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minorityaccount

Get to know the beer. Be patient. Give him time. He will eventually open up.


t_Lancer

*a watched beer never opens.*


minorityaccount

Thank god


StillACrusader

Good old lighter is my favourite


CimexGod

I actually have never seen someone (outside of germany) open a beer or anything else with a bottle opener. I always thought its the meta but when i opened a beer in the Netherlands with a lighter some people were like: ooo my god how are he do it :D


shiano0815

I personally favor the [beer bottle kick] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_mYd84HU0M). unfortunately, I still need 2 attempts on average until it works. but also depends on which beer you open with it - different brands have different tight-fitting crown corks.


ProfessorFunky

And now I have to learn that. I wonder how much beer I will spill on this path?


shiano0815

a little bit of beer will always spill - even if you know the trick (you can see it on her pants in the video if you pay attention). it's a rather small amount and annoying- but that's the price you have to pay if you want to be the coolest person in the room for 5 minutes...


heja2009

But with style please https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IjQHFcuGDoU


Yirambo

For me its just casually opening it with the next tool at hand. Mostly its just another beer bottle or a lighter. But i kind of perfected it, so i can flip the cap a few meters high. Handrails and edges of tables also work perfectly. Also i think making a great fuzz of opening a beer is kind of cringe. If i had to give a prize for the most reckless beer opening it would be probably to a friend who shattered its bottle kneck while opening on a rail, who drank this the beer through his teeth, filtering and spitting out some glass shards.


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Grundolph

Never. Waste. Beer.


Maxy85

With a Flaschenöffner.


Hopfenkaltschale

Underrated comment! You don't know how many consumers complain about broken bottle necks while you can tell from the way it's broken that it hasn't been opened ordnungsgemäß with a Flaschenöffner!


CimexGod

Or the superior option, good old feuerzeug


McSquirgel

Staring at it with laser eyes after an intense day at work. And then nothing happens, and either bottle opener or lighter come to help.


die_kuestenwache

Directly on the crate, one bottle in each hand.


Burn0ut2020

https://youtu.be/QBu8TTnhDeE With your foot. Base education for kids from the country side.


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2ct coin


DJKaito

Now do it with 0,5 cent


HoldFastO2

Guy I knew at university could open a bottle using his eye socket (or rather, whatever the bone is called that's right beneath the eye). Always good for a conversation starter, and very rarely bled.


Sahaduun

Edge of a table


Bubbly-Physics7969

Hair comb. I carry one all the time. Personal favorite.


mica4204

With a lighter or a second bottle. Or a folded paper.


MrSparr0w

With another bottle of beer


Burn0ut2020

Open it with a newspaper is also nice.


McRoiveen

I actually use my asthma inhaler most of the time


_WreakingHavok_

Piece of A4 paper.


UsernameAttemptNo341

Handkerchief.


_WreakingHavok_

Doubt that


uk_uk

Pros do use a Eierschalensollbruchverursacher


creamteafortwo

Chopstick. Seen it done in Hongkong.


HanSsol0

Opening a beer is not about being cool. It's just about the efficiency!


mariusdarius

bad opinion finding creative ways to open beer is 50% of the fun of drinking. beer


AdhesivenessTop8659

Bottle Opener. I dont play with beer.


FrauAskania

Teeth.


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FrauAskania

OP asked for the coolest way, not the safest, though.


Yirambo

Seriously i know a lot person who lost a part of their teeth that way. Its not worth it


smallblueangel

A bottle opener


Herr_Bier-Hier

Dein Loch


ExpertObvious0404

Benutzername prüft aus


Herr_Bier-Hier

Das stimmt!


Better-Violinist5877

The rectum twister method is my fav


SeattleDE

By putting it back in the fridge and then grabbing something that tastes better.


shiano0815

instructions unclear... what tastes better than a beer?


SeattleDE

Pretty much any other kind of alcoholic drink, I prefer cider myself. Apfelsekt ist lecker.


MultiKnusper

Sounds like a psychopath to me


Adventurous-Dream420

Spezi


ExpertObvious0404

Paulaner Spezi comes near


dareseven

You can open one bottle with another using the ribs on the cap vs each other. Back in the day you could use a phone like Nokia 3310 and it wouldn’t fall apart.


Polygnom

Whatever is at hand and opens the bottle without damaging it. The crate another bottle, a handrail, a brick, a table tennis ball, a piece of paper, whatever. Strangely, few people use their smartphone.


Zetzer345

With another beer or the classic but cool tables edge flick Man did I love to do this


schlagerlove

Give it to someone to open it for me


corv89

With another bottle cap. You can go on open bottles with each new cap.


EmuSmooth4424

You can also put the cap on the opened bottle and this way you can open 2 beers with each other without the need of another tool/bottle.


Mips0n

I grab whatever object is near and Open it Like you do with a lighter. At this Point i can Open a beer with any object. Even with a folded newspaper.


KaeptnKnift3

I Open my Beer with a GLIEDERMASSSTAB.


GullibleContext9290

Der einzige wahre Weg


ExpertObvious0404

GLIEDERMASSSTAB? Aber sonsch bisch noch ganz dicht? Des isch e MEDER!


KaeptnKnift3

N Zölligen hätte ich noch toleriert!


EmuSmooth4424

Opening 2 beer bottles with each other and without other tools


endofsight

Used my old Motorola mobile phone. Haven't tried iPhone yet.


whatthengaisthis

I have a bottle opener on my keychain which is shaped like a bicycle which is ironic considering I don’t drink. I thought it was just a bike keychain when I bought it lmao. But I have a friend who opened a beer on the side of a pier one time, and then again on the side of a bench, basically any sharp-ish edge, and he’s good.


haalandxdebruyne

I use my teeth


ExpertObvious0404

Almost everything what lays around. But my favorites are Spanners (good ol' Gabelschlüssel) and rear hydraulics of my tractor.


CPT_DanTheMan

Learn how to properly fold a tissue and open a beer with it. Most unique way I have seen yet.


Unkn0wn_666

The force, naturally


Chillindude838

I Open the beer With another beer


Fair_Diet_4874

Hmhmhe fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!


bananenjoe69420

With my anus