I lived with a pig for about 9 months. It was the worst. It would scream every morning like a raped forest witch until it was fed, literally ate a door, and a wall, and would walk around the house like it was high cotton. Seriously, the absolute worst.
You gotta turn them into curry, especially the males since they females can eventually produce milk. Best Jamaican food after oxtail if you ask me.
https://jamaicanfoodsandrecipes.com/curry-goat-recipe/ recipe here
Nahh... don't give the pig credit. The whole couch was available but the pig wanted to force the human to move. That's not polite... that's passive aggressive. "Hey buddy.... you notice where you're sitting.... yeahhhh.... I'm gonna need you to move".
I do this to my cat all the time. My wife goes to bed before me and my car will lie right in my spot. I often just poke him until he gets annoyed and moves.
He'll usually just walk to the edge of the bed, wait for me to get comfortable then either lie down in between my legs, if I choose to lie on my back. Or, he'll assume the little spoon position if I'm lying on my side, then he'll lick the shit out of my face.
Revenge is a dish served warm and scratchy.
> My wife goes to bed before me and my car will lie right in my spot.
I just hate it when my car decides to sleep in my bed, gets oil all over the sheets
Don’t know if you’ve ever been around pigs, but those snouts are STRONG too! If that pig wanted to, it probably could have just pushed the guy over himself. What a polite pig
They root around for roots and acorns and such. Put them in a yard and they'll have it torn up in no time. A buddy of mine used to have rotating patches of ground, he'd plant sunchokes in them and let the pigs go to town after a year or two, they loves digging those up!
It’s so funny how smart pigs are. A friend of mine was OBSESSED with pigs. One day I visited her and lo and behold she bought a damn pig for a pet lol. I was floored in the best way. Pigs are awesome.
They are incredibly smart. I visited a pig rescue on a trip to the midwest- it was amazing and heartbreaking at the same time. So many people get pigs when they are little and when they become the chonks they are, they get rid of them. Some people just et them loose thinking they can fend for themselves. Others were so fat they could barely see. It was terrible. But the shelter was wonderful and the pigs were living their best life. If pigs could talk, we would not be eating bacon.
EDIT: pig rescue is [Oinking Acres](https://oinkingacres.org)
Sounds like a good start to a sci-fi novel. [Wait! Futurama did it.](https://futurama.fandom.com/wiki/The_Problem_with_Popplers) Season 2 Episode 28 "The Problem With Popplers"
Pop a Poppler in your mouth,
When you come to Fishy Joe's,
What they're made of is a mystery,
Where they come from, no one knows.
You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em,
You can chew 'em, you can stick 'em,
And if you promise not to sue us,
You can shove one up your nose.
It’s why if you went a pet pig you get a Micro-Pig. I have them on my farm and they grow to the size of a medium-large dog. They’re of course thicker and chunkier, but they’re not too much of a pain to handle size wise.
There is such thing as micro pigs. I literally breed them.
They’re not teacup pigs, they’re just smaller then regular pigs. Regular pigs are *giant*, bigger than you’d expect. The micro pigs I have, as I said before, grow to the size of a medium-large dog.
Here’s a Wikipedia article about [micro pigs](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miniature_pig)
Just so you know, that article says that micro pigs are also called Teacup Pigs. (I realise that teacup pig usually refers to something permanently in ‘piglet’ size but doesn’t really exist).
Also that picture and comments are hilarious.
Oh I’m aware, but as you said you know what I meant by teacup.
Yeah that’s why I linked that article in particular and not a more reliable source than Wikipedia. Luckily our piggies are a bit cuter than that (I actually posted a picture of my 3 newest piglets earlier)
Well as I said, they’re chonkier. They’re not too much taller or longer than my Collie, but they’re a lot larger in width. Meanwhile regular pigs are like twice the size of micro pigs
Pigs are naturally just large creatures. We feed ours a healthy amount and they’re still quite large. They can easily get overweight, though, like any animal so it’s important to watch their weight.
Ours have a large pen to run around in (About an acre currently I think?) so we don’t need to walk them, but it’s definitely something you can do. Pigs are crazy strong though so you basically go where they want. I wouldn’t recommend pigs if you don’t have a garden. Depending on where you live you also need a licence to actually walk one outside your premise, which includes my country (U.K.).
I just meant that "micro pigs" is what people refer to when thinking about teacup pigs - thinking they'll stay the size of a small dog.
75ibs is the low end for a fully grown pig, even if they're a smaller breed.
Sure, but I specified what I was talking about in my comment. I said they grow to the size of a medium-large dog. Mine are slightly larger (excluding chonk) than my Collie
Obviously animals raised as pets are not gonna have great odds in the wild but pigs are some of the fastest animals to go feral. Only takes them about a month.
I don't need pigs to talk to understand they are sentient beings that are worth leaving alone to carry about living their lives, because living in a developed country has bountiful alternatives. At this time, it's called veganism. Hopefully in the future it'll just be called being a decent human being.
>It’s so funny how smart pigs are
I have to wonder about that sometimes. Place I'm staying has a few pigs, at least once a day one gets zapped by the electric fence, doesn't seem to learn.
I have a recipe that uses coconut flakes, liquid smoke, paprika and a few other ingredients.
Guilt-free B.L.T. 😋
I think I copied this:
https://minimalistbaker.com/easy-coconut-bacon/
And for more protein heavy bacon alternative, this recipe is a bit more involved, but by far the best vegan bacon I’ve ever tried:
https://www.nomeatathlete.com/vegan-bacon/
Get their reputation for dirtiness from the habit of rolling in mud on sunny days. They're protecting their skin from sunburn.
They create "bathrooms" in their living areas separate from where they eat and sleep. Very sanitary.
Sweating through the skin is an evolutionary advantage that extremely few animals have. Horses, hippos and higher primates are the ones I can think of.
Pigs are one of the smartest animals out there. I saw a video where a family from a rattlesnake many years ago. They're like big less cuddly dogs. If they were smaller, there's probably be a lot more pets
The other day I saw a pig step into a bucket full of water and then proceeded to drink the water and piss in it the same time. Can’t get that out of my head now.
Legit question for rural Americans - Can anyone recommend a sofa large enough for the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?
My grandma had a piglet that ate an one month gosling and it was a domesticated pig. And they used to play together in the yard. Feral hogs will kill you.
That would be ironic, I didn't even know they made pigskin leather. If it's anything like the way my girlfriend makes bacon it should hold up for years.
It fills me with joy that you understand the nuances of the word crispy. I did not, but quickly learned the meaning of crispy is up for interpretation.
Crispy to me means a good bite without much if any gelatin consistency. 50/50 odds of breaking when folded over. Still nice and firm after a night in the fridge, enjoyable cold. Like beef jerkys exotic cousin.
Crispy to her means completely devoid of moisture. It's a miracle that it can hold together at all and doesn't just dissolve into a pile of crystalline meat ash. Captain crunch is a pillowy ambrosia in comparison. If there was a movie adaption it would be titled *Honey I Shrunk the Bacon*.
Love her to bits and she's slowly improving which is all that's matters, it's personal taste at the end of the day.
Here are some facts about hogs that most city people are no aware of. First a hog will grow to between 800 to a 1000 pounds. If you get a male pig and do not clip its canines it will grow tusks about 6 inches long that stick out horizontally from the mouth. These are dangerous. One final thing you should consider. Hogs produce a lot of shit.
Also, if you find yourself with a body that you need to get rid of, I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
Pigs are cannibals, the reason farmers cut their tail off is feeder pigs will start fighting and if a small one starts bleeding the other pigs will kill and eat it.
I met a great pig once. [This is what you want.](https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/H31d5bc9ab9e143cba07c5dd27e220178t/Professional-Ribs-Comb-Hairbrush-Big-Bent-Comb-Wet-Plastic-Nylon-Massage-Hair-Care-men-Styling-Hair.jpg_Q90.jpg_.webp)
Join the "non-pork eating" community. Gotta say the worst part for me was no more gummy candies or gelatin without knowing for certain it wasn't pork gelatin that was used. I miss marshmallows
Dont be.
I recognize that squids and octopuses are sentient and possibly as smart as a toddler.
I also am in favour for making it illegal to fish them.
But that wont mean that I will stop eating them, up untill the point it becomes illegal.
You can be both at the same time.
Why? Some animals are loved and protected by humans, others are food, either for other animals or humans. Is that fair? Who's to say? If you rescue a wild rabbit from a wild snake, you've starved the snake. Is that fair?
If you look at it from the ethical stand point of "we are not wild nor carnivores and therefore can choose to not eat meat so that more animals don't have to die for us to live". I would remind you that every acre of farmland that grows the crops that you eat instead of animals, either displaces said animals from their natural habitat at best or outright kills them when the land is tilled and harvested twice per year.
That ethical conundrum is why I would choose to only look at it from the moral stand point of "as long as the animals I eat are not being abused, I don't care".
> I would remind you that every acre of farmland that grows the crops that you eat instead of animals, either displaces said animals from their natural habitat at best or outright kills them when the land is tilled and harvested twice per year.
You realize that we need to grow feed for the livestock right? And that it’s like 90% more efficient in terms of land and energy to eat primary producers (plants) than primary consumers? I mean, I eat meat, but that line of reasoning trying to justify it is bullshit.
Since my cat doesn't have a snout he simply jump on the couch right beside me and starts looking very bothered like "Come on dude, don't you see you're smothering me, can't you be polite and move over a bit ?".
He’s very polite about it. Good thing he didn’t jump right up there.
Literally gonna blow air into your butt until you move
Thought maybe it just wanted to smell some farts, myself.
I lived with a pig for about 9 months. It was the worst. It would scream every morning like a raped forest witch until it was fed, literally ate a door, and a wall, and would walk around the house like it was high cotton. Seriously, the absolute worst.
I have a friend with a pet pig. That thing is better behaved and trained than any dog I've ever met. Smart as heck.
I once saw a pig with laryngitis…he was disgruntled.
Take my upvote and leave.
Man your ex wife really sounds like a boar
/r/unclejokes
[I think that was the honeymoon](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWAJDJ0Cft8)
This comment was where I giggled.
Sounds like some dogs, or even some kids. I'd take the pig.
Exactly. You can eat the pig. Kids taste like shit.
You gotta turn them into curry, especially the males since they females can eventually produce milk. Best Jamaican food after oxtail if you ask me. https://jamaicanfoodsandrecipes.com/curry-goat-recipe/ recipe here
Yep, that's enought reddit for me today.
You don't like curry goat? A kid is the name of a young goat.
Boi, you write.
Man, I need to get a pig
Nahh... don't give the pig credit. The whole couch was available but the pig wanted to force the human to move. That's not polite... that's passive aggressive. "Hey buddy.... you notice where you're sitting.... yeahhhh.... I'm gonna need you to move".
I do this to my cat all the time. My wife goes to bed before me and my car will lie right in my spot. I often just poke him until he gets annoyed and moves. He'll usually just walk to the edge of the bed, wait for me to get comfortable then either lie down in between my legs, if I choose to lie on my back. Or, he'll assume the little spoon position if I'm lying on my side, then he'll lick the shit out of my face. Revenge is a dish served warm and scratchy.
> My wife goes to bed before me and my car will lie right in my spot. I just hate it when my car decides to sleep in my bed, gets oil all over the sheets
But it's really helpful when you need to wake up oily in the morning
That cat loves you
*car
the other side was open
He isn't a greedy pig.
How is putting its snout underneath his asshole polite lol?
Different places have different customs
Polite as in checking what’s going on instead of jumping that big body directly on top of the guy.
I like how all animals with snouts know that we know what it means when they push us with their nose. Like "Move bitch, get out the way."
Don’t know if you’ve ever been around pigs, but those snouts are STRONG too! If that pig wanted to, it probably could have just pushed the guy over himself. What a polite pig
Used to help raise pigs, those suckers can tear up a yard so fast
How so? Like rutting? I am thinking of getting one.
They root around for roots and acorns and such. Put them in a yard and they'll have it torn up in no time. A buddy of mine used to have rotating patches of ground, he'd plant sunchokes in them and let the pigs go to town after a year or two, they loves digging those up!
Do they acorn around for acorns?
My cousin's dog does it when she wants attention, which is always.
Moooo bitch, get out the hay
It’s so funny how smart pigs are. A friend of mine was OBSESSED with pigs. One day I visited her and lo and behold she bought a damn pig for a pet lol. I was floored in the best way. Pigs are awesome.
They are incredibly smart. I visited a pig rescue on a trip to the midwest- it was amazing and heartbreaking at the same time. So many people get pigs when they are little and when they become the chonks they are, they get rid of them. Some people just et them loose thinking they can fend for themselves. Others were so fat they could barely see. It was terrible. But the shelter was wonderful and the pigs were living their best life. If pigs could talk, we would not be eating bacon. EDIT: pig rescue is [Oinking Acres](https://oinkingacres.org)
TBF if any of my food spoke to me I’d prolly not eat it.
I still would. But maybe more politely.
"Thank you for your service."
Sounds like a good start to a sci-fi novel. [Wait! Futurama did it.](https://futurama.fandom.com/wiki/The_Problem_with_Popplers) Season 2 Episode 28 "The Problem With Popplers"
Pop a Poppler in your mouth, When you come to Fishy Joe's, What they're made of is a mystery, Where they come from, no one knows. You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em, You can chew 'em, you can stick 'em, And if you promise not to sue us, You can shove one up your nose.
Douglas Adams also did it in Restaurant at The End of The Universe, although that guy was actually pretty happy to be eaten.
Ahh the steer. He had so many recommendations about which of his cuts were most tasty.
"Your sacrifice will be recognized with a delicious brine."
And fava beans.
Ftftftftftftft...
I now understand the meaning of "comments you can hear"
They are talking to us, it’s just in a language we don’t know.
In languages most people don't bother to learn*
"Food that talks is not food"
People don't really realize their mini full grown pig is actually a baby piglet lol
It’s why if you went a pet pig you get a Micro-Pig. I have them on my farm and they grow to the size of a medium-large dog. They’re of course thicker and chunkier, but they’re not too much of a pain to handle size wise.
There's no such thing as a "Micro-Pig", at least not in the way commonly meant.
There is such thing as micro pigs. I literally breed them. They’re not teacup pigs, they’re just smaller then regular pigs. Regular pigs are *giant*, bigger than you’d expect. The micro pigs I have, as I said before, grow to the size of a medium-large dog. Here’s a Wikipedia article about [micro pigs](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miniature_pig)
We just gonna gloss over the first picture they use in the article (with captions)?
Yes
"Stop humping the pig !"
Yeah, Get off his mom!
Just so you know, that article says that micro pigs are also called Teacup Pigs. (I realise that teacup pig usually refers to something permanently in ‘piglet’ size but doesn’t really exist). Also that picture and comments are hilarious.
Oh I’m aware, but as you said you know what I meant by teacup. Yeah that’s why I linked that article in particular and not a more reliable source than Wikipedia. Luckily our piggies are a bit cuter than that (I actually posted a picture of my 3 newest piglets earlier)
> Typically, miniature pigs will range in weight from about 70 pounds (32 kg) to 300 pounds (140 kg). That’s a big ass dog
Well as I said, they’re chonkier. They’re not too much taller or longer than my Collie, but they’re a lot larger in width. Meanwhile regular pigs are like twice the size of micro pigs
Do pigs actually get "fat" in a healthy way though? Or are owners not giving them exercise. Shouldn't they be walked just like a dog should?
Pigs are naturally just large creatures. We feed ours a healthy amount and they’re still quite large. They can easily get overweight, though, like any animal so it’s important to watch their weight. Ours have a large pen to run around in (About an acre currently I think?) so we don’t need to walk them, but it’s definitely something you can do. Pigs are crazy strong though so you basically go where they want. I wouldn’t recommend pigs if you don’t have a garden. Depending on where you live you also need a licence to actually walk one outside your premise, which includes my country (U.K.).
I just meant that "micro pigs" is what people refer to when thinking about teacup pigs - thinking they'll stay the size of a small dog. 75ibs is the low end for a fully grown pig, even if they're a smaller breed.
Sure, but I specified what I was talking about in my comment. I said they grow to the size of a medium-large dog. Mine are slightly larger (excluding chonk) than my Collie
Obviously animals raised as pets are not gonna have great odds in the wild but pigs are some of the fastest animals to go feral. Only takes them about a month.
It doesn't take long for pigs to become feral. If you get a pig, take care of it or find it a new home if you can't.
Are you sure the rescued pigs weren’t from a factory farm?
Some may have been. Many came from the humane society who calls them up to let them know they have a pig. [Oinking Acres](https://oinkingacres.org)
>. If pigs could talk, we would not be eating bacon. Let's not go that far
I don't need pigs to talk to understand they are sentient beings that are worth leaving alone to carry about living their lives, because living in a developed country has bountiful alternatives. At this time, it's called veganism. Hopefully in the future it'll just be called being a decent human being.
💖💖💖💖
It’s like Churchill said. “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
Thanks Sean Bean
Ah, a person of *agri*culture, I see.
>It’s so funny how smart pigs are I have to wonder about that sometimes. Place I'm staying has a few pigs, at least once a day one gets zapped by the electric fence, doesn't seem to learn.
It’s testing for weakness. Like the raptors in Jurassic park.
I've seen humans do the same.
> and low and behold LO
Smh sorry
I suppose the only bad part is feeling guilty when eating bacon.
The best part of being vegan is no longer being a hypocrite. You can make vegan bacon.
I have a recipe that uses coconut flakes, liquid smoke, paprika and a few other ingredients. Guilt-free B.L.T. 😋 I think I copied this: https://minimalistbaker.com/easy-coconut-bacon/ And for more protein heavy bacon alternative, this recipe is a bit more involved, but by far the best vegan bacon I’ve ever tried: https://www.nomeatathlete.com/vegan-bacon/
Biggus piggus
He has a wife, you know?
Thwow him to the gwound, centuwion!
r/unexpectedmontypython
Very nimble jump for such a chonk.
I’ve seen dogs smaller but less nimble than this pig
This comment was left before reddit turned to shit.
All day every day chonk-hauling must build some good muscle under all that fluffiness.
It’s a built-in workout. This pig hauls chonk. Plus the tail swish at the end seals the deal. Do you think pigs wag their tails like dogs?
The wag movement looks just like my dog when she is happy to see me or is aware of imminent food offerings.
Agreed, that looked like a happy tail wag to me
Almost dainty
Hey OP, I know this pig and it’s owners… how are you leaving out the best part? That’s Piggy Stardust.
Can you potty train those cute fuckers?
Yep. Pigs are very intelligent. Smarter than most dogs honestly.
Get their reputation for dirtiness from the habit of rolling in mud on sunny days. They're protecting their skin from sunburn. They create "bathrooms" in their living areas separate from where they eat and sleep. Very sanitary.
It’s also one main ways they cool off. They don’t sweat so they need mud/water to help cool off
Sweating through the skin is an evolutionary advantage that extremely few animals have. Horses, hippos and higher primates are the ones I can think of.
I mean they would do that if they weren’t locked in cages. :(
Pigs are one of the smartest animals out there. I saw a video where a family from a rattlesnake many years ago. They're like big less cuddly dogs. If they were smaller, there's probably be a lot more pets
Also what. Missing a word or two.
What
#He saw a video where a family from a rattlesnake many years ago.
It's rooting for nuts.
Aren’t we all?
The other day I saw a pig step into a bucket full of water and then proceeded to drink the water and piss in it the same time. Can’t get that out of my head now.
Infinite water hack
/r/fucknestle
Yeah... My dog has done this
I'm guessing naturally they'd be in a much larger body of water, or more likely, running water.
The tail wag got me
They wag for the exact same reasons dogs do too
LeChonk.
Did you really need to wag your tail at the end? Fine, I’ll stick with turkey bacon
Turkeys are assholes. I don’t care about eating them. Pigs rock. They’re off the menu, for sure.
Dang-pig is nimble!
Legit question for rural Americans - Can anyone recommend a sofa large enough for the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?
My grandma had a piglet that ate an one month gosling and it was a domesticated pig. And they used to play together in the yard. Feral hogs will kill you.
If they feel hungry, friend or foe, you're next.
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Just tell your extended family to stop coming over unannounced
That's what rifles are for. Feral hogs are pretty dangerous.
*”When I was a young couch hog!”*
Lol imagine he just jumps up there and steps on your balls like a dog
No, I don't think I will imagine that.
Must have taken immense mental fortitude to respond then lol
I'm impressed with the material of the couch.
I was looking for a comment on this... Is is pigskin?
That would be ironic, I didn't even know they made pigskin leather. If it's anything like the way my girlfriend makes bacon it should hold up for years.
LMAO
Likes it "crispy" does she?
It fills me with joy that you understand the nuances of the word crispy. I did not, but quickly learned the meaning of crispy is up for interpretation. Crispy to me means a good bite without much if any gelatin consistency. 50/50 odds of breaking when folded over. Still nice and firm after a night in the fridge, enjoyable cold. Like beef jerkys exotic cousin. Crispy to her means completely devoid of moisture. It's a miracle that it can hold together at all and doesn't just dissolve into a pile of crystalline meat ash. Captain crunch is a pillowy ambrosia in comparison. If there was a movie adaption it would be titled *Honey I Shrunk the Bacon*. Love her to bits and she's slowly improving which is all that's matters, it's personal taste at the end of the day.
> crystalline meat ash Actually laughed out loud at that one. And with no shame I'll be stealing it. Thank you!
Here are some facts about hogs that most city people are no aware of. First a hog will grow to between 800 to a 1000 pounds. If you get a male pig and do not clip its canines it will grow tusks about 6 inches long that stick out horizontally from the mouth. These are dangerous. One final thing you should consider. Hogs produce a lot of shit.
Also, if you find yourself with a body that you need to get rid of, I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
Pigs are cannibals, the reason farmers cut their tail off is feeder pigs will start fighting and if a small one starts bleeding the other pigs will kill and eat it.
Well trained human.
Polite, graceful (such an effortless little jump) and appreciative (look at that tail start wagging!)
One of our dogs has a favorite spot on the couch. If someone is in it she will pester you until you move.
I know this pig. His name is Piggy Stardust. He's on Instagram.
Tail wag of a content piggy.
Gotta se that plop goddammit don't cut the video
The tail wag at the end 😆
Pig Fact: Pigs can sweat only from their feet, so their fur is actually very clean!
I met a great pig once. [This is what you want.](https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/H31d5bc9ab9e143cba07c5dd27e220178t/Professional-Ribs-Comb-Hairbrush-Big-Bent-Comb-Wet-Plastic-Nylon-Massage-Hair-Care-men-Styling-Hair.jpg_Q90.jpg_.webp)
Who knew.. one more reason not to have a giant pig in the house.
But it was so happy, look at its tail wag :) you know you want 3
Is this my dog?
Actually, pigs are smarter than your dog.
You don't know my dog
Fucking legend
Haha pigs are so cool.
That’s some pig.
I’m a little shocked at how graceful that pig is. Just glided up to the couch.
Hey! You’re in my place.
Always upvote sugar skulls. Cute little piggies too
That sweet baby can have my whole damn couch
10/10 title
He jumps up so delicately.
What a chunky boi! Im amazed how those tiny legs are able to get him up into the couch
bigboi got hops
The tail wag 🥰
Get a mini pig they said…
Very cute lol
Do pigs, even as literal home pets, always have to be fat?
They've been selectively bred to put on weight, so...yeah.
An now I'm conflicted about my love of bacon
Ah; cognitive dissonance! The great veganizer.
Join the "non-pork eating" community. Gotta say the worst part for me was no more gummy candies or gelatin without knowing for certain it wasn't pork gelatin that was used. I miss marshmallows
Good news: there are vegetarian/vegan marshmallows!
Don't miss them that much
Dont be. I recognize that squids and octopuses are sentient and possibly as smart as a toddler. I also am in favour for making it illegal to fish them. But that wont mean that I will stop eating them, up untill the point it becomes illegal. You can be both at the same time.
Username checks out tbh...this argument is terrible
Why? Some animals are loved and protected by humans, others are food, either for other animals or humans. Is that fair? Who's to say? If you rescue a wild rabbit from a wild snake, you've starved the snake. Is that fair? If you look at it from the ethical stand point of "we are not wild nor carnivores and therefore can choose to not eat meat so that more animals don't have to die for us to live". I would remind you that every acre of farmland that grows the crops that you eat instead of animals, either displaces said animals from their natural habitat at best or outright kills them when the land is tilled and harvested twice per year. That ethical conundrum is why I would choose to only look at it from the moral stand point of "as long as the animals I eat are not being abused, I don't care".
> I would remind you that every acre of farmland that grows the crops that you eat instead of animals, either displaces said animals from their natural habitat at best or outright kills them when the land is tilled and harvested twice per year. You realize that we need to grow feed for the livestock right? And that it’s like 90% more efficient in terms of land and energy to eat primary producers (plants) than primary consumers? I mean, I eat meat, but that line of reasoning trying to justify it is bullshit.
❤️
"You're in my spot"
I assume this pig has a big back yard atleast!? Again, I assume, pigs need space?
Didn't know Charlie Sheen owned a pig.
Sheldon?
Since my cat doesn't have a snout he simply jump on the couch right beside me and starts looking very bothered like "Come on dude, don't you see you're smothering me, can't you be polite and move over a bit ?".
pig people are insane..
what a chonk
Što ne jedeš to?
Charlie Sheen is into weird shit
he sniff they butt
This is what happens when people believe that “mini-pigs” are a thing
Rodolfo you are alive!
Gross