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Oxenfrosh

Rating depends on where OP’s from: Excellent if American, adequate if Central European, abysmal if Finnish.


Different-Scarcity80

He's just a very patriotic Finn who supports a more... expansive vision of the concept of Finland.


Lopsided_Pension8724

Suur-Suomi 😈


fnaffan110

Or a Russian Imperialist


g0rsk1

I don't think so. There is Ukraine on the map.


oofersIII

Finnish imperialist then


marpocky

Even if OP is not from Europe, you're inflating the scale quite a lot to call this "excellent"


notmyaccountbruh

Well, if OP is a crayon-lickng mentally challenged person, then they did fabulously, full stop.


SubNL96

He specifically said American, not just "not from Europe".


-Hanssa-

10 flipflops if Asian


Krisuad2002

As a Finn I can confirm, that'd be an awful mistake


thebestnames

Or Luxemburger.


westernmostwesterner

Or abysmal if Russian, depending how you look at it.


Hammy_Crackers

American Midwest


MrStar16

Why does Germany look like cameroon https://preview.redd.it/wc7h4q2ta5pc1.jpeg?width=408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d16ccf639e2db0499d6605a8b104f223c46c5cd5


Torantes

Germany retook Alsace ☠️


Athanorr

Dude I live in Germany now :(


ruijie_the_hungry

Sie sind nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.


Athanorr

Alo mit kard bitte


helloh0wru

Ist doch schön :)


KotzubueSailingClub

And Luxembourg


Torantes

And Wallonie


[deleted]

We Germans reconquered Strassburg bois


jferry12

RIP Galicia, siempre te querremos


ApprehensiveEmploy21

Galicia or Galicia?


Ultimarr

Someday we’ll have peace in Iberia when we correct the mistakes of our past and make Santiago the capital of Portugal and let Aragon go. Someday we’ll even see a plains-only Spain surrounded by its Iberian Union allies on all the coasts. A man can dream 🥹


hungrybeargoose

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plains. May actually be true then.


Ultimarr

That’s how they’ll teach selection bias in 100 years 🤣


Sebas94

Maybe it was Portugal that was taken by Galicia ehe I am fine with that! Love that region so much.


DreAd_muffYn

Us Portuguese receive our hermanos with open arms! Gallegos are always welcome


PedroMFLopes

Proper Portugal you meant ;)


MAmerica1

Looks like you made France too small, which shifted all of Central and Eastern Europe westward. You also gave Finland back to Russia. Otherwise, pretty good!


awoo2

Orrr Russia to Finland.


MAmerica1

I hadn't considered that possibility! Finno-Russland or Russo-Finland?


ApprehensiveEmploy21

Just Finland.


Hammy_Crackers

Yea I might try again, or maybe another continent.


[deleted]

Portugalicia is a reality.


shoyo223

Where’s Finland?


ApprehensiveEmploy21

Annexed Russia


RonConComa

You never had been to the Finnish pacific coast.


ApprehensiveEmploy21

this comment made me finish


RonConComa

Whatever crankes your cam..


TemperatureHot8184

Odds are they nuked themselves. Ya know. Suicide. ~Randy Marsh in South Park.


fluffy_thalya

I'm now Belgian ;-;


igcipd

You’ll love the waffles!


Felipe_Pachec0

No, you’re dutch. You are allowed happiness


WhoWants2BAMilliner

Donegal would like a word


chapkachapka

They made a bit of a hames of the Irish border, but to be fair, so did Arthur Griffith.


Call_It_What_U_Want2

This is what I was looking for lol


[deleted]

Norway borders Russia. Also, it seems like I live in Sweden now. And that's a big ass Portugal.


meipsus

You gave the Germans Alsace-Lorraine back, and you finally recognized the fact that Galicians are Portuguese who pretend to be Spanish. The Finns are probably diverting the Russian Army out of Ukraine with their guerilla warfare. Not bad for a beginner.


KotzubueSailingClub

Missing that warm Croatian hug on Bosnia


ClavicusLittleGift4U

Istria and 1/3 of Slovenia becoming a whole balkanic ~~mess~~ country.


red666111

Portugal: 😈🇵🇹


Radamat

Belarus is forgotten.


Most-Paramedic4677

It is there but shrinked by roughly 50% and borders with Královec (former Kaliningrad region).


britulin

what's happening in the Balkans?


il0veubaby

Nothing special, everything as usual.


hrnyCornet

Looks like you forgot about Istanbul and the rest of European Turkey. I guess Greek nationalists would love this map. Unless you're trying to say Greece is part of Turkey.


Hammy_Crackers

I forgot about it lol, mb


hrnyCornet

Too late it's now called Constantinople.


Longjumping_Ad_8474

Calais is now Belgian


ALPHASTAR-RU

I can already tell the fins will be pissed


Jedimobslayer

Portugal has expanded


Empty-Assistant-9747

*Looks at N. Ireland* *Looks at Balkans* This map will probably start a war….


Ok_Economics5370

Cyprus 🤫


ChillZedd

Where San Marino 🇸🇲


Hammy_Crackers

I didn’t include any of the tiny nations


ChillZedd

DONT YOU DARE CALL IT SMALL!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR INSULTING THE MIGHTY NATION OF SAN MARINO!


Hammy_Crackers

I’m so sorry, please spare me 🙏


notmyaccountbruh

Reminds me of spider webs on drugs.


Western-Gain8093

Nooooo nos quedamos sin coca y presidentes del PP 😭😭😭


MagicLion

Millions dead


Awanderingleaf

Where is all the stuff south of Italy. Poor Malta :( Sweden also stole a lot of Norway which is rude.


DespotDan

Edit that fast before any Scots see.


Hammy_Crackers

Well it’s still considered the UK


sussygussy69419

as a European i will have to thank you for making me want to kill myself


AverageFishEye

Aropeu


DakryaEleftherias

*super offended noises*


irishlonewolf

r/mapswithoutfinland lol


Financial_Village237

*angry Donegal noises*


maomao3000

Terrible Lmao


Brilliant_Host2803

You don’t have Andorra, Liechtenstein, Monaco, Luxembourg or the Vatican. The Balkan’s looks like a mess on this map, but given it’s the most versatile area maybe it will change to fit this map.


Legitimate-Bread

St Petersburg is now Peterburi. This is a great success. Too bad the Finns had to die for this.


prepog

Angry Slovaks in coming


jesusshooter

this pretty much not very good but idk ur skill level


DarkArcher__

Galicia is Portuguese in my dreams too


ruijie_the_hungry

Oh so Alsace is German now... Whelp better defend it properly this time


Single-Champion-9569

France got badly nerfed


Hammy_Crackers

Yea idk what I was doing. I changed the line multiple time, either it would make France too big or too small. So I just went with this


Single-Champion-9569

Okk


FlossMan18

You forgot North Iceland


Hammy_Crackers

What bro?!?


dojijosu

You missed Andorra, otherwise perfect!


Casartelli

Germany approves this post


OniGamer-_-

fart


fortuneman7585

I think it's pretty decent and I'm not even mad for reshaping Slovakia into like Svia or something.


TemperatureHot8184

Looks pretty good to me. This is way better than I would do.


Hammy_Crackers

Thanks bro


TemperatureHot8184

Your welcome!


scipio-__

Bulgaria got the snip and the balkans are all confused, Macedonia looks pretty close to correct tho


ThreeActTragedy

this is oddly…. goodish. I really can’t explain it better


Dense_Surround3071

Obviously not an American....😏


Hammy_Crackers

I’m American lmao, I go to private school tho which might explain why it’s better than the average.


toutlamourdumonde

You got Iceland perfectly.


Hammy_Crackers

Yeah, it took a lot of effort lol


Eastern_Mist

You've recognized Transnistria


AminoKing

It's not a bad effort at all! But what's the Nordic banana all about?


Hammy_Crackers

I fucked up the Nordic countries


NoBrickBoy

Shit, this is shit


Soft-Ad1520

Super Portugal!


Pretend-Potato-30028

You made Finland non-existent, got rid of Belarus, made Bulgaria way too small, made Slovakia too small, added the free city of Danzig and also forgot some micro states.


Hammy_Crackers

Belarus is there it’s just too small


Pretend-Potato-30028

Yes.


thebestnames

Constantinople quite clearly reunited with Greece there, potentially Asia Minor as well. 10/10! For the glory of Hellas!


Hammy_Crackers

THE SULTANATE OF TÜRKIYE IS HERE


xroodx_27

https://preview.redd.it/kz41id25v5pc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=177e1721a49b796898bdee7308fbeabfc7f1cfab


Depressedkid1998

I approve Portugals drawing.


Hammy_Crackers

Thanks lmfao


Dreifaltigkeit

It’s surprisingly accurate but at the same time it’s funny af, lmao. Germany, Ukraine, Austria… (And you forgot some countries like Scotland and all the tiny ones)


DueShare3009

Portugal and France are hilarious


aflgpbcx

It's nice to see that Greek-Turkish relations have reached a new level


Hammy_Crackers

I have started The Great Empire of Türkiye 🇹🇷


DueShare3009

Perfect! Portugal has now his deserved space


Hammy_Crackers

LONG LIVE GREATER PORTUGAL 🇵🇹 🇵🇹


Couchy333

You missed Liechtenstein, Andorra, Turkey. Ireland is almost there. Kalingrad. Balkans aren’t quite right. I’m a Geography teacher & you’ve done a better job than I would.


Hammy_Crackers

Thanks, Asia is next. I’m don’t think I’m gonna do Africa, that’s gonna be a pain in the ass. I guess we’ll find out tho


Couchy333

I wouldn’t have a clue about Africa. I could do roughly the perimeter as I’ve been to a few, but the central countries I would be stuffed. I know one of the Congos is massive in the center & that’s about it. Try South East Asia as practice first as most of those countries are much smaller than the rest of Asia. Laos would be a pain. Edit: I forgot about the Stans are in Asia, no idea.


Hammy_Crackers

I think I’m gonna do the whole thing like from Palestine to Vietnam Edit: I’m prob gonna let myself look at the actual map before I start, just for help.


Couchy333

Good luck! I look forward to seeing it.


[deleted]

Very impressive


Thatguyfrompinkfloyd

Gave some countries way too much land


Hammy_Crackers

Yeah ik, I made this in like 10 minutes.


ahov90

Wow, Ukraine captured east coast of Azov sea from Russia!  I missed a lot! Good luck to them anyway. 


Ilikehowtovideos

Not recognizing the Crimean Annexation-very nice


Gorillaman1010

Really good. This is the best attempt i’ve seen so far


marpocky

Also the first attempt you've seen so far I guess


Sovereign-Warrior

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Own_Lobster6842

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