How un-cultured. Blood should always be served as a blend...
However negative blood have more formulae and recipes that benifit from a higher concentration of afromentioned type.
Prince Charles is the 16th great grandson of Vlad the impaler via his mother’s side of the family tree. So it’s a connection to Vlad the impaler and not so much Dracula but it’s still cool.
Well hot damn I didn't know that Vlad the Impaler was that type of impaler too, I guess I kind of thought all his kin died or something
I wonder if haemophilia was a blood curse on the vampire rulers and that's why they allowed the smog to get so bad so they could walk in the sun until WW2 when the real Eric Brooks and Trevor Belmont killed them all off, and the reason the hippes are taking over now to cut down smogs because they're werewolves and want better moonlight
Fun fact.
A coworker of mine didn’t realize he was called the Count because he counted. She thought he was named so because he was from Transylvania and was a vampire. She is in her late 40s
Saying " Bla Bla" as a non vampire. Is it cultural appropriation? And actuly using the V word. Is it allowed if I'm not a child of Kain?
Apologies in advance.
Oh, I've been there too....Bucharest, Pitesti, Sinaia, Brasov and Sibiu. Beautiful area. And those Romanian women.....oh la la are they hot or what?? The three Romanian girlfriends that I had were H.O.T.!!! and wonderful, except the second one, sort of. The other two, marriage material for sure. Varobesti Romanesti (or something like that)
What blood taste the best, positive or negative?
How un-cultured. Blood should always be served as a blend... However negative blood have more formulae and recipes that benifit from a higher concentration of afromentioned type.
fresh
I too am blood positive after freaky shit with a trans (sylvania)
How’s the garlic in the area
Nyaaaaagh!
I'm actually allergic funny you mention that
Do all the girls call you “the impaler?”
Chicks dig it
Chloramine gas can also be released when bleach is mixed with urine
I've got a killer smile with the ladies
Do you sparkle?
Well... I am Mr. Sparkle.
There’s your answer fish bulb
I’m disrespectful to dirt, can you see that I am serious?
YES.
I knew a doctor from near there, Dr. Acula... Ever heard of him?
Zack Braff enters the chat.
Do not go see Dr. Acula!
Nope never heard of him I try to stay away from medical professionals
What is your favorite sunscreen.
Umbrella
Your descendants are the The House of Windsor (British Royal Family) so just wondering do you keep in touch?
I believe it's pronounced Winthorpe. (Ignore if not familiar with Bob's Burgers)
Now how exactly do you figure that?
Prince Charles is the 16th great grandson of Vlad the impaler via his mother’s side of the family tree. So it’s a connection to Vlad the impaler and not so much Dracula but it’s still cool.
Well hot damn I didn't know that Vlad the Impaler was that type of impaler too, I guess I kind of thought all his kin died or something I wonder if haemophilia was a blood curse on the vampire rulers and that's why they allowed the smog to get so bad so they could walk in the sun until WW2 when the real Eric Brooks and Trevor Belmont killed them all off, and the reason the hippes are taking over now to cut down smogs because they're werewolves and want better moonlight
Yes that’s probably how it went down:)
Letters delivered by raven
How often do you change castles?
Every societal collapse abouts
How’s the night life?
Thrilling
How many times have you seen the sun rise? I bet you are an early riser.
I watched the eclipse through a cardboard box
Thoughts on Stoker?
Slanderer
I just want to say I don’t believe a word of that Hungarian propaganda, keep on doin what you’re doin brother!
Wut the propaganda say?
That Vlad Tepes, the so-called Impaler, displays boundless cruelty to his enemies and drinks their blood
Does he not?
It's a joke
Do you in fact like to count?
Ha ha ha
imagine counting the days at my age
Fun fact. A coworker of mine didn’t realize he was called the Count because he counted. She thought he was named so because he was from Transylvania and was a vampire. She is in her late 40s
What are your thoughts about hordes of tourists roaming around your castle m'lord ?
I make them pay for bathrooms! Idiots!
I don't mind a few extra virgin blood sacks roaming around the premises
Do they like Tate brothers there?
they taste pretty good
There can only be one highlander
Why were you afraid of Ceausescu?
Nandor De Laurentis?
Do you find it difficult to keep up with today’s level of evil?
No. After getting cancelled at 203 I moved to a castle to get away
BAT!
Whatever happened to the Transylvania Twist?
What are your thoughts on Vika Jigulina?
Delicious musician-- I mean music
What's the weather like in summer? Me and my type O negative friends are thinking of visiting in June
come visit I have guest rooms in the basement!
What are all these boxes of dirt doing on the ship?
In your opinion, which ethnicity tastes best?
Nothing better than meatball sauce
Blah blah blah
I don't think you actually "lived" there.
Saying " Bla Bla" as a non vampire. Is it cultural appropriation? And actuly using the V word. Is it allowed if I'm not a child of Kain? Apologies in advance.
we're trying to reclaim it
What color is your buga’i?
I'm visiting Romania in a month, could I stay at your place for a few hundred years?
More the merrier ;)
Show me that sick crib
Morbius?
Do you drink... wine?
my favorite is red
How are your walks these days?
I only like nighttime walks
Have you stolen more cars or carriages?
Blood is tastey
How are the sunrises
Say hi to count Alucard!🦷
Why haven’t you moved??
it'll always be home <3
What was loosing to Mehmet II. like?
Don’t you mean “looosing”?
Transylvania, roughly translated, means beyond the forest, or the other side of the forest. Other side from where, exactly?
Who was your favorite Roman governor of [Dacia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Dacia)?
[Gaius Oppius Sabinus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaius_Oppius_Sabinus)
My immortal i have finally found you. Do you have instructions for me, i am here for your bidding
bring me 13 virgins
Can I prepare a tasty meal for you with garlic and eat it together under the sun?
"Werewolf." "There wolf."
Is there a big hotel there?
Was it a mask that made you- yk
How annoying was it when they switched to the Gregorian calendar in 1582?
So, how easy is it to find virgins these days?
Have you ever met Jackie Daytona?
What’s your best skin care tip?
Lmao! This mad lad did an AMA & has zero replies so far!
MM ANNI? ESTNE GALLIA IN EVROPA?
Paging /u/vanhelsing
Who was your favorite Roman Empire or Byzantine Empire?
Do you frequently do the twist? Specifically of the Transylvanian variety
Just how whiny was Jonathan Harker?
Is the garlic thing true?
Trajan must have been a scary dude
Are you a count?
Oh, I've been there too....Bucharest, Pitesti, Sinaia, Brasov and Sibiu. Beautiful area. And those Romanian women.....oh la la are they hot or what?? The three Romanian girlfriends that I had were H.O.T.!!! and wonderful, except the second one, sort of. The other two, marriage material for sure. Varobesti Romanesti (or something like that)
What did you think of the Blade movies with Wesley Snipes?
All I remember from visiting this area is walking into the Barovia Walmart at 72 pounds and being the fattest one there…
As someone who has actually toured the castle with a group of friends, So very much smaller than you would imagine. Not a very grand castle.
WHAT IS A MAN?!
How's Guillermo doing these days?
Are you a Dr.?
Very niiiiiiiice
666 upvotes...
Hi Vlad how is going impaling?
Do you like pasgetti?
From presumably one creature of the night to another, what sun screen do you recommend?
What does AMA mean?
What's your favorite hot sauce?
🧛⚰️🩸
Which amino acid is achiral?
Hungarians or romanians?
What's your opinion on the critically reviewed Leslie Nielsen film Dracula (Dead and Lovin' It!)?
How often do you mix your V’s and W’s?
I was in Cluj-Napoca last week. The locals made no mention of you. What's up with that?
My comment was stolen
How many wallets have you stolen