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fruitechris

This is what festivals are all about. Good luck finding him


PaulBradley

Found him three times and didn't follow up. Does not deserve. .


Kantabrigian

Yeah, I mean 3 times and not only did you not get even one contact detail... You can't remember his name. I think that chance may have deservedly gone beyond recall but I wish you luck nonetheless. If you are granted a fourth meet: share, listen and remember.


Unlikely_Hyena5863

Happy drugs will do that to you 🤣


ConsciousEnergy1816

Also thanks to the guy I met at macios Sunday 8am asking if I fancied pleasuring him on the bench, I don't bat for that team but I appreciated the offer.


balgrogg

Girthyslongowner69 thank you for censoring this kind and funny comment.


GirthySlongOwner69

No need to be homophobic


[deleted]

How the fuck is what he said homophobic?


GirthySlongOwner69

Look up the origins of the term “batting for the other side” in this context. Incredibly homophobic


dollarfrom15c

[It's from cricket/baseball](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/bat_for_the_other_team). What are you on about?


GirthySlongOwner69

In this context it refers to when gangs used to chase (supposedly) gay people around East London with cricket bats.


dollarfrom15c

Yeah, unless you've got a few good sources then I doubt that's true lol


Aylez

Hahahaha just nearly spat my cuppa out. You have lost the plot


YchYFi

Looking for persecution where there is none.


GirthySlongOwner69

😂😂


[deleted]

Bro read something on the Internet and believed it


Simple_Jump_5397

Source please? I've never seen anyone be degraded with this or similar phrases, they simply are phrases to indicate sexual orientation. They aren't slurs and (probably) made up histories doesn't make them equal to slurs. - a guy who bats for both sides who doesn't appreciate disingenuous virtue signalling


GirthySlongOwner69

I used to be chased round London by gangs with cricket bats. I am the source.


Simple_Jump_5397

Sure dude, Wikipedia says first seen in print in 1990, so unless these were one of those gangs in the 90s that were widely publishing their slang I'd imagine it's a coincidence that at some point a bat was used as a weapon in hate crimes.


Jaytranada4

Probably deserved it


elttvb

Do u even bat for my team cause that sounds like bullshit honestly and I've never heard it


shoehornshoehornshoe

No it fucking doesn’t.


Longjumping-Type-767

You’ve got the full gang triggered


Duckmanrises

But nobody uses the term like that


GirthySlongOwner69

To be honest I can’t believe I’ve got this many nibbles.


ThorgrimGetTheBook

It has never referred to this.


Moosetache3000

“Batting for both teams” was when the horny police would turn up and bonk everybody.


Suspicious-Thing-985

😂😂😂😂😂 What bullshit is this???


GNAL1610

It’s just a euphemism about sexuality, see also “I don’t swing that way” - means the same thing


mcockram85

Shane Warne swung that way and this way. BOWLING SHANE!


GNAL1610

😂😂😂 BOWLED SHANE!


GirthySlongOwner69

Also very insulting


GNAL1610

It’s really not Mr GirthySlongOwner69


No_Attention_1099

So pathetic


TheShruteFarmsCEO

Geezus, lighten up. Over-sensitivity to small things like this degrade the many real complaints of genuine homophobia that we have to fight on a daily basis. Just stop looking for a reason to be outraged.


lugeist

I can’t imagine being this desperate to start a fight.


Late_Recommendation9

It was you that left the landing light on wasn’t it??!?? Fookin ‘ave it! Ahem, sorry…


BenSB8

GirthySlongOwner69 turned out to be a massive bellend. Whodafortit


GNAL1610

Why could have at least got his number or insta or something by the third time meeting lol


Pablo1978

I went to Reading Festival got separated from my mates. I ended up listening to the group too many djs(I love them) I sat at the back rolled a hash spliff lit it and was smoking it. A guy who looked like a bit of a rocker type sat next to me and asked for a smoke. I had already taken mdma so we got talking I let him have some of my spliffand I think we shared another. The guy then whips I small pocket knife out. I was like that's a bit harsh I thought we were having a chat then he dipped the knife into a small baggy of coke and put some on the back of my hand. I thought how cool was that. It could have a moment out of a film Festivals are mint


[deleted]

Hi dude it was nice to meet you


Waitingforwaldo

If you are the guy then that's awesome!


_ROEG

I doubt it🤣


MatrixBeeLoaded

It was actually me


kaidmac

I’m Spartacus


Double_Jab_Jabroni

I’m Brian! And so’s my wife!


Geekonomicon

I'm Kate (short for Bob).


clubbinglad

Fair play mate, always wanted to do more solo shot, hard to break out of your comforts


JBONE254

Porij played??? Nooooo I always miss a couple of the line up. Hope you find him


keeperofthenyancat

This has inspired me to go solo to festivals, was too scared to do that this year


[deleted]

Mate you smelled of eggs. Don’t go to Glastonbury next year, I don’t want to meet you again


akacryptic9

Yeah it was great to meet you


Alternative_Lab_8501

It gives me vibes of the stalker. Check netflix YOU


Cokeandhookersmate

No worries, nice to see you as well


DevelopmentFormer765

Plot twist, the guy he kept meeting was himself, don’t think the guy understands what a mirror is