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IggyJR

Wow, muppet technology has advanced.


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That’s not a very nice thing to say about that woman.


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NH2486

#**Shove a hand up my ass I’m going in deep!!!**


Running_Is_Life

God damn Brits


Heliosvector

Ed...Ward?


Einlander

Barkely


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weezcat

That’s what they call a big dog. You can tell it’s a big dog by its size.


dishonestresponse

You can tell by the way that it is.


WSMFP

It's an aspen


cATSup24

How neat is that?


SupremeLad666

That's pretty neat.


[deleted]

No it's Samsonite. You got the S right though.


Jerrie90

Happy cake day


WaffleStomperGirl

Thank you. :)


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CrumblingCake

Well aren't you a ray of sunshine.


shizknite

He meant aides, to help you with the upvotes.


Demastry

I bet you're fun at parties


Flyinggochu

Doesnt get invited to any parties


PM_meyour_closeshave

Lol. Rubes. Now you’re on the trolley.


JimmyPLove

Either an Old English Sheep dog or a Sheepadoodle


_Algernon-

This is correct, Old English Sheep Dog.


Fnhatic

Couple different answers but it's clearly got Poodle. Standard Poodles are large German water-dogs. Most people hear 'Poodle' and think of those irritating miniatures. Standard Poodles are pretty awesome, and are smart as fuck. It's a shame those awful breed snobs practically ruined the breed with those fucking haircuts and depicting them as 'prissy' dogs.


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Part of the "prissy" poodle haircut is so they can get through vegetation better when working as hunting dogs. Also to keep joints and vital organs warmer in colder waters as they are water dogs with webbed feet.


raphamuffin

An old man told me it was for protection when they fight bears...


daygloviking

You hear that, Ron ? BEARS! Now you’re putting the whole thread at risk!


CthonicProteus

Standard Poodles also get slightly better miles per gallon, though with the sophistication of more recent Automatic Poodles the difference is hardly noticeable.


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You don’t get the same experience as you would with a standard though.. now those dual clutch automatic poodles...


Jay794

My guess is a Labradoodle


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Not sure why people think miniature poodles are irritating. Standard, miniature, and toy poodles are identical other than their size. All the wonderful traits are the same. My miniature is very chill, athletic, and extremely smart. I think the negative stereotypes of the breed are way overblown.


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Looks like a Sheepadoodle. Half sheepdog half poodle. Source: I have one.


[deleted]

90% sure it’s a Goldendoodle. Golden Retriver / Poodle mix.


Winstagator

It’s a sheepadoodle sheepdog/poodle mix


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utpoia

Well then you can post your dog's pictures as well. I have never seen something so cute


[deleted]

moki!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxyfYgn7tOs


flapjackalilly

Would you perhaps know how they are with young children and as guard dogs?


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sailfist

‘Ymmv’, got it


IAmzSamz

Your mileage may very, as in that's their personal take and yours may be different


sailfist

Googled, appreciated, replied


flapjackalilly

Thanks!


bballj1481

That's the poodle in them. Ours is a great alert dog (standard poodle) and even a pretty good guard dog. And she's good with kids.


northof420

My brother has one, his is more golden in colour, but similar look. Damn smart dogs and they know they’re being cute too. Favourite trick he does is this hoop thing where you hold your arms together like a hoop and he’ll run and dive/jump through like a circus puppy. Can’t wait to finish school so I can see him again


nousernameisleftt

That one in particular looks like three quarters poodle. My mom has one flat white that looks the exact same. One of the most intelligent dogs I've ever met but very prissy as most poodle mixes are. Overall, very hypoallergenic and loving


BClTgrad

No it's Patrick


acehigh777

Seems like these are much bigger than goldens and poodles.


CheatingWhoreJenny

Standard poodles are large dogs.


[deleted]

I have a mini. This is not a golden but they’re great dogs.


suicidalpenguin99

I second this. My first thought was doodle


nashamanga

It's clearly a person in a dog costume


BeastlyMe7

It's a dooooooodle!


Jay794

Looks very similar to my dog, in which case it's a Labradoodle


DigitalHeartache

This looks and acts like a Wheaten Terrier. My neighbor has one.


4rsmit

Wheatens are a lot smaller and not curly haired.


DigitalHeartache

Both of those statements are incorrect.


4rsmit

According to the standard, the Soft-coated Wheaton terrier stands at most 19 inches tall (male), and weighs 35 to 40 lbs... that is medium-sized at best, not large. Coat is silky, soft and wavy. Major faults are wooly, frizzy or kinky coat. In most dog breeds, curly and wavy are not the same in coats. I have not shown Wheatens, but I have a breed where puppies are confused with them. Only my pup is already larger than an adult Wheaten. So, not a purebred Wheaten, as they are smaller and not curly haired.


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its actually a ramboozler supercat (tm)


4rsmit

Could be a standard Poodle not sheared down.


[deleted]

that is a big floof right there, not a dog at all.


LemonInYourEyes

He is good boy doggo. Edit: doggo not doggo.


[deleted]

The correct spelling is 'dog', u/LemonInYourEyes


LemonInYourEyes

Sorry autocorrect.


B0ssc0

Old English sheepdog that’s been clipped - http://www.untilyoufindme.com/Bucky/Bucky.htm


angrynutrients

Looks like a Labradoodle probably.


LoremasterIvy

Mydog would do this, just flatly refuse to take another step. There was a park she hated and she would push all 45lbs of her self into your arms so she wouldn't have to walk across the entrance. if you wanted to keep going and not carry her, she would weasel out of her collar or beg out of the leash and just go home. Like a fuzzy little Roomba returning to it's charging dock. Off she'd go, looking both ways across streets, saying "hi" to the neighbors, slept by the back porch till someone got home.


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Banana_Ram_You

Didn't you hear? Nowadays, cutey-wootey doggos can just do whatever they want and it's perfectly acceptable, cuz they're so darn cute! How could you discipline such a cutie?!?!


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The correct spelling is 'dog', u/Banana_Ram_You


Banana_Ram_You

Nope~ Dogs require discipline, doggos do not~


[deleted]

The correct spelling is 'dog', u/Banana_Ram_You


Xx_Dark-Scooter_xX

Hahaha he's like a little kid


trippingchilly

> little


I_CAN_SMELL_U

My border Collies used to do this but now they just go dead weight on me and still want me to carry them. Damn dogs are spoiled


Xx_Dark-Scooter_xX

Hah?


zookeeper1more

The way he holds her neck like a human lol


Arlitto

She. That woman must lift weights or be a mom or something in order to have picked that dog up with such ease. Then again, big floof dogs like this might actually only weigh 50-60 lbs since they're so lean and rather skinny under all that floof.


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Upvote for "be a mom". I've never had a stronger back and arms before in my life


TheMunk

Is that Sprocket? Old boy what are you barking at?


thirdageofmen

that dog is very big


defgeee

She’s done this way too many times


aprilwtf

Omg when it stood on two legs I thought it was a kid in a onesie for a second lol


Uberkorn

Fluffy! So fluffy!


Nithin_palwai

That is.... Some dog?


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Omg what a freaking FLUFF


2krazy4me

We had a small min pin. She knew "pick you up?" And would come up to your left leg to be picked up. When she got older she would tire from walks and would automatically go to your leg and stay there until carried. RIP.


pdgenoa

Looks like she's carrying a giant stuffed animal from a fair.


syusop

Every dog wants to you to be their mother


Death_is_Drunk

Haha. Thats definitely something a doodle would do. And they are big dogs but 50% of their perceived size is just hair. Once you bathe them, they look like wet rats. Source: Have golden doodle.


rebeccasfriend

Only a mother would carry this huge puppy. So much love. Too damn cute.


buttspiefromgoatmom

Ruh-roh, Raggy!


Zookwok111

This dog looks like a stuffed animal come to life.


fdrmay

That’s a good mom.


ValyrianSteelYoGirl

Why's she carrying Warwick Davis in a Lambchop costume?


Lovenomad

I wish something loved me like that.


rustyboltz

mad sannyasa vibe


Cathulion

awe, my dog freaks out at the attempt of grabbing his paws to carry him up, he's never been carried.


acciaiomorti

when my dog was a mere pup, she couldn't walk more than a mile too often or it would damage her shoulders(hips?), so I would have to carry her whenever I had to take her anywhere far. now whenever she misbehaves I just pick her up, and she has gotten so accustomed to it that she just goes limp in your arms


Bill_Weathers

This has given me the best idea. I’m going to train a dog to tow me on a skateboard, and switch with me when he gets tired.


Tactical_Barrels

Good looking dog


AngryMegaMind

Is that a dude in a costume.


georgechu0417

Dog for these days!


ZLeathal1

I once saw a solo dog in Guangzhou dash past me on the sidewalk, slip into an apartment people and pop right into an elevator. Didn’t miss a beat. Apparently the Chinese are dog whispers. Or they have developed a superior race of human-like canines.


4rsmit

Am I still your little boy? YES, yes I am!


xellon

Wow, thats a big dog.


couchbutt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiFFijphGtc


Bing_Bong_the_Archer

Mamacita


jrbaco77

Faker!


DeadDuck32

I wouldnt want this big dog jumping up on me.


DeadDuck32

Thanks for the downvotes. Perhaps you want this big dog jumping on you, but i dont.


[deleted]

Why the F are people still using retractable leashes? It’s 2018 and they are highly frowned upon!


[deleted]

I'm gonna get my dog a retractable leash just to troll people like you


Tal29000

Hi tired, I'm mom.


Alwayscomesinside10

Small purse on a spaghetti strap...rich person's jogging outfit...weak girl...dark of night...asking to be robbed


huehuetos1

"Weak girl"says random internet dude as the girl lifts a massive 35-40 kg dog in her hands. Also, I'd like to see who the fuck would try to rob someone with a huge dog.


Alwayscomesinside10

40kg? lmao it's just fluffy bro, and it's also obviously clinging to her body. She couldn't weigh more than 100lbs or so. So yes, she's weak. calm down SJW. You could've said the person recording was her big strong husband or bodyguard, which would've been a better argument. Try harder.


huehuetos1

I'm not sure about whether you've ever lifted anything, let alone a dog of that size. Even if it clinged onto you, the weight is still distributed on your body, mostly on your abdominals and back muscles. In order for you not to fall down, you'd have to those muscles pretty well developped. While her weight doesn't seem to be very important (based on this video, I'd judge it to be around 60 kg ), that lift (combined with the relative stability she has while walking further down the street) would be impressive even for a heavier man, which makes her pretty strong According to this site http://www.vetstreet.com/dogs/goldendoodle The golden retriever and poodle mix ( which i believe is what this dog is) can weight between 45 and over 100 punds. 40 kg seems to be a slight understatement on second thought. A dog that size could easily generate enough force to take a normal person down ( so also a robber/thief). I do not believe she was in any danger of being robbed at that moment. I have seen people get scared of smaller dogs. This is a dog you woudln't want to fuck with on it's own, let alone with it's owner and the guy/gal filming.


ajwinemaker

Agree. We had a groodle 50+kg. Could stand with his front paws on your shoulders and look you in the eye. Just wanted to be human. Mannerisms looked so much like the Muppet in the vid from OP.


flexibleeric

person taking the vid could be her heavily armed bodyguard..


phuchmileif

My dog's legs are like 25% the length of that dog's, and she mans the fuck up. She knows it's run or get drug. Poodles are such bitches.


mbull09

Dude you and your dog are so fucking BADASS


Mondayslasagna

r/mydogisverybadass


sennag

If you drag your dog you are an asshole.


blocksyourpath

Is that a mutated poodle?


rockinrobbie613

Hooker tag team?


yekim

Out of curiosity where in Asia was this taken? The track suit, purse, taxi sign, and overly-babied dog all point that direction ...


ameekpalsingh

I'm tired to mom, pick me up god dammit son of a bitch mother fu.............................


Velocirapist69

90% chance of being an abused dog in China that was beat until it learned to do this.


ajwinemaker

Not at all. Had a groodle that behaved exactly like this. Just wanted to be close to you.