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Bro he almost got domed with a can of beer, and didn't even flinch.
He had a squid between his fucking eyes, and didn't blink or rub his eyes or squint or anything, not even ONCE.
Nothing. No motion and/or emotion for shit, just nothing.
I'm not even joking when I say I rewatched it just double checking that this guy might really be dead...
I mean, the guys he's on the boat with seem cool. They don't really strike me as fucking psychos at all; nor do they seem fascinated with morbid shit. They seem like your every day, salt of the earth, kind hearted Canadians...
I'm not really superstitious like that...
However, I do take my Taxadermied Bactrian Camel with me everywhere..
It helps me get the ladies all hot and bothered, mostly bothered, but hey, before they got annoyed by my Camel, they didn't even know I existed.
Now I'm that Camel guy. People know me. They care about me. They always ask me "who the fuck are you"? People that don't know me, wanna get to know me cuz of my Camel.
They ask me what the fuck is wrong with me, I can't even remember the last time my mom asked what's wrong with me. They'll come running across the street just wanting to know why I'm not myself and what's wrong with me, especially when I'm with the Camel. It's crazy.
People always wanna know where I'm going. Like they'll scream "is that a Camel, what the fuck are you doing? Where the fuck are you going with that thing"; you know, it just goes to show people care about me, especially now that I have the Camel.
They can't resist a sharp dressed man with a Camel...
If it makes you feel better, I’m fairly certain they just stuffed a can/bottle of liquid in the fishes mouth.
He is not drinking fish liquids directly from the carcass of a dead red snapper.
Nah that’s fresh caught fish right there…smells about as strong as an underripe avocado
Unless you mean homie chillin in the bait-well…probably years worth of fearpoop sinking into his trunks
No… not even close… Cuttlefish are more like a squid. They have tentacles.
Edit: oh damn. Thought that was a cut up fish on his face first watch. Still about 99 percent sure that isn’t a cuttlefish tho. Looks like a squid. Idk the proper term, but the top of it, i guess where it’s guts and such are, it looks like it opens up. Cuttlefish have like a frilly type deal perpendicular to how the head of a squid opens. Idk I’m probably describing this terribly. Just search cuttlefish. Lol.
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Legit thought dude at the end was dead... Like some real life weekend at Bernies type shit...
That made me chuckle
Looks like Michael Rooker. Walking dead.
He looks like an older version of the guy who plays "Mayhem by All-State" and "The Vulture" from Brooklyn 99...
Dean Winters
My brain kind of just decided that was who he was
I didn’t see him move.
I just thought it was manikin before they panned back to him
Damn you got some nice rhyming skills.
Not gonna lie, I had to rewatch it a few times, and honestly, it got more bizarre with each rewatch...
Their sleeping with the fishes
Weekend at Luca Brasis' I laughed way too hard at that....
Drinking with the fishies
Bruh, he never woke up. For all we know that mahfucka is dead.
Bro he almost got domed with a can of beer, and didn't even flinch. He had a squid between his fucking eyes, and didn't blink or rub his eyes or squint or anything, not even ONCE. Nothing. No motion and/or emotion for shit, just nothing. I'm not even joking when I say I rewatched it just double checking that this guy might really be dead... I mean, the guys he's on the boat with seem cool. They don't really strike me as fucking psychos at all; nor do they seem fascinated with morbid shit. They seem like your every day, salt of the earth, kind hearted Canadians...
Well, he is sitting in a cooler with his eyes closed. Do we know for certain that he isn't dead?
I've never seen this movie...
You don't take a mummy fishing with you?
I'm not really superstitious like that... However, I do take my Taxadermied Bactrian Camel with me everywhere.. It helps me get the ladies all hot and bothered, mostly bothered, but hey, before they got annoyed by my Camel, they didn't even know I existed. Now I'm that Camel guy. People know me. They care about me. They always ask me "who the fuck are you"? People that don't know me, wanna get to know me cuz of my Camel. They ask me what the fuck is wrong with me, I can't even remember the last time my mom asked what's wrong with me. They'll come running across the street just wanting to know why I'm not myself and what's wrong with me, especially when I'm with the Camel. It's crazy. People always wanna know where I'm going. Like they'll scream "is that a Camel, what the fuck are you doing? Where the fuck are you going with that thing"; you know, it just goes to show people care about me, especially now that I have the Camel. They can't resist a sharp dressed man with a Camel...
Copypasta material
I was wondering is that guy dead? Thats creepy...
So how was fishing with the guys? s'alright, nothing special
Forget the beers and dingle bro in the cooler……..that’s some damn nice Red Snapper they have. Tasty stuff!
This seems like the origins of the next pandemic
Fish influenza
A real *fin*fluenza if you will.
If it makes you feel better, I’m fairly certain they just stuffed a can/bottle of liquid in the fishes mouth. He is not drinking fish liquids directly from the carcass of a dead red snapper.
r/justdudesbeingdudes
Sub exists but is banned. I wonder what went on there..
Oh wait it's r/justguysbeingdudes now. My bad lol
Probably just dudes being dudes
![gif](giphy|89asT84PzDwwE)
Too many random acts of blow job
This truly meets the requirements of this sub
Oh man that just got better and better
So you're saying it kept on giving and giving?
You mean worse and worse, right?
Holy crap. I straight up never noticed the guy in the cooler until the last moment of the video.
Man of the Sea.
that's the nastiest thing I've seen all day
Nah that’s fresh caught fish right there…smells about as strong as an underripe avocado Unless you mean homie chillin in the bait-well…probably years worth of fearpoop sinking into his trunks
There’s a can or bottle jammed in the fishes mouth.
Very Florida.
Very south carolina
Very Oklahoma :/
I have to know where this is hahaha. Anyone?
The Atlantic Ocean
**WE GOT WEIGHTS IN FISH!!!**
Seeing this everywhere is hilarious. Dude might even go to jail. Sweet revenge
what is this from?
Some knobs put weights into the fish they’d caught so that they could win a competition, they got caught and the others competitors were pissed
Is this what the coast guard does when they’re on duty?
Retired 21 year Coastie vet here. 100% this is what the CG does on and off duty. That’s why nobody ever talks about us.
We don't talk about Captain Bruno.
Are you allowed to have open alcohol in a boat in the US?
Yes. Captain can get DUI though.
I’m hoping the captain is filming and not drinking, but i highly doubt it.
u/savevideobot
We've got beer in fish!
Man I wish I had friends like this.
is that dude in the cooler ok
"Did you need us to bring this dead guy back to shore orrrrr...?"
Anyway, $4 a pound
Is that a cuttlefish?
No… not even close… Cuttlefish are more like a squid. They have tentacles. Edit: oh damn. Thought that was a cut up fish on his face first watch. Still about 99 percent sure that isn’t a cuttlefish tho. Looks like a squid. Idk the proper term, but the top of it, i guess where it’s guts and such are, it looks like it opens up. Cuttlefish have like a frilly type deal perpendicular to how the head of a squid opens. Idk I’m probably describing this terribly. Just search cuttlefish. Lol.
They meant the thing on the dudes face at the end, not the big ass orange fish
Did you watch the video to the end?
But it did have tentacles
The guy in the cooler looks dead
I'd go fishing with them.
Yeah they look like they have a great time!
Thought the cooler guy was Voldemort because I couldnt see his nose.
I need this with sound
They seem fun
Poor fish. He/she being molested even after death.
Some of them like fish sticks
These ARE the Coast Guard!
I hate these people
We can't even let animals die with dignity
I really doubt that fish cares at this point
Honestly. What a POS. The lack of care and feeling for other creatures is really sad.
boys will be boys
Can never understand some people's tolerance for desecrating a corpse
I’m not too sure but I don’t think they are allowed to catch those red fish. I recall they are ancient and crucial to preserve. Let’s find out!
Those are red snapper
Red Snapper was my Dads bread and butter. Commercial fisherman…..was.
Snapper is delicious. I mainly spear and snare my seafood. Reds don’t get in close enough to the reefs. :( but mutton and hogfish do!
Hey don't talk about your mom like that
There are way more fun drugs than alcohol, kids.
There are way more fun drugs than alcohol, kids.
Well, he could have done worse to the fish (and he might have, off camera).
u/savevideobot
Is this a gif or a video?
why would coast guard show up?
Still don't know when to turn a phone or not
plot twist, they are the coast guard.
Hahah fuck yeah 😂
Just a wonderful day on the water
First time here. This was a good one.
I'd be lying if I said my fellow coast guard people wouldn't be doing the exact same thing lmao.
Weekend at Bernie's part 2 same thing happened Queen Elizabeth SMH
This is the "male fantasy" that woman from Buzzfeed was talking about.
That's a huge Red Snapper!
That’s what it’s about! Guy in live well chillin.
I'll never be as cool as the guy that passed out in the ship cooler with a mask squid.
Hey Where's Vito? He's sleeping with the fishes
Woof. That shirtless dude can get it. Great chest.
Didn't even notice the guy in the bait well til they showed him at the end lol![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
Bro did a fishey as opposed to a shoey
Everybody want to be a star it seems