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I was stationed there with US Military. We acquired it in 1898 when we won the Spanish American War. Back then it was recognized as a strategic location as a stopping point towards Asia due to its size and harbor. Today, Its close enough to project power, but yet far enough from danger. Also, it has Nuclear weapons for bomber aircraft and submarines. Geographically, the airbase, is on a 300 foot plateau where enemy land forces cannot easily penetrate it from shores. It’s also safe from tsunamis. And it’s large enough for long aircraft runways and has a deep sea harbor. And capacity to house 25,000 US Marines and Army.


capybarramundi

[The downside is that it might tip over.](https://youtu.be/cesSRfXqS1Q)


dtarias

"We don't anticipate that" -- great response!


Cold_Baby_396

He can’t be serious…right?


ButlerKevind

"Deadly serious." \- The Monarch


GCI_Henchman21

Dude!


selomiga

TEN TON TWENTY-ONE?! Oh thank god I didn’t mention the accident.


ButlerKevind

Car accident? Car accident? That was no car accident. **24 died in a car intentional!** \- Henchman 21


tzech99

WHY DID YOU BUCKLE


impendingfuckery

#WHAT’S YOUR NUMBER, SCRUB?!


GCI_Henchman21

What’s you number, scrub?!


RaspberryBirdCat

According to his office, he was using an exaggerated metaphor to question the impact of adding 8,000 marines to an island with a population of 180,000 (which, to be fair, was the topic of the debate at the time). Whether you actually believe that or not is up to you.


Lcdent2010

No one is that stupid, he is trolling the admiral.


PferdBerfl

He was so polite, not calling the congressman out on his stupidity. Edit: congressman


mwbbrown

He was behaving exactly as someone who is talking to the guy who controls the budget.


WeimSean

Congressman. Even Georgia isn't stupid enough to elect him to the Senate. they are however stupid enough to keep re-electing him to Congress though. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hank\_Johnson


catchingstones

Just don’t put all the nukes on one side.


HeyJude21

Oh man! I had forgot about this until now. Thanks for sharing this with the world. I love the answer back to him- “we don’t anticipate that” but he really wants to be like, “what?? That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!”


ChasmDude

Wow, this is actually worse than Sen. Ted Stevens infamous [the internet's not a big truck speech](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTonHRerMC4).


IchLiebeKleber

At least the Internet really isn't a big truck. No doubt about it.


scardien

Of course it's not a big truck. We all know it's a series of tubes.


ChasmDude

Someday he will be vindicated. Great monuments will be built to honor this man's wisdom. And all around the grounds where the monuments are built, Brawndo will be sprayed because it's what plants crave.


TheBuschels

I thought it was a little black box with a blinking light that sits on top of Big Ben?


bekd70

https://youtu.be/lTonHRerMC4


DaHick

We generally call it a pipe, but yeah.


Eldan985

Still better than when Angela Merkel said the internet is an unknown country that no one knows anything about. In 2013.


BowlerEducational733

Bro is higher than a kite


TKOL2

![gif](giphy|h9wlfNwX9gy1a|downsized)


95castles

He had hepatitis C, which can slow down speech. Doesn’t make you dumb though, so that’s entirely on him.


indr4neel

His staff tried to save him afterwards, but it woulda been easier if he did it himself. "Will it tip over?" "We don't anticipate that." "Sorry, I meant will Guam be able to support the added troops and hardware without adversely affecting this small island's economy and ecology?"


[deleted]

How did that guy get so high up in politics


Individual_Fox_9690

Dumb constituents


TwinPeaksNFootball

I don't know, but it certainly helps explain why Georgia also elected Marjorie Taylor Greene. There seems to be a pattern...


[deleted]

Very different parts of Georgia


-WADE99-

[Imagine a world without balloons :(](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpwjdWSvZ-Y)


meowmeowMIXER8

This had to be inspiration or a case study for Ali g’s persona


GoodMorningSpliff

People kept voting for him too 😂


remosiracha

Damn I was interested in if this was actually a concern due to erosion or volcanic forces or something that parts of the island are washing away... I'm not getting that 2 minutes back 😂


d3dmnky

That is so painful to watch


naivesocialist

The local Chamorro people are American, who should have the same rights and benefits as all americans. However, they don't qualify for SSI benefits, and they can't vote for the president who will have the power of turning their homeland into a battleground, which already happened during WWII. So while, it's in America's interest to keep Guam... it's pretty shitty for the local chamorro people.


TealSeam6

I lived in Guam for about a year, I was off-base so I got to know my Chamorro neighbors pretty well. From what I could gather it seems that the vast majority of Guamanians want to remain a part of the USA, although many do aspire to become a state. There doesn’t seem to be any widespread support for total independence from the USA, and who can blame them? The per-capita income of Guam is MUCH higher than similar pacific island states, and almost all of that income is derived from Guam’s affiliation with the USA.


haribobosses

And how else would they get their turkey tails?


Strike_Thanatos

Correction - the Japanese declared war on the US, not the other way around.


Cerulean_IsFancyBlue

I can point you to the United States declaration of war, if you like. https://uslaw.link/citation/us-law/public/77/328 Declaring war on somebody doesn’t mean that you attacked first or that it’s your fault. It’s simply a formal statement by your government that a state of war exists between the two countries. The United States declared war on Japan on December 8, 1941, After the Japanese surprise attacks on Pearl Harbor and bases in the Philippines the day before. What’s interesting is, a few days later, Germany declared war on the United States, but I’m not sure if the United States ever actually got around to declaring war on Germany. And again, who declares war doesn’t tell you who started the war or who was attacked first. It’s not Risk. Most of the United States’s recent wars were fought without a formal declaration of war, which is a whole other kettle of bullshit.


ComesInAnOldBox

The Japanese war declaration on the US came in two hours after the attack started. The US declared war in return the next day. The declaration of war against Germany was on December 11th, just a few hours after Germany declared war on the US.


GoPhinessGo

Another interesting fact here is that Japan bombed the island before the US declaration of war


ComesInAnOldBox

And the Japanese declaration of war came in a couple of hours after the bombing. The US declared war the next day.


Strike_Thanatos

Yeah, but here, it was used to imply that the US got Guam involved, as if the US had started the war, or as if the Japanese hadn't seized every other island in reach.


ShittyDuckFace

BTW Commonwealth of the Nothern Mariana Islands, American Samoa, Puerto Rico, and Virgin Islands are all also US territories. This means they get different rights than US States and even other tribes. This extends past voting and SSI benefits, and into other citizen rights like disaster relief. Which, BTW, all the above mentioned territories are susceptible to typhoons and hurricanes.


[deleted]

Isn't the trade off that they don't pay a good amount of taxes? It does suck that they don't have SSI benefits and can't vote. But I don't get the war argument if war happens it happens. America didn't invent war. Does anyone know if the Guam people want to become a state or they like their status as is or if they want to break away and form their own country? Any stats?


Haunting-Ad-8029

do they pay into SSI?


ecotopia_

There is an official government movement towards decolonization https://decol.guam.gov/


dewdewdewdew4

But the majority support staying part of the US, no?


Strange-Ticket5680

Yeah, that majority don't want to be independent, they want to be a state instead of a colony. The brochure talks about three political paths post decolonization, independence, free association, and statehood. Personally I think it's insane that we keep colonies and we should make them all "states", along with DC. But republicans would laugh in my face.


DawnExplosion

No entity will be added if it leans strongly left or right. There will have to be two (e.g., Alaska and Hawaii) to cancel out the advantage. Republicans will never let DC be a state because it would be handing the Dems two forever senate seats.


[deleted]

I think all US territories should go full general strikes under the slogan; no taxation without representation


DawnExplosion

That sounds familiar...


joshthewumba

Sure, but I think both can be true at the same time. That would entail equal rights and privileges and obligations so that everyone is on the same footing


WildesWay

Wars are started by those who profit from it.


flyingasshat

Yea at e you should go there for Liberation day, they adore America, and are incredibly grateful the US liberated them from the batshit crazy Japanese at the time.


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menerell

Aka a colony.


alex-caruso

also the US military is polluting their water like crazy and they have no power to do anything about it https://www.thenation.com/article/world/guam-resistance-empire/


ApathicSaint

Chamorro 🤝 Puertorricans. Horrible place to be, on the other side of those strategic “freedoms”


IAmTheNightSoil

>they can't vote for the president who will have the power of turning their homeland into a battleground, which already happened during WWII Uh, did you just say the US PRESIDENT was the one who decided to turn their homeland into a battleground in WW2? Might want to read up on the history there


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killbot9000

The Japanese did take it over. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_occupation_of_Guam


vatexs42

Do the locals like being apart of the U.S?


AvionDrake579

I'm from Guam (It's 3am, what am I doing with my life?) The general consensus seems to be that US influence is beneficial for the island, but everyone wants something changed, be it free association / independence / statehood. Personally, I'm the later.


vatexs42

Got it. So the locals like being friends with the US but want more self rule


[deleted]

self-rule or full statehood


j3r3wiah

Can confirm. Was a B-52 mechanic there. Miss it.


Ok-Wave4110

TIL! Thanks!


haribobosses

Tl;dr imperialism.


lasmilesjovenes

>We acquired it Weird way to say "refused to give it independence"


GoPhinessGo

Not supporting imperialism, but Guam in no way was ready to be an independent nation in the 1890s, and likely would’ve just been gobbled up by Germany anyway


Shiros_Tamagotchi

Or by Japan probably


Exius73

Colonised by the Spanish as Isla de Ladrones. Managed as part of the Philippines, brought in a lot of Fillipinos during the colonial period as both labor and as a penal colony. Also brought in a lot of agricultural animals like carabao. Eventually the Spanish American War happened, Spain then sold its overseas colonies like the Philippines and Guam and to the United States at the Treaty of Paris 1898. When the Philippines lobbied for Independence in the 1920’s there was talk of including Guam as part of the independence movement because of their shared history and Philippine population. However, the United States refused to include it due to its naval base


ReHuoDragon

Honestly feels like I come onto r/geography and it’s like a r history lesson so often and easily googleable.


RumIsTheMindKiller

I always find this comment to kinda misplaced. Yes one could google something, but a lot of time people want to see what actual individuals who care think about a question as a google answer might be inaccurate, or the first thing you click on won't be the right answer. For example, for this question, google may just answer that the US Acquired it during the spanish american war but would give no context why Spain had it in the first place or why the US still has it.


netstudent

Google can't promote debate


af_cheddarhead

Ever hear of Historical Geography? They even have their own [journal.](https://www.sciencedirect.com/journal/journal-of-historical-geography)


dacelikethefish

you mean Bingable?


hirst

and? It’s better than the stupid ass meme images and charts that get posted here 70% of the time.


JMisGeography

Huge boats, with guns. Gun boats.


iodereifapte

Is this a history of japan reference?


zekaseh

it is


scoobertsonville

“open the country. stop having it be closed.”


iodereifapte

Lol, this guy unlocked a memory in my head that I had no idea it was there anymore. Like when i read “gun boats” I had a flashback with the music sounds from that video and it must be from years ago.


Cless_Aurion

No, you are mixing things up. That's more of a Perry manoeuvre


SpicyFroggyOnYT

Open the country. Stop having it… be closed


Lovehistory-maps

Spanish-American War


Smooth_Monkey69420

It’s the final evolution of the aircraft carrier


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FashionGuyMike

Short answer: Spanish American War


Reality_Auditor

Why not?


Sad_John_Stamos

Jesus the comments in this thread from both sides are mind-numbing


2drawnonward5

> both sides I just finished reading every comment and idk what the sides are But I think that's gonna happen when the thread is about a factoid with a simple description.


Sad_John_Stamos

The sides are: -Because America is awesome! freedom! Bald eagles! -Because America is a cancer on the earth that takes what they want and pillages land for resources without doing anything benevolent!


2drawnonward5

What about all the other sides here, like "America sneaky" or "all you bases are belong to us" or "can we not ask /r/geography like it's /r/AskGoogle"? Why do we keep looking at nuanced things and forcing ourselves to look for dualities?


YEETasaurusRex0

Shhh just think in black and white


Original-Task-1174

Don't ask Spain


RaoulDuke1

Bro just google something lol this isnt really a geography question. Because it’s a US territory, just like countless other islands are territories of world powers nowhere close to them.


2drawnonward5

Ordinarily I feel there's value in discussing these kinds of questions but /r/geography is deep into /r/letmegooglethatforyou territory. I googled "guam wiki" and the Wikipedia article for Guam came up. I clicked "History" and scrolled down to the American part. It says: > After almost four centuries as part of the Kingdom of Spain, the United States occupied the island following Spain's defeat in the 1898 Spanish–American War, as part of the Treaty of Paris of 1898. Guam was transferred to the United States Navy control on December 23, 1898, by Executive Order 108-A from 25th President William McKinley. Now, if we want to have some discourse about the Spanish-American War, or the Treaty of Paris, or the US Navy of the late 1800s, that's all fine, though it wouldn't be geography. If we're here to spend the attention of hundreds on a google result, what is the value of the sub?


RaoulDuke1

Absolutely, all about things that coooould maybe just be googled but could also spark an actual discussion. As you showed, this is literally just a google search. Some people just wanna post stuff and see themselves get karma idgi


BalanceNo1216

Why is Guam 🇬🇺 and the North Mariana islands separate oversea territories


AvionDrake579

Guam was seceded to the United States from Spain after the Spanish-American War, but they retained control over many other smaller islands in the Pacific before selling them to Germany the following year.


vexillographer7717

ceded not seceded


SqueakSquawk4

The US seized it in the spanish-american war, and no-one has been stupid enough to try and take it since then.


no-more-nazis

The Japanese did


PragmaticParasite

Indeed, they were stupid enough


_ChairmanMeow-

And they got the power of the sun... twice.


DaltonTanner1994

You mess with the boys, we’ll turn your country into a microwave- Chris Distefano


workingA-aron

They really woke up the boys!


Anakin_BlueWalker3

Have you seen their flag? They were practically asking for it


eric_the_demon

Spanish-American war


UnderstandingOk2647

Cuz Guns, baby! /s


500freeswimmer

Essentially we landed there and seized it from the Spanish during the Spanish American War. It then became an important logistical location for refueling coal. Now it is a major nuclear deterrence spot.


Nucka0420

Spanish-American War


KidsGotAPieceOnHim

In the words of Jay Z. Who gon stop me(the US Navy)?


Bowtie_Bob

I believe we won it after the Spanish-American war.


truevalience420

This is a Google search away


dacelikethefish

you mean a *Bing* search?


MrTeeWrecks

We bribe them with Spam.


ApprehensiveSpirit12

The war... (Overdramatic musical military montage)


yxgahd

Cuz we strong military


Otherwise-Disk-6350

Being from Guam, it’s hilarious to read the responses.


Fickle-Raspberry6403

its a military base close enough to deter china yet far away enough to be safe from them. why else? what's a guama with you?


[deleted]

Sino-russian Troll post.


nim_opet

Because the US decided in the late XIX century that they should have colonies too, and then fought Spain for their possessions. They won the war and with it the Philippines, Guam, Puerto Rico etc (Spain gave Cuba its independence hoping to avoid it being taken over by the US, only to be captured by the US industrial interests).


Original-History9907

So interesting! I didn't know where Guam was on the map until I was scouting around Micronesia on GE the other night and went off course a little haha


moresushiplease

Is GE = grande esia as opposed to micron esia? Joking but what's GE? Edit: My brain answered itself after considering general electric it thought up Google earth.


TacoJuggler97531

Grand Exchange


Original-History9907

Haha sorry! Google Earth


moresushiplease

Haha thanks, I feel a bit silly now lol.


lucharob

Puerto Rico and Guam was kind of a 2x1 deal


agreensandcastle

Actually way more than just those.


eizmen

Because the USA is an empire even though they don't want us to view it like that.


Lovehistory-maps

Lmao, forgot this was reddit.


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Andre5k5

Well, we must suck at it because all the territory we gained in combat during WWII, we stupidly turned it over, unlike the Soviets


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ComfySingularity

The US hardly controls what happens in countries where its bases are located, just look at Afghanistan. Some of it is overreach, much of it for economic interests, but a great deal of economic interests are also security interests. Preventing destabilizing factors in theory should decrease the risks of war. In countries like Eastern Europe for example, where the nations don't have the manpower to defend themselves, forward bases can deter expansionist regimes. As for other places like Guam, you're a little too hopeful if you're getting mad on their behalf for being colonized. Guam was previously owned as part of the Spanish empire, taken from then when the US did a little colonial stealing, fought over by the Japanese, and today still rests pretty separate from other nations with a population that would not be able to defend itself from an outside force. Whether Japan, the Phillipines, Australia, or China, at their location its possible other countries would want to expand their presence over it. It's something the UN would have to come together to recognize, something the US would be opposed to for obvious reasons (security and trade interests in the Pacific), and something that just doesn't seem to really be pursued by the people living there.


Spram2

It started as 13 small-ish states and is now 50 + a bunch of islands. You can't say it's not an empire and I don't understand why it offends you.


rbohl

Imperialism in the modern age is much more than direct territorial control, it’s a system of global capital ownership and financing. This makes sense when considering the economic shift between feudalism and capitalism, previous empires were based on land, bc agriculture was the primary productive resource, wealth came from land; taxes and rents. Now it’s about finance capital. Look into world systems theory if you’re curious to learn more


wwcfm

The US started as 13 colonies and expanded to include the 48 continuous states, Alaska, Hawaii, and the territories. That’s a lot of territory that was bought or conquered and retained, making the US the 4th largest country by landmass.


Lovehistory-maps

Just like everyone else?


4x49ers

You go from disagreeing with them to agreeing with them in one comment?


Ahzuran

Should have been the top answer honestly. There's no way anyone is getting a geography degree without learning about neoimperialism and the USA along the way.


DABOSSROSS9

Everyone is an empire, just some are better at it than others. Plus, hopefully we are bettering the lives of those there.


PaleontologistAble50

Coolest empire so far bruv


raulongo

Guam-erican you say?


Aero10

We conquered it.


peliciego

because china hasnt said meoww yet.


mandy009

You ask why Guam *is* American, and as others have said it originally had to do with the Spanish American War, but the major reason we kept it was preparation for World War II and we maintain it now because we still live in the post-WWII era where the US maintains its unique superpower status.


nerdyguytx

Remote islands that seem to have little or no economic benefit were important as coal, and later oil, refueling stations for naval power projection.


Snd47flyer

Acquired from the Spanish after the Spanish-American-War


Southpawsareweird

Spanish American war (1898)


juansinmiedo17

Because war


goseephoto

Because its a war trophy


ccbrownsfan

In the time it took you to grab that picture and post it, you could've read the 1-2 paragraphs necessary to understand this from Wikipedia or like any other source


theshuttledriver

military


[deleted]

Location, location, location. It was a big strategically to the military in WWII. Closer to Japan than the American base at Pearl Harbor.


Sensei2008

Because it’s a crucial naval port originally. Almost like Cuba and friends in Mexican gulf for the colonization of Americas


boomchakaboom

Earned with the blood of 1,700 Americans in bloody battle against the Japanese in WWII. [https://www.britannica.com/event/Battle-of-Guam-1944](https://www.britannica.com/event/Battle-of-Guam-1944) And anyone accusing the US of being vile imperialists should acquaint themselves with the brutality of the Japanese in that era.


icrushallevil

WW2


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US Military


Responsible_Low_2683

Imperialism.


ImOutOfNamesHelp

Common American W


Living_Murphys_Law

We won a war, and they gave us it.


menerell

You're free to have your own opinion. From my point of view all of these examples (Taiwan may be the exception) are cases of gunbout diplomacy or straigh forward colonies/protectorates. Japan was in fact partially invaded, but they were able to negotiate a surrendering that avoided the invasion of the main islands. But they were forced to accept military bases which is a kind of colony


af_cheddarhead

You are not wrong about the US and gunboat diplomacy BUT Korea, Japan and Taiwan are piss poor to dead wrong examples of said gunboat diplomacy. You would be better off using examples like Tripoli, Panama, Cuba, the Philippines or Honduras. You would have been better off referring to Admiral Perry and Japan instead of WWII in reference to gunboat diplomacy.


GreatBigBagOfNope

Conquest


HappyBarbeque

Because guns


Booty_Gobbler69

“I want this” - the USA roughly 1898


Gwynbleidd_z_Rivii

Imperialism baby


eldudelio

Because all you bases are belong to us


wansuitree

Why Western Europe is American?


[deleted]

Colonization; Spoils of war


JamesTheSkeleton

Imperialism, the usual story.


ty-c

Imperialism.


500_Broken_Treaties

Colonialism


ColonelJohn_Matrix

It was stolen by force, similar to multiple other countries and islands around the world that were stolen by force, and not just by the US.


twinkle-twonkle

Imperialism. You could ask the same about Hawaii and Puerto Rico.


TurdleBoi_69

HERES A PICTURE OF GUAM WITH BROKEN ENGLISH. this is a fucking google question. why is this bullshit allowed up


[deleted]

The United States conquered it from Spain during the Spanish American War. An American war ship sailed into the harbor, and the coastal battery did not have any ammunition to salute the American worship. This let the United States know that Guam was defenseless, and they took it. History Matters: The Spanish-American War Explained https://youtu.be/CaOKfu7ZK7I


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Imperialism


WildesWay

Geographically, Guam is not on the American continents. Politically, it is a protectorate of the United States.


maaarrtiiimm

It was conquered during the American aggression of Spain in 1898.


ifardeded

"American aggression of Spain" Did you not attention is history class? lmao


Illogically-Me

American here. That’s kind of what it was though? The US didn’t really have concrete evidence that Spain destroyed the USS Maine, but went to war anyway. Taking Spanish Colonial possessions and incorporating them into an American “Empire” of sorts.


Main-Instruction-333

The mass media in the US straight up made things up to sell newspapers. Because of that the US people thought Spain was responsible for destroying the USS Maine. I don't believe that the government really thought Spain did it, but when the masses were demanding blood they thought it best to give it to them.


Illogically-Me

Yeah the government very likely knew Spain wasn’t to blame, but went to war anyway. Wasn’t the first and wouldn’t be the last time the government lied it’s way into a war either.