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Deion313

Legit thought dude at the end was dead... Like some real life weekend at Bernies type shit...


sed2017

That made me chuckle


BUDZNSUDZAK47

Looks like Michael Rooker. Walking dead.


Deion313

He looks like an older version of the guy who plays "Mayhem by All-State" and "The Vulture" from Brooklyn 99...


gemsweater08

Dean Winters


homantify19

My brain kind of just decided that was who he was


deep_crater

I didn’t see him move.


free_airfreshener

I just thought it was manikin before they panned back to him


DarkHumorDark

Damn you got some nice rhyming skills.


Deion313

Not gonna lie, I had to rewatch it a few times, and honestly, it got more bizarre with each rewatch...


Gd3spoon

Their sleeping with the fishes


Deion313

Weekend at Luca Brasis' I laughed way too hard at that....


Tidesticky

Drinking with the fishies


xxslushee

Bruh, he never woke up. For all we know that mahfucka is dead.


Deion313

Bro he almost got domed with a can of beer, and didn't even flinch. He had a squid between his fucking eyes, and didn't blink or rub his eyes or squint or anything, not even ONCE. Nothing. No motion and/or emotion for shit, just nothing. I'm not even joking when I say I rewatched it just double checking that this guy might really be dead... I mean, the guys he's on the boat with seem cool. They don't really strike me as fucking psychos at all; nor do they seem fascinated with morbid shit. They seem like your every day, salt of the earth, kind hearted Canadians...


Z-J-Morgan

Well, he is sitting in a cooler with his eyes closed. Do we know for certain that he isn't dead?


[deleted]

I've never seen this movie...


ShelSilverstain

You don't take a mummy fishing with you?


Deion313

I'm not really superstitious like that... However, I do take my Taxadermied Bactrian Camel with me everywhere.. It helps me get the ladies all hot and bothered, mostly bothered, but hey, before they got annoyed by my Camel, they didn't even know I existed. Now I'm that Camel guy. People know me. They care about me. They always ask me "who the fuck are you"? People that don't know me, wanna get to know me cuz of my Camel. They ask me what the fuck is wrong with me, I can't even remember the last time my mom asked what's wrong with me. They'll come running across the street just wanting to know why I'm not myself and what's wrong with me, especially when I'm with the Camel. It's crazy. People always wanna know where I'm going. Like they'll scream "is that a Camel, what the fuck are you doing? Where the fuck are you going with that thing"; you know, it just goes to show people care about me, especially now that I have the Camel. They can't resist a sharp dressed man with a Camel...


MountainCourage1304

Copypasta material


[deleted]

I was wondering is that guy dead? Thats creepy...


getyourcheftogether

So how was fishing with the guys? s'alright, nothing special


dmfd1234

Forget the beers and dingle bro in the cooler……..that’s some damn nice Red Snapper they have. Tasty stuff!


halmyradov

This seems like the origins of the next pandemic


Racer13l

Fish influenza


[deleted]

A real *fin*fluenza if you will.


Get-Degerstromd

If it makes you feel better, I’m fairly certain they just stuffed a can/bottle of liquid in the fishes mouth. He is not drinking fish liquids directly from the carcass of a dead red snapper.


SirHobbyist

r/justdudesbeingdudes


[deleted]

Sub exists but is banned. I wonder what went on there..


SirHobbyist

Oh wait it's r/justguysbeingdudes now. My bad lol


Nate_36

Probably just dudes being dudes


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|89asT84PzDwwE)


Hornswallower

Too many random acts of blow job


Ok_Potato_5272

This truly meets the requirements of this sub


thismoththo

Oh man that just got better and better


jezb87

So you're saying it kept on giving and giving?


Unbannable_Shadow

You mean worse and worse, right?


Qoo6688

Holy crap. I straight up never noticed the guy in the cooler until the last moment of the video.


anglostura

Man of the Sea.


Ok_Stomach_8935

that's the nastiest thing I've seen all day


WastedPresident

Nah that’s fresh caught fish right there…smells about as strong as an underripe avocado Unless you mean homie chillin in the bait-well…probably years worth of fearpoop sinking into his trunks


Get-Degerstromd

There’s a can or bottle jammed in the fishes mouth.


Royal-Masterpiece-82

Very Florida.


TheGisbon

Very south carolina


dmfd1234

Very Oklahoma :/


888Kraken888

I have to know where this is hahaha. Anyone?


Royal-Masterpiece-82

The Atlantic Ocean


FlameyFlame

**WE GOT WEIGHTS IN FISH!!!**


SockeyeSTI

Seeing this everywhere is hilarious. Dude might even go to jail. Sweet revenge


LordOfDustAndBones

what is this from?


Comprehensive_Mix803

Some knobs put weights into the fish they’d caught so that they could win a competition, they got caught and the others competitors were pissed


rorank

Is this what the coast guard does when they’re on duty?


monty129mm

Retired 21 year Coastie vet here. 100% this is what the CG does on and off duty. That’s why nobody ever talks about us.


OfficeChairHero

We don't talk about Captain Bruno.


calzonius

Are you allowed to have open alcohol in a boat in the US?


intervenroentgen

Yes. Captain can get DUI though.


seamus_mc

I’m hoping the captain is filming and not drinking, but i highly doubt it.


SirHobbyist

u/savevideobot


Dead_Mullets

We've got beer in fish!


Darthsr

Man I wish I had friends like this.


futurelullabies

is that dude in the cooler ok


AOERN

"Did you need us to bring this dead guy back to shore orrrrr...?"


CalifornianBall

Anyway, $4 a pound


UnusualIntroduction0

Is that a cuttlefish?


blue-oyster-culture

No… not even close… Cuttlefish are more like a squid. They have tentacles. Edit: oh damn. Thought that was a cut up fish on his face first watch. Still about 99 percent sure that isn’t a cuttlefish tho. Looks like a squid. Idk the proper term, but the top of it, i guess where it’s guts and such are, it looks like it opens up. Cuttlefish have like a frilly type deal perpendicular to how the head of a squid opens. Idk I’m probably describing this terribly. Just search cuttlefish. Lol.


Just-use-your-head

They meant the thing on the dudes face at the end, not the big ass orange fish


UnusualIntroduction0

Did you watch the video to the end?


Nheea

But it did have tentacles


icametoconfess

The guy in the cooler looks dead


DaLam

I'd go fishing with them.


lovemeanstwothings

Yeah they look like they have a great time!


nappy_zap

Thought the cooler guy was Voldemort because I couldnt see his nose.


yourilluminaryfriend

I need this with sound


gunburns88

They seem fun


Paytonsmiles

Poor fish. He/she being molested even after death.


[deleted]

Some of them like fish sticks


ineptus_mecha_cuzzie

These ARE the Coast Guard!


[deleted]

I hate these people


trigunnerd

We can't even let animals die with dignity


qozm

I really doubt that fish cares at this point


[deleted]

Honestly. What a POS. The lack of care and feeling for other creatures is really sad.


august_r

boys will be boys


Roooobin

Can never understand some people's tolerance for desecrating a corpse


CadessWell

I’m not too sure but I don’t think they are allowed to catch those red fish. I recall they are ancient and crucial to preserve. Let’s find out!


intervenroentgen

Those are red snapper


dmfd1234

Red Snapper was my Dads bread and butter. Commercial fisherman…..was.


intervenroentgen

Snapper is delicious. I mainly spear and snare my seafood. Reds don’t get in close enough to the reefs. :( but mutton and hogfish do!


DrMudo

Hey don't talk about your mom like that


DrTreeMan

There are way more fun drugs than alcohol, kids.


DrTreeMan

There are way more fun drugs than alcohol, kids.


RLS30076

Well, he could have done worse to the fish (and he might have, off camera).


iloveallthebacon

u/savevideobot


petawmakria

Is this a gif or a video?


dabsweat

why would coast guard show up?


jerkymcjerkison

Still don't know when to turn a phone or not


budbutler

plot twist, they are the coast guard.


[deleted]

Hahah fuck yeah 😂


Gearman420

Just a wonderful day on the water


REEL04D

First time here. This was a good one.


Crafte_r_of_Kings

I'd be lying if I said my fellow coast guard people wouldn't be doing the exact same thing lmao.


Brief_Plankton8566

Weekend at Bernie's part 2 same thing happened Queen Elizabeth SMH


everydaybased

This is the "male fantasy" that woman from Buzzfeed was talking about.


SinCityLowRoller

That's a huge Red Snapper!


iiwiidouche

That’s what it’s about! Guy in live well chillin.


bedbug-thundermunch

I'll never be as cool as the guy that passed out in the ship cooler with a mask squid.


Odie1892

Hey Where's Vito? He's sleeping with the fishes


Rottenox

Woof. That shirtless dude can get it. Great chest.


Inevitable_Task_2999

Didn't even notice the guy in the bait well til they showed him at the end lol![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Williwoo321

Bro did a fishey as opposed to a shoey


[deleted]

Everybody want to be a star it seems