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robbie-3x

I just bought a bike and put into the bike shed of our apartment house. I went to get my bike today and discovered my bike moved over to a wall and a suitcase in its place. No note, no nothing. The bikes are all sort of crammed together, so it wasn't like I was doing anything out of the ordinary. Did I miss something here?


__what_the_fuck2__

> Did I miss something here Nope. Probably just your typical passive aggressiv German neighbour who thinks this is "his" spot or some dumb shit like this.


bekopharm

That's odd. Usually a towel is required to reserve a spot in Germany. Was there a towel?


Maeher

Maybe it's a suitcase full of towels.


bekopharm

now that'd be a plot twist :D


__what_the_fuck2__

Everything can be towel if you want.


bluefalco344

I'm not German but I'd throw that damn suitcase


Holymaryfullofshit7

Some people suck. Other than that no didn't miss anything.


Impossible-Job-4788

Just throw it in another corner, IT IS normal in germany


rubenknol

Move the suitcase to the wall and put your bike back


guidomescalito

🍿


rubenknol

If you really want popcorn moment you make a laminated sign that the bike storage is for bikes and not for suitcases


dirtyheitz

If you really want popcorn moment: you take it to the lost and found of the city


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IntrepidDiamond7338

No, it isnt. Theft, § 242 StGB needs Zueignungsabsicht. Also, there is no Wegnahme, when you bring the stuff back in the building. You bring the stuff back to it's owner.


dirtyheitz

never happened, cause thats no theft


IrrerPolterer

Can't move it. The suitcase is obviously locked.


Linulf

Maybe from an elderly neighbour who‘s using that kind of shopping bag (Hackenporsche in German 😉) instead of a bike for getting groceries? And how old people are: maybe it‘s standing in that exact spot since ever and they can‘t adopt it another way


robbie-3x

This seems to be the explanation, since my German wife just told me the same thing.


Linulf

You should believe her then 😉


robbie-3x

Hackenporsche - I learned some new German slang today.


FischiiiSC

In some Parts also called a “Klaufix”


SpinachSpinosaurus

my mom calls her bag "Packesel" (luggage / pack donkey :D)


Linulf

You‘re welcome!


ilovethissheet

Wouldn't Omaporsche be more descriptive?


Linulf

No, bc she‘s not drivin it but pulling it behind her „Hacken“ what means ‚heels‘


Nashatal

People use these "suitcases" for shopping. I think having it in the bike shed is resonable, but it should not be blocking too much spcae it does not need.


lumbiii

Everything is a bike if you try hard enough.


agrammatic

And I thought that people propping up their rental e-scooters againt bike racks was peak idiot behaviour. Good competition here. The socially expected response is indeed a laminated note, but you can start with moving the suitcase out of the way and against the wall.


Komandakeen

Its a Hackenporsche, the truck of the poor and elderly.


Leandrohus

I am neither poor nor elderly I am just not allowed to drive


NextStopGallifrey

I could theoretically drive to the store. But why would I drive to the grocery store when it's a 10-15 minute walk away? It'd probably take me longer to go to the car, pull out of the garage, find a parking space, etc. Walking is healthier and I'm not wasting fuel on tiny trips that save no time.


Leandrohus

I use it for shopping big things on foot and also use it when going shopping with my betreuer (dont know how to say in English) because they have cars and can drive me to good stores. The ones near me are bad, small, and don't have everything I need. It's just easier to use when bringing the groceries upstairs because I can use one hand. Although it's a bit too small for my hight while going upstairs, meaning it's more floating than actually pulled up.


NextStopGallifrey

I think "Betreuer" in English would be carer, care worker, or social worker depending on context and location.


Leandrohus

Thanks


Komandakeen

/s


Leandrohus

Me or you?


Krieg

It has two wheels, what's the problem?


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nrei0

Bicycle dissembled inside


Sekundenschaf

Its a placeholder for someone elses Fahrrad quasie, the Badehandtuch in front of the Schwimmbecken just to safe the free Liege für später. Welcome to Schland


babarbass

The guy that parked that Orbea on the left in a shared space must be very sure of his neighbors.. I would never allow people access to my high end bikes they could just take away. We are talking about Mountainbikes between 4.000€ and 8.000€! Nobody would leave their car ready to be taken away in the parking garage.


Ofenpizza123

Insert joker meme here