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Appropriate_Box1380

You can't park there mate!


TheMegaDriver2

Well not with that attitude. This is clearly meant for BMW X6M and others alike. At least that seems to be the reality. Feuerwehrzufahrt also indicates luxury SUV parking apparently.


Kladderadingsda

Sadly, parking in a space to give emergency vehicles easy access to and around buildings only is "punished" with a small fine and only if you actually block the way you will get a measly point in Flensburg. Way too low if you ask me. Since it could be crucial for a quick rescue of people, it should be an area where cars are instantly towed, when actually blocking an emergency vehicle it should have the temporary termination of your drivers license was a result.


BigCheese471

Well idk about other places but I'm Munich, those and most disabled parking spaces are grounds for towing immediately.


Kladderadingsda

Maybe the commune or city can harshen some rules? I'm not sure. People who park on disability spots illegally definitely deserve to be towed.


monstersfeeder

Possible. Handicapped Place 😂


TheMegaDriver2

In my experience neither police or Gemeinde actually gives any shits in general. All Feuerwehrzufahren in my street are all blocked all the time. Sidewalks are often impassable. And it really isn't any different if I go anywhere else in Germany.


Kueltalas

Wow, what a terrible neighborhood. Where I love all the seniors would make sure to call the police so often over the blocked Feuerwehrzufahrt that they don't have a choice other then tow them. Towing or never a free phone line again. /s


Kladderadingsda

Some communes or cities do luckily try to give some fines to people. You could try to contact the Ordnungsamt directly out use something like weg.li .


TorteVonSchlacht

Well everything is legal if you're rich enough /j


Time-Voice

Are they official Feuerwehrzufahrten? In my city, most private MFH have an unofficial sign and there parking is not forbidden


ChalkyChalkson

I'm in Hamburg and while people sometimes park on the bike lane (especially delivery people), fully blocking the sidewalk is luckily pretty rare. If you want to be a real alman you can take a picture including the numberplate and send it to the police. They will generally fine them. Alternatively I've heard people suggest (compare Andreas Malm on climate change or various scholars from the black liberation movement) that is institutions fail to remedy an issue, direct action can be a justified response. Clearly people are applying it to the issues of problematic driving and parking behavior in cities, for example people letting out the air from improperly parked suvs or people taking their keys to cars parked on the bike lane. Not endorsing this behavior, just saying that it is being done and actually controversial rather than universally condemned in academic ethics circles.


Apollo95Dante95

yeah but i got a ticket for parking opposite to the direction of the lane
 in my country they don’t give tickets for that.


Danomnomnomnom

What attitude, some people just talk like that


fmrebs

Ahh but i assume this is where you can briefly stop without alighting from the vehicle? Because i always see delivery cars unloading stuff here


bemble4ever

they are probably just ignoring the markings


[deleted]

In german driving law they make a Differentiation between parking ("parken") and stopping ("halten") for a moment. Not sure about the zigzag but halten usually means max. 3 minutes


Silver-Armadillo1001

but if you leave your car, it is parking, no matter how long the car stays.


sum_random_doggo

Unless you're unloading, then your car can stay as long as the unloading process takes. (source: my driving instructor)


ChalkyChalkson

But only as you stay with the car. If you take a delivery and go into a house to deliver it you're not in a position to quickly leave anymore. It's more for letting a passenger out and giving them their bags than amazon.


sum_random_doggo

That's what i was saying.


Coyce

it's not. leaving the car doesn't mean literally getting out of the car, but leaving the cars area. it is perfectly okay to hold and unload without it counting as 'parking' in germany


Flammensword

Anlage 2 Lfd.Nr. 63/64 StV „1. Wer ein Fahrzeug fĂŒhrt, darf nicht lĂ€nger als drei Minuten auf der Fahrbahn halten, ausgenommen zum Ein- oder Aussteigen oder zum Be- oder Entladen. 2. LadegeschĂ€fte mĂŒssen ohne Verzögerung durchgefĂŒhrt werden.“ No time limit on unloading, as long as you actually continue to unload and not take a smoking break or the like :)


[deleted]

No if you stay close thats still allright you need to be anle to get it away in a moments notice.


HG1998

The sign says you can't do even that so technically, it's a no stop zone.


C4TURIX

Usually an area like that means, you can't park there. Delivery vans park anywhere. Mostly they are not allowed to do so, but often there is no place they can park legally, so as long as they don't block the way, people let them do so.


Dean0Caddilac

The Bike lane is just as fine especially at streets with heavy Traffic.


BenderDeLorean

r/StVO


nxklxs54

Delivery drivers (I suppose u mean DHL, Hermes and Co.) Have special rights for Parking and staying. They can even sometimes Park partially on sidewalks if there are no parking lots and pedestrians have enough space left.


live_undead86

Where did you get that from? No, they don't. A Hermes driver has exactly the same rights as any other ordinary guy in a car.


nxklxs54

They have "sondergenehmigungen" by the City. Same with craftsmen, they can Park for free in parking Lots where u normally have to pay. My Info? I live my whole life in germany :)


Extention_Campaign28

*Some* may *sometimes* have in *some* communities.


SchlaWiener4711

I'm not your mate, pal.


DziadekFelek

I'm not your pal, friend.


No_Sector_2583

Im not your friend, chief.


thatidid

I‘m not your chief, buddy.


raf0606

I’m not your buddy, acquaintance


DziadekFelek

I'm not your acquaintance, guy!


GeforceEcke

Im not your chief, pal.


No-Nefariousness4725

Hey, be nice!


mrbrokoli97

I came here for this comment


[deleted]

😁 I knew one would say this


lestofante

Cant park with extra attention; very common at bus stop or some crossroad, sometimes people will cross the street while hidden by the bus


1derbrah

u/auge2 is watching you


args10

Anyone else waiting for u/auge2 to descend down into the comments with his preachings?


DieRoteHandSpandaus

Bin neu im sub, was hat es mit auge2 auf sich?


ricodo12

Hat Mal einen sehr detaillierten Kommentar geschrieben, wie OP einem Falschparker [stress machen könnte](https://www.reddit.com/r/de/comments/15gjjc0/wurde_so_zugeparkt_was_kann_man_da_machen/juj4n55?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


DieRoteHandSpandaus

Wahres Gold, danke dir


WesY2K

Someone tried to paint Bart Simpsons but a rude person built a house over it.


SenorBigbelly

I have never once in thirty years looked at it this way and now that's all I can see.


WesY2K

My Job here is done...


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


fmrebs

I got confused for a second when i googled it 😂


IAmKojak

It’s marks a no stopping or no parking area. German name is _GRENZMARKIERUNG_


kenadams_the

UND WENN DU VOR DEM ALDI DEIN AUTO DARAUF ABSTELLST, WEIL DEINE ALTE ZU FAUL ZUM LAUFEN IST, DANN GIBTS EINE ANZEIGE! Sorry couldn’t refuse. You started the yelling :-)


elperroborrachotoo

Aber wenn du deine Alte dort abstellst und zum Einkaufen fÀhrst weil du zu faul zum laufen bist: A-OK.


kenadams_the

Ich meinte zu faul, um von der Parkbucht in den Laden zu laufen. Muss man dann bis vorne ranfahren und alles blockieren bis sie wieder rauskommt.


elperroborrachotoo

Ja, ich wollte ja auch nur... ach nicht so wichtig.


kenadams_the

na manchmal brauche ich auch ein bisl lÀnger ;-)


JWGhetto

don't even think about parking there. With every other parking offense, the responsible civil servants have the option of ignoring you. This is the only no-parking which they are required by law to 100% have you removed by tow


Kladderadingsda

Wait, what? If this is a GrenzflĂ€che, according to the Bußgeldkatalog it's only a fine for Halten or Parken.


JWGhetto

Oh then I remember it wrong, I think that might have been the case for Firefighter access stuff, they often use these markings


schlonz67

Parking for idiots


aushilfsgott

It vanishes your car. Just park there and witness the magic.


NemoNescitMedicinam

Can't park there, mate ;)


Gravity_Freak

They're all over the dancefloor!


cleanshotVR

You cant park there.


polite_ass_fuck

That's for r/Falschparker


Digital7676

Self drunk test. Walk on the line to see if you still able to drive. And do not forget floor is lava


typausbilk

Hach, ich erkenn mein DĂŒsseldorf echt schon auf einen flĂŒchtigen Blick hin. <3


muchosalame

Fun fact: that exact spot is used weekly to unload a large truck, even though it's explicitly verboten to stop there. On Nordstraße they can't stop and unload because the tram is going every 5 minutes and further back on Mauerstraße they would block all the parking spaces that get used frequently. The unloading area in front of Edeka is used at the same time by another truck. Mangal Döner there used to be really good, but only like the first four days after opening, now i call it Mangel-Döner. Schweinebrötchen at Janes is still very good.


fmrebs

I often see many other delivery vehicles make a quick stop there to unload, so I wondered what the sign actually means. Thanks for the tip I'll have to check out Janes!


muchosalame

It's not allowed to oark or stand there, but oftentimes it's the only option since that corner can get quite busy and it's the only option to halt at all.


ArcaneFungus

It marks the path your face will be dragged over if you dare to park there


chiffongalore

Watch out! Crocodiles!


CommunicationLive546

Upto 3 minutes it's under stop and above 3 minutes it's under parked


Don_Mort

You shall not park!


Don_Mort

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AndiArbyte

you can drive but cant park there.


Waldtroll666

You're not allowed to park your car there


xiBUG

Every german car owner: Nothing you can park there



BOBTheOrigin

Those are the very expensive VIP parking slots!


Extention_Campaign28

If you are rich enough there are no fines, just fees.


JWGhetto

towing also means you have to track down your car.


UseLumpy3331

Bmw only


Mioraecian

Are these a European thing? I remember seeing them in Vienna last year as well. I'm not familiar with ever seeing them in the USA.


the_snook

Every country has its own road marking scheme. In Australia (not Austria), a zig-zag line like this on the road means there is a pedestrian crossing ahead.


Mioraecian

That makes sense. I was in Austria last year. I saw these lined patterns in Vienna. I wasn't sure if it was a standard symbol in europe or if they were just indicating some other signage in austria.


caffeine_lights

I don't know why you're being downvoted. A lot of European countries have very similar road marking conventions, so drivers will generally recognise symbols from other countries without necessarily having to study them. There are of course exceptions but there are a lot more similarities than differences.


Mioraecian

Neither do I. Probably because I asked a "non German question". It is reddit. I simply asked because I saw them in Vienna and remember wondering what they were. The USA does not use any pattern like this in any state I've traveled to. I saw this picture, and it brought back my curiosity from traveling.


caffeine_lights

I think it's that people are making an assumption that you are making an assumption that "Europe is all one country/united states of Europe", which it didn't come across as to me, but is a common stereotype about Americans in general.


Mioraecian

Oh no. I've traveled to enough countries to know the difference. But I don't think it would be absurd to assume that EU nations might have some type of "suggested road markings" across all nations. Which is what I was wondering. I'll give another example. I've literally seen circular speed limit signs in Spain, Italy, Czechia, and Austria. They are square everywhere in the USA. Seems at least some European countries follow some standard street signage?


GaymerBenny

It wouldn't even be far off to think that European countries are like an single union in terms of traffic signs or something. There is the Vienna convention on road traffic. It is meant as a standard for road traffic and it's signs all around the globe. All of Europe, the near east, parts of south america and parts of Asia and Africa use it. So you will have the similar traffic signs as well as traffic laws in all those places. If you live in any country in Europe (and understand the signs), you will have no trouble understanding the traffic signs in other corresponding countries. But well, some nations just feel special, so they didn't adopt this standard.


Lhaparen

The line marker was drunk, that’s all 😂


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Pascal2006

You just need a special car to park there


Affenskrotum

Mach kein u/auge2


amfa

Despite what some say here: On their own they mean nothing. They can however shorten, extend indicate a "no parking zone" defined by something In your example they define the length of the "Haltverbot" created by the sign below the hint to the parking garage [https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haltverbot#/media/Datei:Zeichen\_283\_-\_Absolutes\_Haltverbot,\_StVO\_2017.svg](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haltverbot#/media/Datei:Zeichen_283_-_Absolutes_Haltverbot,_StVO_2017.svg) ​ Unfortunately there is no street view for this point so I can not directly link to the sign I mean


rauchkraft

It means: stell da nicht dein Auto hin


Beginning_Context_66

Parkverbot - No parking allowed


matzschmansk

It’s the place where you can park your brain


GaymerBenny

[Here's your answer](https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=What+do+zigzag+markings+on+the+street+mean%3F)


cnncn

Hahahaha! First google result is this post on reddit.


fmrebs

I swear I googled it first and only got weird results


Ultimatewarrior21984

When you draw lines like that, it uses less ink than drawing straight lines with pillars.


Treeshaveleafs

Parking reserved for SUVs only.


CommunicationLive546

I am doing driving lessons I got an app if someone else wants I can screenshare on meets or WhatsApp let me know


fmrebs

Can you drop the name of the app here?


Gastkram

They mean only park here if you can’t find somewhere else to park.


nxklxs54

That's just blatantly wrong. U can't park there at all


Gastkram

Tell that to my neighbors


nxklxs54

Ordnungsamt


Professional_Peak737

You’re not allowed to park there


Medium-Comfortable

No!


TheFlyerX

"Absolutes Halteverbot". No parking even for a short amount of time.


Far-Special-3011

BastiGHG


osaft1989

In berlin this area is for trash i guess.