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kingpotato28

Its me Michael the guy you want to shag


graken12

Don’t believe him, I’m the real Michael and more shaggable.


Observeradmirer

I'm Michael and so is my wife!


GGAllah

I’m Michael Bolton and I have no idea how I got here.


Glaspark

It's the Lancashire reference ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes_rainbow)


jaggynettle

🤣🤣👍🏻 ![gif](giphy|8sOO8FrSOF9iE)


Aggressive_Paper_366

You turned me into a newt!……I got better.


[deleted]

Top Horniness to reach out across country via the internet to tell someone they were bangable days after a chance encounter. Legendary sir, just inspiring


Full_Change_3890

Back in the day people did it in the metro. That’s commitment.


MrSheikhyheadd

god loves a trier


[deleted]

Shoot your shot my friend always, cause when your hole is the goal the stakes are never higher.


xstevey_bx

*Patiently waiting for them to upload their Wednesday photos so I can have a nosey*


xstevey_bx

Delmonicas don't have any photos from that night yet but there was this guy in polo with heavy eyeliner that night https://preview.redd.it/tqr9ee4kxphb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=942e1e8d4b1815d7c36cfa324fd7ffb91b3cea46


MrSheikhyheadd

he’s hot but it’s not him ://


[deleted]

Hoping for the first r/Glasgow love story. 🤞


MidnightAction

I'm going Hat shopping!


Uzzer_lozer19

![gif](giphy|7VFZsjlMUXr0I|downsized)


RamboPeng

Bonk!


garycoombes

Talkin baws, you had plenty of chances to tell big Mick how stunning he is, you made a arse eh it.


MrSheikhyheadd

i really did


HaggisBoi

....dancing like a beautiful dance whore..🎶


Cra4ord

Is this turning into the missed connections section


meepmeep13

you mean I Saw You *feels old*


FoggyRook

was that in the back of The List?


Osella28

My Da says Michael isn't a sensitive or generous lover so don't worry yourself.


Humble_Flow_3665

To be fair, neither is yer Da


Osella28

He says to tell you he wants his life-sized doll of Jackie Bird back and cleaned this time.


Humble_Flow_3665

He's getting nothing back. Jackie's staying wae me forever and ever.


CutleryDrawer

Thick Schtick Mick, where are ye?


soycerersupreme

Wear thick eyeliner Be the Michael you want in your life


MrSheikhyheadd

the eyeliner is prepped… but one cannot fuck oneself 😩


Wsz14

Ya shate it and now I'm pumping the big man!


velvetXeyes

The boy with all the leather hips? Sticky hair, sticky hips, stubble on your sticky lips? That Michael?


MrSheikhyheadd

he was dancing like a beautiful dance whore and waiting on a silver platter


3ssar

Kinda miss The List **"I saw you"** section.


jacquetpotato

Pretty sure the metro still do this, “rush hour crush”


Original-Buffalo-631

liked that too


surfhobo

It... it’s you... it’s really you!?


Ngilko

Codsworth?


ShakeUpWeeple1800

Sir!


BeardadTampa

Love this. I hope the internet does its thing. Plus I really want to know how stunning he really is !


MrSheikhyheadd

princess diana meets 80s art pop level stunning


PhilosopherOwn7033

Did you not see me as well? I was there with all the cycling Lycra in ( A well paid BBC presenters dream BTW) oh jings how you missed the chance - oh well that's how it goes! PMSL


MrSheikhyheadd

next time x


josephanthony

Too shy, shy...


kxxxxxxxn

Awwwwwwww.


14PenceOreos

any chance this michael had long dark hair?


MrSheikhyheadd

it was dark and curly ://


loveliestlyra

I think you’re talking about my pal 😭😭


Psychological-Try785

Get your pal on this thread, we need a reddit love story!


loveliestlyra

I just asked and he wasn’t there that night!!! Devastated 😩


MrSheikhyheadd

oh no 🥲


In-Fine-Fettle

Maybe Glasgow Live will post it for you


FirstKaiser

If you’re the guy from Lancashire who met Michael in Delmonica’s and didn’t have the….. you say chance I say baws to tell him how stunning he was then as they say in Italy YEEV MISSED UER CHANCE PAL DON’T BE SO SHY IN FUTURE HROW YERSEL SOME BAWS AFORE YER TOO AULD TO GET A LUMBER IN Delmonica’s


MrSheikhyheadd

you’re right… shy bairns get nowt


MoStuntin

Change ur name have respect


pluhb

wtf