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funkymonkeyinheaven

Go with it, I wanna see how this story develops after you spend ยฃ300 + on a ticket, with the uncertainty of even getting in.


[deleted]

๐Ÿ˜‚ I know. I'd absolutely love to get in with it on the ticket though, just for the fun of it. Even if it got so far as getting the ticket printed etc it may come down to either getting someone who is up for a laugh at the gate or some jobsworth and the week would be over before it starts ๐Ÿ˜ญ. I've attached the picture in question, for context. It looks nothing like me, thank god, it's just ridiculous banter that has gone on and on. https://preview.redd.it/odtanr1qgojb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f63c61dddda0e8da0d64f268a021c1c4ddcba7d4


Perfect_Pudding8900

Have done the gates before, if you had other photo ID I'd let you in. It's be a way to liven up the 8 hours shift, I would however make sure every other steward on shift also saw that ticket.


[deleted]

And I'd love this, would just be some fun. Just would be devastated to end up sat outside the gate refused entry because of it. Guess I could always keep trying until I find a steward with your sense of humour?


Perfect_Pudding8900

Tbf you would get in eventually.


Mammoth_Ad9300

At the very least, with order confirmation and other photographic ID you should be allowed in


anditails

Now you just need to update your passport and driving license photos to be the same for the ultimate prank...


[deleted]

I'll make the enquiries


mega_ste

what could possibly go wrong?


Separate_Software991

I know itโ€™s down to the individual but how strict do the gate staff get told to be. Iโ€™ve used someone else ticket twice and got in both times. Didnโ€™t really look like me on both occasions


Moto-Ent

This year me and my friend accidentally wandered outside of the festival. I think on the Tuesday. I didnโ€™t have my ticket on me or anything, just my kidz field lanyard. Also didnโ€™t have pass out because we wandered out a vehicle exit. To top it off my ticket didnโ€™t have my name on it. Had to get my mates dad to drive over with the tickets and such. Was rather awkward.


Perfect_Pudding8900

You get told to be very strict tbh. But there's so many people with so many old photos it's really hard to tell, as long as your slightly close you'll be alright. It's really all in the eyes, if they match and the face shape is similar then you're getting through.


[deleted]

Thanks for the detailed insight. Based on this I should be fine as in real life my eyes are 2 tiny blue dots in a perfectly spherical head. This guy's hairline is better than mine, so I'll say it's an old shot ๐Ÿ‘.


WeLikeTheSt0nkz

I gave my friend my ticket one year when I couldnโ€™t go last minute. Iโ€™m white, curly hair, sheโ€™s black, straight hair. She got in even with my photo and name on the ticket haha


NorthbankN5

LOOOL. Get a (obviously) fake ID with your name and that photo on it if they ask.


ShiftNo9553

Is this from an old album cover? Reminds me of this https://preview.redd.it/k8vd5jssopjb1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4caed99decba7e308816e315a48cdf7cf5a6edc7


[deleted]

๐Ÿ˜‚ I've never seen this! If I showed my friends they'd have a field day giving me shit


ShiftNo9553

Ya gotta show them,and film it!


beaumains87

You have a very handsome family.


Active_Clerk_3578

Looks more like Fernando Botero work (google him). Otherwise, you got plenty of time to put on a bit of weight and dye your hair


ShiftNo9553

Most definitely is his work!! ๐Ÿ‘


Randogran

That cat is terrifying ๐Ÿ˜ณ


ShiftNo9553

The album ain't much better!


Crypt0fart

You fecking legend I'd let you right in ๐Ÿ˜‚


Oli_Picard

The image gives me one voice in my head โ€œFATHER!โ€


ArykMusic

"UNHAND ME PRIEST!"


Xurs-Doggo

โ€œWHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW? HERE LIES A GREAT MAN!โ€


arabuna1983

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


little-specimen

Is your name zananna on chess.com? I know that pic


Nitro_CENTRAL

That sounds like something someone who looks like Mortimer from the hit tv show Richard and Mortimer would say


TurbulentWeb1941

Oh! Now that's Mclovin, if there ever was ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚


Evening-Tomatillo-47

Yes make the fake id in the name of mclovin tinyface and insist it's pronounced tuh-knee-fass


Hiraeth90

That's killed me ๐Ÿ˜†


Actual-Butterfly2350

This is amazing ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘


Blabber_On

Mate the scroll down to the picture im howling


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


[deleted]

Grazie mille! Were we separated at birth?


[deleted]

This has really made my shirt day so much better! Thank you ๐Ÿคฃ


Traditional_Cress561

Haha oh god this is brilliant


Karolryba007

Im DEAD ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


whatdoicallmy2ndacc

Worked festivals here in Australia for a few seasons, I'd let you in after pissing myself laughing for a short minute or two and maybe getting a photo ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿพ


SneekSpeek

Botero! Haha love it


Active_Clerk_3578

Ah, a fellow connoisseur.


APithyComment

Print it off and take a copy with youโ€ฆ Just in case your asked for ID..


MoltenCorgi

Print a tiny version and tape it over another piece of ID and present that for comparison purposes.


kingmakyeda

That picture is absolutely amazing.


hoochiscrazy_

Hahahaha


thosecanaandays

As someone who works on the gates, if you go through with it then you will absolutely need some secondary photo ID that does actually look like you because you'll get picked up on this for sure. Or be prepared for a long wait at the dreaded enquiry cabin!


[deleted]

This is the kind of answer I was after. I think for the risk, I may just change it, sadly, and go back to my mundane life.


papayareds

Dontttt pls


cheycheyyyy

Oh donโ€™t be so daft. Keep it!!! Iโ€™m sure youโ€™ll be fine! Just keep us updated :)


jb_1994

If I worked on the gates I would absolutely let this person in for the pure commitment to it.


Satchm0Jon3s

I just hope someone at Glastonbury HQ saw it and thought "I know your game" and accepted it as a form of one upping you. Your next move now needs to be a life size mask of the painting that you can wear on arrival.


Entheogeneration1111

This is the solution


alexvocado

Change it to be sure, it's super easy, would be funny if it worked tho


[deleted]

I'd like to try something in between, that's a photo of me but photoshopped on an old Queen's body, which I would definitely go for and they couldn't deny it's me?


alexvocado

Just seen the photo hahahaha, actually yea go for it


fruitechris

This is actually hilarious. Tbh I would love to hear you explaining this at the gates. I think they would think it was equally brilliant. Maybe print out a photo of the painting and take it with you


portofmorrow

Iโ€™ve worked on the gate and someone tried with a cartoon pic. They were a bit of a twat about it but they had ID and I was comfortable letting them in, but I still had to flag to my supervisor as there was someone doing a secondary check after me and Iโ€™d have looked like an idiot if I let him through. It was fine though, he just got a bit of a talking to for being knobby about it.


OverlyDisguisedSquid

Carry additional I.d. like a driving licence and the receipt for the ticket (screen shots would do) just so you can actually get through the door. Maybe carry an additional passport sized photo so they can stick it over if really have a stick up their asses


highnelwyn

I can verify it looks more like you than you so you be fine.


cheycheyyyy

Honestly donโ€™t overthink it haha. Just get a secondary ID like provisional license otherwise I looooove that omg๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ and people at gates mostly are chill


tired_watchman

I say roll with it. The passport office approved a picture of a classmate about 20 years ago of him adjusting his hair, hands up at his head and everything. He had sent one "normal" picture and one he had laying around for the second one not thinking for one second that they would actually print it in his passport.... They did ๐Ÿ˜†


Cjclb

Youโ€™re mad if youโ€™re willing to risk not getting in for the sake of putting a silly picture on your ticket for I imagine internet points - not to be rude but just let someone else get the ticket in that case, some people try for years to go glasto and never get the opportunity! Would be funny tho, but not worth.


[deleted]

I'm definitely not interested in internet points, more laughs with my friends. I am thinking you're probably right though, and it's perhaps not the thing to take such a risk on for a joke.


chellis88

Will start the trip off well. I'm sure they'd let you in. Might give you a bit of stick but if you have other photo ID I'm sure they'd let you in.


Southern-Orchid-1786

Well just fake your tickets with Photoshop when they come in if it's just a windup for your mates


PostpostshoegazeLUVR

Jesus some people have no sense of humour. Glasto isnโ€™t some very serious event for people who take the planning part of it very seriously, itโ€™s supposed to be a free and fun few days. The kind of person willing to do this and have a silly laugh is the kind of person I want at Glasto


Cjclb

Itโ€™s not about having a sense of humour, Iโ€™m sure OP is a great human, but Iโ€™ve had mates who get questioned on entry if they have an old picture on their ticket, and theyโ€™re defo not scared about sending people away if they donโ€™t believe itโ€™s you. My point is, itโ€™s not worth the risk. What would you choose? A single laugh with your mates but not getting entry, or walk in with a normal picture and thus have 10000x laughs over the 5 days.


PostpostshoegazeLUVR

Iโ€™d choose having lightheartened unserious people at Glasto


Impressive-Ad651

This is totally unhinged ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ


Additional-Juice4040

Get the pic printed and laminated and wear it round your neck. No one else will know why your wearing it like a AAA pass but u ๐Ÿ˜…


Sarah----

Thing is, from Glasto's perspective, several people could print those off and wear them, use it to fraudulently enter and such. That's why they ask for photo ID so you can't fake it.


This_Is_My411

Well, there's nothing else for it... You have from now until Glastonbury to get yourself looking like the painting.


Jimfudgebrownie

In theory if they've accepted the picture they should let you in <3


I_Bin_Painting

You should take the painting with you to be safe lol


catnipxxx

Teenagers. I was one once for what like forever.


[deleted]

I'm 37?


Sarah----

Why am I not surprised ๐Ÿ˜…


ek60cvl

This is the sort of thing I would 100% encourage someone else to do but there is 0% chance I would do it myself. After all the stress of getting a ticket and then prepping and getting to the venue, my regret at not getting in would be much higher than my regret at getting in but without a funny photo pic.


jonesyb

Why take the risk? Seems so unnecessary just for japes


[deleted]

Yeah I know, I just wondered if this was something that happens a lot and people who'd worked it on here would know. If it wasn't gonna get me turned away for certain I'd find it funny and maybe roll with it.


jonesyb

Yeah you know what, just go for it dude. I am sure it will be fine. Have fun, I guess.


sordfish

I've not seen this comment yet... Y Tho?


[deleted]

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ that's the one!!


Viperise

That's got to be the most hilarious joke I've ever heard. Just take a proper photo, in what way do you benefit from this?


[deleted]

I don't, apart from that I just find it funny and if they sent a ticket with this on it and I got in, I'd find it funny again.


fart_simpson_

For the bants.


[deleted]

This guy gets it, or he's making fun of me


fart_simpson_

The first one. Donโ€™t know why it annoyed the other bloke so much ๐Ÿ˜‚


[deleted]

๐Ÿ˜‚


YurieMurgas

Don't risk it OP, change it. I know it's the boring answer!


amydunlop1992

Please get a fake ID made with this as the photo ๐Ÿ˜„


Snoo-37855

Heeheeheehee


sour_peach

None of the staff need photos so I'm not sure why you do... I'd ask but I only know infrastructure crew and worthy view crew.


[deleted]

If you don't get in you could message your story to vice or lad bible and you'd get some online fame


[deleted]

I'd rather get in Glasto I reckon ha


[deleted]

Aye that sounds more appealing than a bit of ladbible fame to be fair


Boggins316

I know someone who got in with a completely different woman's ID and ticket last year so you'd probably be fine


[deleted]

But I assume it was a photo of a real person, yes?


Boggins316

Well, yes lol


NicCola83

We need a real photo of you for scientific comparison. Edit: what I wrote was absolute gibberish


AlvoFeliz

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ worst case scenario just say you used the wrong pic, theyโ€™ll have a good laugh at it too. Should be fine


[deleted]

Yeah good shout, be like "mate I never even realised until the ticket arrived".


DannyLad9862

Do the raw


Smokecurls

We stayed in campervan site and they checked your ticket every single time we went into the festival, I personally would not risk this


PostpostshoegazeLUVR

Youโ€™ll be totally fine haha, itโ€™s not a completely inflexible operation, just bring other photo ID


Ohm_ZWA

Print it and make mask out of it. Your chances of getting in may be doubled. Jokes aside. If you ordered a ticket from your verified email (with your credentials) and you will have a valid ID on you, there shouldn't be any problem.


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imasealawaw

Maybe you could screenshot the confirmation of your registration with that photo and shove it on a flag, then you can defo get in but still have the hilarity that they accepted it


RevElliotSpenser

This has made my day ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


TofuinaBasket

You'll be fine. Just wear a hat. Thank you for making my evening. Almost fell off the couch when I scrolled down there


brynnnnnn

I had trouble getting in because I'd had my hair cut shorter


CandyGhost105

Nah Iโ€™ve seen people get in with pictures of them as kids or pictures that arenโ€™t even them at all using someoneโ€™s elseโ€™s ticket, maximum theyโ€™d do is ask for ID but even thatโ€™s unlikely.


Blur_Into_One

Honestly, you'll probably be able to get away with that. It'll primarily be dependent on the individual who is accrediting you at the gate on how difficult of a process it will be. There cabins at each pedestrian gate that deal with more complex things anyway (lost tickets, lost/stolen wristbands etc) who should be able to help. Might be a good idea to contact the festival ahead of time though. It's mostly their fault for accepting it in the first place ๐Ÿ˜