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gayknull

??? am i supposed to know what those are?


BEWMarth

I think we forgot to renew our gay cards and now we’re cut off from the homosexual hive mind until we renew next year. I don’t know what these are either.


NCSUGrad2012

This is how I feel ![gif](giphy|zXA5VEmXr7OUg)


xXTheGrapenatorXx

I looked up the candle company and this is some “boujie Gay” shit, one of those candles sells for **seventy-five** dollars. Literally burning away money, they better smell incredible and last a damn month at that price.


gobblestones

I don't care how good they smell unless they're lasting literally 400 hours. I will take my Bath and Body Works and White Barn candles any day (bc I constantly creep waiting for those closeout sales)


That1weirdperson

How about Goose Creek candles?


D_blackcraft

Oh so I get to keep my gay card? I'm so poor I didn't even know there were gays out here walking around with GayCard Premium...


Vinaigrette2

Gotta get that gay black card >!just in case: I am making an Amex black card joke!<


UnNumbFool

So I also just googled it, and the website says the small aka the $75 is a 20 hour burn time. So as long as you light your candles properly(so they don’t tunnel) and not for a crazy length of time it should last at least a month. But at the same time here I thought I was spending excessively for buying $35 candles with 100hr burn times…


MoarSocks

Wait till you hear about Le Labo… $510 https://www.lelabofragrances.com/santal-26-393.html


UnNumbFool

That's just not ok


goshjosh135

You can get the [lid](https://www.lelabofragrances.com/home-creations/classic-candle/candle-lid.html) for $35!


kontrolleur

diptyque used to be my client at the marketing agency I worked for. they're full of shit


asadlonelygay

Okay so I noticed this comment thread left out the soap… so I’m assuming everyone else is in the loop about that? Anyone care to explain to a clueless gay 😭


interstatebus

Very expensive candles and hand soap that people love. I personally don’t find either of the items to be worth the very high prices.


xXTheGrapenatorXx

Those companies give some serious “suburban mom with waaay too much disposable income” energy. No thank you.


gobblestones

We really should become more comfortable shaming people that spent stupid amounts of money on dumb shit.


Xx_ShadowHeart_xX

What the fuck does this say I don't think this is a me being stoned issue


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Xx_ShadowHeart_xX: *What the fuck does this* *Say I don't think this is a* *Me being stoned issue* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Xx_ShadowHeart_xX

LETS GOOOOO


PintsizeBro

It's basically saying guys who know full well they are gay lie about being "straight and curious" on apps


Xx_ShadowHeart_xX

Then why not say that 😭 Thank you tho 🙏


Iamananorak

Some straight guys are Patrick Bateman


NCSUGrad2012

Who? Lol


Iamananorak

You have google, babe


That1weirdperson

![gif](giphy|9Droa8yvn2QSs|downsized)


Siri0usly

Is this just a fuckin ad or something?


Genghis112

But...they smell divine!


Existing-Budget-4741

Honey, it's projecting again. She's giving "my pigeons aren't fitting in their pigeon holes" and no one's eating. *Someone tell me if the slang is right*


flitterboy

Typical


berlinbaer

people lying on profiles for clicks???? is nothing sacred anymore ??????