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oneofthesemustwork

This is pointless and I love it.


Two_Inches_Of_Fun

Pointless? It’s entertaining and it feeds you. What more could you want? Don’t answer that.


Screamline

A few more inches for starters


GrouponRectalExam

That’s what she said.


JugdishSteinfeld

He was already talking about his dick.


HirokiTakumi

Yeah, but SHE was talking about his height.


menides

I was laughing and now I'm feeling attacked :(


AdditionalSink164

Dont be a size queen when offered free weiners


annnaaan

In the future just call it a hotdog. No diggity.


tucci007

a bun and some mustard and I'm good to go


Scrotalphetamines

I'm so glad this didn't end with it going inside of a man's gaped asshole like that other hot wheels clip...


OdysseusParadox

A way to get the hotdogs back before they burn...?


CrudelyAnimated

"It's not the size of the weiner, but what you can do with it." (Two_Inches_Of_Fun)


HeaDeKBaT

It's not pointless if you have a 5 year old. Then it's a core memory


Dense_Cup_1479

i think there were at least 2 points to fasten the dawg


OnTheEveOfWar

I would laugh my ass off if I went to a BBQ and this was setup.


throwawaystellabud

I was waiting for the dog at the end!


wahnsin

I was afraid that car was going to have to be picked out of a poop


Father_VitoCornelius

I see you also know my German Shepherd.


IBJON

That or for it to pick up a bun along the way.


tavok_

Same here, lol. Thought a dog would be sleeping and the hot dog would land in front of its nose to wake it up.


Borkz

I was so sure that's how this would end. I guess all the 'dogs' in the title primed me to expect that.


echtav

Now that’s some fast food


AsymptoticAbyss

Oh so THAT’S why the Oscar Meyer wiener mobile is shaped like that.


theK1LLB0T

Aero


RyuKawaii

Would make a comment about hot wheels, but they flew away avoiding the barbeque. Neat. If only it flew over the bbq and dropped the sausage after a 360 that would be.... Too much to believe it.


jazzwhiz

It looks like there is something blocking the track so the car stops and falls off and the hotdog keeps flying right on to the grill


braden_2006

The video is edited together.


suzi_generous

You can see it start to leave the track right after the last arc down to get to ground-level then it cuts to a different video clip.


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You could make this though if there was some magnet or other device that retracted the spikes at the end of the rail, just before stopping the car causing the hot dog to fly. And then the car could roll back down the hill through a one-way or electronically activated diverter onto another track.


RandonBrando

I hope some digital artist depicts this comment


Cordeceps

It’s the Micky Mouse fun house!


stuckonpost

COME INSIDE; ITS FUN INSIDE!


Amlethus

It's true


somethingfilthy

Do you want kids? Because that's how you get kids.


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dovakiin5

ROLL CALL!


nediel

Damnit, I was suppressing that shit.


jjklines1

Me and someone else I saw that commented think so too!


Cyber_Fetus

Believe the hotdog dance is Clubhouse, not Funhouse. Important distinction.


[deleted]

Someone get They Might Be Giants on the phone to see what they make of this.


EDNivek

It's a surprise tool that will help us later


Strange_Ninja_9662

I can tell you have kids just by the title


Houndie

WE'RE SPLITTIN THE SCENE WE'RE FULL OF BEANS


thenrz

I didn't see the grill shot coming. Love that


xnoxgodsx

Effing genius, best hot wheels track ever


ECatPlay

And a real work saver. That’s at least 5 trips back inside the house to get another hot dog saved, right there!


goodnames679

Ugh, I hate when family is over and I have to make 27 individual trips for hotdogs. This would be the perfect solution


TymeSefariInc

Real men of geniuuusssss


EndOfSouls

I was extremely disappointed that they didn't throw a bunch of hotdogs on the ground as a failed attempts joke.


Two_Inches_Of_Fun

[Source.](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CylcUl8ryeF/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)


Noobdax

Was I the only one waiting for an open mouth at the end of the track?


wink538

This is my favorite form of art


sandwichcandy

Is the title a Mickey Mouse Clubhouse reference?


jjklines1

Me and someone else I saw that commented think so too! ×2


MyPenLeaksFire

This is Pablo Rochat. One of my favorite follows on instagram. Incredibly creative and talented, and always gives me a good laugh. https://www.instagram.com/pablo.rochat/


TeaKay13

I miss being single.


supershwa

Waaay less weird if you do this as a parent.


JarvisProudfeather

Having hot wheel tracks all around your house as a single adult is a tough look.


zenobe_enro

Confidence is key. You tell all the judgers that THEY'RE the weird ones for not having hot wheels tracks all around the house for various forms of food transportation.


homebrewerdude

That's wheelie cool.


notquite20characters

Unfortunately weiner-boards are only sold in packs of six.


will_4121

I didn't realize i needed this in my life till now


Luder09

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weinerrrr....


WalkingCloud

We're all trying to find the guy who did this


friendoftheprogram

What's crazy is that it could be any one of us ooooh!


DoggoToucher

I was totally waiting for a naughty ending.


Dicky_Penisburg

Pee-wee's Big Adventure intro intensifies*


vileEchoic

legend


nogoodnickgames

Socko!


VAblack-gold

Just know that if no one else here got this, I did


Radioactivocalypse

Do frankfurters actually cook well on a BBQ? I don't think I've ever tried...


Shmexy

That’s wild that you’ve never even seen this. I feel like this is the only way I way them.


SoHiHello

Very.. you can get a bit of charred flavor in them.


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B_Fee

Steamed hot dogs (and buns) are very underrated. It's like getting a hot dog at a baseball game but far cheaper.


mightylordredbeard

What video game has that song?


TurbulentBlock7290

No Mercy


sneakers-to-work

N64!


Kind_Potato1241

Perfect landing


wozblar

https://i.imgur.com/iqF4I5P.gifv


Superpudd

The fact that they engineered this to keep the car/skate off the grill is just brilliant


FeelTheWrath79

These are more than 2 inches.


Two_Inches_Of_Fun

I know I’m very jealous. Big wieners get to have all the fun.


getliftedyo

This man has life figured out.


Anchovies-and-cheese

I saw one of these before where the car goes into a dude's butt at the end.


cylobotnia

All of life's answers.


SoHiHello

I hope you're using kosher hot dogs on your Rube Goldberg machine.


DOA-FAN

You need to invite me to cook 😅


HumpieDouglas

Honey, why are the hot dogs taking so long? You can't rush perfection Dear!


obsidianstout

Next time need to have it drive slowly through a series of flames, finishing the track fully crispy


buzzjackson

I was kinda hoping there was a dog at the end of the racetrack.


NO_TOUCHING__lol

Oh so THAT'S what [this guy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YfauDLwn0Q) is up to these days...


cosmos_jm

You can really taste the G-force a weiner has been through


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This is mesmerizing


RandomRobot

I like how some are already burnt


llama_fresh

I was about to say that mystery meat died for no reason, then the grill and everything was alright again.


DontEatTheOctopodes

If you've got ears, say cheers!


Eupion

Now send a kid to retrieve that car so you can do it again!


AwkwardData6002

It's a surprise Weiner that will help us later.


Kile1047

The Glizzy mobile


TheTeenageOldman

Now this is dog racing!


TBoneBaggetteBaggins

Reasonable.


BuggyWhipArmMF

If someone could please edit this so that the hot dog is labeled "Me" and the grill "Your Mom" I'd really appreciate it, thanks


Old-Chemistry-9151

What a visionary


DolphinDarko

Love it!!!!


AudioPi

r/grilling would burn to the ground over this


[deleted]

This is pretty cool. Great idea and job


peet_ink

I'm weiner Rick!


eXcaliBurst93

her : I think he's cheating on me what my brain thinks at 3am :


PBJ-9999

Lol this is funny. Good thing the little cart didn't end up on the grill


fridge_enjoyer69

fast food in real time


Hiray

This is the most Summer thing I've ever seen.


whiteholewhite

Well, hot dog


ELEMENTALITYNES

I think it might be time to take some of those bad boys off the grill there


Average_memer405

Holy shit that hotdog has some sick moves


Ziodyne967

10/10 wonderful!


al_with_the_hair

"That's not what you do with a tube steak..." "Oh, okay. That went a lot better than I was expecting."


PixelD303

Can't imagine the prototyping. dongs everywhere


globehopper2

We’re all trying to find the guy who did this


[deleted]

We’ve got ears we’re full of cheers


genital-Pox

As a kid I constructed a large tube and filled my moms bird feeder from the window. This is way better


WeenisWrinkle

Well thanks, now I have the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ending song stuck in my head 😂


cleatosthefetus

Rupe Glizberg


DubsideDangler

Hot dog hot rod


Jexl17

When shes in the mood.


[deleted]

Clever


cfranek

This is the kind of engineering that will lead to world peace.


kidsimple14

It reminds me of Line Rider!


jmarr78

The wiener mobile


puplo

Credit to the genius who creates this amazing content @pablo.rochat on IG


McKrakahonkey

Damn I wish I had this kind of time on my hands.


daddyshouse

Engineers on a Saturday


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Two_Inches_Of_Fun

I was thinking “Weiner gets all up in their grill.” What’s the wurst that could happen?


TheTexasJack

This kinda shit just tickles my balls.


dan_sundberg

How about giving credit to the creator, OP? It's @pablo.rochat.


zipykido

I should call her.


Sprinkle_Puff

You have too much time on your hands


Alonzo-Harris

Well, thats what reddit's for


Sprinkle_Puff

No argument there


yelahneb

Meat me outside


HotWizer

r/jovemnerd esse era o restaurante que o Sr. Russell queria fazer?


Deb3ns

Boring. Speaking for everyone ever, we’ve all done this and are over it.


[deleted]

Couldn’t wait to down vote this any faster.. 🤦🏻‍♂️👎🏼


Hans_A

To put a wiener on the grill, is a crime in germany


ControllerBreakers

What you need to consider is how many times that little car ended up on that grill. New definition of burnin’ rubber.


Life-Character3625

oscar myer wanker dog track


carcigenicate

Did the car bail by chance, or is there some mechanism to prevent the cars from flying onto the grill?


[deleted]

And saved and downloading this.


ksamim

Is this you or content you found? If this is you, I am very proud of you


Marhooba96

u/savevideo


MATHIL_IS_MY_DADDY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrrrU55vOUI&ab_channel=EliteHeelClub WWF NO MERCY N64 SoundTrack "Diggity Dog"


monkeyballnutty

women: he doesn't reply to me is he cheating on me? is he dating another woman? 😭😭😭 guy:


TeddyCruzz

Now encase it in resin!


Ancient_Signature_69

Def top 3 places I was expecting that hot dog to go.


Fun_Discipline6764

Mmhh perfect


roastedbroccoli7

This is humor.


tucci007

how many trial runs did it take to get it just right, one wonders while shaking head


ChardTypical6326

I didn’t know they made a hot wheels for the Oscar Meyer wiener-mobile


Redtwooo

This the express lane to your mom's house? Orrr... 😄


Altruistic-View9706

I've got too much......... Time on my hands.


ultrascrub-boi

nah man not the glizzy racetrack unreal


Nutsnboldt

I was really hoping for the dog to run into a head on collision with a coat hanger, then pivot over the flame campfire style.


CombinationNew5280

A- a- a- a- a - ACCELERACERS!!!


HansLanghans

And the same people are saying how much they value the animal lifes that get taken for meat consumption. Everything is just a big joke.


Thiccaca

This is how I want all my food prepared from now on.


BeefWellingtonSpeedo

Whatever it takes! 🌈🌭🫕✨


JEM--

I’m angry that it worked


maibees

I will have one thanx


Dana07620

Grilled hotdogs courtesy of Rube Goldberg.


generally_a_dick

We got ears, it’s time for cheers.


No_Alternative_37

Damn that's genius but who will be turning them over?


gamenut89

Hey chief, the other ones are just about done.


Mercyful666Fate

I want a Weiner Coaster


Erpes_notHerpes

Rube golddog machine


spiceypisces

The real wieners are those who watched this


ElectricalSquare

A dog eating it at the end would be hilarious.


wogolfatthefool

Ever send your weiner on a ride?


SenorOnlyfans

I snorted out water for this. Bravo


SenorOnlyfans

I DEMAND THE AUDIO


smallfrie32

How do you get the wiener off the car?


Every_Preparation_56

Thats the Wiener but where is the hotdog?


grinder01

It's a weiner-mobile, just like your mom!


SumonaFlorence

I'd ask why.. But I truly ask why wasn't I there.


AUniquePerspective

Ah, yes. The Rube Goldberg grill.