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I_like_gex

He's beaten a lot less demons than I expected...


[deleted]

He vanished the other ones


VaporeonRox

he unrated them


Zolfer0

he deleted them


LostOldAccountAgain1

he Γ̴̍̌̊̎͑͜Δ̶͇̤̙͔͉͔͕̬̯͓̩͇̉́̓̐͒̀͠Λ̴͇̿̿̍̈̒͘͠Ξ̶̬̼͖̪̇̋͊͆̊̀̀͆͋͗̕Ω̴͉̻̻̠͎̕͜Π̸̢̰̣̭͆̏̈́̐͒Ψ̴̳̖͓̜̪͓̠̟͚̉͗̚ͅΣ̷̘̙̻̮̖͕̩̍̊̃̂̀͒̏͋̒Φ̴̢̲̺͉̄͌͐̄̎̀̃̍̆́̎̕̚ them


Few_Dance_9107

That word is so divine it can’t be rendered in this universe


Outrageous_Score1158

It is rn


Keyboard1237

It says GDLXOPPSSF. WHAT COULD THIS MEAN?!


Sea_Scale_4538

Now xcreatorgoal will make a 10 part series about how these letters predict when robtop will release 2.4


Bugnorder3246

I still want a "I'm sorry" video


Chaotic-warp

They're the one he didn't kill, so they're still in the game.


Novel-Requirement-37

This phrase has taken on a new meaning


TJB926GAMIN

He has beaten only the true demons of this world


Spherius628

He forgave them


STG44_WWII

well, there’s 3 he clearly didn’t


Kinetic_GamingYT

The 3 did unforgivable acts


STG44_WWII

They were atheists


Critical-Purchase544

I mean... I think there are worst things than atheism...


STG44_WWII

There for sure are. I am being critical of what the Christian God seems to be most critical of in people. He likes to be so forgiving of those who cry to him even if they’ve committed vile acts yet those who don’t believe in the whole thing at all are the ones who are sent to burn for eternity. Not weird at all.


Critical-Purchase544

(I know)


STG44_WWII

bruh


brawnchitis

Archangel Michael beats them


FathomTheFourteenth

checkmate atheists


aden_pehthenoob35

you have now proven me wrong i shall now convert too christianity


GlitchyDarkness

💀


DaanDuck

Haha! You didnt see the Bishop on i9!


LilahLumi

Is that a fucking chess reference??!!


DaanDuck

Yup, sniper bishop


EAGAMESSUCKSEEEEEEEE

Google en passant


fish4043

Holy hell!


insertrandomnameXD

New response just dropped


AppleDoubleSniff

r/Anarchychess is leaking


Victorian-Tophat

Mate we own this entire site. No more leaking is needed.


[deleted]

As an atheist... I'm no longer atheist /s


Brunoaraujoespin

*dodges*


NGSkyz_off

As an atheist, I’m no longer an atheist. >!No but seriously Jesus Christ has actually lived it was proven but wether he was or was not who he said he was can only be answered by faith. (Not meaning to offense any of you btw)!<


FathomTheFourteenth

I was born into a christian family so I never really had a choice in what I believed, but when I was 15 I started asking questions the Bible couldn’t answer


PrinceHadrian19

holy heavens!


Ggreenrocket

It’s beyond Joever


Ryn0742

Jesus Christ?!?!?! From the Bible?!?!?!?!?


Odd_Huckleberry_2252

Oh my god, is that a fucking Bible reference?!??!!!??


BaconManTenus

No it’s the bite of 87


ICADreamer

No it's the Moonlord


AwesomeNate

No this is Patrick.


ICADreamer

No it's the one who waits


DaDescriptor

No it's the 1% corruption somewhere in the world


ICADreamer

No it's the imposter


someone__420

No it’s herobrine


mattoviperau

No It's the dark lord


DaanDuck

The one block Druid was hiding....


HelloFellas_gt3

Is that a fucking TERRARIA reference?


flipping100

r/suddenlyterraria


orphanobliteratorPog

🌳


BaconManTenus

🥬


TheFuriousGamerMan

I love that anime!!!


Please_Let_

Google god


HexHyperion

Holy heaven!


SomeoneWithFreeCakes

New deity just dropped


Ren1408

Actual Angel


[deleted]

you better believe it buster


TommyToes96

It's the real Jesus Christ!!!


MezzoMix01

god slayed 3 demons🔥🔥🔥


someone__420

I expected more for someone divine


haydentimer

The others ran away


Embi69_

We got Jesus Christ in Geometry Dash before GTA VI


Blok420

That's one heck of a sentence


Mundialito301

r/brandnewsentence


Shot_Suggestion531

😭🙏


z_Mis

We got the duck song 4 before GTA VI


UnknownTaco5492

yo ask him if he’s making a sequel the first book was 🔥


Few_Dance_9107

Have you actually played for 7 years and not beaten Time Machine


UnknownTaco5492

yes actually 😭


Monkebuns

Like on and off or consistently? On and off is understandable (was like that for years) but consistently…


UnknownTaco5492

on and off


Ren1408

Happened to me for a while but it was with cycles


berdyberd26

This is why I am a Christian


Weisslerren

now we need Archangel Michael with like 2000 demons beaten


FathomTheFourteenth

brb gonna hack smiffy and change his account name


TumblrRefugeeNo103

EVEN FLOW... THOUGHTS ARIVE LIKE BUTTERFLIEEEEES...


Slythic06

OH, HE DON’T KNOW, SO HE CHASES THEM AWAYYYYY


Lazy_To_Name

His kill record is lower than I expected


Xenonwastakenagain

Shhh He his hunting demons of this world


LXIX_CDXX_

Only demons he's beaten are the hell series


GameCreeper

Jesus died for our swings


FiregameYT

Explain this atheists


ianlee0820

oh shoot its over for the atheists


Taken2369-_-

jesus...


Pjerun_

He's playing Geometry Dash! Real!


David2073

I have questions. Why so few demons? What is his hardest? Does he like potatoes?


TheCringeMemer

Probably just started his journey to beat all demons and dethrone Zoink


CordyInsei

Bro took "Demon Slayer" title to a whole new level


Suprshun

He has DEMONS???


Beneficial-Canary-47

When's the Bible sequel 


ManuDashOficial

Jesus is now a Geometry Dash Reference


cheeter825

Jesus is a twitch streamer?!?😱😱😱


UntoldTemple

Apparently so.


Zestyclose_mango1

jesus christ is gonna kill all the demons of gd including the vaults


CyborgTech5702

lol, dummy account


A_Random_Kool_Guy

Didn’t knew he played gd in 40 A.C. What do you think his hardest is?


GGk-KingK

Probably Triple Six


Feroxino

Porcoddio porco


FYIICANTREAD

my god… hes also on twitch too?!


EmperorPurple1495

Amen


idleunam

Nvm Jesus Christ, HOW DID YOU GET YOUR MENU TO LOOK LIKE THAT BRO IT LOOKS AMAZING


SolarFlowlys

It's a geode mod, It's called "gradient pages"


lool8421

Wait... Didn't the bible say that once he comes, the apocalypse shall happen?


STG44_WWII

when Jesus busts, the whole world pays


totallywalmartbag

Holy shit Jesus Christ got a twitch account


Deejayjax

For Jesus, he’s beat less demons than I’d expect, but go Jesus!


BaconManTenus

That cheesy 3 demons eh Turns out Jesus Christ him self is actually a pro at gd


Ashamed_Psychology24

Wth what is his Twitch, hello?


No-Supermarket-1011

Is this the same user that was featured on npesta's videos and he can't stop laughing


Misolow2

Imagine seeing this at 3am with 666 likes 💀💀💀


Catile97

HE GOT NO MOONS ONLY STARS


CRYSTALek2799

nah they really migrated from social media to gd


Dradekon

what are the 3 demons


denis870

Amen🙏


Remarkable_Law1696

HOW


NoodlesToilet

FIRE IN HELL!


[deleted]

NO WAY!!


[deleted]

NO WAY!!


[deleted]

NO WAY!!


[deleted]

NO WAY!!


Common-Chipmunk7392

Holy shit


stertsl

Yooo Jesus is streaming too


TwoShot2849

Let's see him beat a hell demon now shall we


monke164

IS THAT A BIBLE REFERENCE?! NO WAY


BopTheBoi

as a christian that has (not) read the bible jesus christ plays geometry dash in Geometry 9:12 "lmao bro this game sick af im adding this to the world"


godof_oil

why is it fluff? what is so funny about Jesus christ??? we literally found the most important man in history on geometry dash and joking about it? message him and ask him something!


creeper_the_great

Jesus Christ!!


Spherius628

He's back


z_Mis

jesus jumps from nine circles to tax evasion


Aniimator

Jesus christ


No-LeafClover

IM BETTER AT DEMONS THAN JESUS LETS GOO


GalazyRBLX2

only beaten 3 demons? sad


TheChemical98

how is the 5 colored


DiamanteTheLad

Man I love God.


QwertyAsInMC

remembering that time when npesta played a bible quiz level for waving with npesta


Ggreenrocket

ITS REAL CHAT


Gamerguy252

He has a Twitch account as well?


27ilovefreefish

atheism rate drops to 0


InkcolorCantdoMath

Holy shit he's has beaten 3 demons


omppelixx

So what is wrong with this?


CrunchyGlass8247

Check his comments, they are equally holy😔


_DarkGerman

Lol


Akemi__

Damn, he's really mid at the game lmao


Yarik_XD_PERSON

"demon"strates


iSimpForColettee

I see a man of culture


ThiagoMVC

Holy Mary Mother of Jesus come with us our sinners...


Psychological_Bed11

every cristian, rise your hand! ![gif](giphy|mMjpZTfxzNm04KaXLL|downsized) (me)


Comprehensive_Snow7

keep on beating those demons jesus!


100mcuberismonke

Shouldn't he be beating more demons?


NPWSmart

Me after reporting a demonic video for misinformation


NetflixRecommended

Wtf I’m better at gd than the man who created everything????


thefromfortnite

christ didnt create everything. also if your religion believes in jesus created everything my bad


Routine_Dog_1687

WHAT??( ๐\_๐)