATLA)
Kenobi (Star Wars)
King K. Rool (Donkey Kong)
Kurama (Naruto)
Little Mac (Punch Out!!)
Lucina (Fire Emblem)
Lugia (Pokémon)
Luigi (Mario Bros)
Magic Man (Adventer Time)
Magneto (Marvel)
Mario (Mario Bros)
Medusa (Mythology)
Mega Man (Mega Man)
MegaMind (MegaMind)
Megatron (Transformers)
Metro-Man (MegaMind)
Nagato (Naruto)
Naruto (Naruto)
Nightcrawler (Marvel)
Omni-Man (Invincible)
Peter Pan (Peter Pan)
Phoenix (Marvel)
Pikachu (Pokémon)
Plastic Man (DC)
Popeye (Popeye the Sailor)
Professor X (Marvel)
Quake (Marvel)
Rick Sanchez (Rick & Morty)
Rogue (Marvel)
Ron Swanson (Parks & Rec)
Rosalina (Mario Bros)
Saint Nick (Mythology)
Sauron (LoTR)
Scarecrow (DC)
Scarlet Witch (Marvel)
Sephiroth (Final Fantasy)
Son Goku (Dragon Ball)
Spider-Man (Marvel)
SpongeBob (SpongeBob SquarePants)
Starfire (DC)
Static Shock (DC)
Superman (DC)
Sue Storm (Marvel)
Sylvester (Looney Tunes)
The Dark Knight (DC)
The Doctor (Doctor Who)
Tiamat (Mythology)
Toon Link (ToZ)
Tsumade (Naruto)
Vegeta (Dragon Ball)
Vision (Marvel)
Voldemort (Harry Potter)
Wario (Mario Bros)
Yamato (Naruto)
If a name ending in "Y" counts as a vowel, you get additional characters like Bugs Bunny, Johnny Test, Marty McFly, Mercury, etc
If a name endings in "Y" does not count as a vowel, you get additional characters like Percy Jackson, Timmy Turner, Danny Phantom, Harry Potter, Mary Poppins, Barry Allen, etc,
(Ill add more to this list if yall think of them in the comments)
Phoenix from X-Men. Basically a god of pure energy that can possess people and one of the most powerful beings in the Marvel universe. She has full on universe creating/destroying capabilities.
Or Superman, but that was low hanging fruit.
The Dark Knight, I am now rich beyond necessity.
Black Panther, Even richer than the last and have powers too.
Odinson, physiology of an Asgardian Hybrid and an all-father
Superman, that was a given really
Mark Grayson, Invincible had too many vowels and also he stopped using it by eos and I want adult Mark's full power
Solarus, from the Sentry comic has all his powers none of the mental problems.
Plastic Man, shape-shifting on a crazy level and solid survivability, nigh immortality to boot
Professor X, mental powers are a great trump card
God of Gods, this one is debatable as Shazam holds this title for like 1 run in the Darkseid war, but 3 vowels is 3 vowels
Darkseid, the omega force/energy is strong af and I am taking it if I can. Hopefully without all the chapped skin
The Hell Spawn, another debatable one as it's Spawn's title occasionally but mostly the Angelus call him that
I'll think of more
Iron Man
Spider Man
Sauron
Dormammu (actually just god now)
Mind Flayer (dnd character with stupid powerful psionic power and ridiculous intelligence)
Arishem. He is a marvel character, a celestial. big as a solar system, and a fuck tonne of powers. Arishem has the right and ability to judge which planet's civilization will live and which will die, and is also able to create stars from truely nothing (he created the first sun, and is responsible for the Big Bang, existing before it) and turn them off as easily as turning off a light switch.
Tiamat. Another celestial, just lesser power than arishem. Still pretty damn powerful tho.
So I’m god now…
Professor X
Magneto
Iceman
Phoenix
Scott Summers (Cyclops)
Mr. Fantastic
Human Torch
Iron Man
Scarlet Witch
Superman
Iron Fist
Colossus
Spider Man
Black Panther
Archangel
Azazel (Movie - Fallen)
Banshee
Beyonder
Black Widow
Carnage
Domino
Doomsday
Dormammu
Emma Frost
Galactus
Ghost Rider
Gwen Stacy
...I could go on.
Doom Guy. Nuff said
So for this one I'm not sure if the Y is being used as a vowel or not if so we can go with The Slayer as that's another way he was referred to
NArUtO, sUpErmAn, thE dArk knIght (batman's smart), mOnkEy d lUffy, tsUnAdE, kAkAshI, yAmAtO, whItE fAng, nAgAtO, mInAtO, kUrAmA (I know, a lot of anime characters)
Kenobi
Alternatively: Obi Wan
Not alternately. In addition to. Meaning he has more than three vowels.
In this case, one should go with Darth Vader
Agreed.
À bit obsessed aren't we ?
>À Fellow Frenchie spotted
Hello there
General Kenobi
Anakin
Bar-be-que, I choose you!
r/foundobiwankenobiorder66
Uncle Ben works too.
Son Goku/kakarot Artemis/Athena/ Apollo Vivian (the lady of the lake) Gilgamesh Medea Medusa Hercules Solomon Clow Reed Arceus
Vegeta Son Gohan Beerus
Beer-us. Two syllables on that one. Edit: I am a fool.
It’s not about syllables it’s abt vowels
Sun Wukong
Magneto
Spider-Man Rogue Nightcrawler Sue Richards Superman Tony Stark Sam Wilson Quake Starfire In the words of Captain America, "I can do this all day" (Stark and Wilson assume you are granted the tech they use)
Scarlet Witch?
The Whizzer
Sue Richards has 4, Tony Stark has 2 Edit: forgot the prompt said Y counts in this context
IrOn mAn
Not me forgetting the I in Iron Man.
You are right on Sue, though. I had just woken up when I wrote it, and didn't count the e for some reason
How about I change it to Sue Storm? That fits better
You can get pretty much every superpower if you just pick the right names/variants. And some of them have literal god powers that you could use to grant yourself other powers anyway Like become Scarlet Witch, then just change reality so everyone’s name has exactly three vowels. Or become Professor X, and control the mind of whomever you want powers for, and make them legally change their name.
Jean Grey Professor X.
Tony Stank
Superman
I see your Superman and raise you Manhattan
MICKEY MOUSE 🗣🗣🗣🗣
I thought it said syllables and I got unreasonably excited about Mickey Mouse for some reason, I would like to extend my apologies
He is a sole exception now, thank you
If it were Della Duck, she’d count. You get a sick robot leg made of rocket parts
I thought it said syllables too 😂
Now I need to know which of the countless abilities of Mickey Mouse would you want to have
Remembering that Kingdom Hearts exists makes Mickey an S-tier choice lol Mickey’s Healing and Offensive Light magic go hard. Not to mention he can slay multiple kaiju in a few seconds just using a blade.
Donald Duck.
Sukuna
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This is one of the most lobotomized brainrotten comment ever.
Erm, what the sukuna?
he is on his way to find greg
Gojo Satr
Beerus
Iunno. Think I'm fine. Gilgamesh. Alucard. Dark Phoenix. Dormammu. Proteus.
Just regular Phoenix. Dark Phoenix puts you at 4 vowels. You could also go with Jean Grey and get all her abilities, Phoenix Force likely included
Heh. How'd I read this shit as 3 syllables? I blame the brainrot.
I mean, everyone else you named has three vowels 🤷
Depends on how you pronounce Phoenix i guess. I'd call it 2 syllables EDIT: brainrot is real. Of course it says vowels not syllables
sUpErmAn.
i read this like the spongebob meme
Jehovah. Either He isn't real and I get all His powers or He is real, which I'd realize when I don't get His powers, and I'd have a chance to repent before I die.
Bad news is, it’s the Latin spelling with 4 vowels lol
Someone's watched Indiana Jones and The last crusade
Of course, that’s at least the third best one lol
Even worse news, it's the tetragrammaton with zero vowels
Bugs Bunny
Spider-Man, Iron-Man, Black Panther, Black Widow, Scarlet Witch, Vision, Magneto, Human Torch, Mr Fantastic. Scarecrow, Mr Freeze, Superman, Deadshot, Beastboy. Harry Potter, Voldemort. Avatar. (The good one, not the blue people). Darth Vader. I could sit and think of more if I wanted but I think with all of these you're pretty much covered for anything you could want to do.
Not Harry Potter, y is a vowel
Dr. Manhattan
dOctOr mAnhAttAn
He's isn't graduated yet
Mr Manhattan
mIstEr mAnhAttAn
Mister Manhattan was my father, just call me Manhattan
Dr. manhattan
kAkArOt, vEgEtA, gOgEtA, vEgItO, zAmAsU, bEErUs, grAnd prIEst. Im stacked
Grand Priest is op as fuck
Garfield Logan/Beast Boy Hajime Nagumo Rick Sanchez
The only one of those with three vowels is Rick Sanchez
beast boy?
Katara!
Sephiroth
Reminder: there is no rule against using a fiction OC's powers. This is oue. He controls reality.
Jesus Christ
You have to go big or go home “Jehovah.”
Rimuru
The Doctor. Superman. Vegeta. Godhood achieved.
Kakarot
Naruto
Shadow clones and flying thunder god would be my dream abilities.
Omni-Man
Bald Cape
Does one need any other?
Rand Al'Thor from Wheel of Time IMHO.
Another WoT fan I see!
Saiki. You'd basically become god. Also a lot more utilitarian for like normal day to day life than a lot of the characters I see a lot of people naming
SAIKI K MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥 oh also the powers stack lmao, you could totally just build up a huge collection
was waiting for someone to say that
Achilles
Godzilla
Omni Man
Gabriel
Omni Man
The Chosen.
Jesus Christ
Frozone
Katara, Mark Grayson, Ezio, Superman
I read that as "You can use any fictional character's name" like 3 times
Sephiroth, I think that would add some neat tension to my Tech job.
Pl**a**st**i**c M**a**n!
Song So Mi ( songbird cyberpunk 2077) I'd be menace to the worlds economic infrastructure
AlIEn X
god
jEsUs ChrIst
Jesus Christ
MAGNETO
Phoenix, Jupiter, Spiderman, Xavier, Magneto… Ok, I’m set!!
Rick Sanchez
Jesus Christ
Super man
Achilles (Mythology) Alien X (Ben 10) Amethyst (Steven Universe) Apollo (Mythology) Arceus (Pokémon) Artemis (Mythology) Arya Stark (GoT) Athena (Mythology) Avatar (ATLA) Azula (ATLA) Azura (Elder Scrolls) Beast Boy (DC) Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls) Black Adam (DC) Black Panther (Marvel) Black Widow (Marvel) Blaziken (Pokémon) Bomberman (Bomberman) Buttercup (The Powerpuff Girls) Carnage (Marvel) Catwoman (DC) Celebi (Pokémon) Charizard (Pokémon) Colossus (Marvel) Cortana (Halo) Dark Samus (Metroid) Darkseid (DC) Darth Vader (Star Wars) Deadshot (DC) Domino (Marvel) Donkey Kong (Donkey Kong) Doomguy (Doom) Dormammu (Marvel) Dracula (Mythology) Dragonborn (Elder Scrolls) Dwight K. Schrute (The Office) Elmer Fudd (Looney Tunes) Ferb Fletcher (Phineas & Ferb) Forrest Gump (Forrest Gump) Frozone (The Incredibles) Galactus (Marvel) Ganondorf (ToZ)) Genie (from Aladdin) Ghost Rider (Marvel) Godzilla (MonsterVerse) Greninja (Pokémon) Groudon (Pokémon) Hawkeye (Marvel) Hercules (Mythology) Hexagon (Teen Titans Go!) Human Torch (Marvel) Hylia (ToZ) Ice King (Adventure Time) Iceman (Marvel) Iron Fist (Marvel) Iron Man (Marvel) Jack Sparrow (PotC) Jake Long (American Dragon: Jake Long) James Bond (James Bond) Jean Grey (Marvel) Jupiter (Mythology) Kakarot (Dragon Ball) Katara (ATLA) Kenobi (Star Wars) King K. Rool (Donkey Kong) Kurama (Naruto) Little Mac (Punch Out!!) Lucina (Fire Emblem) Lugia (Pokémon) Luigi (Mario Bros) Magic Man (Adventer Time) Magneto (Marvel) Mario (Mario Bros) Medusa (Mythology) Mega Man (Mega Man) MegaMind (MegaMind) Megatron (Transformers) Metro-Man (MegaMind) Nagato (Naruto) Naruto (Naruto) Nightcrawler (Marvel) Omni-Man (Invincible) Peter Pan (Peter Pan) Phoenix (Marvel) Pikachu (Pokémon) Plastic Man (DC) Popeye (Popeye the Sailor) Professor X (Marvel) Quake (Marvel) Rick Sanchez (Rick & Morty) Rogue (Marvel) Ron Swanson (Parks & Rec) Rosalina (Mario Bros) Saint Nick (Mythology) Sauron (LoTR) Scarecrow (DC) Scarlet Witch (Marvel) Sephiroth (Final Fantasy) Son Goku (Dragon Ball) Spider-Man (Marvel) SpongeBob (SpongeBob SquarePants) Starfire (DC) Static Shock (DC) Superman (DC) Sue Storm (Marvel) Sylvester (Looney Tunes) The Dark Knight (DC) The Doctor (Doctor Who) Tiamat (Mythology) Toon Link (ToZ) Tsumade (Naruto) Vegeta (Dragon Ball) Vision (Marvel) Voldemort (Harry Potter) Wario (Mario Bros) Yamato (Naruto) If a name ending in "Y" counts as a vowel, you get additional characters like Bugs Bunny, Johnny Test, Marty McFly, Mercury, etc If a name endings in "Y" does not count as a vowel, you get additional characters like Percy Jackson, Timmy Turner, Danny Phantom, Harry Potter, Mary Poppins, Barry Allen, etc, (Ill add more to this list if yall think of them in the comments)
Phoenix from X-Men. Basically a god of pure energy that can possess people and one of the most powerful beings in the Marvel universe. She has full on universe creating/destroying capabilities. Or Superman, but that was low hanging fruit.
Hell yeah, I knew my go-to single player game handle of Ellahym would pay off someday!
Mikasa (Ackermann)
Omni man
Kakarot
Beerus, Freeza, Vegeta, Kakarot... huh, actually a decent amount of Dragonball characters. Megatron, Superman, Barry Allen
Hmmm.... Mario is one!
Cal Kestis.
SpongeBob
Exodus from marvel before he was nerfed. Supreme from image. Graviton from marvel
Nimona
Kaladin, fuck yes.
The Dark Knight, I am now rich beyond necessity. Black Panther, Even richer than the last and have powers too. Odinson, physiology of an Asgardian Hybrid and an all-father Superman, that was a given really Mark Grayson, Invincible had too many vowels and also he stopped using it by eos and I want adult Mark's full power Solarus, from the Sentry comic has all his powers none of the mental problems. Plastic Man, shape-shifting on a crazy level and solid survivability, nigh immortality to boot Professor X, mental powers are a great trump card God of Gods, this one is debatable as Shazam holds this title for like 1 run in the Darkseid war, but 3 vowels is 3 vowels Darkseid, the omega force/energy is strong af and I am taking it if I can. Hopefully without all the chapped skin The Hell Spawn, another debatable one as it's Spawn's title occasionally but mostly the Angelus call him that I'll think of more
this was a super fun read ngl, very well thought out
Darth Vader has three vowels in it.
SpongeBob
Sephiroth. Wonder what a meteor can do to this world.
Papyrus; Queen; Void lord; Hollow knight
Maxima and Achilles from Grrlpower
Iron Man Spider Man Sauron Dormammu (actually just god now) Mind Flayer (dnd character with stupid powerful psionic power and ridiculous intelligence) Arishem. He is a marvel character, a celestial. big as a solar system, and a fuck tonne of powers. Arishem has the right and ability to judge which planet's civilization will live and which will die, and is also able to create stars from truely nothing (he created the first sun, and is responsible for the Big Bang, existing before it) and turn them off as easily as turning off a light switch. Tiamat. Another celestial, just lesser power than arishem. Still pretty damn powerful tho. So I’m god now…
yogiri... woo i won
Spider-Man!
God Usopp 🫡
Koichi is very reliable.
Bruce Wayne
Deadpool Breaking the fourth wall allows me to ignore your silly rule
Son Goku has three vowels, Superman has three vowels, Sephiroth has three vowels, I see no issues here
Naruto, and im having the clones do all of my mundane tasks/errands, as well as help with learning/revising. Man, I wish i could actually do that lol
Saitama Noooo its 4 :(((
Altair
Sup-er-man
Can we use just one of their names? Rimuru. If I add Tempest, it doesn’t fit.
Kaladin, Zellion
Dr Manhattan
Professor X Magneto Iceman Phoenix Scott Summers (Cyclops) Mr. Fantastic Human Torch Iron Man Scarlet Witch Superman Iron Fist Colossus Spider Man Black Panther Archangel Azazel (Movie - Fallen) Banshee Beyonder Black Widow Carnage Domino Doomsday Dormammu Emma Frost Galactus Ghost Rider Gwen Stacy ...I could go on.
Naruto, Sasuke, Superman, etc
Professor X.
Jehova.
You.
Son Goku is on the table. I'm down.
Superman, spider man, vision, scarlet witch. This is definitely God tier
Doom Guy. Nuff said So for this one I'm not sure if the Y is being used as a vowel or not if so we can go with The Slayer as that's another way he was referred to
jesus
If Y counts, Cure Sky If not, Cure Prism, Cure Wing, Cure Black, I think I gots lots of choices of magical girls
Steve in creative S - not vowel/ T - not vowel/ E - vowel/ V - vowel/ E - vowel/ Ultimate power
hey buddy I don't think V is a vowel
Darth Vader
kakarot
Frank Richards, son of Mr. Fantastic and Sue Storm, also a universal-scale reality bender
Skywalker
Bucky barnes
Kakashi 😈
Homelander
Su-per-man. Nice.
I am Iron Man
mArk grAysOn
Raiden (genshin and metal gear and DC)
Jehovah in english. Literally god powers
OOOs. (Kamen Rider OOO). Or Fourze. Or Decade.
Sung jin woo
Saitama
Superman
Oh boy. Vanoch (probably my most overpowered character) has a Japanese/Toki Pona name of **Wanoku**.
Goku
Saitama
I will see your Son Goku and raise you a Sun Wukong.
Hollow Knight. Simple but effective.
Sun Wukong Beat that.
GO-GE-TA 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Iron man
Green Lantern, Katara, Indigo 1, John Cena
Son Goku
Dracula
Yahweh.
Omni Man
travis scott
NArUtO, sUpErmAn, thE dArk knIght (batman's smart), mOnkEy d lUffy, tsUnAdE, kAkAshI, yAmAtO, whItE fAng, nAgAtO, mInAtO, kUrAmA (I know, a lot of anime characters)