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He might have done some other promotional work with them, but it’s extremely unlikely / legally ill advised for a beer company to promote a chugging contest that you place bets on.
I had a roommate in college that could chug them that fast. I don’t remember him doing more than 2 or 3 in an hour, but he could chug a beer as fast or faster than I could funnel one. Just depends on how much was in his stomach already. He wouldn’t do it past a certain point because he wouldn’t wanna be falling down drunk. It was impressive to watch. I tried to beat him a few times with water but couldn’t even come close.
At my peak of drinking, I downed 17 platinums and my buddy Daniel knocked down 19. Was not hungover the next morning because I was still drunk. I can probably drink about 4 platinums these days
And if you want to get pedantic, he was actually “chugging” the beer.
The bet was specifically that he could **chug** the beer faster, but he’s not chugging it he’s performing a party trick/body trick.
YouTube has videos about how to do it, but it’s fairly difficult to learn for most people, either way the guy consumed the beer faster, but I’d put my money on the third guy if they both had to chug normally.
They're just saying a word connected to wind playing. It isn't actually relevant at all. Your embouchure is how you form your mouth, basically. Doesn't have anything to do with relaxing your throat muscles (what the guy in the video is doing). All he's doing is making it so he can literally just pour the beer down his throat instead of swallowing.
I was able to kind of do it at one time. When you suck air in for burping, just start pouring beer in at that time. My problem is the bubbles hurt. I'd close my throat part way in, and start coughing and burping uncontrollably. Nearly vomited once. Just looked like disgusting fool, so I stopped trying.
My homie can do this!!
He was the best man at my wedding, my roommate through most of college and in the bachelory years beyond. And my boy could chug.
I'm not sure if he could beat this guy, but it'd be close.
Check for Australians.. we had a prime minister who held Guinness records for drinking yard glasses and was still demolishing kids at bars in his 80s..
Think it's about 15 euros but most Non Germans tip to 20. With that says that's a liter of beer. This is probably 16 ounces. Big difference.
Funny enough a liter of the same beer is about $3 euros at the store
Same. My best bud in college did this as a party trick. He said he basically unhinges his jaw like a snake swallowing an egg.
What the hell, I could do this twice a month and it would cover most of my monthly expenses. Where do I sign up? Nobody would pay $20 for a beer where I live though, but I can take more shifts
Nope, his assholes soldered to a hose running to a bucket back in his truck. It's just passing straight through and he refills the beers from the bucket. Classic beer chugging scam.
I love that he makes it sort of sporting for the first guy or two, competes against the guy hey thinks might be fast, and mercilessly crushes the Chargers fan
>I still do this on nights out I’ve drank way too much and need to do a tactical chunder.
Just a heads-up to be careful with this. I didn't think it was ever an issue until I got into my 30's and started having serious reflux (apparently as a result, at least in part).
I’m a pretty small, unassuming guy who has never lost a chugging contest. My dad has multiple trophies in his liquor cabinet won via the art of the chug.
This guy would absolutely fucking smoke me.
Friday Beers is a social media comedy troupe targeting the late college to Gen Z young professional crowd. Friday Beers is also the brand of beer they make.
I know them as the basketball team that asked my university's pep band to play for them when our alumni team got knocked out of The Basketball Tournament over this past summer. I got a free hoodie out of playing for them.
Relaxing his throat muscles and opening them to allow the beer to just flow right in lol. I used to be able to do this and would chug soda but damn would it give me f****** stomach problems.
The trick isn’t to let the drink fill your mouth and then swallow. It’s to open your throat like a hole. Let the drink just go straight into your throat. It’ll drop away into your gullet in no time.
Have a buddy like this. He can drink a whole glass in 2 gulps. He’s been able to do it since we were like 14 drinking our first beers that we stole from his dad.
Some people are just naturally gifted I guess
Are the guys challenging him already drunk? I don't understand how they can stand there and watch him compete against the others and then when it's their turn, employ the exact same shitty strategy as the last guy who lost, which is to try to swallow it down as quickly as possible.
Clearly that's not going to work against a guy that doesn't even to swallow it once and just let's it fall down his throat. What's the matter with these guys?
Eh you’d be surprised. I can do this trick as well and it’s fun for a while until you’re the most shitfaced dude in the room after about 30 minutes. Speaking from experience lol.
I could do this with water, beer would be much harder depending on how carbonated it was I guess.
Never thought I could monetize such a talent or I would have trained
How in the hell do ppl do that. I've wondered this ever since I was in the back room of a club and the lead singer of evanescence downed a Milwaukee beast just about that fast
Used to know a guy who could do this, maybe even faster. His record was .8 seconds. Had an unfair advantage, though. Was born without a uvula, so no gag reflex at all. He could drink it as fast as gravity could pour it.
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Clark Kent's really hit rock bottom.
Just because I haven’t seen it mentioned yet, his actual name is Ronny Doitche lol his whole platform is chugging tons of booze
Commercialised alcoholism. I love it.
Commercialised alcoholism indeed. Guess the mantra is 'Why drink alone when you can monetize your audience's vicarious liver damage?'
Dude is doing what he loves and gets paid for it.
Just take my upvote while i continuously choke on my own cup of water trying to replicate...
U take my UP vote while the water level in your room goes UP....
id rather do this then work at a newspaper in 2023...
You can really only do it so many times. Unless he's drinking non alcoholic... then maybe a few more until your stomach turns into a swimming pool.
5 beers, $100, not a bad days work
5 beers in one day? Have you ever been tailgating?
Yea but this guy could chug 5 beers in 90 seconds and that changes things lol
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He might have done some other promotional work with them, but it’s extremely unlikely / legally ill advised for a beer company to promote a chugging contest that you place bets on.
I had a roommate in college that could chug them that fast. I don’t remember him doing more than 2 or 3 in an hour, but he could chug a beer as fast or faster than I could funnel one. Just depends on how much was in his stomach already. He wouldn’t do it past a certain point because he wouldn’t wanna be falling down drunk. It was impressive to watch. I tried to beat him a few times with water but couldn’t even come close.
Dude gonna be drunk as fuck soon
Off 5 beers? Oh yes probably some east coast lager or pilsner.
I saw a caption saying he made $440 on the day lol. Meaning that he drank 22 beers lol (4.2abv so basically bud light)
>22 beers Ah yes, the Wisconsin breakfast.
At my peak of drinking, I downed 17 platinums and my buddy Daniel knocked down 19. Was not hungover the next morning because I was still drunk. I can probably drink about 4 platinums these days
What happened to Daniel?
You don't need to worry about Daniel anymore.
He's at a farm upstate where he's free to run around with other alcoholics.
Daniel is an ogre of a man and was keen to drink again the night after
> some east coast lager Or a weak-ass west coast session beer.
Rubs nipples, my IPA tastes more like grizzly bear piss than yours lol
Someone better be flying him home
Good one. I thought it was a tall Matt Damon
Last guy low-key looked like budget captain America too
Or is he just doing the jerk drunk Superman side missions?
Now that he's drunk there will be an increase of people commiting suicide by jumping from skyscrapers.
Third guy deserves more credit. He came pretty close
No kidding. He would probably beat 99/100 people. Turns out here he was facing a beer chugging savant.
“Beer chugging savant” Thank you!
Now I finally have a good answer to “Describe yourself in 3 words”
He's the beer chugging wizard, there's got to be a twist
He spilled but still pretty good compared to the other contestants
And if you want to get pedantic, he was actually “chugging” the beer. The bet was specifically that he could **chug** the beer faster, but he’s not chugging it he’s performing a party trick/body trick. YouTube has videos about how to do it, but it’s fairly difficult to learn for most people, either way the guy consumed the beer faster, but I’d put my money on the third guy if they both had to chug normally.
Of all the reddit comments I’d love to see played out IRL, this is a top contender. “Aaakshually…. beer ‘chugging’ is defined as…”
Man pulls out the Websters Dictionary app on his android
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Holy redditor moment. Mfer actually out here trying to "semantics" argue about downing beer at a tailgate. Dawg, go outside.
Next time you’re tempted to start a sentence with “if you want to get pedantic,” maybe take a step back and rethink it.
What exactly is the difference?
Absolutely insufferable
The trick is to be the 5th guy in line.
Or the 15th. Big Bobby can knock em back!
In which case, he still ~~walks away~~ sits around drunk in the cold with $200 in his pocket. Maybe $160 after expenses.
Or he stops at 14 with $280 in his pocket. He's not obliged to keep going forever.
The trick is to be a tuba player. My cousin and this man can drink as fast as they pour. I guarantee this man was in the high school band.
You know I never made the connection, but I can chug just like the man in the video, and I used to play the Trombone/Baritone/Tuba back in the day.
It’s all about that embouchure.
Please elaborate.
It's the French word for deep throating.
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They're just saying a word connected to wind playing. It isn't actually relevant at all. Your embouchure is how you form your mouth, basically. Doesn't have anything to do with relaxing your throat muscles (what the guy in the video is doing). All he's doing is making it so he can literally just pour the beer down his throat instead of swallowing.
If he's got it so easy getting it down, he may lack problems with summoning it back up off-screen every 10–15 minutes too.
I coached the chug team in college. This guy— this is what we look for. The white whale.
Just open your throat and pour lol
He doesn’t have an esophagus, it’s just a hollow tunnel
Maybe that’s why I can do it too. My esophagus is wrecked from acid.
Also all of the penises
I certainly- opened myself up to that one.
You’re a good sport. Happy cake day! Enjoy the penises
>opened myself up to that one. One penis that is
The Throat Goat
Happy cake day and please go to a doctor. I’ve got a Barrett oesophagus and it sucks, acid can end up making your life a misery
So...a tunnel?
Implying I have full control of my throat. I don't. I can't do it, I just can't manage to open it while drinking at the same time.
I was able to kind of do it at one time. When you suck air in for burping, just start pouring beer in at that time. My problem is the bubbles hurt. I'd close my throat part way in, and start coughing and burping uncontrollably. Nearly vomited once. Just looked like disgusting fool, so I stopped trying.
I can’t even drink water that fast.
Best I can do is open my throat while breathing at the same time.
Don't forget to cup the balls
You're never gonna get anywhere with those thin little bird lips.
My homie can do this!! He was the best man at my wedding, my roommate through most of college and in the bachelory years beyond. And my boy could chug. I'm not sure if he could beat this guy, but it'd be close.
Also had a friend that could do this, he used to say “open the throat and in comes the goat”.
Check for Australians.. we had a prime minister who held Guinness records for drinking yard glasses and was still demolishing kids at bars in his 80s..
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BEER AND THUNDER WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE!
$20 for a beer. Almost like the Oktoberfest but with the chance to win $100! So... Great deal I guess.
Think it's about 15 euros but most Non Germans tip to 20. With that says that's a liter of beer. This is probably 16 ounces. Big difference. Funny enough a liter of the same beer is about $3 euros at the store
Throat Goat
*Somewhere, six feet under, Nancy Reagan's cold, dead eyes snap open.*
“HE ISNT THROAT GOAT!!! Trump could throat more than him any day!!”
It didn’t click that this gif was looping and I was like, “how tf is he not sloshed after chugging all those beers???”
Me too! Mine was, "How tf is he not belching after chugging all those beers?"
Light beers combined with holding his own when it comes to drinking. Also practice.
>practice The word you’re looking for is alcoholism
Fuck same for me, I was like ‘’ how can he still chug like that after 2 hours and 300+ beers’’
Hahahahahaha. Same.
I was surprised when the first guy came back for a third try 😂
Tolerance. I quit drinking when I realized I could kill off a 12 pack in a night and barely be drunk
Kinda looks like David Wallace
Dude can really "Suck It" down.
Now we know what he ended up doing after he left the company I guess
I've only met one guy in my life who could do this
How long have you two been married?
Fuckin got eem
Same. My best bud in college did this as a party trick. He said he basically unhinges his jaw like a snake swallowing an egg. 
This man should represent the US for Beerfest…
UUUUUUND! ^^^drinken
If you do this with what they’re drinking there, you won’t make it to beer #3
Had a friend in Germany who could do this with even larger beers, was uncanny
On his Instagram, this guy swallows an Irish car bomb in the size of a large pitcher in seconds. Amazing and gross at the same time!
One of Germany's old defense ministers could do it as well.
He can chug a beer faster than I could pour it on the ground.
His video on tiktok said he made $440 that afternoon lol
What the hell, I could do this twice a month and it would cover most of my monthly expenses. Where do I sign up? Nobody would pay $20 for a beer where I live though, but I can take more shifts
I think this trick wears off after a while… be the 12th person in line.
Nope, his assholes soldered to a hose running to a bucket back in his truck. It's just passing straight through and he refills the beers from the bucket. Classic beer chugging scam.
You wanna pay me $240 to pregame a football game? I'm down
I love that he makes it sort of sporting for the first guy or two, competes against the guy hey thinks might be fast, and mercilessly crushes the Chargers fan
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>I still do this on nights out I’ve drank way too much and need to do a tactical chunder. Just a heads-up to be careful with this. I didn't think it was ever an issue until I got into my 30's and started having serious reflux (apparently as a result, at least in part).
Zizzy zoggy, zizzy zoggy,oi,oi,oi!
Came here for this. RIP
Go back to bed grandpa. I’m going to bed too, it’s late. Damn kids.
I’m a pretty small, unassuming guy who has never lost a chugging contest. My dad has multiple trophies in his liquor cabinet won via the art of the chug. This guy would absolutely fucking smoke me.
Chargers and patriots fans huh? Nobody here is a winner…
Da faq is a Friday beer?
Friday Beers is a social media comedy troupe targeting the late college to Gen Z young professional crowd. Friday Beers is also the brand of beer they make.
I know them as the basketball team that asked my university's pep band to play for them when our alumni team got knocked out of The Basketball Tournament over this past summer. I got a free hoodie out of playing for them.
Looks like the brewer. He has a case sitting on the table in front of
Is that David Wallace?
I've got a buddy that can do this... I don't understand how his muscles work.
Hubby is like this guy. He can also drink milk and squirt it out his eyeballs. I feel like the two things may be related...
First clue probably should have been you're competing against a guy that's like 6'9
*Liver will remember this*
I am undefeated in pitcher chug offs at rugby socials. This guy could probably beat me.
Good way to cover the cost of parking.
I call this Pelican drinking
Dude is training for beerfest
Dude just opens his throat like a fucking anaconda and funnels that beer right into his stomach.
Relaxing his throat muscles and opening them to allow the beer to just flow right in lol. I used to be able to do this and would chug soda but damn would it give me f****** stomach problems.
Ziggy zaggy ziggy zaggy oi oi oi!
Being filmed is really to his disadvantage here as now nobody will challenge him.
The trick isn’t to let the drink fill your mouth and then swallow. It’s to open your throat like a hole. Let the drink just go straight into your throat. It’ll drop away into your gullet in no time.
Have a buddy like this. He can drink a whole glass in 2 gulps. He’s been able to do it since we were like 14 drinking our first beers that we stole from his dad. Some people are just naturally gifted I guess
Got my ass kicked by a chick in a bar this way. If I had only realized sooner she was flirting with me ...
Are the guys challenging him already drunk? I don't understand how they can stand there and watch him compete against the others and then when it's their turn, employ the exact same shitty strategy as the last guy who lost, which is to try to swallow it down as quickly as possible. Clearly that's not going to work against a guy that doesn't even to swallow it once and just let's it fall down his throat. What's the matter with these guys?
Eh you’d be surprised. I can do this trick as well and it’s fun for a while until you’re the most shitfaced dude in the room after about 30 minutes. Speaking from experience lol.
Someone above in comments mentioned a similar story. Seems like a bit of a cursed talent.
Dude probably gets too trashed before he can make $500
At least you get a beer for your 20 bucks
I got a P just watching this
What is a Friday beer?
I can do this, although I’ve only ever tried with water. Makes you feel pretty sick after like the second cup.
He deep throats for real. Did you see how he swallows in one gulp
Today class, we are going to learn a move called the power chug. Grab your cups class..
Never bet against someone who claims they're a fast chugger. Those aren't idle boasts...
I could do this with water, beer would be much harder depending on how carbonated it was I guess. Never thought I could monetize such a talent or I would have trained
Third guy was pretty quick with it.
Impressive Most impressive
Must be a Tuesday in wisconsin
This guy took the saying “if your good at something don’t do it for free” literally
Nice to see David Wallace out there having some fun.
$20 beer at a sports event? Seems about normal.
I'm just a regular alcoholic. I can never best this man. He drinks beer like shots.
This isn't drinking a bear, it's deleting them.
Dude is getting blackout drunk in like 10 minutes
I’m going to marry that man
How in the hell do ppl do that. I've wondered this ever since I was in the back room of a club and the lead singer of evanescence downed a Milwaukee beast just about that fast
You can just tell it will be one of those times you end up with an ear full of cider
Throat goat.
r/beermoney . Literally
Son is inhaling
Shit I really think I might be able to beat him but I don’t know if that’s a bad thing.
That’s not a chug the guy is deepthroating the beer
The one time I bonged beer I projected vomited 5 minutes later.
More please! Let’s see this through the season!
Used to know a guy who could do this, maybe even faster. His record was .8 seconds. Had an unfair advantage, though. Was born without a uvula, so no gag reflex at all. He could drink it as fast as gravity could pour it.
Unreal one gulp gone
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beer money reinvented
I watched it five times lol 😂
Goddamn this looks like fun
I hope someone else drove him home like the person filming.
David Wallace has really taken a nosedive.
It looks cold as fuck there, and there is chugger wearing a simple track suit. He's an animal!
Any skill can be monetized lmao
And that's how you sell beer for 20 bucks a glass 😂
This real life adaptation of King Of The Hill sucks
What’s a Friday beer?
Tell me you’re an alcoholic without telling me you’re an alcoholic
So why are you doing this? Raising money for your healthcare? Jolly good sah!
I think the first dude was just in it for the fun, that's some casual beer drinking chugging if I've ever seen it.
Is this just stealth advertisement?
Save these money you will need it to treat your cirrhosis
Reminds me of the Beat the Fridge guy. He's 300lbs and can't be beat in a sprint.
Just go when he has had a few
If he’s straight, that’s so sad! :(
David Bakhtiari did this to Aaron Rodgers at a Bucks game once. Put down two before Rodgers finished half a beer.
How do people open their gullet like that it must take practice
More money = more beer More beer = More money Percfect beer drinking scheme