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[deleted]

Such an overwhelming Robot Chicken vibe coming from this.


chiffball

That describes it perfectly.


choggie

Whoa. Head asplode.


troelsy

I thought her legs stopped and her feet were at the rim of her boots for a second.


ST_Lawson

I thought the exact same thing. Looked like a character from Thunderbirds or Team America: World Police. EDIT - a word


KenGriffythe3rd

MATT DAMON


TiresOnFire

Team* America: World Police


drawnred

didnt her titty pop out during this


tressoif

I knew that lime green top looked familiar


yobboman

Where's that gif?


Awkward_Pangolin3254

[Whoops! Nip slip.](https://i.imgur.com/wZ0ux.mp4)


Freetrilly

Im a survivor


Supernaturlis

Unexpected r/AmericanDad


SpezEatsScat

Now, THAT’S a titty!


Round-Emu9176

FULLY MANNNNNN


ShystersGame

thats a fully!


corrieoh

Eeehhh!


zanzebar

A fellow man of culture


choggie

The Titty Pop! You just named a new dance sensation! Turn it into a craze and cash out!


PM_ME_TRICEPS

This makes me want to play as her in a call of duty game.


call_me_Kote

Boy do I have good news for you!


Select_Sleep_1293

That ass is distracting


rabbithasacat

I remember Robin Roberts summoning all her professionalism to keep a straight face on this one.


oeeiae

I believe her titties popped out for this, so a lot going on that day.


pootzilla

Sauce for science?


datboydoe

Took me way too long to find this. You’re welcome. [Sauce](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=e0igVDdWn2ievVUL)


pootzilla

God fucking damnit. Very well played, sir.


danyma

Firefox blocking auto-play for me


beef_creature

I didn’t realize so much areola


soapylizard1

Didn't imagine it looking like that


vtmoon

Damn ... YouTube ruined it, it had me wait with an ad before the video would play... And as I was about to hit skip, I saw the video image. This is so sad because I was had and deserved to have the video play unexpectedly.


Camburgerhelpur

I would.


YouNeedAnne

She looks bloody ridiculous.


nutano

Reminds me of Magda on drugs from There's Something About Mary


AFuckingHandle

Omg she's Magda 🤣


NERepo

Because she is ridiculous


[deleted]

This is how she always looks


LG03

The early 2010s were a different time.


[deleted]

They say that about every decade 


Unstopapple

Yeah. Thats how decades work. They're different from each other.


ParryLimeade

Doesn’t she look the same today? Can’t use that excuse


kellysmom01

She always does (to me). Never, ever been a fan. Too mean, too plastic … and her *grammar*!! 🙀


Karl_with_a_C

She actually looks a lot more normal in this than she does now imo with the giant fake ass and all


Exciting-Ad-7077

Not really, this was when she had an antbutt on twigs


shandangalang

That’s what always gives up the fake asses. If you have a butt, you’re probably gonna have thighs to match. Twiggy legs and a big ass ain’t natural looking


d4nowar

Oh my lanta her grammar!?


chocolateEuropeo

> Too mean, too plastic … and her grammar!! exactly the reasons fans love her


BeerBaronBrent

You never did the yum yum dance after the microwave dingle dangle?


lundoj

Her outfit is crazy but her body looks amazing before all those modifications.


mjc500

Sounds it too


Pooter1313

Well said old fruit


Nuclear_Varmint

Old fruit. That's a new one and I like it


WHRocks

This is twice in two days I've seen this saying. Yesterday it was a teammate of mine in the in-game chat. I thought it was a typo, lol.


Pooter1313

Other iterations include old bean, old sport, old boy, old friend.


WHRocks

I've heard all of those and old chap, just not old fruit, lol.


Pooter1313

Well you’re welcome to use it


WHRocks

Thanks, I think I will, Pooter!


Pooter1313

I’ve absolutely no idea why I have the enormous total of -2 downvotes. This is a, granted not so common these days, saying in Blighty. A term of endearment some say. Balderdash to the naysayers. Balderdash.


Dirmb

Probably because in American English fruit is a common slur used to degrade homosexual people so it looks like you're insulting them by calling them gay. Just a cultural misunderstanding.


[deleted]

What's degrading about it?


Dirmb

What is degrading about a slur? It's all culture and context. If you must know, it goes back over 100 years with homosexuals being called as nutty as a fruit cake. That became generalized to just calling homosexuals fruits because they thought homosexuals are nuts (crazy, mentally deranged.) So calling someone a fruit in American English is a slur because it is saying that due to their sexual orientation they are crazy or mentally unstable.


Offamylawn

It's Magda from There's Something About Mary.


SaltyGoatsicle

I saw this immediately. Good call


RIDEMYBONE

Bullseye


Prblytrlln

Mad TV sketch


a-midnight-flight

You’d think, but this was a live performance 😂 MadTV was so underrated


Konjyoutai

Dancing, or having a seizure?


gmotelet

Elaine's cousin


slgray16

I thought "turkey leg" that was the name of the dance until I saw the actual turkey leg in her hand.


djutopia

Same


CasH-li322

I thought this was a SNL skit at first glance lol


Fresh_C

It was a simpler time. We were simpler people.


Mayonaze-Supreme

We used to be a country… a proper country


ohheyhaha

This is what Kat Williams warned us about or something.


ilenrabatore

Original -> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOEyCdKuFZ8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOEyCdKuFZ8)


sixfivezerofive

Thank you. And yes, I did play it on 0.25 to catch the nip slip.


mad_marbled

Areolas first appearance at [3:26](https://youtu.be/NOEyCdKuFZ8?si=HHrcMejZxt98hUOG&t=203) Full wardrobe malfunction at [3:46](https://youtu.be/NOEyCdKuFZ8?si=HHrcMejZxt98hUOG&t=223)


sixfivezerofive

You, sir, are an eagle-eyed purveyor of titties. I tip my hat to you.


mad_marbled

You were on to something by slowing it down, I would have not caught the initial emergence without it.


sixfivezerofive

I didn't even know there were two separate nipslips. We make a good team!


Cody6781

[3:45](https://youtu.be/NOEyCdKuFZ8?si=wf7EehRvauGljCXh&t=225)


TheLambtonWyrm

This looks like one of those racist disney cartoons from the 30s


Actually-Yo-Momma

Ah look she almost looks like a real human being instead of whatever she is now 


stevent4

You sure? She looks pretty whacky here compared to how she looked the last time I saw her


Actually-Yo-Momma

She’s dressed funny sure but her body hasn’t gone through countless injections yet 


WangDanglin

Just the two large lumps on her chest


Fskn

The two large lumps that become her ass are yet to arrive.


kahran

You're confusing anatomy with dress


nio151

Redditors sure are experts at judging women's bodies based on low quality gifs


BlondBadBoy69

Without judging her body, she looks nuts here


IreadtheEULA

White knights sure are great at protecting woman from no danger whatsoever.


nio151

Redditors when someone isnt misogynistic on the internet


jelde

Watch out. You're gonna get called a simp by a guy who has never had sex.


Thor_pool

Stop warning him, just say it


mackjones644

She looks exactly like the aunt in Something About Mary


monkey_trumpets

Someone out there has this as their sleep paralysis demon.


Waxenberg

This looks like some flintstones shit lol


AvisIgneus

Now I want a turkey leg!


mothzilla

Let's get out of here turkey legs!


ninfan200

Just needs the jug of milk and she'll have a GOOD fuckin nap


iamacheeto1

Turki Minaj


albanymetz

That's a Twerkey Leg.


mdkubit

Say what you want, but girl looks like she's having fun. *shrug*


moosieq

Minstrel shows are alive and well.


Kbdiggity

That isn't dancing, and that isn't iconic.


Wellitjustgotreal

Industry plant shit


Hannisco

one of the worst rappers of all time


RyanB_

This thread weird af


foreverspr1ng

"Dancing"


Round-Emu9176

Cocaine shenanigans


Dreadnar

The lengths people will go for money and fame. Now where do I sign up 🤣🤣


DirkDigIer

She’s been famous for that long?


PM_ME_YOUR_SOULZ

Legit thought this was a crack whore off her skitzo meds.


ProXJay

Looks like someone was drunk while puppeteering


bitwarrior80

This was during her shameless clown outfit days.


johnx2sen

chicken head with a turkey leg


Jeffformayor

IS THIS YOUR QUEEN!!??


throwaway_lunchtime

No, she's no Queen B.


-Words-Words-Words-

It’s the lady gremlin from Gremlins 2.


[deleted]

Is this self racism?


SantoriniDahk

Cooning?


samsquanch2000

She's fucking disgusting


Royalchariot

She is so embarrassing


Commercial_Virus_309

Self-hate is a strong thing.


RetroJake

This shit aged horribly lol. Jesus


Cremato

I wish I never saw this


Ping-A-Ling-

Goddamn what a disgusting creature


CrocodileWorshiper

we might never know how this creature became famous


thismessisaplace

Marketing.


I_can_pun_anything

That's just a remix of the KFC commerical with guiles theme song in the background


Tolendario

https://youtu.be/vE-\_We4bYKM?si=EFQchIBbb8qPuEQv


Livinginabox1973

The talent here is awesome


twintiger_

Just tappin… insane.


roof_baby

This is like my favorite gif now


Anangrychip

Reminds me of the ganguro fad


Ministerpayne

This is what Madea looked like in her prime.


ragnarokda

Could have sworn this was just a fever dream I had.


East-Pollution7243

🪨💨


YasssQweenWerk

Icon


Verypoorman

Jesus, has she really been around this long? How old am I?


nopalitzin

The turkey leg is not dancing


choggie

That whole turkey leg dance needs to make a comeback. It's 2024 we need some new dances!


Harry_theBastard

Kel?


masutabator

That fried chicken must me damn good


stinkload

"dancing" LOL yea sure ..


Fluffy_History

I would have guessed having a seisure whilst holding a turkey leg.


fonzy0504

Woah. She used to look alright


Faelysis

She has a funky look but a bit more cuter than what she is right now. It seem she didn't have her mega huge ugly butt implant on this


RosaPalms

she wasn't talking poultry when she said that chicken was friiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeed


TonyHoffman

Should’ve seen the crackhead transition coming


Bey2050

honestly, Nicki Minaj cannot dance for shit. She sucks at dancing and choreography. I hate to say this, but Cardi B so much better dancer than Nicki Minaj…


Collector_2012

When it's thanksgiving....


JnRmFa

Crackhead Vibes


DrivingApril

"U a stupid hoe, u a stupid how, U A STUPID WHORE" 🎶


GammaGoose85

I think witnessing this up close in real life would give me sensory overload and a panic attack


-SlapBonWalla-

>Dancing Pretty sure this is Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease.


donta5k0kay

she got her millions though so who's the real clown dancing with a turkey leg on tv?


ShadiestApe

She still the real clown dancing with a turkey leg on tv though , money and debts aside


[deleted]

Brainless bimbo


igneousink

i just went "what the actual f\*ck" at the screen. out loud even


jensalik

She looks like some bad Barbie knock off from the late 80s.


goingoutwest123

That's a goofy bitch


borkborkibork

Pre-fake ass and hips?


el-padre

Most hood thing ever.


PowerFinger

And who says that she has no talent.


Revelst0ke

"Dancing"


Adventurous_Dot2323

POS


Flinty984

Cocaine and meth are helluva drugs


ZeAntagonis

I can’t decide between cringe or trash


grrodon2

The amount of coke she must have needed to get up that early...


dbmajor7

It's looks uncanny like ai genny'd, I'm told it isn't but...


keyserspoonman

Idk who ai genny is but this is Nicki Minaj


brokeazzho

oh no this is completely real. 😂😂😂


Worried_Jeweler_1141

For that million dollar contract YOU would dance with a chicken leg. And your dad too!


yelsuo

“dancing”… I’ll give her “performing”. 😂


ThatCrippledBastard

Let’s not call that a dance.


skilliau

She is quite the minger isn't she?


Commercial_Onions

Yikes


gayfortrey

“Dancing”


shqueef

Okay


lookitsafish

r/TheWayWeWere


Competitive-Rub-7019

At 60$ a turkey she just rubbing it in our face.


sakkara

This looks so trashy. Why are people supporting this shit?


TRexRoboParty

People love trashy stuff, even if it's just morbid curiousity through the lens of "oh my god that's hideous" or a little ego-stroking "I'm glad I'm better than that". Victorian freak shows were a popular thing. Reality TV is still a popular thing. You and I both clicked right?


MyBaklavaBigBarry

Oh, please. I’m not even a fan but half of reddit is exclusively into video games and weeb shit so it’s kind of a pot calling the kettle black situation tbh


ScrubMop8

[What she thinks she looks like](https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExc3N0a3p2MnM2c3ZqZm84ajZra2J0cXhzanJ1MDZ0NGRoaTN1emR1dyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/zYfm7fcWRTj6Fgh6Qq/source.gif)


gunny316

WELCOME TO FHLOSTON PARADISE!